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I can't believe that 4chon is actually censoring pictures of women shitting
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Destiny is a retard

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We could genuinely and unironically solve all of the West's problems if we just taught high school boys how to give women orgasms in sex ed. Hear me out.
>Have a class with boys with age of consent and over
>Teach them the different types of female orgasm and how to give them
>Women know how hard it is to cum
>Female coomers hop from guy to guy hoping he's the one to do it, even Chad has trouble
>They become roasties, and guys get insecure and jealous and don't want to stay in relationships with them
>They don't have children
>West dies
When women orgasm they release unparalleled amounts of oxytocin, the same hormone that gives them baby rabies and makes them want to reproduce. No study or statistic has ever figured this out but I guarantee you the rates of infidelity among women is low if they report being able to orgasm with their significant other - makes sense, right? They won't go looking for greener grass and know generally how difficult it is for a guy to make them cum. If every guy can do it, all of them with have something to offer, increasing the SMV of all men, eliminating simps except for a very small amount of degenerates who will forever be ridiculed.

Behind every e-thot is a sexually frustrated foid that has never had a proper orgasm. Less than 30 percent of women can cum vaginally, and those are the ones that are closest to ours. Imagine only being able to have little dry not even cooms (those are the clitoral ones) IF YOU'RE LUCKY.
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This is how dumb you all look when you reference a movie that wasn't real

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A CODYSSEY Fresh fish caught off Britain goes on 10,000-MILE round trip before being sold in UK supermarkets

FISH caught off Britain are being sent on gas-guzzling 10,000-mile treks to China and back before being sold in UK supermarkets.

Cod caught in the North Atlantic is sent to China for processing and then shipped back to Britain.

Catches are shipped through the Channel, Med, Suez Canal, Arabian Sea, Bay of Bengal and Gulf of Thailand to China.

Workers are paid £2 a day to fillet and re-freeze the fish before it is shipped 5,000 miles back to Britain ten weeks later.

Tesco, Asda and Iceland all sell Atlantic, Pacific and Alaskan fish via Chinese plants.

They say Chinese workers are “expert filleters” and their British counterparts simply do not have the skills or facilities to match.

But eco experts have blasted the practice, which produces thousands of tonnes of harmful CO2 emissions each year.

Bob Ward, of the Centre for Climate Change Emergency and Policy at the London School of Economics, said the environmental damage was “huge”.

He blasted: “They send to China because labour is cheaper – about a pound a day.

“Frankly it’s damaging the environment and also disadvantageous to better paid workers who might be able to do the same job in the UK or in Europe.

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This is literally 4chon posters
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I am on day 6 or 7 of no alcohol and no caffeine and i have been feeling more normal and finally got rid of some lingering anxiety for the most part.
My mood was really good yesterday compared to my depersonalisation.

I recommend quitting coffee, i do wanna see if i can drink alcohol without side effects some day.
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PETALING JAYA, Dec 30 — A woman was forced to answer the call of nature at the side of the Johor Causeway after heavy traffic trapped commuters in a massive jam last weekend.

A three-second video showing the person defecating on the road while being assisted by a male companion began circulating online on Friday, December 27.

On the same day, Chinese-language daily Lianhe Zaobao reported five-hour delays for motorists traveling towards Johor through the Tuas Checkpoint.

Stulang assemblyman Andrew Chen Kah Eng was quoted by Sin Chew Daily saying he felt “distressed” by the incident and apologised for what the woman in the video had experienced.

Chen is currently heading a task force overseeing congestion issues at the Bangunan Sultan Iskandar Customs, Immigration and Quarantine Complex.

He added that the influx of cars and buses entering Malaysia from Singapore during the festive period meant that long lines at the checkpoints were common.

The video has sparked a heated debate on social media over whether it should have been uploaded in the first place, with some saying that the woman shouldn’t have been filmed as the situation was likely beyond her control.

Others argued that she could have at least used a plastic bag to clean up the droppings.
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>"Hurr what did i do wrong by trying to cheat nature/my prime biologial mission and fucking up the sexual marketplace in the process"

This is the core epitome of f*moid mindset right there kek

Denying responsibility for her own actions to the bitter end
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Police officer suicide rate more than doubles line-of-duty deaths in 2019, study shows

AUSTIN, Texas – The number of police officers who died by suicide in 2019 was more than double the number killed in the line of duty, according to a study – and one organization is aiming to change the startling statistic with a broader peer networking program.

The Blue H.E.L.P. study showed 228 officers died by suicide, while 132 officers died in the line of duty in 2019. Texas ranked third with 19 suicides in 2019, behind New York with 23 and California with 21. The organization has aimed to call attention to mental-health concerns among law enforcement, with H.E.L.P. standing for “Honor. Educate. Lead. Prevent.”

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At tense Virginia rally, demonstrators reject extremists, defend law-abiding gun owners

Thousands of gun-rights activists, banned from carrying their weapons out of fear of violence, crammed into the Virginia Capitol on Monday to urge state lawmakers to reject sweeping measures to limit the spread of firearms.

The rally, planned for weeks as part of a citizen-lobbying tradition held on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, has focused national attention on Virginia's attempts to enact new gun regulations, pushed by Democrats who took control of the Statehouse for the first time in 26 years. Gun control supporters say they are acting on voters' wishes, propelled by a mass shooting in May in Virginia Beach.

Gun-rights proponents warn that the measures ─ including universal background checks, a ban on military-style rifles and a bill that would allow authorities to temporarily take guns from people deemed dangerous to themselves or to others ─ will snowball into attempts to disarm the public.

"We will not comply," activists chanted from both sides of a security fence ringing the Capitol grounds. The crowd was largely white and diverse in age, with most wearing orange stickers saying "Guns save lives." Many rode chartered buses from all over the state, then waited hours in line to get into the Capitol grounds before passing through airport-style security. On the other side of the fence, large crowds formed and many activists openly carried firearms, including long guns. Many also wore camouflage and military gear.

About 22,000 people attended the rally, 6,000 on Capitol Square and 16,000 outside the security gates, authorities said.

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Collapse OS

Thoughts on this?


Basically is a post-Ragnarök operating system made to run on scavenged hardware, it could be useful to rebuild society after a major disaster like a nuclear war.
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Youtube kicks Chucke2009's political videos off

His best video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LTFwcEa89w

Before the alt-right (2009)

After the alt-right (2019)

What a difference 10 years and lots of masturbation and pol-tier internet makes!
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ReNiggers claim fuentes is gay because he met up with lolisocks once for a collab

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Neo-bolshevist orwellian Cancel culture strikes again and kills Apu from Zombie Nu-Simpsons

Cancel culture has shown its ugly face once again, claiming another victim, this time one of the cartoon variety. Actor Hank Azaria has announced that he will no longer voice convenience store owner Apu of the ‘The Simpsons.

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These Are All The International Brands That Have Apologized To China

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Wud Lana Rain b aloud in an anti lana rain societay
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Sperglin warns of incoman Virginia gun rally ZOG false flag

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"What are You Listening to Right Now?"

Old thread: >>75
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H'fresh h'nu H'Uncle Taylor h'AmRen h'video, h'fuckerinos

You Have A Duty

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Not even Big Chungus:
Not even Pewdiepie:
Not even Keanu Reeves:

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Two police officers killed, multiple homes set on fire in Hawaiian capital shooting

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Oh no no no no
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Niggerman's body contorted with foul energy. The raw primality of the whip and nae nae brought to my mind the visages of ancient gods from darkest Africa, and I saw the ritual slaughter in their name of the beasts that dwelled there, in the jungles and on the plains. Their shrieks reverberated inside my head until I could not bear it any longer. Dark mists began to encroach upon my vision. My heart pounded to the rhythm of tribal drums, the "thumba-thumba-thumba" starting out faint but slowly increasing in tempo and intensity until it overtook my own Anglo-Saxon heartbeat. Blackness enveloped me…
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The key to a kino nu!chon lurking experience imo lies in accepting the fact that bort speeds will prolly never return to 2012 tier levels
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Brand New Kook Weather Apocalypse Stories from the UN! We SWEAR They’re Real This Time!

