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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Monday_(2020)
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Hungary becums veritable EthnoState after parliament is dissolved and Orban instates himself as gyppo king

>youtube.com/watch?v=w7fzUg9QlIw
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coronavirus memes

LOL heh
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What is journalism anymore? How did it come to this
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>Ohh noo
>Is he sitting in that chair? Or is he behind the curtains? Ahh!
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Wud Lana Rain b aloud in an anti lana rain societay
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Historical recordings interest me
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YLYL ??

https://youtu.be/u44D3qKKGPU
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Clinical Trial Raises Hopes That Malaria Drug Could Be Coronavirus Cure

The results of a clinical trial in France and studies conducted in lab settings are building hope that a drug usually used to treat malaria and arthritis can treat and possibly cure coronavirus patients, though scientists say more data is needed before drawing a firm conclusion.

“It has a lot of potential, though we’re not going on a lot of data yet,” Dr. Peter Hotez, the dean for the National School of Tropical Medicine at the Baylor School of Medicine, said of early studies of hydroxycholoroquine, a malaria drug developed in the 1940s.

President Donald Trump asked the White House’s coronavirus task force about possibly using the drug, task force coordinator Dr. Deborah Birx said Wednesday.

Birx said that the drug is being studied “very carefully,” as are several other potential therapeutics.

On Tuesday, a team of French scientists released the first results of a clinical study of the use of hydroxychloroquine on 24 coronavirus patients from southeast France.

The research team, led by Didier Raoult, a renowned infectious disease expert from l’Institut Hospitalo-Universitaire in Marseille, administered the drug for 10 days along with azithromycin, a common antibiotic.

Researchers said the drugs cleared the virus in the nose and throat of most observed patients in three to six days. The study found that after six days of treatment, 70 percent of patients administered hydroxychloroquine were clear of the virus, compared to just 12.5 percent of patients who were not given drugs. (RELATED: Fauci On Coronavirus In US: ‘It’s Going To Get Worse’)

Azithromycin boosted the effect of hydroxychloroquine, according to the study. After six days of treatment, all patients treated with the drug combination “were virologically cured,” compared to 57.1 percent of patients treated with hydroxycholorquine by itself.

“We therefore recommend that COVID-19 patients be treated with hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin to cure their infection and to limit the transmission of the virus to other people in order to curb the spread of COVID-19 in the world,” wrote researchers, who acknowledged the small sample size of the study.

https://dailycaller.com/2020/03/18/hydroxychloroquine-coronavirus-covid19-cure-study/
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heh
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Wuts his endgame
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Underwater

Just finished watchan dis it was pretty kino heh
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"What are You Listening to Right Now?"

Old thread: >>75
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Amazon fires warehouse worker who led Staten Island strike for more coronavirus protection

Amazon confirmed to CNBC that it fired Chris Smalls, a warehouse worker who organized a strike at its Staten Island facility on Monday.

Amazon has fired a Staten Island warehouse worker who organized a strike to demand greater protections for employees amid the coronavirus outbreak.

Chris Smalls, a management assistant at the facility, known as JFK8, said he was fired Monday afternoon following the strike. Smalls and other employees walked out to call attention to the lack of protections for warehouse workers. The workers are also urging Amazon to close the facility after a worker tested positive for the coronavirus last week. The organizers said that at least 50 people joined the walkout.

“Amazon would rather fire workers than face up to its total failure to do what it should to keep us, our families, and our communities safe,” Smalls said in a statement. “I am outraged and disappointed, but I’m not shocked. As usual, Amazon would rather sweep a problem under the rug than act to keep workers and working communities safe.”

An Amazon spokesperson confirmed to CNBC that Smalls was fired, saying he received “multiple warnings” for violating social distancing guidelines and refusing to remain quarantined after coming into close contact with an associate who tested positive for the virus.

“Despite that instruction to stay home with pay, he came onsite today, March 30, further putting the teams at risk,” the spokesperson said. “This is unacceptable and we have terminated his employment as a result of these multiple safety issues.”

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/30/amazon-fires-staten-island-coronavirus-strike-leader-chris-smalls.html
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Half-Life is Back?! Valve Announces Half-Life: Alyx, a "Flagship VR Title"

Ahem

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>No, you're not dreaming, Half Life is actually back! Valve have just announced Half Life: Alyx, a flagship Virtual Reality title which will be fully unveiled this Thursday.


>Alyx


Oh great, you play as the frickin' n*gger ffs heh
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internet is slow, how2fix?
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My heavyass cold symptoms have been progressin steadily since saturday

I unironically very likely have contracted this shit and need to get tested for it asap fuck

i am afraid as FUCK of the next stage of the illness and any complications that may result from it
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This whole dwarf foky straya whatever shit has gotten out of hand
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New Ben Garrison Comic

A PLAN YOU CAN’T TRUST!
https://grrrgraphics.com/the-plannedemic
For the past decade, Bill gates has been warning us about an inevitable pandemic. Conditioning us. Getting us used to the idea.

Last year, he even held a summit on the matter and ran computer simulations to predict outcomes. Why did a former computer nerd and mogul become so interested in vaccination and disease? Possibly because he’s worth over $100 billion and thinks he owns the world. He also wants to make an impact on humanity. Getting rid of excess humanity, that is. Bill’s father was once the head of Planned Parenthood. He comes from a eugenics background. Gates frets about world population growth. Is it any wonder he pushes Monsanto’s GMO food as well as harmful vaccines?

Apparently Bill’s computer simulations discovered that people would easily fold under government pressure combined with an unseen enemy. Billions of people are under lockdown right now. Half the world is shut down. Gates must marvel at how easy it was to do it. Things are going according to plan.They can’t control us physically, but he can control us mentally through fear drummed into our brains 24/7 by mass media.

The corona virus is real, but we’ve had many waves of flu viruses throughout the years. Many thousands die each year from the flu. Our elderly and infirm are the hardest hit. This time the deaths are being magnified by the Fear Porn Channels. Statistics are controlled and manipulated to produce panic and hysteria.

The Democrats failed with their Russia collusion lie. They failed with impeachment. They are all for this hysteria because they can blame it all on Trump.

Trish Regan was just fired from Fox Business Network because she called out concerns that the Chinese coronavirus was just another attempt to impeach President Donald Trump.

That was too close to the truth for Fox. They fired her.

We now have social distancing to further divide the human race—as if we were all some sort of disease in need of eradication. The corrupt WHO and CDC have us controlled like puppets on strings. We obey without question. Citizens are not allowed to question medical ‘authorities’ without fearing censorship or ridicule. When the time comes for a mandatory vaccine, people will already have become conditioned to obey the medical ‘authorities,’ and it’s all going according to plan.

But some plans have a way of not working out as planned.

Never take your eyes off government in a crisis.



—Ben Garrison
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id2020 bill gates

https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fksnbf/comment/fkupg49

>Eventually we will have some digital certificates to show who has recovered or been tested recently or when we have a vaccine who has received it.


he's saying Microsoft and MIT developed "tatoo markers" that show whether you have recieved a vaccine or not. This will be coupled with Gate's new invention, ID2020, which is a digital ID microchip implanted under the skin.

www.sciencealert.com/an-invisible-quantum-dot-tattoo-is-being-suggested-to-id-vaccinated-kids

http://news.mit.edu/2019/storing-vaccine-history-skin-1218

https://id2020.org/
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Will it be GOTY lads
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Cast her fellerinos

Also find a single friggin flaw heh
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can't tell if this is beta or incredibly alpha
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>Mfw i realized the new season actually exists
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i got dubs

post ur ban messages from other websites
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US Navy Hospital Ship Arrives in New York

>"1,000 beds"


You're gonna need a bigger boat heh
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>Hey guys how about we make an entire TV show based on a flop movie that was already set to be a series but its sequels got canceled because everyone hated it so much that it is on most official 'worst movie of all time' lists and make no notable changes to it's style and continue to ignore the completely different tone of the source material that made it successful?
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To any of the kikes trying to infiltrate the movement of national socialists, just FUCK OFF, we see through your kike tricks.

The only type of interracial porn that should be promoted is "jews love big black cock" clear? Good.
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Anime: Based and Pilled or Cringe and KIKE'd?
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>Balding men can't look goo-
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Boris Johnson's government is reportedly furious with China and believes it could have 40 times more coronavirus cases than it claims

Boris Johnson's government is reportedly furious with China's handling of the coronavirus, with UK officials quoted on Sunday warning that Beijing faces a "reckoning" once the COVID-19 crisis is over.

UK government officials believe China is spreading disinformation about the severity of the coronavirus outbreak in its country, the Mail on Sunday reports.

The newspaper says scientists have warned Johnson that China could have downplayed its number of confirmed cases of the coronavirus "by a factor of 15 to 40 times." China had reported 81,439 cases at the time of writing.

Officials also believe China is trying to expand its economic power through offering help to other countries which are trying to combat the virus.

The newspaper quoted three UK officials, who all reported fury within Johnson's government.

One said: "It is going to be back to the diplomatic drawing board after this. Rethink is an understatement."

The second unnamed official said "there has to be a reckoning when this is over," while the third said "the anger goes right to the top."

The newspaper adds that Johnson's government is so angry with China's handling of the crisis that the prime minister could abandon his previous decision to let Chinese telecomms company Huawei develop the UK's 5g network.

Johnson angered his main ally President Donald Trump by giving Huawei a limited but significant role in improving the country's infrastructure.

The Trump administration was angered by the decision, with the president himself reportedly expressing his disapproval before hanging up in an "apoplectic" phone call with Johnson last month.

The decision also riled swathes of MPs in Johnson's own Conservative party.

One Cabinet minister quoted by the Mail on Sunday said: "We can't stand by and allow the Chinese state's desire for secrecy to ruin the world's economy and then come back like nothing has happened.

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-boris-johnsons-government-reportedly-furious-with-china-2020-3

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-boris-johnsons-government-reportedly-furious-with-china-2020-3
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Have u fellers ever thought the 2020s were going to be as dystopianpilled as this

Personally i dont have any gripes w/dis, the white race can only prosper and cum out stronger from this heh
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HDV, do you think dwarf is a worthwhile poster?
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> 11.5 yo cousin comes over
> wants to watch movie in my room
> mom says to leave the door open
movies for this feel?
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Suspect admits he tried to kill family at Midland Sam's Club

The 19-year-old who investigators say stabbed and cut four people at the Midland Sam's Club Saturday told police he was attempting to kill a family shopping in the store, according to an arrest affidavit.

The family is Asian and according to Midland Mayor Patrick Payton, the FBI is also now helping with the investigation. That sometimes indicates that an incident is being investigated as a hate crime, although that hasn't been confirmed in this case.

Pictures posted on Facebook show that the father and his son were cut very badly across their faces. The son, who is very young, has a cut reaching from behind his ear all the way across to his eye.

Police say Jose Gomez also stabbed a Sam's employee in the leg when he tried to stop Gomez. His hand was also cut up as he tried to get the knife away from Gomez, according to the affidavit.

The worker and an off-duty Border Patrol Agent were able to get the knife out of Gomez's hand and hold him until Midland Police arrived.