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more like big HUNgus heh
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What do you consider a perfect album?

Pic Related: The Avalanches - Since I left You

edit: remaking thread here instead of /r9k/ as it seems more appropriate.
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>D-Day was launched at 06.00 on day 6 of the 6th month
>Normandy was literally invaded by satanic masonic forces without the allied soldiers them selfs realizing this

Makes you think
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Thousands of German farmers drove their tractors through the streets of Berlin on Friday, joining a nationwide protest against the Merkel regime's neo-bolshevist environmental and agricultural policy.

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>Tfw no crowbro to chillax with

Why live brehs
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Politically Incorrect Advice for Young Men - by Henry Makow PhD.

What I wish I knew when I was 21. My life was dysfunctional until the age of 50 partly because I accepted the feminist assumptions purveyed by the mass media.

I never imagined the financial elite is engaged in a war to destabilize society by trashing heterosexual roles. This government hate attack on the traditional family continues unabated today. The purpose is to create a totalitarian New World Order where people are socially isolated and mind controlled.

Like millions of men, I was let "off the hook" by sexual liberation and feminism. Instead of becoming a husband and father, I was free to have sex and search for my "identity."

Often sex and identity were confused. I didn't understand that men mature and find purpose by assuming the responsibility of marriage and family. As a result, I suffered from arrested development (immaturity) and missed my opportunity to have a family.

What follows is an antidote to elite feminist propaganda. I don't want young men to make the same mistakes i did.

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The body was too short or empty.
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Gawd i will always stay true to w7/nanami-chan
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Intel, Lenovo spread foldable computer fever at CES

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new cripple video, fellow voyeurs
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Not your REAL dad: If you come from poverty & live in a city good odds your family tree is full of cuckolds, says nu pioneering study

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Fighting For My Future (cont.)

So right now it looks like they're really gonna go ahead and try to evict me just as i'm poised to continue the pre-apprenticeship programme come early November.

Needless to say, if i lose my residence i also automatically get kicked out of the apprenticeship programe due to insurance regulations.

They know this full well by now thru my lawyer and went ahead with it regardless/filed the fraudulent complaint. They also did this more THAN A FUCKING MONTH ahead of the deadline they themselves had named, this basically reeks of the type of gaslighting and contemptuous backstabbery that's been a hallmark of the n!Cunt egg donor's behaviour (which is actively enabled by the couple FM's she has left at this point) for as long as i can remember back. It's so fucking funny too how she claims in front of my lawyer that she "supported me all along" and then proceeds to fuck me over royally like this by actively trying to sabotage my upcoming apprenticeship in the most blatant and hamfisted obvious fucking fashion possible.

I do not know what the future holds for me, but i know that i won't let her get away with this without putting up a (legal) fight here. There is another legal avenue available to me which may enable me yet to hold the residence and continue the program in a regular fashion, it will now all depend on whether this shittyass lawyer will be able to do his job properly or not.
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Have you swallowed the tiny off-grid Ragnarök homestead pill yet lads? It's an easy pill to swallow

>Modern efficient solar panels and battery banks eliminate need for connection to electrical grid (no electricity bills)

>Satellite internet
>Composting toilet eliminates need for expensive sewage connection and produces fertilizer for an organic garden
>Solar water heater
>Small propane heater warms entire house with small wood fire stove for backup heating
>Food digerster takes organic matter (food leftovers) and converts into gas for cooking and heating
>Vacuum panel insulation makes walls thinner than ever for more room but maintains high insulating R value for cold winters
>Storage water tank collected from rain water or well and treated and pumped to tiny house
>Mobile to move wherever you want and explore the nation
>Modern energy star efficient appliances draw little energy
>Lack of regulations let you design however you want
>No property taxes
>No need to rent expensive developed land can just park on much cheaper undeveloped land
>Doesn't have to be out in the sticks can be close to a big city
The housing of the future lads.
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Death of Retail

It has to stop at some point, right? I mean the future cannot be just amazon and walmart plus whatever local gas stations you have around you…

Where will everyone work? we've already shipping industry to china, what little is left is dying. We have no cultural centers other than a handful of underfunded libraries..what will people do?
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Hitler Impersonator Harald Zenz Arrested in Germany after Trying to Get into Brewery


A patriotic man impersonating Adolf Hitler was arrested by police after trying to get into a brewery in Germany.

Harald Zenz was stooped outside of a bar in Munich, where he was reportedly wearing a National Socialist outfit - decorated with NS symbols and memorabilia - which is forbidden in public in the Zionist Occupied Germany.

The man - who also goes by the name of Harald Hitler - is believed to be a supporter of the National Socialist ideology, and members of the German Workers Club had reportedly reserved a 10-person table, which staff later cancelled.

Zenz was previously arrested in 2017 having visited Hitler's birthplace, Braunau am Inn, in Austria.

He was spotted in a bookstore browsing through magazines about World War II and was also heard giving his name as Harald Hitler.
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The fashy empire gf
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Fuarkin hell laddos i suffered one of the worst cluster migraine attacks/episodes for months yesterday

Shit was fuckin brutal i legit thought i was going tha perish right den and dere

It probably was a combination of too much stress, fucked up weather patterns and expired/narc-sabotaged food most likely methinks. I also fapped shortly after taking kratom and going to bed just as i was digesting said food which amplified it most likely

I almost took sum triptan too but wuz scared it would make the visual snow worse so i held off just short of it and opted for a lill puke bucket instead heh

But wow i really don't wish it even upon my worst foe to experience this kind of pain and discomfort
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Experts: "You just can't make a powerful automatic crossbow."

Joerg Sprave: "Hold mein bier!"
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Wud DIY drill motor electric bikes b aloud in an anti micro mobility society
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Researchers unveil an unhackable chip that even quantum computers can’t crack

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Should all immigrants in an unfortunately decreasingly white nationalist society be aggressively evangelized until they convert to christianity, start attending church, celebrating christmas and easter, drinking beer and watching the nationalist football league instead of gayass international soccer so that the unfortunate decrease in white nationalism in the society is reversed?
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what's up, niggers? it's been a while

y'all still gay?
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God i love kratom
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UK Company Creates Knives Without Tips as Crime Wave Soars to Decade High

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>Learning to Speak Genome

In genomic studies, scientists have started moving beyond stock phrases. They’ve been picking up the genomic equivalents of syntax and grammar. Consequently, they’re getting better at recognizing and even putting together novel expressions. Achieving yet greater proficiency depends on making the most of new genomic technologies. Combined, these technologies promise to usher in an era in which scientists will not only read the genome, but also become fluent in its underlying language.

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How to absolutely rekt someone on 4chon:

Reply with simply 'ok'

The lack of usable response is almost non existant thus the troll in question gets insta rekt

This will only work on /new/ /meta/ and /gm/ however
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Turkey ready to invade northern Syria 'today or tomorrow’ as setting up safe zone with US became ‘fairytale’ – Erdogan

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It is estimated that deliberate starvation, slavery and the expulsion of the Irish (and Scottish) peoples in fairly recent history led to a 50 percent loss of population. If this is so, these two nations suffered a population loss far worse than did the Slavs under Jewish Bolshevism or by Germany that suffered a 13 million loss of population following World War II on account of Allied policy.