Gomez is charged with three counts of attempted capital murder and one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

The Sam's Club was closed today but will reopen Tuesday.

https://www.cbs7.com/content/news/FIRST-ON-CBS7-Suspect-admitted-to-trying-to-kill-family-at-Midland-Sams-Club-affidavit-says-568837371.html
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What would you do if you had a year off and a few hundred dollars to spare a month to do whatever you wanted?
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Was buddha right on this one lads? Why or why not
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Corona Virus Streamers

With all of the news reports about rising corona virus infections, there has to be a lot of infected trying to cash in on their sickness while they are recovering in stay at home quarantine. Has anyone found any interesting quarantine streams? Any e-girls or grifters broadcasting their battles with the infection? I want to see thots coofing and grifters larping for donations. Post links ITT.
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heh
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Live Blog Thread

So this is going to be my temporary blog thread since the tranny mod on 4cuck went apeshit again

I was just minding my own business when the n!cunt came stumbling upstairs again drunkenly talking to herself, first doggerbreh scratched against the door and then out of the blue there was the usual banging of shit against the bathroom wall randomly in textbook crazed lunatic fashion

That's about all that took place within the last 5 minutes, will update w/moar mayhaps
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God i love kratom
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why is r9k so boring and shitty?
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Dude

Like


Vertical is also like

Down



Bro
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It's so nice without foky
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el chinkacabra……..
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COVID-19 is not an excuse to be financially irresponsible. Pay your debts and rent as agreed.
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http://canv.as
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itt draw pics of dogstralia's filthy disgusting roastie
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I posted on 4chon /new/ on hourly basis in winter 2011-summer 2012

Those were some good times. That was the best imageboard culture of my memory
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Andrew Anglin on why allowing women to be sloots is akin to giving toddlers heroin

dailystormer.su/giving-heroin-to-toddlers/
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This is seriously, unironically, powerful and inspiring
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[Oh say can you shart starts playing]
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sup losers, check out my body
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Do you know anyone who actually has coronavirus
not by word of mouth but someone you actually closely know
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does you liek thor!?
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What are your thoughts on the new /tv/ e-waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51DqlH0a4kA
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HDV, do you think Foky is a worthwhile poster?
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this place isn't worth posting on tbqh. sorry guys. i tried but i think the spark is truly gone. i'm going back to the other imageboard i came from.
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Foky is a gay redditor with AIDs, but that's not even the worse part about him. I can look past that, but you see this loser, this absolute untermensch also thinks he has the authority to dictate 4chon's content. You see, every time I see a thread that doesn't feature a picture of a retarded looking frog, or some other lame meme it's like a breath of fresh air, like an oasis in a desert of shit, but this reprobate can't stand when someone else other than him makes a thread, because they're always better by default. That's why he has to shit them up, or attempt in vain to purge them with his gay shock images. In fact I have to make this post it's own thread, because he's destroyed any value the meta sticky could have had due to flooding it with his irrelevant garbage day in and day out. Is he just a retarded shitposter who's not self-aware enough to understand what he's doing, or is he an actively malevolent agent who's taking advantage of daddy HDV's desperation to keep this community together? I'm not entirely sure, but I do know he has no moral authority to whine about anyone else's posts.

>>5613

There's one dogstralia thread and this 80IQ subhuman is complaining about 'spam', about 'nepotism', because his gay shock images were deleted while he gets away with littering the board constantly? The audacity. Even the KIKES would be embarrassed to perform such an act of chutzpah. That's when he went from a tolerable idiot to actively affecting the site's usability. I suggest he cut the shit, lest 4chon becomes a place where he just talks to himself all day, but maybe he would want that. Maybe his cum-addled brain can't even understand the implications of what he's done.
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>>>/new/13165

Merge the autistic blogpost spamming floodthreads on /new/ into a single thread.
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What's with the stupid gay embarrasing repetitive unarticulative schizo spam lingo by that one butthurt boomer on /new/, is that supposed to be endearing somehow
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#wholesome 100

>Look everypony, I turned myself into a pickle.
>THIS
>IS
>AWESOME!
>IM PICKLE PINKIE!
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Clothing

I unironically like shopping for clothes now. I've thrown out a lot of my old wardrobe when it hit me how much I still dressed like I was a teenager. I'm talking cargo pants, converse clown shoes, jeans that were baggy as FUCK, etc.

Replaced my jeans first, threw out the cargo pants, I actually like waering khaki pants more than jeans tbh. They just go well weith everything. I still have some old jeans/shirts I need to get rid of but I'm making my way there.

What's your style like? Have you made any changes, maybe it's time.
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Hoily fuck she is hot :O
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testing flag
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SSSSAATURDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKA

>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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Imagine gettin tackled and violated by her heh
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← ur mom
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>"Ready for our date anon?"

WWYD
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I started playan thru the shadowkeep quest in destiny 2 and ran into yet another fucking daily bounty timegate, this is the exact reason i took a break from the forsaken quest kek

What shitty game design seriously
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I just rite nao got dun making mai furraffinity account did I leik it heh
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why does fattie nolegs even have a twitter? nobody cares about what a stupid cripple has to say.
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Uranus has started leaking gas, NASA scientists confirm

As if 2020 couldn’t get any more cursed, NASA scientists looking back through decades-old data from the Voyager 2 spacecraft have discovered a mysterious gas escaping from Uranus.

The data showed some mysterious force sucking the atmosphere straight out of the planet and into space.

https://happymag.tv/uranus-has-started-leaking-gas-nasa-scientists-confirm/
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New Resident Evil 3 trailer, fuckers!
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is wine based or cringe
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Our entire lives are spent trying to achieve a good turnout at our funerals
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Ban the skitzo tranny boomer spammer already
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Ehlp mdos skitzospammerspergy is still spamming spoiler pasta inna HL:A thread on /gm/
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Upcoming nu gw2 world boss lookin swole af
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Is Anything Happening?

HAPPENING REPORT DAY 12
This happening sucks, is anything even really happening? Doesn't seem like it.
All I see happening is a bunch of shills spamming self-serving bullshit and lies everywhere, but nothing else is really going on at all.
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heh memes

Bish nigguh
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Alcoholism on r9k

>Just look at r9k, there are tons of young white men in their teens and 20s who are already alcoholics. Their parents and families seemingly don't give a fuck. They don't go and get them any help and support. The parents are busy on Facebook while their sons give themselves a liver disorder in their 20s.

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/250281402
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Wuts de best whey 2 shave ur facial hair quickly and cleanly w/out razor burn
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Seeing as how trumpbux is gonna happen and i'm getting $1200 I'm debating how to use them:

>a pistol

in case the govt collapses
>1oz gold coin(i'd put up the difference)
to hedge my bets of the dollar failing/inflation due to the stimulus itself
>saving it in cash
I may very well lose my job and could deploy the money elsewhere quickly
>pay down a loan
Shit is high interest and this would make a nice dent in it

Which should i choose?
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A ‘super spreader’ in India may have given 40,000 people coronavirus

About 40,000 residents from 20 villages in northern India have been quarantined after an outbreak was traced to one man.

Officials in the state of Punjab learned that a 70-year-old died of coronavirus after returning from India and Germany and refusing to self-quarantine.

Baldev Singh visited a party for the Sikh festival of Hola Mohalla which attracts about 10,000 people a day for six days.

Nineteen of his relatives tested positive for coronavirus a week after he died.

“So far, we have been able to trace 550 people who came into direct contact with him and the number is growing. We have sealed 15 villages around the area he stayed,” a senior official told the BBC.

India has one of the world’s lowest testing rates despite having over 1.3 billion people, so officials fear the number of infected people (currently under 700) is wildly inaccurate. Still officials are racing to prevent an outbreak in the country. India recently declared a 21-day lockdown.

https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-india-super-spreader-40000-people-20200327-da3wahp2jjf4fbc6hevtetq4oa-story.html
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I can't stop watching "Oblivion NPC dialogue" videos even though most of them aren't even very good.
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>This scheme essentially merges the Fed and Treasury into one organization. So, meet your new Fed chairman, Donald J. Trump.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/feds-cure-risks-being-worse-110052807.html

based if true
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"CULTS" HAVE THE TRUTH

Since at least the 1950s, the US government has been dominated by globalists. In light of this obvious oppression, a large number of New Religious Movements have formed to enlighten people, to wake them up. All of these movements have been attacked and labeled "cults."

Charles Manson was redpilled on race, knew about Jewish control, and targeted Hollywood Jews. He never hurt anyone, yet he was thrown in prison.

Groups like Scientology and Mormonism have accrued power free from the hands of globalists, and the Mormons effectively control the state of Utah. This is unacceptable to the Jews, so these are both attacked constantly, to wrest power away from them.

Jim Jones created a society free from globalist influence. His example was so unacceptable that the globalists literally declared war on him.

The Hare Krishnas and the Twelve Tribes are both completely redpilled on race and the Jews, so they're derided as freaks.

Just watch, next white nationalism itself will be declared a "cult." Yet all these "cults" (new religious movements) have the truth, and are there to wake people up.
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Would Tommy Morrison have saved the white race (in boxing) if (((they))) didn't give him HIV on purpose?
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Anti Chicom riots takin place in mainland China

Hubei Residents Riot After Quarantine Lifted; Police Beaten With Their Own Shield, Cop Cars Overturned

>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/hubei-residents-riot-after-quarantine-lifted-police-beaten-their-own-shield-cop-cars
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>Wen u realize the reason jews pander to women/feminism is because of their base consumerist drive to buy all kinds of needless shit to feel good
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farage is the only politician that I unironically like tbh
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cirnochan

https://cirnochan.net
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cirnochan

https://cirnochan.net
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weird anal orgasm

So, I was doing this exercise for a few days and feel something there going on.

Today I dreamt that something got into my anus and I had something like an orgasm. I wake up and it felt like something's coming out of my butt. Afraid to find feces I touch and it's clean. Now I do this exercise again and feel the same sensation again. wtf…
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Society is collapsing
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AfD gains expected during Sunday electshuns in battle for political heart of Germany

>theguardian.com/world/2019/oct/24/afd-thuringia-bjorn-hocke-gains-expected-in-battle-for-political-heart-of-germany
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are unions based and redpillt?
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.
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Google Bans Infowars Android App Over Coronavirus Claims

ON FRIDAY, GOOGLE removed the Infowars Android app from its Play Store, extinguishing one of the last mainstream strongholds of infamous conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. The takedown on the heels of a video, posted in the Infowars app last week and viewed by WIRED, in which Jones disputed the need for social distancing, shelter in place, and quarantine efforts meant to slow the spread of the novel coronavirus.

Google confirmed to WIRED that it removed the app on Friday. The app had more than 100,000 downloads according to Google Play's published metrics, and was rated "E10+," meaning safe for all users 10 and older. The Infowars app sold products like supplements and protein powder, broadcast The Alex Jones Show live, and posted videos and articles from Jones and others.

"Now more than ever, combating misinformation on the Play Store is a top priority for the team," a Google spokesperson told WIRED. "When we find apps that violate Play policy by distributing misleading or harmful information, we remove them from the store."

Alex Jones and Infowars did not immediately respond to a request for comment. In the video in question, Jones said that "everybody dies under the new world order except maybe one tenth of one percent that believe they're going to merge with machines and have made deals with this inter-dimensional thing that gave them all the technology … You can't make a deal with these aliens, OK, that the Bible tells you about and ever get off the planet." Elsewhere in the video, Jones claims that natural antivirals exist to treat the novel coronavirus.