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Pro-gun activists threaten to kill state lawmaker over bill they misunderstood

Virginia’s only socialist state legislator said he has been the target of multiple death threats over a bill that pro-gun activists misinterpreted as a potential threat to their rights.

The legislation introduced by Lee Carter, a 32-year-old Bernie Sanders-endorsed socialist, would allow public school teachers to strike without being fired, and has in fact nothing to do with guns. But some gun rights activists wrongly interpreted it as an attempt to fire law enforcement officials who might refuse to comply with gun control laws introduced by Virginia’s new Democratic legislative majority.

The result, Carter said, has been a torrent of threats and abuse on social media, from promises to vote him out of office, to claims that “this is tyranny and you know what we do to tyrants,” to explicit threats of murder, like, “I’m going to make sure you don’t live through this legislative session” or “I’m going to kill this guy, y’all make sure you don’t forget my name.”

>Carter, says he has been so concerned about the death threats that he has started openly carrying a handgun to protect himself.

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Half-Life is Back?! Valve Announces Half-Life: Alyx, a "Flagship VR Title"



>No, you're not dreaming, Half Life is actually back! Valve have just announced Half Life: Alyx, a flagship Virtual Reality title which will be fully unveiled this Thursday.


Oh great, you play as the frickin' n*gger ffs heh
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Smoking and hypertension: Study shows the body’s ability to self-correct blood pressure is jeopardized by the chronic habit

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The Whitest Ethnocentrism - Why Germanic White Universalism Throughout History Is Actually The White Racial Spirit Manifesting Itself

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AfD gains expected during Sunday electshuns in battle for political heart of Germany

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Honor and Shame In Germanic Norse Society

If you wanted to insult a man in pre-Christian Norse culture, you called him weak, compared him to a woman or to a slave. Shame was about loss of will and agency. It was an honor-based collectivist culture. At least in that respect, it was similar to Southern culture.

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Germanic Researchers spot 2 new Earth-like planets orbiting a tiny star located about 12.5 light-years from our Solar System

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The reality is that the less common rape is, the more women accuse everyone and everything of raping them.

Women feel a subconscious need to get viciously raped, and in the absence of actual rape, they make up rape fan-fiction about how everything is raping them.

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dis b eggsactly me woah heh
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Fresh nu yello vest clashes in the western germanic domain of Francia

On a sidenote, if Pootin wasn't such a dumb cucked ZOG-owned faggot he would've thrown a counter-Maidan in paris last january already but unfortunately he's a dumb faggot so yeah
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Crispr’s Next Frontier Is In-Human Treatment, Germanic Co-Inventoress Says

>As (((investors))) await results from the first U.S. clinical trials of the gene-editing system known as Crispr, scientists are focused on finding ways to administer it directly into humans, according to the technology’s co-inventor, Jennifer Doudna.

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Fresh nu sociopolitical commentary kino by efukt

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X-Ray Radiation Levels Cause Mutations in Lab-Grown Human Cells, Researchers Find

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And I for one welcome our new 80 year old cool wine aunts in nursing homes reminiscing about Chad cock and all the likes they got on something called 'Instagram' to the brown/robot orderlies.
>Oh that crazy schizophrenic Stacy, raving about something called 'vibes' and 'living her best life'
>Just update her neurotransmitter nanotechs for the month, it'll be fine
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Immigrants To America Drop Sharply From China, India and Mexico

The number of immigrants to the United States from China, India and Mexico declined sharply between FY 2016 and FY 2018. If current immigration policies continue, then further reductions from these and other major immigrant-sending countries to America are likely.

Recently released data from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) show legal immigration declined by almost 87,000, by more than 7%, between FY 2016 and FY 2018. A National Foundation for American Policy (NFAP) analysis found, “Excluding refugees means 122,412 fewer legal immigrants became lawful permanent residents in FY 2018 than in FY 2016, a decline of 11.5%.”

Refugees apply for and become permanent residents typically a year or more after physically arriving in the United States, meaning many of the refugees counted as obtaining permanent residence in the FY 2018 statistics were approved prior to the start of the Trump administration (which has admitted a low number of refugees).

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Brazil's culture minister fired after paraphrasing quote by Nazi propaganda chief Goebbels

Brazil's Culture Secretary Roberto Alvim was fired Friday after posting a video that strongly resembled a speech given by notorious Nazi propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels while music from Adolf Hitler's favorite composer played in the background.

The video of the six-minute speech, which touted a new cultural initiative, was released Thursday. It quickly went viral and caused a huge backlash as millions demanded Alvim's removal.

Alvim was appointed special secretary of culture by Brazil's far-right President Jair Bolsonaro.

"It is an unfortunate pronouncement, even with his apologies, making his tenure unsustainable," Bolsonaro tweeted Friday. "I reiterate our condemnation of totalitarian ideologies and genocide, like Nazism and Communism, as well as any type of allusion to them."

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Human Body Temperature Is Getting Cooler, Study Finds

In 1851, a German doctor named Carl Reinhold August Wunderlich took the temperatures of some 25,000 patients in the city of Leipzig and concluded that the average human body temperature sits at 37 degrees Celsius, or 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. Though variations are known to exist from person to person, Wunderlich’s standard remains a benchmark for medical professionals today. But a new study published in eLife suggests that in the United States, at least, average temperatures are going down—a trend that can be observed in medical records spanning more than 150 years.

Previous research indicated that Wunderlich’s average may have run a little high. In a 1992 study of 148 patients, for instance, scientists at the University of Maryland measured an average temperature of 36.8 degrees Celsius, or 98.2 degrees Fahrenheit. More recently, a 2017 study of around 35,000 British patients found that the mean oral temperature clocked in at 36.6 degrees Celsius, or 97.9 degrees Fahrenheit. Some experts concluded that Wunderlich’s measurements had simply been inaccurate. But according to the new paper, authored by researchers at the Stanford University School of Medicine, human bodies are actually cooling.

The team looked at three large temperature datasets from three distinct periods. The first was compiled from medical records, military records and pension records of Union Army veterans; the data was obtained between 1862 and 1930. The researchers also consulted measurements from the U.S. National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey I, spanning from 1971 to 1975, and the Stanford Translational Research Integrated Database Environment, which consists of data from adult patients who visited Stanford Health Care between 2007 and 2017.

In total, the researchers studied 677,423 temperature measurements, collected over the course of 157 years and covering 197 birth years. They found that men born in the early 19th century display temperatures 0.59 degrees Celsius higher than men today, representing a decrease of 0.03 degrees Celsius per birth decade. Women’s temperatures have gone down 0.32 degrees Celsius since the 1890s, representing a 0.029 degree Celsius decline per birth decade—a rate similar to the one observed among male patients.

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RussiaMazeltovday is literally running a headline whining about polish views on WW2 24/7 now, this is fuckin hillarious really

>M-muh ebin stalin who wanted to bolshevize the whole of europe acshually saved it u gois!!!

This is the kind of mental diarrhea kremlin-bankrolled pootnist LARPers spew and believe lmao
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'Do the right thing': Man returns more than $43K after finding it inside couch he purchased

A Michigan man who discovered thousands of dollars hidden inside a couch he purchased decided not to sit on the funds and returned the cash to the sofa’s original owner.

Howard Kirby purchased the piece of furniture from Habitat for Humanity ReStore in Owosso, Michigan, in December. After using the couch for a few weeks, he realized that it was uncomfortable, prompting his daughter to open it up and see what was inside.

“I still have to pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming or something,” Kirby told WNEM. He said that when the ottoman was opened, fistfuls of $100 bills were discovered.

In all, $43,170 was found inside the furniture.

Kirby said an attorney told him that he had the legal right to keep the cash, but something about that didn’t feel right, so he returned to the store and tracked down the couch’s original owner.

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Trump to roll back Michelle Obama's school lunch rules on vegetables, fruits

The Trump administration on Friday announced plans to roll back school lunch standards on vegetables and fruits originally promoted by Michelle Obama, unveiling the proposal on the former first lady's birthday.

The new standards will allow schools more flexibility "because they know their children best," the Agriculture Department said in a press release.

“Schools and school districts continue to tell us that there is still too much food waste and that more common-sense flexibility is needed to provide students nutritious and appetizing meals. We listened and now we’re getting to work,” Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue said in a statement.

The proposed rules build on previous steps taken by the Trump administration to unwind the controversial school lunch rules championed by Obama as part of her "Let’s Move!" healthy living campaign. Those rules were implemented through an executive order signed by former President Obama.

The new rules would loosen requirements for serving size on fruits and vegetables. The latest change follows a 2019 rollback of restrictions on milk and sodium content in school lunches.

Critics said the change will pave the way for greasier, more unhealthy foods such as pizza, french fries and burgers.

"[It] would create a huge loophole in school nutrition guidelines, paving the way for children to choose pizza, burgers, french fries and other foods high in calories, saturated fat or sodium in place of balanced school meals every day,” Center for Science in the Public Interest's deputy director of legislative affairs, Colin Schwartz, said in a statement Friday.

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Anyone else notice posting and file upload having significantly slowed down or issit jus me heh
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i think i speak for everyone here in requesting that the nigger thread on /new/ get stickied. there should be at least one nigger thread on the front page of /new/ at all times anyway, so why not just make it official with a stickied nigger thread ?
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I’ve recently gotten into the habit of not tipping at all because of stupid posts like this from women. Nothing can describe the childlike giddiness of receiving the bill and acting like I’m jotting down a bunch of number until the waitress becomes distracted and leaves, then skipping off behind a wall or to the bathroom to sneak a furtive glance while giggling as I watch her face contort into anger and disgust when she sees a zero on tip line. It’s really quite a rush, and I know there’s going to be some servers in here telling me about “spit in my food” or some other niggerish behavior, but don’t worry I space out my visits and never get the same person twice.
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Does pic related look genuinely silly and all together ridiculous to anyone else? This is akin to dressing a blonde hair, blue eyes white guy up in traditional African garb.
There's a point where you can't hide behind the "it's fantasy" and "we just want representation" excuses, cause pic related is so absolutely immersion shattering that I cannot and will not ever watch The Witcher.

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What's a good anime I can watch on crunchyroll while I work out heh
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Homeless in Ontario please Help

Guys I'm seriously fucking homeless and have been for about a month now. I got myself checked into the psych ward at the moment and I'm waiting for Ontario Works to hopefully kick in, it's taking fucking forever, but if it finally comes in I can survive a bit better and buy food when the soup kitchens are closed and buy parts for my bike and such and stop having to rely on the mercy of others. Some shit I don't want to talk about happened that seriously traumatized me, on top of several other occurences that all happened in the last few months, and it made me snap. I have hardcore panic attacks in certain situation I don't want to talk about. What I need above all other things now is a bro to hang out with. I'm so fucking lonely and most people out on the streets are drug addicts, unreliable, unstable, and hurtful. Only the old men at the soup kitchens are great but it's not enough. I need a girlfriend, I need bros, I need help surviving the upcoming winter. If anyone has a place for me to rent (if and when) my caseworker finally gets all the shit together and OW comes in, or we can find some kind of arrangement like me sleeping in a shed or you enjoy my company enough to let me live for free with you, or you can at least offer a place to couchsurf a while…. or something please reach out to me in this thread. I've couchsurfed a lot already and sometimes had to sleep with my bayonet in parks. Sometimes I'm just in a daze, memory unable to work, tired constantly, and just sleep a little here and there in the soup kitchen or in a shop or what have you before continuing on. I've been walking and biking around so much my feet are seriously fucked, I'm trying to get that addressed at the hospital right now. They are full of worts and I think what is called dermatitis and the toenails are fucked and everything is calloused (although I cut some chunks of calloused skin off awhile with a boxcutter, it's still a mess). Hopefully it will be fixed at the hospital but I've been asking for days and they never seem to get it properly addressed although they gave me some cream for my feet and also someone gave me a pair of sandles for free. Anyways, I am in survival mode practically all the time, barely getting by… my stay in the ward will only last so long so right now I can think a little more clear. I am currently out on a pass and posting from public wifi. Please, if there are any anons in Ontario, I badly need your friendship and love. I've been hurt so much and yet I must not isolate or I'll attempt suicide again. I need to find the right kind of bros who can keep me going. I'm not ready to give up on life completely, I still believe if I get the right people in my life and the support I need, that I can live a life worth living. I'm too young to die now. If anyone can meet with me / reach out to me I will be able to tell more in person too. Love you anons out there who are reading this…
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Upcoming nu gw2 world boss lookin swole af
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Yeah im thinking itll be fuckin kino af
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Soros-linked political pressure group Avaaz joins forces with MSM to purge climate skeptics from YouTube


Someone really ought to replace al gore with thunberg in that dees collage heh
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China just reported its weakest annual growth in 29 years

China's economy grew at its slowest pace in nearly three decades in 2019.

That wasn't unexpected, and Chinese officials insisted that the country's economy will be stable this year. But it might be too early to say the worst has passed, according to analysts.

The 6.1% GDP growth rate for 2019 was near the bottom of Beijing's target range, and sharply down on the previous year's 6.6%. The country also reported that GDP grew by just 6% in the fourth quarter.

The ongoing slowdown is indicative of all the challenges facing the world's second largest economy, which is contending with rising debt, cooling domestic demand and fallout from the trade war with the United States.

Trade tensions, at least, cooled off somewhat before Friday's announcement. Beijing and Washington signed a "phase one" trade deal earlier this week, which removes a little bit of pressure, at least in the short term.

Chinese officials seized on the temporary truce during a press briefing. The initial trade agreement will give people more reason to be optimistic about the country's economic growth, said Ning Jizhe, China's national statistical chief. He added that the deal will help China deepen its economic relationship with the United States.

Vice Premier Liu He, who was in Washington this week to sign the trade deal, also told reporters Wednesday that he is optimistic about the economy. He suggested that China is relying less on debt and is being driven by innovation.

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BPDcUnTy appropriating autism

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Real Blacks Blow Air Into Cows’ Anuses, Shower in Urine, Rub Dung on Their Faces

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Holy fuck yes please

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Apu’s Future On ‘The Simpsons’ Is Unknown, But He’ll No Longer Be Voiced By Hank Azaria

Following the release of Hari Kondabolu’s documentary The Problem With Apu, which examined the Simpsons character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and how he enforced a caricature of South Asians, voice actor Hank Azaria (who is not South Asian) said that he was “perfectly willing and happy to step aside, or help transition it into something new.” It’s still unclear what The Simpsons creative team will do with the Kwik-E-Mart employee, who, if I’m remembering correctly, has been conspicuously absent through the first 11 episodes of season 31. But if Apu does return, he will no longer be voiced by Azaria.

“All we know there is I won’t be doing the voice anymore, unless there’s someway to transition it or something,” Azaria told Slash Film while appearing at the Television Critics Association winter press tour to promote the fourth and final season of IFC’s (very good!) Brockmire. “What they’re going to do with the character is their call. It’s up to them and they haven’t sorted it out yet. All we’ve agreed on is I won’t do the voice anymore.”