Google is far from the first tech giant to block or ban Infowars content. In fact, Google-owned YouTube suspended The Alex Jones Channel in August 2018, after mounting pressure from critics that platforms should enforce their anti-hate speech policies. Facebook took action against several Jones-operated pages that same day, as did Twitter with Infowars-related accounts the next month. Facebook instituted a full ban of Alex Jones and Infowars content across all of its platforms in May 2019. Apple's iOS App Store, Google Play's main competitor, already banned the Infowars app more than a year ago during the late summer 2018 blitz.

https://www.wired.com/story/google-bans-infowars-android-app-alex-jones-coronavirus/
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Turkey ready to invade northern Syria 'today or tomorrow’ as setting up safe zone with US became ‘fairytale’ – Erdogan

>.rt.com/news/470264-turkey-ready-operations-syria/
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>waaah why won't white guys support my nigger baby??????

the really amusing subtext to her story is that she's not trying to date niggers anymore because she learned her lesson
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Fresh nu retromancave comfy lurkers

>Restoration of a '90s Apple Powerbook


youtube.com/watch?v=sAizfV3A4Fg
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>marxists: we are here to support the working class!
*uses academic gobbledygook postmodernist terminology that the working class would never understand*
nooo! why does the proletariatino vote against their interest which should be marxism!
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>Fresh nu Sprave Xbow Kino fuckers

Finally! A commercial Instant Legolas.

youtube.com/watch?v=sy_bJQaD3Uc
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The creme de la creme of the h'white race
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Buyer's Remorse General

Post times you got BTFO for having the audacity to purchase something (and no bringing eachother's moms' p*ssies or other orifices into this you KIKES heh)

>Buy $100~ Sennheiser 4.40 Goytooth® Headphones because the audio jack on my computer broke for no reason a couple weeks ago, turning my BASED Sennheiser HD 595 pair into a paperweight overnight

>literally every few minutes they have this protracted static/feedback sound that lasts for 15 seconds or so and they're uncomfortable as fuck

Feeling pretty butthurt rn, I think the only time I've ever been owned worse was when I bought that $300 large format scanner that was DOA and there wasn't a goddamn thing I could do about it.
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IT HAPPENING AGAIN

HAPPENING REPORT DAY 10
Not much happened today or maybe it did, who knows. Not me, I didn't look. Most of us would never find out if anything really happened anyway, I bet everyone here really believes that Epstein didn't commit suicide, you think you're so smart and you've got it all figured out, but thats just what they want you to believe.
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Turkish tv shows whiter than American

Why are Turkish tv shows whiter and aesthetically pleasing than American shows?

This is Love 101.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkhPHjzTzAw
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Report this gook

https://youtu.be/XqRnhL-2kFQ
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>Women's intrasexual competition is a lot more gossipy and a lot less productive. While men's intrasexual competition lead to the construction of entire civilizations, women have a hard time effectively cooperating with one another.
>incels.wiki/w/Intrasexual_competition

There's a whole lot of autistic crap on that wiki but this line is based heh
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Just got done watchin dat dere nuest PBS Nova episode about doggerbreh's and their racial triats, shit was kino af
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book review

I just finished Stalin's Daughter. It was okay, I guess. I'm sure there are worse books and worse authors out there. It's a fairly tight biography for most of the book. We go from Svetlana's childhood, her mother's suicide, her brother getting abandoned by Stalin, Stalin's death, and then afterwards the author seems to struggle with admitting how much of a stupid egotistical mentally unbalanced whore Svetlana actually was. Svetlana never had two children by the same father and she never stayed with the same man or husband for more than a few months. There's comedy in it where Stalin warned her to stay away from Jews and was disappointed in her life's direction, and he ended up being totally right about it. The only thing she ever really achieved was ditching her first two kids to go right a book in Murrica after tricking the Soviets to let her into India to spread her shitskin hubby's ashes, only to immediately lose all the money she made doing so because she got involved in a commune in the midwest. Which, btw, is where she had her third child in her mid-40's with some architect who was famous for being an absolute tool. When she immediately ditched him, she took advantage of people she met to move every few months to new locations doing fuck all with herself except piss off the friends she made with her insane breakdowns. It's funny how the author tries to defend this. "Yeah, she was like this, but you must understand she was a very tortured person". Surely enough, she went through some shit while she was in the USSR, but there's only so much you can blame on being Stalin's daughter. And if it really was such a traumatic experience, WHY DID SHE GO BACK TO THE USSR? The final few chapters are a real bore, it's just a cycle of breakdowns, losing friends, gaining friends, losing friends, getting poorer, moving to different poor houses, until the old bat finally died of cancer with fuck all to her name in the mid 2000's. What a wasted life. "Oh poor me, I have everything but I just want to hang out with Jews and subhumans, I'm such a victim, I don't mean to treat everyone including my kids like shit, it's all my dad's fault, boo hoo why can't I keep any money, what do you mean I can't take back money for the hospital trust fund I set up in my Indian husband's name, oh I'm so mysterious and misunderstood". And now you're fucking dead and you're daughters an even bigger sack of shit. Well done.
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Niggers all know deep down they're inferior mud golems, but white people keep feeding them because in the long run nigger labor is what makes us rich.

Whites are so vastly fucking superior to other races, we all have to literally lie about it and pretend we're the same species so the mud races will work for our businesses and make our stock prices go up, LMFAOOOOOOOO

seriously though, in the 1800s and 1900s evolution forced scientists to basically all agree to lie and pretend we're (((all the same underneath))) and (((there's no such thing as race, just the Human Race™))) because that's the only way to keep the economy going for white people.

It's hilarious.
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ElfQuest

Apparently this cheesy boomer comic from the 70s I'd read a couple issues of thanks to my neighbor friend's dad about multi-racial elves killing neanderthals and trolls and doing it etc. is free to read online now. Might be something groovy to read while the quarantine remains in effect heh.

http://www.elfquest.com/read/index.php?s=Elfquest
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Elephants are extremely intelligent, they remember every memory, every moment, every song, every bad thing you do to them. And it sticks. They can enjoy music, they even cry out of their temple when one has passed. They have ceremonies for the dead. They had trauma. They have scars. They feel love and hate.
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Rollan originally
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>ywn be this pretty
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Norse myth: If you die in glorious combat, Odin will reward your bravery by taking you to Valhalla where you can feast and fight until ragnarok.

Christian myth: Because of someone else’s actions, you must bow down and worship at the feet of a literal Jewish manlet or else you will burn in hell for not being a kike lover.

Hmm, which one is better for civilization? The one that values bravery or the one that values being a cuck and submitting yourself to a Jewish overlord.
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Why Turkey is the ultimate cuck nation

The people are mostly Anatolian, and originally had native Anatolian culture(which nobody knows really anything about).

>Then they were cucked so much by invading Indo-European Hittites that they forgot their old culture.


Then came Assyrians and Persians, briefly cucking this nation once again.

Afterwards they were cucked by Greek invaders and again forgot their previous cultures. The Greek cuckoldry literally lasted for so fucking long that many people believe to this day that Anatolia is rightful Greek clay (muh Constantinople).

But then, something extraordinary happened. The ultimate final bosses of cuckoldry came to cuck this land once again: The Turks.

They themselves were originally steppe nomads who honourably worshipped Tengri. As they raped their way down south from their ancestral homelands in Siberia, they became a rapefest-mixed race of Persian-Arab-Levantine-turco-Mongol Muslims.

In the case of Anatolia they cucked this land so much that to this very day the native Anatolian people fail to recognize their true origin, adopted the barbaric steppe-language and truly believe that they are rightful sons of Turan, and somehow at the same time worship a sandnigger religion and look nothing like true turkic peoples.

But it did not stop here.
The fake "Turks" of Anatolia were one with their cuckoldry so much that they forcibly exported it to other parts of the world, most notably the Balkans, and West Europe today, like cancer, genociding the brave, based peoples who stood against them (Armenians,Assyrians, Greeks).

They created nothing, so they just blanda upped and stole from other civilizations. Their country is the proof of the horrors of multiculturalism.

Next time you see a Turk, tell him to look into a mirror and ask himself one question:

"Do I look like a Mongol"?

Tl;DR: "Turkish people" are neither Turkic, nor are they people, and their historical cuckoldry would make Sweden proud.
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Increase the bump limit so we can keep posting in the italian coronavirus thread.
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Those comments heh

Apparently the nibba took the original down a while bacc
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Nu Coronibba General

Two fresh nu field reports from Spain and NYC

>.nytimes.com/video/nyregion/100000007052136/coronavirus-elmhurst-hospital-queens.html

>.youtube.com/watch?v=ePSZPb02bMw&feature=emb_title
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NYC POZZED ASF

TOP 25 FILTHIEST AND MOST DISGUSTING & DISEASED STATES
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/mapping-spread-new-coronavirus/
………….Confirmed cases…….Change from Sunday…..Deaths
New York……..30,811……..15,018……..+95%……..285
New Jersey……..3,675……..1,761……..+92%……..44
California……..2,660……..1,018……..+62%……..58
Washington…………….2,472……..476……..+24%……..125
Michigan……..1,793……..756……..+73%……..24
Illinois……..1,537……..488……..+47%……..16
Florida……..1,467……..637……..+77%……..23
Louisiana……..1,388……..551……..+66%……..46
Massachusetts……..1,159……..513……..+79%……..11
Georgia 1,097……..497……..+83%……..38
Pennsylvania……..1,036……..527……..+104%……..10
Texas 1,031……..404……..+64%……..13
Colorado……..912……..436 +92%……..11
Tennessee……..814……..309 +61%……..2
Connecticut……..618……..395……..+177%……..12
Ohio……..567……..212……..+60%……..8
North Carolina…….. 529……..227……..+75%……..2
Wisconsin……..488……..107 +28%……..5
Maryland……..425……..181……..+74%……..4
Indiana……..389……..188……..+94%……..14
Mississippi……..377……..170……..+82%……..2
South Carolina……..342……..146……..+74%……..7
Arizona……..326……..174……..+114%……..6
Nevada……..321……..131……..+69%……..6
Virginia……..304……..83……..+38%……..9
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Imagine acting like this over a fucking made up film, what an immature fucking cunt.

https://youtu.be/CqDPfILGUdM
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day of the Langan soon
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PRETTY SURE IT HAPPENED NEAR ME

HAPPENING REPORTS DAY 9
There was a power outage in my neighborhood and I was pretty sure that they were getting ready to come and take us to the FEMA camps, but that didn't happen so I guess I'll have to assume it was one of the raids Q was talking about. I like in a real fancy neighborhood in one of those faggoty leftard cities so theres probably all sorts for disgusting faggots around that should be rounded up. Anyway the power is back on now, thats how I know they decided not to take us to the FEMA camps today.
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AMERICAN HEGEMONY CRUMBLING IN REAL TIME

https://www.al-monitor.com/pulse/originals/2020/03/intel-moscow-military-fight-coronavirus-syria-italy.html

>Intel: Why Moscow is dispatching its military to fight coronavirus in Syria, Italy


>Also, following a call between President Vladimir Putin and Italian Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte, the Russian military sent Italy — a member of NATO — 14 cargo planes with nearly 100 virologists and epidemiologists, and a dozen medical teams with equipment. The move triggered indignation among some NATO allies and debates within Russia whether the country is being too generous by helping others as Russia itself is seeing a rise in COVID-19 cases — 658 registered cases as of March 25, a rise of 163 in 24 hours..


>Coronavirus as a war front: Ilya Kramnik, an expert at the Moscow-based Russian International Affairs Council, told Al-Monitor the concerns over the lack of Russian resources to fight the virus are premature.


>“Russia has one the biggest armies in the world trained to be able to wage a war during a WMD [weapons of mass destruction], biological or chemical weapons use. … What is important is to study what happens on the ground in the affected countries,” he said.


>Kramnik, a noted military analyst, outlined three factors why Russian military medics are being deployed to the affected zones.