This is the obvious solution, to not have a white guy pretend to sound like an Indian immigrant, but after Matt Groening’s “people love to pretend that they’re offended” comments, it was anyone’s guess what The Simpsons would actually do. Now we know! Azaria also said that “we all made the decision together,” so it sounds like Groening calmed down, and is no longer as upset as when Apu hears about Skinner’s script.

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rate my new smugington kid pepe
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Iran's Ayatollah Slams 'American Clowns' In Rare Friday Prayers Sermon

Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, led Friday prayers in Tehran for the first time in eight years and delivered a sermon in which he excoriated U.S. leaders as "clowns" and accused European countries of negotiating in bad faith over the foundering nuclear deal.

Khamenei also indicated that Iran might retaliate further for the U.S. drone strike that killed top Iranian commander Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani, saying a missile attack on U.S. assets in Iraq had been a blow to America's dignity and its status as a superpower.

The address comes at a delicate time for the ayatollah. Iran's leaders are locked in a contentious dispute with the U.S., and they're facing public criticism at home after admitting that Iran accidentally shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet, killing 176 people, most of whom were Iranian.

"The past two weeks were eventful and exceptional weeks," Khamenei said, according to a partial transcript on his website. Speaking to a large crowd of worshippers in Tehran, he added, "There were bitter and sweet events for the Iranian nation to take lessons from during these two weeks."

Taking aim at recent statements by President Trump and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo in which they pledged their support for Iran's regular citizens, Khamenei said, "These American clowns lie in utter viciousness that they stand with the Iranian people."

Khamenei added, "They lie. If you are standing by the Iranian [people], it is only to stab them in the heart with your venomous daggers."

Despite the ayatollah's colorful language, as NPR's Jane Arraf reports, his overall speech was "perhaps a little bit less fiery than many would have expected." While the Iranian leader did criticize the U.S. and its allies, she says, "he did not make specific threats."


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post new or old 4chon banners
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G-d this Tyler1 meme is relatable as heck smheh
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What are you lads drinking right now? I bought myself some vodka coolers and mudshakes on Friday night, with the intention of drinking them Saturday night on VR. But instead, I've already polished them all off this morning and afternoon. Guess I'll have to head down to the liquor store and get some more.
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Fresh FoKy G25 racial results

Will post the rest l8er since im tired rn

fuckin huegenot maternal strain is shinin thru clearly on all of these. i also still haven't cracked the magyaroid ancestral mystery yet but i'll be gettin there heh
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I've been watching YouTube vids for the past hour not knowing it was on 0.75 speed LMAO
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Fresh Nu Red Ice Kino


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RED ALERT (this is not a drill)

Youtube is about to do another sweep.

Please download as many videos off these two accounts and reupload them to Brighteon.com or Bitchute.com with part of the titles: "Peter Parker transvestigation (reupload) mirror"

These will blow your socks off they are so explosive. The CEO of Youtube is a tranny-Jew as are the two Google boys and "she" is doing damage control big time. Let's do some good for once!

Original channel:

Backup channel:

Youtube, 4chan's pol and tech companies in general are infiltrated with trannies. Youtube employees do such things as downloading those videos, editing them to freeze the video but allow the audio to continue, and reupload them leaving no evidence.
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So courageous

Attention-Seeking Jewish Dyke Kneels During Anthem at College Football Championship

During a ceremony honoring the 2019 "Teachers of the Year," one in particular stood out.

The honoree from Minnesota, Kelly Holstine, chose to kneel during the national anthem at the NCAA football championship game on Monday, where the ceremony took place, "to stand up for marginalized and oppressed people," according to a tweet she wrote, which included a photograph of her kneeling.

"Like many before, I respectfully kneeled during Nat’l Anthem because, 'No one is free until we are all free,'" she wrote, referencing former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick and citing a quote from Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Imagine literally being raised on this type of soyfeed content along with all the other liberal insanity

No wonder zoomers are so screwed up
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Is tila tequila based?
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EXCLUSIVE: Jeffrey Epstein had burst capillaries in his eyeballs after he died which pathologist tells Dr. Oz suggests he was STRANGLED and did not hang himself

A forensic pathologist has claimed that Jeffrey Epstein was likely murdered and did not hang himself because he had burst capillaries in his eyes which is consistent with manual strangulation and not hanging, DailyMail.com can reveal.

In an exclusive clip from a Dr. Oz special set to air on Thursday, pathologist Dr. Michael Baden examines photographs of Epstein's eyes and other parts of his lifeless body taken during his autopsy.

Dr. Baden was among physicians in the room when Epstein's autopsy took place.

He says it is highly unusual that the cause of his death went from being undetermined - when it was first ruled - to suicide by hanging five days later.

He said he believes there are many 'red flags' which suggest he was murdered and did not kill himself.

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It's pretty crazy how much stonetoss upsets faggots. My theory is they really like the art style and then see what it's about, and get mad.

To conservatives he's just another meme maker, not bad, but nothing special. But holy shit do trannys flip out.

I suspect this is because most of their views are communicated by memes: simple captioned pictures-about the level of discourse you could allow yourself if you wanted to live in a world of delusion of your own design.
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You guys are getting some exercise, right? Some good advice I got awhile ago is to make sure I at least stick to doing one exercise just to stay in the habit. Getting a shitty work out is better than none, so at least do some pushups before you go to bed or something.
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Ragnarök Diet: Mushrooms and Seaweed Could Save Germanic Men from Androgyny

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CBS news has blown the lid off the hate crime of the century: a crew of firefighters making the upside-down “okay” hand gesture in a group photo. Yet again, a reputable media outlet fell for a well-worn 4chan prank.

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4cuck just got emojii support

ITT we discuss whether de NuChon should implement it aswell
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Gamers psyche

Gaymers are copers and the cope only lasts so long through school before you start going crazy from your dick not getting pussy. And it doesn't get easier to get laid as you get older, by your mid twenties you need money or muscles and other things you don't need in your teens. But those are prime gaming years and you'll be young forever.
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Boomer spammer is spamming again

See this slide thread on /new/:

Deletion + ban when
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Uber and Hyundai Have Established a Drone Taxi System That Just Might Work


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Elon Musk keeps traveling to Texas to work on SpaceX's new Starship rocket

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The incel generation

Discuss here https://kohlchan.net/int/res/5447309.html

The Youtube generation, the World of Warcraft victims, whatever you want to call them.
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Happy 2020 !

Come home mutt man

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Interesting links

Some are true some are just fun theories

Hitler was Father Couglin and Walt Disney conspiracy

Rate the plausibility of this
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Kinoass Germanic Vikangz Series Sequel announced!

If you've been down in the dumps ever since it was revealed in January 2019 that the upcoming sixth season of History's drama series Vikings would be its last, it's time to pick yourself back up. A new Vikings spin-off series has been announced, and soon Vikings: Valhalla will be streaming on Netflix.

The flagship Vikings series kicked off back in 2013, and quickly established itself as one of History's most successful series while also blazing a new trail for the network as its first scripted fiction series. Though billed as a historical drama, Vikings has a largely invented narrative that inserts real and legendary figures from Norse culture into actual historical events, having them interact in ways that historians deem unlikely. On the early seasons, the series followed Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel), a historically-debatable figure and folk hero of Scandinavia, and his wife Lagertha (Katheryn Winnick), a legendary ruler whose historicity is also debated. (Vikings gets a lot of things wrong when it comes to history.) Also featured heavily were real-life Viking conqueror Rollo of Normandy (Clive Standen), presented as Ragnar's brother in the show. Later seasons of Vikings focused more on the offspring of Ragnar, most notably Bjorn Ironside (Alexander Ludwig) and Ivar the Boneless (Alex Høgh)

Throughout its run, Vikings has chronicled, well, the Viking way of life, the Norse peoples' first forays into England and France, and the constant power struggles and political machinations that went on in Europe during the eighth and ninth centuries. So with a lot of ground covered through six seasons, what's left to explore on Vikings: Valhalla? Here's everything we know about the spin-off series so far.