>“First — the expertise. The Defense Ministry has all kinds of specialists on these types of [biological] threats. Second — the responsiveness. This means these specialists should be prepared to carry out the assigned tasks in a real-time mode having all the necessary equipment and operating within a well-organized structure. Finally — the mobility. These specialists should be organized into small well-equipped groups that could be transported by air to an affected zone,” he said.


>What’s next? On March 25, Putin addressed the Russian public over the coronavirus and introduced some socioeconomic policies and extended some quarantine and lockdown procedures. On the foreign policy front, Russia is likely to continue demonstrating its competitive advantage in tackling biological threats as a way to highlight deficiencies in other actors’ policies — the United States and the European Union in particular.


>Know more: Read Al-Monitor to learn what other subject matters Assad discussed with the top Russian military official in the March 23 meeting, and check out our profile of the brave Syrian female doctors who are on the front line to fight a new war — against the coronavirus.
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Mario theme playing on two credit card masheens

>.youtube.com/watch?v=2NCviYMdV1I
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Anyone else notice posting and file upload having significantly slowed down or issit jus me heh
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Can this kind of behaviour mend the historical racial divide in america?
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Coronavirus sends India into lockdown as trains halted, Modi says 'please save yourself'

The world's second-largest country has gone into lockdown as India shuts down its massive train system Monday and puts curfews in place to stop the spread of coronavirus.

Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi announced Tuesday that, "to save India," the entire country is going into lockdown for 21 days, with every citizen banned from leaving home. A day earlier, Modi said people still were not taking an existing lockdown seriously and called for states to follow the preventive measures issued by the federal government to contain the virus.

"Please save yourself, save your family, follow the instructions seriously," Modi said Monday.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/coronavirus-india-lockdown-train-network-halted-modi-save-yourself

https://www.foxnews.com/world/coronavirus-india-lockdown-train-network-halted-modi-save-yourself
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Wat do heh
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Cast her inna inevitable biokinomathiqué heh
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CHRISTCUCKS BTFO HEH
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Coronavirus stimulus bill: Democrats and Republicans appear close to $2tn deal

Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer and US treasury secretary Steven Mnuchin appeared on Tuesday morning to be close to a deal over a coronavirus stimulus bill, even as Donald Trump signaled his wish to reopen the economy and continued to attack House speaker Nancy Pelosi over her own stimulus proposal.

Mnuchin told reporters on Capitol Hill, just before midnight on Monday: “I think we’ve made a lot of progress. There’s still a couple of open issues, but I think we’re very hopeful that this can be closed out [on Tuesday].”

Mnuchin said he and Schumer had consulted the president and Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell on the details of the deal, which is believed to secure around $2tn in aid for workers and businesses.

Schumer said: “We expect to have an agreement tomorrow morning. There’s still a few little differences. Neither of us think they’re in any way going to get in the way of a final agreement.”

Schumer added that Trump seemed “very positive” about the talks.

But the president took aim at Pelosi, who introduced House Democrats’ own $2.5tn stimulus plan in a bid to shape negotiations. In a late-night tweet, Trump accused Pelosi of seeking to derail a Republican-sponsored Senate bill.

Republicans criticized Pelosi’s rival bill as a wishlist, saying it included politically charged spending add-ons and regulations on federal elections, minimum wage, union regulations and climate change. Democrats made similar charges about the Republican Senate bill.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/24/coronavirus-stimulus-bill-senate-deal
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>new has over 13,000 posts
>r9k has less than 10,000 posts
how come r9k is so much less entertaining than /new?
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The first season of this was much better den de just released 2nd one which i'm two episodes into now but it's basically lackluster af in comparison heh
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coronavirus

all of Italy is now on lockdown, holy fug
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Wooden doors, Paulie?
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Asterix co-creator and illustrator dies aged 92
>w.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-52016721
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Joker review garbage

https://youtu.be/_YmDrRBFtJM
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Be sure to keep your regular sleep patterns even if you're not at work, if this covid bullshit gets sorted you'll be absolutely fucked if you're expected to leave earlier
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Rate my Dorito
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Dis b ure brainerino on bolshevism
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/v/ros… we're going home…
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Fighting For My Future (cont.)

So right now it looks like they're really gonna go ahead and try to evict me just as i'm poised to continue the pre-apprenticeship programme come early November.

Needless to say, if i lose my residence i also automatically get kicked out of the apprenticeship programe due to insurance regulations.

They know this full well by now thru my lawyer and went ahead with it regardless/filed the fraudulent complaint. They also did this more THAN A FUCKING MONTH ahead of the deadline they themselves had named, this basically reeks of the type of gaslighting and contemptuous backstabbery that's been a hallmark of the n!Cunt egg donor's behaviour (which is actively enabled by the couple FM's she has left at this point) for as long as i can remember back. It's so fucking funny too how she claims in front of my lawyer that she "supported me all along" and then proceeds to fuck me over royally like this by actively trying to sabotage my upcoming apprenticeship in the most blatant and hamfisted obvious fucking fashion possible.

I do not know what the future holds for me, but i know that i won't let her get away with this without putting up a (legal) fight here. There is another legal avenue available to me which may enable me yet to hold the residence and continue the program in a regular fashion, it will now all depend on whether this shittyass lawyer will be able to do his job properly or not.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fun fact: Even if you're a 7 or 8 out of ten and desperate post-wall women over 30yo contact you first on dating sites and you then start exchanging messages there's a very high chance she will still ghost you when she generally probes you and finds out your socio-sexual market value is lower than her own overall

Unless you're exceptionally good-looking younger chicks won't be interested much either

It's really a catch-22 type of situashen, so start working on dat SMV if you ever want to breed a bish fellers (getting a job is a gud start heh)
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Dark brown and very smelly steamy urine
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this is my favorite game
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https://vid.me/ Shut down

https://vid.me/

What the ?
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Have a big dick.

Or you'll be an inadequate lover and jump in front of a train thinking about your crush's "nigger-dick orgasms" like Terry.
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Daily Happening Update

Happening Report - Day 7
Its been happening for about a week or so now and nobody really seems to have much of an idea of whats really happening because of the media fog, but one thing is for sure - whoever make that hyrocholorfilm is going to be making cash like mad for the rest of year and their stock price just got discounted 30%.
The antibiotic for anthrax back in 2001 became a major status symbol, everyone wanted to have it if they needed it or not. One day I hope to find out what really happened during this happening, hopefully sooner rather than later, if anyone has any good guesses about why this has all been instigated, I'd like to read them in the comment section.
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BIGGEST CONSPIRACY BECOMING TRUE

What are the odds.
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Conspiracy theories containment

Post them! Terry's are welcome
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What are the odds that I'll eventually get gulag'd for having posted on a nazi board like 4chon?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJpiAQThmFA

>Its Oprah! That's "Harpo backwards!"

They are obviously pushing this schizo identity onto her.

Multiple times throughout the video she says she doesn't want to talk and Oprah just acts like a bitch and says things to wind-up the kid.

Then goes to the parents and says "wow it must be so exhausting!" and the parents are like "waah it never ends!" the kid just has imaginary friends and a good imagination, she is not crazy.
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what did I miss?

left imageboards about a year ago.
Graduated college, got a full time tech job for a large organization, got a gf whom I am planning to marry. saving for a house. signed up for a marathon in 9 months.
What have you boys been up to?

also what did I miss? what happened to 8chan and what in the goddamn is 8kun
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Adolf Hitler: *exists*
Jews: HELP IM BEING GASSED AND TURNED INTO HOUSEHOLD SOAP 6 MILLION NEVER FORGET
Big keeanu chungus: Well that's not wholesome at all!
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nothing feels normal anymore

I'm convinced there was a major timeline shift recently
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Stuck in the 2000s

In my dreams, in my thoughts I'm still in the 2000s. 2010 sounds like a far future and yet it's already 2020. In my mind it's still 2005. In my dreams I'm still at high school that I attended in the 2000s and my dream characters are people from that time. My cousin is already a boomer-tier dad but still a fucking preteen in my dreams.

Every. Fucking. Day. I. Dream. Of. School.
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Ration essential items during your prescribed lockdown in order to avoid necessitating trips to the grocery store.
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>more power to tackle covid spread
>we'll think about it
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nu-KC turns 2 years old today

Say something nice about it
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Would the OneWheel be Allowed in a White Nationalist Society?
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Will Ferrell Says 'Big Chungus'

heh
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When was the first 4chon offically born?

I remember Moot deleting /new/ and /r9k/ in early 2010, we must be approaching the anniversary.
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IT'S HAPPENING

Rand Paul has coronavirus
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>when you get put into a class and you get the chair at the back next to the wall so you can swing your chair back and lean against the wall like a pro
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Ron Paul: Conrona virus is a hoax to destroy the last american freedoms

Governments love crises because when the people are fearful they are more willing to give up freedoms for promises that the government will take care of them. After 9/11, for example, Americans accepted the near-total destruction of their civil liberties in the PATRIOT Act’s hollow promises of security.

It is ironic to see the same Democrats who tried to impeach President Trump last month for abuse of power demanding that the Administration grab more power and authority in the name of fighting a virus that thus far has killed less than 100 Americans.

Declaring a pandemic emergency on Friday, President Trump now claims the power to quarantine individuals suspected of being infected by the virus and, as Politico writes, “stop and seize any plane, train or automobile to stymie the spread of contagious disease.” He can even call out the military to cordon off a US city or state.

State and local authoritarians love panic as well. The mayor of Champaign, Illinois, signed an executive order declaring the power to ban the sale of guns and alcohol and cut off gas, water, or electricity to any citizen. The governor of Ohio just essentially closed his entire state.

The chief fearmonger of the Trump Administration is without a doubt Anthony Fauci, head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases at the National Institutes of Health. Fauci is all over the media, serving up outright falsehoods to stir up even more panic. He testified to Congress that the death rate for the coronavirus is ten times that of the seasonal flu, a claim without any scientific basis.
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'Romney's in isolation? Gee that's too bad': Trump appears to mock senator's coronavirus threat

Donald Trump has appeared to mock the threat of the deadly coronavirus to Mitt Romney, the only Republican senator who voted to convict him on impeachment charges.

The Utah senator and former presidential nominee said he was taking advice on self-isolation after spending time on Friday with Rand Paul, who announced on Sunday that he had tested positive for Covid-19.

Told during a White House briefing that Mr Romney was one of several politicians self-isolating, the president said: "Romney's in isolation? Gee, that's too bad."

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-coronavirus-covid-19-mitt-romney-gee-too-bad-a9417396.html
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Bernie Sanders will learn to play Minecraft if a TikTok video gets 6 million views

Bernie Sanders recently announced that he would learn to play Minecraft if a certain video clocked 6 million views. Or at least the team who manages his verified TikTok account did.

"If this gets 6 million views, Bernie will learn how to play Minecraft for you," the post reads.

The video in question comes from TikTokker luacrio7642, and shows a mine cart entering an area devoted to Sanders' 2020 presidential campaign. "Why should I vote for Bernie Sanders?" it muses, before taking you on a journey to explain what feeling the Bern actually entails.

"$15 minimum wage" is plastered across one wall in massive letters, while another boasts the illustrious "Medicare 4 All" slogan. The green deal is also represented, with a huge section devoted to "The Trees," which features actual Minecraft trees instead of just the word "trees."

The video concludes with luacrio7642 heading along a Redstone rail towards a massive, color-coordinated "Bernie 2020" monument. It's very stylish and is paired with a particularly upbeat remix of DARE by The Gorillaz and Shaun Ryder.

If you reckon watching Bernie Sanders play Minecraft would be a bit of fun, be sure to watch the video and share it with your mates. 6 million views and you'll see Bernie getting annoyed he fell in lava with a full stack of diamond on him, just like the rest of us.

https://www.pcgamer.com/bernie-sanders-will-learn-to-play-minecraft-if-a-tiktok-video-gets-6-million-views/
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Democrats and Republicans Agree: It’s Time to Throw White People In Gulags

>YESTERDAY, the FBI made a big show of arresting multiple alleged members of a “white supremacist” group they have designated as a national security threat equivalent to ISIS.
Federal prosecutors have charged black metal fan Cameron Denton, the “Nazi” Al-Baghdadi, with telling the police to send SWAT teams after a journalist and a politician as a childish prank.

>Four other cohorts in “AtomWaffen,” mostly young Chan trolls, were also taken into custody in the multi-state terror raid over mailing the Israeli lobbyists at the Anti-Defamation League edgy fliers that say “Our Patience Has Its Limits.”


>House Representative Karen Bass has complained loudly about the FBI’s lack of transparency regarding arrest statistics related to “white supremacist terrorism.” Her implication is that the career girls, left-wing crusaders and Zionist lickspittles in federaI law enforcement — some who have proudly accepted awards from the Anti-Defamation League for railroading James Fields — are “protecting” these supposed dangerous White supremacists.


>The truth is, as Tucker Carlson has remarked, that “white terrorism” alarmism is nothing more than a politically motivated hoax comparable to the “8 intelligence agencies” claiming Russia stole the 2016 election for Donald Trump.


>Warren Buffett once famously said “if a cop follows you for 500 miles, you’re getting a ticket,” and the string of marijuana arrests, coercing teenagers and the mentally ill into bogus pleas, prosecuting people for their answers to confusing questions on federal forms, and various other pedestrian crimes don’t begin to justify the amount of federal resources being flushed down the toilet in surveilling and intimidating those the SPLC and ADL classify as “white nationalists.” The FBI is hiding its statistics because they know what they’re doing is wrong.

Since 2016, no member of a (White) nationalist organization has been convicted of supposed “terrorism” with the possible exception of James Fields, who was loosely affiliated with Vanguard America and who would’ve beaten his trumped up political charges in any other time period.


https://archive.is/ast1P
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God this looks comfy heh
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We weren’t supposed to see this many women in one lifetime then be this alienated
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President Trump and Coronavirus Task Force Brief Reporters

President Trump, joined by a notably smaller group of members of the White House Coronavirus Task Force than previous briefings, held a news conference on the response to the pandemic. The president said that hydroxychloroquine, a common drug used to treat malaria, could be used as a possible treatment for patients infected with coronavirus. While its efficacy in treating the illness is not fully known, the president said that at least they know the drug is safe to use. “It’s shown very, very encouraging early results, and we’re going to be able to make that drug available almost immediately,” he said. Surgeon General Dr. Jerome Adams called on millennials and members of Generation Z to donate blood. “You’ll feel good about it and you’ll be helping your country and your community during this crisis, and you might even save a life,” said Dr. Adams.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?470503-1/president-trump-coronavirus-task-force-hold-briefing-white-house
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Is left-leaning media opinion or news reporting?

LEFTARDS INSANE WITH TDS
https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/488638-rush-trish-and-left-leaning-media-is-it-opinion-or-news-reporting
Last week, Rush Limbaugh opined on the swine flu, which hit our nation from 2009 into 2010.

“Folks,” he said, “I’m not panicked. I am ticked off like you cannot believe … because I’m mad about the politics of this. … I went back and looked at the stats and I was stunned. … 60 million Americans were infected … 300,000 were hospitalized. … Nobody even remembers it. And why? Well, because we had a different president.”

Limbaugh was inferring that because Barack Obama was president during the onset of the swine flu and beloved by many in the media, the negative coverage of that highly infectious and dangerous virus was minimized and fawning reports regarding Obama’s command of the situation were dialed up.

Also last week came the removal of Trish Regan’s prime-time show from Fox Business Network. The network said it did so because of staffing needs to cover the coronavirus crisis. But to some it appeared that Regan was removed after giving her opinion on an opinion program. She said in part, with regard to the coronavirus and President Trump:

“We’ve reached a tipping point. The chorus of hate being leveled at the president is nearing a crescendo as Democrats blame him, and only him, for a virus that originated halfway around the world. This is yet another attempt to impeach the president. … The media’s reaction, with the global town halls … Did they do this during Ebola? No. We didn’t see this kind of insanity during SARS. And SARS and Ebola … were far more deadly. So why the melodrama on such an agitated scale? … I’ll give you two words: Donald Trump.”

Soon after they spoke, both Limbaugh and Regan were criticized by many on the left for their “controversial” statements. Regan apparently paid the higher price by seeing her program suspended, at least temporarily.

Both were ridiculed, but did they have a point? Have partisan politics and personal agendas infected some of the coverage?

A simple internet search shows that, at times, partisan and unhinged politics has taken the coverage hostage.

For example, CNN regular Rick Wilson, an avowed “Never Trumper,”tweeted “#Beinfected” in response to the White House announcing that first lady Melania Trump would participate in public health PSAs on the virus. A think tank president said President Trump dying from coronavirus would be “poetic justice.” Talk show host Bill Maher said he’s “hoping” the American economy totally collapses to get rid of Trump. An MSNBC analyst suggested Trump should be prosecuted for “negligent homicide.” Some news outlets reported that Trump called the virus a “hoax” and claimed the White House was “muzzling” Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.
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animeSkitzoSpergy's mom when i breed her
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Yeah im thinking itll be fuckin kino af
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This is unironically me and part of why i've become obsessed with phenotypes in general i guess (despites the obvious pro-white/eugenic aspect to it) heh
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Really joggs the ol' nogg heh
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Tucker Carlson: Coronavirus crisis has exposed the higher education establishment charade

The long-term effects of the moment we're in are hard to know exactly. Restaurants and hotels have a long road back – that's clear. But what about higher education?

The nation's entire college population is at home right now, at exactly the same moment the economy seems to be heading south because of the coronavirus. So what effect will that have?

Well, the first thing to know is that whatever happens next, it will not affect Harvard, Yale, Stanford and a handful of schools like those. These places are richer than some countries. They'll be fine no matter what happens, perhaps unfortunately. Big state schools are likely to weather the crisis, too. They have legislators behind them.

But for everyone else on campus, this is a life-changing moment. Consider the confluence of factors right now. First, endowments are likely to shrink as the broader economy struggles. Donations will drop, too, for the same reason. There will almost certainly be a big reduction in students from China, a group whose main appeal has always been their ability to pay for tuition. Take that money off the ledger.

Meanwhile, and most critically, an entire nation has just been shown that it's possible to deliver higher education in an entirely different way. You don't have to drive to campus, buy textbooks, pay for room and board in order to get an education. You can do the whole thing online.

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-coronavirus-crisis-has-exposed-the-higher-education-establishment-charade
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Worst time of my life seriously
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Gamers psyche

Gaymers are copers and the cope only lasts so long through school before you start going crazy from your dick not getting pussy. And it doesn't get easier to get laid as you get older, by your mid twenties you need money or muscles and other things you don't need in your teens. But those are prime gaming years and you'll be young forever.
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I hate how tattoos have become this dweeby hipster-nerd thing. It's an erosion of yet another working-class tough image, it's cultural gentrification by trustafarians who want the clout of being badass while not even getting a big titty devil shooting a gun or something, but an homage to 8-bit games made quite likely before they could walk. Or vegans wearing motorcycle jackets and pretending to be in a communist street militia while never having thrown a punch in their life.

The worst of it is the girls with piercings and neon hair who complain they get stares at their service industry job and asked to tone it down – you can't have it both ways. You can either be a brave rebel, or you can be accepted. If you are rebelling, by definition mainstream society disapproves, that's the point. If you're accepted, nobody will think you're cool and badass, because you're one of them. That is why the politics of today seem so unhinged, because an entire generation can't decide if they want attention or approval.
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incoming transmission

all chonners head to the secret chon castle in [REDACTED]

wuhan zombies incoming

alpha bravo charlie delta
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If you think about it

The person you catch coronavirus off is like your reverse soul mate

Far out.
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why is there nobody out there talking about how coronavirus is a hoax and about how it doesn't even exist?
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Pence staffer tests positive for coronavirus, becoming first-known case of a White House employee

A staff member in Vice President Mike Pence’s office has tested positive for coronavirus, a spokesperson for Pence announced Friday evening, making that the first White House staffer known to have the virus.

“‪This evening we were notified that a member of the Office of the Vice President tested positive for the Coronavirus,” Katie Miller, Pence’s press secretary, said in a statement. “Neither President Trump nor Vice President Pence had close contact with the individual.”

Pence’s office did not identify the individual or provide other information about the person or the job they hold.

“Further contact tracing is being conducted in accordance with CDC guidelines,” Miller added.

Pence was appointed by Trump to lead the White House’s coronavirus task force, which has been holding daily press briefings on the virus. In recent days, Trump has joined Pence and others on the task force for briefings.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/a-person-in-pences-office-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-vps-office-announces
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Uhm? based?
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dis korean american nibba in his 30's is a Navy Seal, a doctor, and a NASA astronaut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Kim
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should i buy this in case where i am goes into lockdown?
only so many times i can refresh imageboards..
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Clapping intensifies
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Wud germanic belgian harp-playing women be allowed in an anti harp society
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Sperglin reviews the shitlib trainwreck of a series that is Nu-Trek Picard

>//dailystormer.su/star-trek-picard-episode-3-review/
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Black Marsh for Argonians!
Cyrodil for the Imperials!
Skyrim for the Nords!
Hammerfell for the Redguards!
High Rock for the Bretons!
Summerset Isles for the High Elves!
Valenwood for the Wood Elves!
Elsweyr for the Khajiit!
Morrowind… for everybody?

"Anti-racist" is a codeword for anti-Dunmer
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Why Leonardo DaVinci was once an incel KHV loser
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China needs to send its young women to young european men as reparation for the pandemic damages
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Thoughts?
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I want to marry Emily Youcis.
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NASA Warns Two Ragnarök Asteroids Could Cause Atmospheric Explosion Over Earth This Week

>zerohedge.com/health/nasa-warns-two-asteroids-could-cause-atmospheric-explosion-over-earth-week
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I raff i ruse

ror
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>youtube.com/watch?v=38ZTN9h4WEg
>f2p CoD battle royale

Not sure if want heh
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Now that waterfox is botnet shud i install this or issit even moar botnet den WF
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dogstralia, draw us a picture of ur roastie and tell us what it smells like
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The body was too short or empty.
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Gov. Gavin Newsom said the state projects that 56% of California's population will be infected with the #coronavirus over the next two months.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Coronavirus-live-updates-Bay-Area-California-cases-15100710.php
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Tulsi Gabbard Ends 2020 Campaign And Endorses Biden

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/19/politics/tulsi-gabbard-ends-2020-campaign/index.html
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Don't forget you skinnyfat nigger-cattle

Do daily kettle bell exercises or Hitler wins.
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(((National Review)))

>Like a number of the founding senior editors of National Review magazine, Meyer was first a Communist Party USA apparatchik before his conversion to political conservatism.
what did Wikipedia mean by dis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Meyer_(political_philosopher)
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APOLOGIZE
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I refuse to make a corona virus comic.
Its all bullshit
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le reddit (hiphopheads sub) and Anthony Fantano are freaking out cause a based coontune rapper had these lines in a song
>And I bet you a Rothschild I get bang for my dollar
>The Synagogue of Satan want me to hang by my collar
the rapper Jay Electronica banged Kate Rothschild. look it up.
literally CUCKING the Rothschild family #BLACKED
now he's into Black Nationalism (Nation of Islam/Five-Percent Nation)
Fantano repeatedly got butthurt about the supposed antisemitism of mentioning the Synagogue of Satan despite the fact that it's just a line from the New Testament in the book of Revelations. New Testament must be anti-Semitic to these reddit kikes then. Fantano gave the album 5/10 when it's really based/10

https://www.timesofisrael.com/rapper-sparks-anti-semitism-outcry-with-rothschild-synagogue-of-satan-lyrics/
>Rapper sparks anti-Semitism outcry with Rothschild, ‘synagogue of Satan’ lyrics
>Jay Electronica says he stands behind ‘every single word’ in new album, despite criticism from Jewish radio personality, others
Many Jewish articles being written about this.
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Glendora man, 34, dies from coronavirus; recently visited Disney World in Florida: Report

A Glendora man who died just days ago after testing positive for COVID-19 recently visited Walt Disney World and Universal Studios in Florida, it was reported Thursday.