Read More: https://www.looper.com/176808/vikings-valhalla-netflix-release-date-cast-and-plot/?utm_campaign=clip
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What's with the stupid gay embarrasing repetitive unarticulative schizo spam lingo by that one butthurt boomer on /new/, is that supposed to be endearing somehow
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Christmas family fight

Last night I went to my parent home for a holiday meal.
Last time I've been visiting my parents was almost half a year ago.

My mother even called my today before I went and told me what she was cooking and that I should not eat so much beforehand because she is preparing three different meals only for me. You could tell she really was excited and happy that I'm coming visiting her.

So I went to my parents and my mom served me a home maid pizza that was great. The moment I started eating it with a fork, my mom laughed and asked if I needed a knife. This moment I went batshit insane, started screaming at my mom while still having food in my mouth for 15 mins about how the fuck she every time dares telling me what to and even how to eat and comment every fucking shit I do and how I couldn't ever come to my parent and eat in piece even once because every time I start eating there she does that stuff.

My mom didn't even say anything, turned on the TV and didn't look at me a single time I sat there and ate the food. You could tell she was crushed.

After I was finished eating, my mom swallowed her anger and talked normally to me and asked me how I was and how things were going. She even gave me 150 EUR as Christmas present, which I declined. Also I didn't bring a present myself.

After that screaming I was so upset, that I stayed at my parents home for only two hours and then I went home.

Tbh, I somewhat expected me to be sorry about what I've, but I don't feel anything. Really, there isn't a single thing that I feel.

My father tbw didn't say a word, because he is a cuck who is afraid of me (my mom told me years ago).

So, how were your Christmas holidays?

t. autist with schizoid, schizotypal and narcissistic traits (my parents don't know)
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Conspiracy Theories

I don't know who the guy is but he seems legit, at least less disinfo than most conspiracy sites and I don't trust Miles Mathis:
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>Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
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Raid 2020 (NES)


Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) episode 176: Raid 2020. 11 years ago the Nerd said he might review Raid 2020 in the year 2020, and now that time has come. Raid 2020 is a cyberpunk action game developed and published by Color Dreams AKA Wisdom Tree for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). It was released in 1989. The object is to defeat all the drug dealers, defeat the drug lord Pit Bull, and eradicate drugs from the streets of America. As agent Shadow, the player faces a dystopian future world where moral collapse is inevitable. He is described as representing the last uncorrupted vestiges of law enforcement.
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Why dont dis nigga just get a transplant smdh
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I truly wish gay people and trannies wud stop lusting after me
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Foky is a gay redditor with AIDs, but that's not even the worse part about him. I can look past that, but you see this loser, this absolute untermensch also thinks he has the authority to dictate 4chon's content. You see, every time I see a thread that doesn't feature a picture of a retarded looking frog, or some other lame meme it's like a breath of fresh air, like an oasis in a desert of shit, but this reprobate can't stand when someone else other than him makes a thread, because they're always better by default. That's why he has to shit them up, or attempt in vain to purge them with his gay shock images. In fact I have to make this post it's own thread, because he's destroyed any value the meta sticky could have had due to flooding it with his irrelevant garbage day in and day out. Is he just a retarded shitposter who's not self-aware enough to understand what he's doing, or is he an actively malevolent agent who's taking advantage of daddy HDV's desperation to keep this community together? I'm not entirely sure, but I do know he has no moral authority to whine about anyone else's posts.


There's one dogstralia thread and this 80IQ subhuman is complaining about 'spam', about 'nepotism', because his gay shock images were deleted while he gets away with littering the board constantly? The audacity. Even the KIKES would be embarrassed to perform such an act of chutzpah. That's when he went from a tolerable idiot to actively affecting the site's usability. I suggest he cut the shit, lest 4chon becomes a place where he just talks to himself all day, but maybe he would want that. Maybe his cum-addled brain can't even understand the implications of what he's done.
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>Try looking up Mr Bond stuff on (((bitchute)))
>Results still show but all the videos refer to a custom 404 page

Le phucc
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>Shopping Mall Vacancies Hit Two-Decade High

Shopping malls across the country are under severe financial distress, with vacancy rates hitting two-decade highs in 2019, reported the Financial Times, citing a new report from Reis Moody's Analytics.

US retailers announced 9,300 store closings in 2019, according to Coresight, indicating that the retail apocalypse and a massacre of malls are far from over.

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reminder: everyone who uses this "internet website" is a faggot and should commit suicide or be executed by the state authorities
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GameStop Stock Plummets After A 27.5% Decrease In Holiday Sales

The hits keep on coming for GameStop as the beleaguered retailer announced in a note to investors a 27.5% decrease in holiday sales to $1.8 billion, which sent its stock diving as much as 16%.

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Official 4chon® Game Reviews [Spoiler Warning]

River City Girls is an entry in the scrolling beat-'em-up genre in which you play as a pair of conservative European-American girls named Kyoko and Misako fighting their way through a 56%-infested Jewish hyper-capitalist favela to save their alt-right boyfriends Riki and Kunio who have been captured, brainwashed and sexually "tortured" by a pair of sex-starved communist jewish bio-slut whores named Hasebe and Mami. These mischling minxes want nothing more than for the dashing pair of aryan studs to breed their semi-semitic slits in an attempt to de-soy the leftypol bloodline and finalize ZOG's total control over each and every individual's public and private life through the implementation of "not real communism". Like the partial Jews they are Hasebe and Mami observe their machinations from the sidelines throughout the game, occasionally appearing only to mock our leading lady's efforts, while Kyoko and Misako struggle to unravel the mystery until the very end.

Kyoko and Misako must deftly maneuver past 12% of the population committing 50% of the violent crime while searching for clues as to where Riki and Kunio are being held, along the way they learn about the Hyperborean-Atlantean past of River City and how its foundations stand atop the ruins of an ancient aryan society and how it can be made GREAT AGAIN if only Hasebe and Mami are denied their sinister socialist ambitions and the Jewish accelerationists who've unfairly accrued capital through their infiltration of local government are removed from power.

It's not a perfect game: the keyboard controls cannot be changed afaik and, because one button on the controller performs both most attacks and miscellaneous actions there will be frustrating moments where different possibilities overlap and cause mistakes to be made. The writing is pretty hit or miss, occasionally venturing into cringe territory, as is the soundtrack. However, the gameplay is GOOD, redart!

Verdict: River City Girls is WHITE and REDPILLED


If you liked Double Dragon Neon, you'll also probably like-if not love-River City Girls!
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Imagine the Gravettians breaking through the caves of Europe.
Grugina, a daughter of an Aurignacian shaman, is hiding in a secluded part of the Chauvet caves in France.
She hears footsteps and angry men screaming.
Suddenly her lair is exposed and Gravettian men start entering it.
Grugina tries to fight them but she is weak from the lack of food since she hid.The Gravettians put her on all fours,they strip her clothes and her butt is nude for everybody to see.This is the beginning of the end for Aurignacians. The Gravettians breed Grugina in the name of the great northern spirits and soon all other Aurignacian people of Europe shall meet the same fate. Now Grugina lives in the harem of a Moravian Gravettian chieftain, the harem is full of Aurignacian women (collected from the campaigns) who have given the man a lot of babies. (Now Europe is I-M170 lmao)
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From cocktails to karaoke, more Japanese people are going it alone. What's causing the huge change in the traditionally group-oriented country?