In a Facebook post, family members of Jeffrey Ghazarian, 34, said he died Thursday morning at a Pasadena hospital after being hospitalized for several days, according to TMZ. His family stated he had a history of asthma and frequent bronchitis as a child. He also had beat testicular cancer back in 2016, which made him a higher risk for contracting coronavirus.

According to TMZ, his sister stated, "He suffered a lot and put up a good fight. We will miss our Jeff every day but we are thankful for all the fun happy memories of the times we had together."

According to his family, Ghazarian flew from Los Angeles to Orlando on March 2 for a work conference. During his time in Orlando, he went to Disney World and Universal theme parks with friends.

TMZ reported that Ghazarian began to develop a cough on March 7 and the next day he coughed up blood.

He returned to Los Angeles International Airport on March 9 and immediately went to the emergency room, where he also had a high fever.

TMZ reports that medical personnel performed a chest x-ray and confirmed that Ghazarian had pneumonia. He was reportedly tested for COVID-19 before he was sent home with antibiotics and fluids and was instructed to self-quarantine while he awaited the results.

He found out he tested positive for coronavirus on March 13, TMZ reported. The next day he was taken to the hospital by ambulance and quickly transferred to the ICU. At which point, doctors discovered that his lungs were 60-70 percent blocked with pneumonia.

https://www.foxla.com/news/glendora-man-34-dies-from-coronavirus-recently-visited-disney-world-in-florida-report
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predicting coronavirus looting in america
will use this thread in the near future to post about looting happenings heh
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Justin Trudeau: Working from home just like the rest of us

In isolation with his family, Canada's prime minister oversees Covid-19 response and bath time.

Justin Trudeau’s week will one day fill the pages of Canadian history books — he’s sealed off the U.S. frontier to non-essential travelers, unleashed a huge economic aid package and moved closer to invoking a law that can empower the government to limit civil liberties.

And the G-7 leader has done it all from home, with his three young kids underfoot.

In fact, for more than a week, the prime minister has looked after the children solo — 24/7 — as the only able adult in the house.

He and his kids entered 14 days of self-isolation together after his wife, Sophie Grégoire Trudeau, tested positive for Covid-19 last Thursday. He insists he’s fine and says Sophie, who is quarantined in one part of their house, is feeling better despite mild flu-like symptoms.

There are no caregivers or political staff at the Trudeau home, just the five members of his immediate family, a government official told POLITICO.

Like so many parents now working from home, he's encountered some challenges.

Trudeau was late for an evening phone meeting with political staff this week after getting delayed by six-year-old Hadrien’s bathtime, said the official who was on the call.

From the homefront, the prime minister has also been in the thick of domestic and international coordination on coronavirus, fielding calls from U.S. President Donald Trump, other world leaders, provincial premiers and his cabinet ministers.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/19/justin-trudeau-works-from-home-coronavirus-137898

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/19/justin-trudeau-works-from-home-coronavirus-137898
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why do i always get doubles?
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CORONAVIRUS IS FAKE - JEWS DID CORONAVIRUS

Jew Arrested After Lying About Coronavirus on Facebook
>Coronavirus is just another big ZOG media hoax, prove me wrong
A man in Texas was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor after admittedly lying about having tested positive for contracting the novel Coronavirus in a post on Facebook.

According to the Tyler County Sheriff’s Office, 23-year-old Michael Lane Brandin turned himself in after causing a small panic because his post also claimed that he was told the deadly contagion had evolved to spread even more easily than it already does.

“In a comment on the post, Brandin advised that he was informed by medical professionals in Tyler County that the virus had become airborne,” a press release by the sheriff’s office notes. “Brandin advised deputies his post was to make a point that you cannot believe everything you view online.”

Brandin’s self-described “social experiment” resulted in a slew of emergency calls to local law enforcement, medical, and emergency management authorities in East Texas—and a response from those same authorities due to the emergency declarations issued by both President Donald Trump and Texas Governor Greg Abbott, according to police.

Tyler County sheriff’s deputies followed up with Brandin soon thereafter and learned that he was simply a prankster amidst the pandemic trying something out. But whatever it was, it seemed to have worked—maybe just not the way the man intended.

https://lawandcrime.com/covid-19-pandemic/texas-man-arrested-after-lying-about-coronavirus-on-facebook/
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Oh shit that poster that responded to my single digit iq post had a point, I'll just post a lol-butthurt.jpg because I have no viable response, if they reply again calling me out I'll just call them dwarf and slink back and continue fapping to cuck porn.
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>Playboy magazine is ending its print run in the U.S. after nearly seven decades on the newsstand

https://www.wsj.com/articles/playboy-magazine-shuts-down-print-edition-citing-coronavirus-11584582245
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Effin hell laddos i had a murderous cluster attack just now again which was luckily cut short/aborted by the triptan

Literal lifesaver, gonna need to stock up on it again
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Vague emergency legislation gives UK police & ‘public health officers’ powers to DETAIN suspected Covid-19 sufferers

SPOILER alert: This TOTALLY will not be abused by brit!ZOG to blackbag pro-white dissidents, nope not a chance in hell of that happening heh

>.rt.com/uk/483533-covid19-emergency-uk-police-detain/
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Wat de monkee meen wit dis heh
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In the face of the spreading Corona virus epidemic remember to follow basic hygiene rules as well as WHO approved prevention techniques such as social distancing or keeping away at least 6ft from other people. Avoid public areas and work from home if possible. Do not stockpile or hoard essential items such as medical masks and disinfectant. Stay tuned to your local governments and follow their directions and do not panic.
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heh

Was it advanced autism?
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Foky learns to communicate
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dgfhjk;l,.lkjhgfdsdfghjl
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Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years in prison for rape and sex assault in case that sparked ‘MeToo’ movement

Film producer Harvey Weinstein was sentenced Wednesday to 23 years in prison for a rape and sex assault case that ignited the #MeToo movement in the United States.

That sentence in Manhttan Supreme Court was less than the maximum 29 years requested by prosecutors, but could amount to an effective life sentence behind bars for the 67-year-old Weinstein, who has been in apparently frail health.

And the sentence also was far higher than the minimum of five years in prison, which his lawyers requested from Judge James Burke.

Watching in the courtroom were all of the women who had testified at trial against the once-feared mogul, who was convicted Feb. 24 of rape and committing a criminal sexual act more than two years after explosive news articles about his alleged serial sexual abuse of women.

“He has been using and abusing people his whole life,” said prosecutor Joan Illuzzi after Weinstein was rolled into the courtroom in a wheelchair for the hearing.

The producer of films including “Pulp Fiction,” “Shakespeare in Love,” and “Gangs of New York” was found not guilty of the most serious charges: two counts of predatory sexual assault for which he could have been sentenced to life in prison. He also was acquitted of first-degree rape.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/11/harvey-weinstein-sentenced-in-prison-for-sex-assault.html
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HDV appreciation thread

*tink* *tink* *tink*

ahem

I'd like to make an announcement.

https://vocaroo.com/oMLYc9rK5fW

https://vocaroo.com/cWqWyGcj7cH

https://vocaroo.com/o3JQWT8fXKr
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Can someone repost the picture of the thicc white dood gettin bred by the BBC

I somehow lost it heh
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wake me when they finally start naming the jew
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WATCH: Trump Gets MSNBC Contributor to Repeatedly Say ‘Kung Flu’ at White House Press Conference

President Donald Trump seemed to go out of his way during a White House press conference on Wednesday to get an reporter to repeat the term “Kung Flu.”

Yamiche Alcindor, “PBS Newshour” White House correspondent and contributor for NBC News and MSNBC, informed Trump that “at least one White House official” had used the phrase to refer to the novel coronavirus. She demanded to know if it was “wrong.”

“I wonder who said that,” Trump replied. “Do you know who said that?”

“I’m not sure the person’s name,” Alcindor answered.

“Say the term again,” Trump demanded.

“A person at the White House used the term ‘Kung flu,’” Alcindor said.

“Kung flu?” Trump mused.

“Kung flu,” Alcindor said yet again.

“Do you think the term is wrong? And do you think using the term ‘Chinese virus’ puts Asian Americans at risk, that people will target them?”


“No, not at all,” Trump said in response to her second question. “I think they probably would agree with it 100 percent. It comes from China. There’s nothing not to agree [with].”

https://pluralist.com/donald-trum-kung-flu-yamiche-alcindor/49999
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Should I fap to this?
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Professional Wrestling Without an Audience Is Avant-garde Theater

As anyone who is into the WWE or has watched at least five episodes of Netflix’s GLOW knows, professional wrestling is mostly about playing your character to the audience. So, in this time of coronavirus-induced social distancing, what happens when there’s no audience?

https://www.vulture.com/2020/03/wwe-match-john-cena-wyatt-without-audience.html
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This was a heccin gud germanic docukino rite dere
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The virus is designed and engineered by the Rothschilds to wipe out all the non RH Negative bloodlines in the world, so that only their clan inherits the Earth. The weapons have been unleashed in all the countries and they will soon reveal themselves. This was all posted by a Rothschild on /pol/ by the way

If you are RH Negative you are immune to this virus. Everyone else is doomed. It will keep attacking your immune system and reinfecting until you die. The RH Negative bloodlines will inherit the Earth because they have Fallen Angel Blood
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Oprah shoots down rumor she was arrested for child sex-trafficking
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/18/oprah-winfrey-shoots-down-awful-rumor-she-was-arre/
Oprah Winfrey on Wednesday was forced to deny rumors linked to the far-right QAnon conspiracy theory that she was arrested for her involvement in a child sex-trafficking ring.
“Just got a phone call that my name is trending,” the media mogul tweeted to her 43 million followers. “And being trolled for some awful FAKE thing. It’s NOT TRUE. Haven’t been raided, or arrested.
“Just sanitizing and self distancing with the rest of the world. Stay safe everybody,” she said, referring to the coronavirus pandemic.
A fake story reportedly pushed by QAnon conspiracists went viral Tuesday alleging that Ms. Winfrey had been arrested and that authorities raided her home in Boca Raton, Florida. The fabricated report also implicated other celebrities such as Celine Dion, Madonna, Charles Barkley and Kevin Spacey, Newsweek reported.
“Oprah” and “OPRAH DID WHAT” were among Twitter’s top trending topics in the U.S. after the fake report, NBC News reported.
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LOL
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Fresh nu viralass laser dood video
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This shud b the new landing page videorino tbqfheh
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main office has put their people on furlough for 60 days.

means that for me, a worker drone in a satellite facility, i'm gonna be canned probably

found this out through a website for layoffs lol, how embarassing.

applied to a couple of new jobs and reactivated my indeed account

fucking sucks to look for a new job.
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Something that annoys me

Thanks for listening to my opinion

Its that whenever I read an article about some shit, the first half of it is always some super basic obvious mickey mouse shit.

e.g.

I google "social distancing"

One result titled: "It's Time To Get Serious About Social Distancing. Here's How"

Article starts: By now, LOL, you've heard le advice about slowing the coronavirus in the U.S….

Dumb fucking article spends half of it repeating some basic shit. And OF COURSE after I've scrolled half way down it hits me with a popup asking me to sign up to its gay ass newsletter.

World IQ keeps lowering
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How many boyfriends did dwarf have? Is she a filthy little whore?
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plz permaban OP of >>2926
because she is retarded
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makes u think
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New Stellaris DLC released today FUCKERS
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How about a /nice/ board where negativity is bannable, no topic but you must be nice
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Feels vent thread

How you guys copin with shit hitting the fan the world over due to coronibba lung AIDS

It's probably not TEOTWAWKI but still a SHTF situation regardless imo

Me i will go over my preps again and hope to Odin my other non-perishable food orders arrive before the mail guys shut down their services aswell for the foreseeable future heh
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Stop wasting your life.
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take the (((tengu))) pill

Google "Tengu", Japan literally had their own ashkenazi/annunakim jews way back in history.

Ashkenazi jews are literally demonic aliens whomst have been controlling the Demiurge's matrix system since its dawn. They are known to have the power to shape-shift into human beings.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tengu
>A tokin (頭襟 or 頭巾 or ときん) is a small black box worn on the foreheads of Yamabushi – practitioners of Shugendō – or Tengu, dangerous yet protective spirits of the mountains and forests from the Japanese mythology. It is not only worn as a head decoration, but also used as a drinking cup. The Tokin is an evolution and miniaturization of a full-sized hat of the same name worn earlier in the Kamakura period, and is _coincidentally_ similar in appearance to tefillin worn by Orthodox Jews.

pic related it's a Japanese depiction of (((Tengu)))👺
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what the hell is up with media celebrities anyway?
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How many people here crosspost on kc? I often see identical threads posted here and on kohlchan.
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oh no no no no

*wheezes*
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What compels a man to being a simp?

Do they really think some girl is going to marry them if they send them $50? There has to be something very primal at play here in the subconscious mind of these people because logic is going right out the heckin' window.
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should i get some timbs?
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self defense tbh fam

is it ever ok to hit a woman
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Why is big picklechungus so wholesome lads
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greenpurrp here. left japan. smoking some dank h'ueed now.
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Found the black smiley

https://youtu.be/QLWS6GiWsvs
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Ehlp mdos dwarfcunt is being a toxic asshole again
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pic
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Predator 1987

This film is so good and there's almost nothing else like it
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My school just shut down. I guess summer vacation is starting early.
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Ban narcDwarfbitch
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Have a 3 months supply of non-perishable food and water for emergencies.
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>Doggerbreh 0.000000001 nanoseconds after i open a yoghurt and he hears me eating it from ousside:
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Wat u think bout better call saul

I will binge the last 2 remainan episodes of breaking bad this weekend but in the meantime i've started watchan better call saul along with it and am like halfway thru season 1

Not much happens in this show but it's a comfy ride nonetheless i think, and the footpucci game on that fälid actress playing that there Kim character is spot-on heh
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Make a new sticky.
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HDV skitzoboomerspergy is shitting up the corona italy thread with his inane ramblings too now

Please clean it up thanks
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Could we get a poster history page like wizchan has? It's really nice to be able to see and follow all of my posting history there.
https://wizchan.org/history.php
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>picklechungus flag

i NEED this in my life xD
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Oh wow dat is nu innit
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post new or old 4chon banners
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Big beefy braphogs make me grow the big dick

https://youtu.be/ZeRCMW119N4
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Which 1 of you nibbaz wuz dis

https://chans.fandom.com/wiki/4chon#Re-opening
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Kyung comic suggestions?

I am making new kyung comics where kyung becomes a japanese nationalist or something idk.
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why?
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Kohlpill me on 1917

Will I enjoy it?
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>Ppl still playan dis

Mkay dis is based
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OH WAGIE~!

NIGHT OF THE CONSUMERS: Intense PS1 Styled Retail Horror Game Where Shoppers are VERY Persistent!
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Sony confirms Horizon Zero Dawn is coming to PC

>.theverge.com/2020/3/10/21173240/horizon-zero-dawn-pc-sony-playstation-ps4-exclusive-game-release
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BREAKING: Trannypunk polackike devs blackwash female protag
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Im about to buy this here feller since it's still uncracked and i need something exceedingly kino to play to pass the time with

Will i regret buying this lads
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How stoked are u fellers for de nu dune reboot

The cast looks good so far, not a single nigger afaik
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How could we set it up so that nu4chon becomes the preferred alternative to 4chan rather than 8kunt or some other site. 8k is already highly suspect, ppl should use hardcore ultranazi 4chon instead because its run by a literal nazi who been denying the holocaust continuously and in full public view for over a decade, way before it was cool. Seems like it should be easy to attract more of the right crowd here, but since nobody knows 4chon exists then I guess it'll never happen.
Maybe one day the globohomokikes will decide to frame 4chon for complicity in a hate crime by reposting a manifesto here after they stage another mosque shooting and then 4chon will be famous again.
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WTF WHERE DID LE STICKY GO
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thinkgen bout watchan dis
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Why is the alien/otherworldly entity invasion genre so very kino bros

There's nuffin quite like it, it's my fav genre by far after dystopias in genrel heh
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so tru heh
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FPS has been dead to me for years (though I did enjoy HUNT for a bit) but this does look pretty decent tbh
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voat

what does 4chon have to say about voat?
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New MRE Steve Kino, fuckers!
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New Final Fantasy 7 Remake Trailer, Fuggers

Uh…gay?
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To the guy asking how we make 4chon the "default" alt-imageboard again(can't find your thread, 2 lazy 2 look)

We must consolidate the userbase in order to begin a slow but hopefully steady stream of production of memes and localized culture again. For better or worse we are no longer the 4chon of old, we as a userbase have evolved from that, the few of us that are left are older, more experienced in memetics and lacking spontaniety that was old 4chon. However not all is lost, our spirit is still there we just need something to activate it again. A feeling, an emotion of sorts.

That being said the [4chon] overboard should be axed. Old 4chon didn't have it or need it and it doesn't allow for individual board culture to evolve because it smashes all the threads together. [new/ is arguably dead enough and probably should be axed and merged with /r9k/ until such time a userbase springs up that is willing to support it if it ever does. Who knows maybe something else will take its place as the driver of the website. old /new/ was a powerhouse of activity and that's what we should focus on for finding for nu-4chon

We must keep on thelookout for boards on either 4chan or others that are immently about to be closed and sap users from there but also build up enough activity that we aren't simply another dead imagebaord walking again. I think we have a start here, a potential in which to grow but we can't just make a bunch of boards without purpose. It must be properly directed.
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Is anyone else hyped for Stellaris:Federations???
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God this looks epic as fuck
Hopefully the end boss will b genghis khan himself heh
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Don't mindlessly consume games and other media.
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I've just realised most video games have instant sprint when it would take time to get to full speed, since realising this I can't really look at games the same, why don't more games implement the mirrors edge momentum that game was bang on
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Bored in coronibba quarantine? Here are the best epidemic kinos to crank up your panic!

>.rt.com/op-ed/482502-coronavirus-best-epidemic-movies/
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Fuck my wife.
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Post more threads.
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Fix this website.
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Anyone here play TOS?

I got a key years ago and dabbled around in the starting area for a while but the game was pretty shit back then and there's not even a mainline quest apparently so i stopped playing

But now that GW2 is in subjective decline this nu Skyrim chapter might be a norsepilled MMO alternative, defo going to keep an eye on this heh
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Nu tom hanks movie set in ww2 following the exploits of ZOG supply shipping lanes which are being attacked by heroic Kriegsmarine submarine commanders
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The Last of Us TV Show In the Works at HBO, likely to feature tons of niggers and demitransomnigender lesbians
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M4GA                         

MAKE
CHON
GREAT
AGAIN
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Leave this website broken.
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should go to doom metal show tonight lads? I'm already late and I think I've missed the band I was gonna go for heh
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LOl
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I'm in this very weird state right now where I'm still addicted to video games but there's almost no games I actually like. No good FPS or MOBA… No MMORPG etc (would probably just play that to greif). Are you looking forward to any FPS, RPGs etc coming out in 2020?
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Dis look kino heh
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MONDAY MORNIN' MOTHERFUCKERS

WHAT'CHA:

>PLAYAN?

>WATCHAN?
>EATAN?
>READAN?
>DOAN?
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How the fuck is it, that in 2020, the year of our LORD 2020, 2020 the year where we have the world's knowledge in the palm of our hands, literally, when we're literally about to have the breakthrough in VR and AI, where i can ship a custom built digital dildo from chinan to my front door step in 72 hours FLAT

How do we not have the basic ability to post webms???? This is ancient tech by now, retards, literally a standard imageboard software "feature" if you can even call posting basic file types like fucking JPEG a goddman feature, holy shit the incompetence is unreal.
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NEW SMILEBERG KINO, FUCKERS!
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activity has slowed down significantly. admin, can you increase the activity settings in the imageboard software or something? we're too slow for my tastes.
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kike virus spam should be kept in one thread or just be deleted.
either way will cause butthurt to people who deserve it as well as prevent /new/ from being spammed to death.
people who disagree with me should shove butcher knives up their asses until it hurts
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What's an album that didn't age well for you?

Basement Jaxx - Rooty was my fucking obsession growing up but now it just seems so fucking corny lol. Similar to a lot of rap i used to listen to. Remember bowwow? Holy fuck. Ironically I love nsync/backstreet boys now when back then I was furious at my sister for constantly playing them. These k-pop boybands ain't got shit on them.
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https://www.4chon.me/r9k/res/7971.html

This thread does not belong on /r9k/, it literally belongs on either /new/ or /meta/, shit even /gm/ but not /r9k/. Please remove it or lock it.
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HDV's graphic novel launches

After almost a year of work and preparation, Blade Devil is finally live! If you like action, adventure, fantasy…. and magical girls, be sure to check it out on Indiegogo!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/blade-devil-ghosts-of-the-past-graphic-novel
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Power….ful
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is there something wrong with the favicon for this site? it's not showing up on my tabs but it isn't showing up when i bookmark it. plz fix. thanks.
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Make this gif the mouse for 4chon, and make this video the main song for 4chon on the front page.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dd-ntD3XMQ
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Why won't this site load when I'm outside and using my cellphone? It just freezes at a blank page for a minute then says connection timed out.
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why doesn't 4chon have an epic castle to meet up at
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Mulan Gets #MeToo'd

>forbes.com/sites/lindamaleh/2020/02/28/disney-blames-metoo-for-li-shangs-absence-from-mulan-in-new-controversy/#50fb30015965

They cut Mulan's kiss from the upcoming live action in March because the power the general has over here. Therefore, the kiss was forced onto her from a person with superior power dynamic over her, therefore the kiss wasn't consensual.