A decade ago, many Japanese were so embarrassed to be seen eating alone in the school or office cafeteria that they’d opt to eat in a bathroom stall. Appearing friendless was a no-no, leading to what became known as “benjo meshi” – taking a “toilet lunch”.

But many think Japan is changing in a big way. One of those people is Miki Tateishi, a bartender in Tokyo. She works at Bar Hitori, a cosy spot in the Shinjuku nightlife district that is designed for solo drinkers.

The bar, which opened in mid-2018, represents an unusual opportunity in conformity-driven Japan – to go out and drink by yourself. And it’s doing well: instead of hiding in toilet stalls, people are stepping out and embracing being seen solo.

“Some people want to enjoy being alone, others want to build a new community,” says Tateishi. She believes the bar’s “solo only” policy helps potential guests who might otherwise get turned off by big groups or regulars.

Customers can strike up conversation with each other in a laid-back environment that accommodates about a dozen people. The flowing booze and tight quarters make for easy interactions.

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Wud bushy pucci b aloud in an anti bushy pucci societay
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'Trans'-Gression: "Female" Activist Who Flipped Out When Women Refused To Wax His Balls Attacks Reporter
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Nu rule for dwarfbish: Provide one titty picshur w/timestamp before each thread is submitted heh
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Why the fuck does that skitzo bitch get a free pass in spamming her shitty schizophrenic ms paint scribblings on r9k and any post saging it is deleted

This is honestly worse nepotism than with the turkfaggot back then
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>"Ready for quran class habib?"

Wat say
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The handwritten note found in Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell

Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC) in downtown Manhattan on August 10, 2019, and though there are many questions surrounding his death, there are even more about the man himself.


The note says that one guard "kept me in a locked shower stall for 1 hour." "[Another prison guard] sent me burnt food." "Giant bugs crawling over my hands. No fun!!"

Epstein's apparent discomfort about jail conditions comes as no surprise. According to Bruce Barket, Epstein's former cellmate's lawyer, Jeffrey Epstein and his legal team took up one of the two attorney visiting rooms "all day, every day."

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How does this make u feel
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Just James: 31 year old virgin

The video that made him famous, over 1 million views

I'll post some of his other videos below
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>"In the future we'll have flying cars"
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Now dats a wide boi heh
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Uncut Gems (2019) begins with an unusual transition sequence, where we first see a badly injured Ethiopian miner and a mob of fellow Ethiopian miners (lip service is later paid to them being Ethiopian Jews) on the verge of revolting against what looks to be Chinese mine-owners (and/or “It’s all so tiresome”-styled Asian foremen). This distraction allows two rogue miners to chisel out the titular uncut gem (a rock containing multicolored opal gems), so that ultimately, and through a presumed smuggling network, an unscrupulous Jewish jeweler in NYC can sell it and other shiny things to black rappers and superstitious NBA stars with a surfeit of disposable income. As the two miners admire the rock, the camera slowly zooms into one of its luminous opals. We then ‘enter’ the inner world of the gem via gemological photomicrography, allowing us to see the sharp, colorful, and crystalline topology of minerals-inside-minerals. This inner world of the opal then seamlessly transitions into a colonoscopy camera view of the said jeweler’s bowels, with its own fleshy and odious topology.

Whether this unusual opening to a film is simply intended as a smidgen of scatological humor (a Jewish forte) or has some deeper symbolic meaning is open to interpretation, but what is certain is that Uncut Gems is very much a Jewish film, a critical reflection on modern Jewish identity and one of the most self-consciously Jewish films since the Coen Brothers’ A Serious Man (2009)

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US & China sign ‘phase one’ trade deal to ease global economic tensions

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Convicted Jewish Pedophile and 'Antifa' Activist Is an Associated Press Photojournalist
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ww3 is BACK ON motherfuckers

BREAKING: Rockets reported fired at Taji military base in Iraq that hosts US-led coalition troops

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Illinois Becomes 20th State To Force Taxpayers To Foot Bill For Transgender Surgery

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The Russian Hacker Conspiracy Theory is the Leftist Version of QAnon

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>Zoomers suck ass at computers
>Boomers too
>Demand for IT help desk jobs skyrockets
>full employment for gen Y + X

It's like pottery
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ded bort
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>He likes to spend his time plaing videogames instead of working hard… Sigh… I must move on.
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Roosh V has doubled down and now he is unpublishing his day game books.

He says that they led men to sin and he is sorry for the damage he has done.

I'd say this is bullshit.

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Cops Acquire "Nasal Ranger" Smell-Amplifier To Crack Down On Brainless Sissy Potheads
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I want to fuck a cute BOY so bad right now.
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New Resident Evil 3 trailer, fuckers!
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'Gulags Weren't That Bad': Sanders Staffer Says Trump Supporters Will Need To Be 'Re-Educated In Camps'

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BorderlineFeministCuNtY explains autism

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>If you build it, he will come
What's the moral of the story here? to throw everything away just because of a dream?
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>Tfw no kolovrat necklace-wearing eastern germanic goth gf

Why even live my niggies
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A humble travelling historian’s desire

Greetings to all indigeneous creatures of this board.

I am an ancient traveler on this forsaken land. I‘ve been to countless boards and numerous threads, seen such dreadful beings your minds couldn’t even begin to process. The soul purpose of my journey is to study these distant lands and the inhabitants native to this land.

Therefore I humbly ask you kind strangers to reveal your secret history and hidden treasures to this peaceful historian.

"A generation which ignores its own history has no past and no future." Robert Heinlein
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Researchers discovered 15 parasitoid wasps of the genus Acrotaphus in the Amazon. The wasps are able to manipulate the behaviour of the host spiders so that they spin a special web that protects the wasp’s developing pupa

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Dey dun maek em liek dis anymoar heh
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Me and my beautiful black girlfriend
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UK: Number of Snapped Penises Hits New Record Because People Are Trying More “Risky” Positions After Watching Porn

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Just finished bingin thru dis here 90s kino

It was pretty watchable overall despite of the fact dose green screens didn't age well at all heh
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thank G-D hitler lost WW2 heh
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Do sumo threads belong in /new/ because its world news, /gm/ because its gaymez or /r9k/ because it appeals to fat retards?
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Glacier Park in Montana Set to Remove ‘Glaciers Will All Be Gone By 2020’ Signs

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>That feel when you are enjoying atmospheric aesthetics on videos
>and that evil tulpa you accidentally created while psychotic starts injecting bad thoughts and feelings into you about non-video atmospheric aesthetics not actually being enjoyable when you know it is enjoyable
>so you fight the bad thoughts all day trying to relax
>go to sleep
>wake up
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Kievan Ruthenian Passenger Flight Crashes Over Iran Lol

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‘Neither robot nor animal’: Scientists develop the ‘Xenobots,’ 1st robots constructed completely from LIVING CELLS (VIDEO)

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Buying A Home Is More Affordable Than Renting In Just Over Half Of The US
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How to fix this?
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Army Selects QinetiQ & Textron To Build Robot Tank With Chain Gun
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just LOOK at those chebs

PEEP those titties

BEHOLD those baps

have a GANDER at them gazongas

PREE dem jubblies

GAZE at those mammaries

OBSERVE that bust

PEEK at those puppies

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>the site is still broke
>I still need to make and upload like 400 flags
>we're at the top of the second page on Google
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NASA planet-hunter telescope locates first Earth-sized planet in habitable zone

NASA’s planet-hunting telescope TESS (Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite) has made an exciting discovery — a planet the size of Earth which could potentially host liquid water on its surface.

TESS has found potentially habitable planets in the past, but those are generally of a size larger than Earth, called super-Earths.