Do you agree with this? I mean, after the Harvey Weinstein shit. Any power dynamic between couples are now against the rules.
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>Status: No .webm files or files in general over 2mb at this time. Solution will require a site outage and will be announced in advance.
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Anyone reading goblin slayer? I caught up to the latest chapter. Made me have a few questions, she was obviously raped by the goblins. Is she pregnant? And if she is would goblin slayer kill her along with the hellspawn? You could say he would wait until it was pooped out but he's doesn't strike me as one that would do so.
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What's a good anime I can watch on crunchyroll while I work out heh
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dis is fuckin funny
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Should we have an irc channel? I think it would help bring the few of us that remain closer together but at the same time I worry it may be too early for it as it will take away from the energy of the site

thoughts?
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where the FUCK is /edu/ you fucking niggers

i wish to discuss educational matters.
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4chon needs more fatwheels hate threads
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https://lainzine.org/

Should 4chon have it's own zine, like the lainzine and kohlzine?

If we did, what would we put in it?
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Add /edu/

Turn off robutt
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what games involve shooting or beating the fuck out of cripples?
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I had no idea about any drama surrounding this game, but I pirated it recently, because I heard it was made by one of the devs of the original X-com games. The game started out fun, but it gets tedious quickly. The first thing that I noticed was starting to bother me was the music, it really sucks. Which is sad, because the new XCOM games have good tracks that make you feel like you're in an intense battle, or that danger is right around the corner. The enemies in this game are pretty lame. They're nowhere near as interesting and unique as XCOM's were, and I really don't like their design. They remind me of the uninspired monster things you might see in old NES games, where you look at them and think to yourself, "what the hell is that supposed to be?", as if the devs just threw some shit together because they had no idea what they wanted their enemies to look like. Not to mention that six hours in and I was still facing the same 2 enemies for the most part. Allegedly the monsters in this game are supposed to 'evolve' depending on your play style, but the only change I noticed was that they had more HP.

Mechanics: I think this is the only strong point of this game, they looked at the problems with new XCOM's battle system, and made some interesting tweaks. For starters rather than have a % to hit a target, you get a free aim where you can target different body parts. There's still a chance to hit or miss, but there's a lot more variables. If you are behind cover for example and are hit by a barrage of shots, only a few shots might get absorbed by the cover. In XCOM characters typically have 2 actions, a move action and an action where they are able to use an attack or item, and if you do attack before moving, you don't have the luxury of getting to move afterward. In Phoenix Point the number of turns you have is based on your AP, the farther you move the more AP it costs, and different weapons have a different AP cost to use, and all actions can be done in any order. For abilities, rather than XCOM's cool-down system, everything is dependent on WP(will power). If your WP ever hits 0 you panic, you get WP back for doing things such as killing enemies. This theoretically should make spamming abilities less abusable, but in practice it doesn't, which I will get to later.
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This was my first RTS heh

I was like 6 or 7 back den
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grimes nu album

did I like it?
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>Just over a month until a nu vice series airs

Wew laddos
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In-Depth review of nu TwD VR game
>roadtovr.com/the-walking-dead-saints-sinners-review-vr/
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Mkay dis is kino
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Which one will be moar kino fellers
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U goys think the scene will ever manage to crack de nu CoD MW reboot?

Afaik it's the longest a CoD game has remained uncracked after release so far. Have the DRM jews won?
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I wish far cry would have continued from primal onward in different historically more or less accurate settings w/the corresponding contemporary factions

Like Far Cry Medieval or Far Cry SPQR and shit heh
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this website is a joke. a bad joke
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>Status: No .webm files or files in general over 2mb at this time. Solution will require a site outage and will be announced in advance.
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the stee pics thread on uboachan

this is the stee pics thread on uboachan https://uboachan.net/ot/res/14982.html
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Might have to reinstall dis heh

PlanetSide 2 is getting planet-busting dreadnaughts in one of its biggest updates yet

>.vg247.com/2020/02/10/planetside-2-escalation-dreadnaughts-sanctuary-hub-update/
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Uh hello, based dept?

Windows 7 lives fams

>anandtech.com/show/15536/biostar-brings-win7-to-intel-b365-platform
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ß
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What's your favorite 8-bit game?

In my case I guess I'd have to give the edge to Mega Man 2. Good soundtrack, character and level designs-and simple but effective gameplay mechanics. It was way easier than the first Mega Man but not so piss-easy you'd just walk through it as an elementary schooler.
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Does anyone actually like "Isekai" animes besides dystopian clown world-raised Japs though?
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Color out of Space

2020s were a mistake

20 mins into this "film" and I've heard more female dialogue than I've read in 3/4 of Lovecrafts stories (as thats how many I've read). I've also never heard a nigger speak in any LC story. The film can only spend 5 minutes on an intro before moving into an implied race mixing scene (pic related)

Please sage this thread and thank you.
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More evidence suggests this leak is Sony’s crazy new PS5 design

The PlayStation 5 launch event could be weeks or months away. We have no idea when it’ll happen at this point, as Sony is yet to say anything. And none of the most recent PS5 rumors and leaks mentioned any details about Sony’s upcoming PS5 announcement. However, one of the leaks we just saw suggested that the PS5 design that someone accidentally discovered last year might be the real thing. Now, a second report that’s focused on the PlayStation 5’s price also included a tiny detail that makes us think this leaked PS5 design might be the real deal.

A Sony patent revelation a few months ago led to more and more developers leaking images like the one that follows below. That’s what the PS5 dev kit console looks like, and that’s what studios have been using for the past few months to create games for the new console. The prototype device packs the same hardware as the final PS5 that will be released ahead of the holidays this year, so that developers can get the full PS5 experience while building their new games.

For a long time, we thought the dev kit design is meaningless, as the commercial version of the PS5 would look a lot different. But what made us think twice was the immense effort that went into designing and manufacturing this thing. This isn’t just a bland box that can run PlayStation games, like previous-generation dev kits. It’s a bold design, one that Sony even took the effort to patent, which is a strange move for a dev kit that’ll never see the light of day.

With that in mind, it seems like the release version of the PS5 could end up looking a lot like this, and we already saw leaks a few days ago suggesting the PS5 will indeed have an inverted “V” shape.

https://bgr.com/2020/02/15/ps5-release-date-playstation-5-dev-kit-design-might-be-the-real-deal/
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ITT: post opinions or anything noteworthy with respect to the current state of English language imageboard culture and content.
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'Thank you Jesus for Your Forgiveness':Justin Bieber Praises the Lord as New Album 'Changes' Released


>.cbn.com/cbnnews/entertainment/2020/february/thank-you-jesus-for-your-forgiveness-bieber-praises-the-lord-as-new-album-changes-released
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Ban the skitzo legs spammer
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Wut r ur 2 fav movies laddos

For me it's Starship Troopers and Brazil
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What do skitzodwarfy's feet smell like?
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Shud i watch this dark meme shit that's being heavily astroshilled on /tv/ ever since it came out, even Sperglin recommends watching it now

Trailer looks passable visually but somehow i think the intended target audiences for this shit are redditor wahmminz and escapism-seeking trannies
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System Shock 3 might be in trouble, as multiple devs reportedly "no longer employed"

>rockpapershotgun.com/2020/02/10/system-shock-3-might-be-in-trouble-as-multiple-devs-reportedly-no-longer-employed/
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Wut r the best singleplayer experiences in ur opinion

I got myself a portable external USB drive now and plan to rip sum iso's for trade skool but am looking for more shit to play
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>make a board called /blog/
>move all the blog threads there
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>Good news everyone, I have been able to create a normal world, but with horse guys.
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This is a very good movie
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based?
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The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance Tactics Review – Missing The Magic

We see fewer licensed tie-in video games on home platforms these days, and that’s understandable. Capturing the tone of a popular fiction in a different medium is tricky, and developers are rarely given the time and means to capitalize. The new The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance series from Netflix is a stellar presentation of craft and storytelling, but I’m sorry to say that the game simply doesn’t maintain the same high bar. A pale imitation of its source material, Age of Resistance Tactics draws on inspirations like Final Fantasy Tactics for its gameplay model, but misses the mark in the ways that matter.

https://www.gameinformer.com/review/the-dark-crystal-age-of-resistance-tactics/the-dark-crystal-age-of-resistance-tactics-review
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This is literally 4chon posters
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Ehlp mdos their is an foky impersonator spammer on r9k agen
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>on weekdays the chon is comfy and quiet while FoKy labors away at trade school
>on weekends FoKy provides a steady stream of entertaining content and banter

I've taken a liking to this arrangement heh
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i was just looking at my cookie and noticed i still have a 4chon.one cookie
good times
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We're officially on page 1 of google results, lads. Not the top result though heh.
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ED will be back up again soon fellers

Dey're nu domain name ends on .site rather den .se heh
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URL redirection error

Typing in "4chon.me/new" and hitting enter redirects to https://www.4chon.menew
.menew, not .me/new/.
Might want to to fix it.
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https://strawpoll.com/p5882hb5

Strawpoll for the worst 4chon poster ever award
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CHANGE YOUR MINDSET

STOP AND TAKE AT LEAST 5 MINUTES TO THINK BEFORE YOU POST

TREAT POSTING AS THOUGH YOUR CRUSH IS WATCHING, THINK TO YOURSELF DOES THIS POST MAKE ME LOOK COOL

PEACE
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ehlp mdos ther eis an offtopic cunty on /new/ agen
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Kobe Bryan is Dead at 41

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28569438/sources-kobe-bryant-daughter-gianna-die-helicopter-crash

Died this morning alongside his daughter. Should post this on /new/ but I don't approve of white racists.
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Ehlp mdos ther eis an spam cunTy;

>.4chon.me/r9k/res/6293.html#q6295
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PETITION TO BREED STRAYACUNTY'S ASSHOLE

tHERE SHOULD BE NO REASON FOR SUCH A THIRSTY CUMSLUT TO NOT GET HER ASSUPUCCI BRED ON NU-4CHON. pLEASE BLOWBANG HER FOR THE INDUCEMENT OF PLEASURE UNTIL SHE'S JUST A LITTLE CUMSLUT WITH NO SELF-RESPECT!

tHANK yOU!!
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pETITION tO eLIMINIATE /NEW/

tHERE SHOULD BE NO REASON FOR SUCH A RACIST HAVEN TO EXIST ON NU-4CHON. pLEASE ELIMINATE IT FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE REST OF THE WEBSITE!

tHANK yOU!!
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what the fuck is up with automatic noko on boards that get half a dozen posts a day?
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MODERATORS
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Behold

The birth of butthurtSpammerSpergy in glorious HD
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wtf

I can't believe that 4chon is actually censoring pictures of women shitting
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The key to a kino nu!chon lurking experience imo lies in accepting the fact that bort speeds will prolly never return to 2012 tier levels
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How to absolutely rekt someone on 4chon:

Reply with simply 'ok'

The lack of usable response is almost non existant thus the troll in question gets insta rekt

This will only work on /new/ /meta/ and /gm/ however
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i think i speak for everyone here in requesting that the nigger thread on /new/ get stickied. there should be at least one nigger thread on the front page of /new/ at all times anyway, so why not just make it official with a stickied nigger thread ?
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G-d this Tyler1 meme is relatable as heck smheh
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4cuck just got emojii support

ITT we discuss whether de NuChon should implement it aswell
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Boomer spammer is spamming again

See this slide thread on /new/:
>>>new/9042

Deletion + ban when
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Interesting links

Some are true some are just fun theories

Hitler was Father Couglin and Walt Disney conspiracy

Rate the plausibility of this
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