The latest findings mark the first time an Earth-sized planet has been located within the habitable zone — the orbits around a star which are the right temperature for liquid water to exist on a planet’s surface. The planet TOI 700 d is located right on the inner edge of its system’s habitable zone, with the other system planets TOI 700b and TOI 700c located closer to the star.

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23andMe is cashing in on drugs it developed with your DNA. Should its customers get a cut?
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Germanic 80 Year Old Marine does 500 pushups in 30 minutes
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>People before our age: Didn't grow up with computers so they don't know how they work.
>People after our age: Everything is self contained in their phones so they don't know how computers work.
How does it feel to be the only generation to truly understand computers?
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Fuck Norway

Stupid white people building islands for soccer fields 'n shit while Africa is invading
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Our mothers continue to emasculate us until the day we face and forgive them

Watch this guy https://www.youtube.com/user/bondinfo/videos

This video first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqHlWymUnok

He explains how women before the 60s used to love their sons and today's mothers are all cancer because they only "care". And that's a dangerous word because they only care if you're doing exactly what they want out of you, if you go against their wishes and follow your dreams they become furious but afterwards stop caring completely and don't bother you. "Caring" people actually get mean and vicious when you don't do what they want and then couldn't care less about you when you show them you are not their bitch. Once you start to understand this it will change your life and you can become a man without being subconsciously castrated by women because you have the energy of your mother.
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Gen Z soyboys

What happens when a gaymer gets married
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you've mastered nofap, now it's time for


imagine how clear your mind will be after a few months of replacing banal data fog with things that nourish your soul

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There's a blizzard outside, so I'm stuck at someone else's place and can't get home tonight. Having a day off like this makes me appreciate how nice the NEET life is. I've just been staring outside at the snow as it blows around, and reading books and drinking tea. All my so called responsibilities just don't seem to matter much anymore.

Any of you fammos have similar experiences?
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Shaved my pubes for the first time in 2 yrs lol
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Wanna get rich? Travel!


Wait, wasn't he supposed to quit YouTube for good?

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Purge manchild cope

Anime is cancer. Games and game boards are cancer. Anime boards (4chan) are extreme cancer.

Why do imageboard weebs still think they're counterculture like they're permanently lost in 2009, when it was somewhat avant garde and normalfags would chimp out at them for posting their anime garbage?

Half of zoomers are posting shitty jojo memes and fapping to hentai, women are making hundreds of thousands posting themselves with elf ears and making hentai meme faces, zoomers use words like 'senpai' etc. Then you weebs have the gall to call anyone that questions your obnoxious posting 'normies'? When your fad is now as normal and popular among teenage virgin nerds as star wars and star trek used to be? If you showed a highschool chad your favorite hentai doujin nowadays he would probably say "YOOO BRAH I TOTALLY FAPPED TO THAT I LOVE ANIME TITTIES HIGH FIVE!".

You cringe fucks aren't edgy anymore. Your ironic weeb faggotry was adopted by the mainstream for the same exact reason (it's annoying, overtly sexualized, infantilized, and 'ironic').
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Farmers Are Buying 40-Year-Old Tractors Because They're Actually Repairable

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God i wish this sultryass bitch would do porn already

She could easily make an A list breakout in the industry
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Wud germanic qt's buzzing they're hair b aloud in an anti 3mm buzzcut society
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Just imagine dem smellz laddos
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I've been farting nonstop all day.
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Nu bald vlog, he's apparently in Russia/Chechnya again
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Should anthrotards try to racepill the incel lookism community? There's a significant thematic overlap between these two online communities
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Painfully true, the sisterhood is a fucking lie and all foids is bully each other into promiscuity and suicide
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Why don't people make commemorative items out of the skin of the dead? I'd wear the fuck out of a leather jacket made from dead people if I inherited money from them or if I could brag about having killed them myself.
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Who will play this fella in the inevitable biopic
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What an actual nightmare. If I woke up like that, a one-armed quarter of a man, I'd immediately demand to be killed. Jesus fucking Christ. That isn't living.
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Was it kino?
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Nofap 2020 Progress Thread(Honor System)

3 days in so far, holding steady.
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How do we turn back time 90s kid bros
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I fapped 3 times today
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Fuckin hell my old visual snow thread died apparently whilst i was inna trade skool - Is HPPD bro still lurkin?

Since i got sum monies cummin in now i'm strongly considering (as a first proactive step in treating my VS seriously in the mid-term) getting myself sum sort of specialized glasses, the ones in this video look decent enough and as an added bonus make you blend it with the NPC's since they look like these thick-rimmed hipster millenial glasses - If i do PC work for a living l8er i think these will be a must-have anyways so i hope they cum in prescription strength too heh
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Why is anon.cafe down
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2020 Goals

What are your goals for 2020 and what are you doing to finish them?

I'm clearing my backlog this year. My untagged mp3s, the mountain of books, the pending projects. My rule is that I can only add something if I clear out 2 things.
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Chose wisely fellers
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love getting drunk
only time i actually enjoy life
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I hate ingrown nails so fucking much

I can barely use the mouse now that i put the iodine ointment on and put a bandaid over the affected finger

Fuck this so much fuck
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This is what humans really look like
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I am going to track my weightloss here with calendars i made.
Been eating shit for ages and in a year gained 14kg out of the 26kg i lost.
The worst part is feeling like you did something wrong when you eat wrong.

Green is good, yellow is not good, red is bad.

Anyway, starting this now.
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i got dubs

post ur ban messages from other websites
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Fermenting TOFU to make STRETCHy Plant Based CHEESE!

Spending 6 hours to make "cheese" (lmao) out of tofu… At what point does this become a mental illness?
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Watching GDQ I can't tell if a lot of these people are trannies, or just fat guys with long hair and a bad fashion sense. Upon inspecting their social media, they are apparently trying to be trannies most of the time. It's got to be just for the social capital, right? Nobody can be this retarded.
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i farted but shit came out
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ban skitzospammerspergY
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Report in if you are a virgin
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what happens if 4chon get popular again and a bunch of gaywads show up and start posting tons of gay shit?
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How much would you pay to have your picture taken with Lynndie England pointing and laughing at your dick?
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What are you?

What are you?
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>when she nut but you still sucking
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How well off is your extended and immediate family and how has it affected your life directly or indirectly if at all?
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that chair heh
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Kinos that convey this particular emotion?
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EmcelSkitzocunty is spamming the bort with "stfu + kys" again
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I played it when I was 17 in 2007. I downloaded it again (WoW Classic) and played it yesterday just to remind myself what it was like. Kind of hard to imagine why I kept playing it… maybe I was easily amused, it is full of "fetch 6 pairs of grandma's undies from x location and bring them back to me", running simulator style quests. The combat seemed really one-dimensional.

What I remember really liking was the art style and the music. It was really escapist like that… really takes you to another world. And I liked getting on a griffin and then running to the toilet or to make a coffee or something while I was traveling.
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This is skitzodwarfbitch IRL

I feel sorry for her
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stfu + kys

stfu + kys
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=W I N T E R       2 0 2 0      A N I M E      S E A S O N ==
what anime r u watching?
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Man i thought i lost all of muh xfire screenshots when they shut it down jus liek dat but i found some of 'em on an oldass IDE HDD de other dhey heh
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Smash dat liek butten if u b rememberin dis
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Cast him

Fast hands Ivan Wickalaevich demonstrating his mad fun drawing skillz

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One day i wanna start a female only videogame company where women follow my orders to make badass games like zelda/spyro/stanley parables and thus bringing back the glorious 90s games into the future of what we hoped videogames would have been.

I will save videogames, they will be like they were in the past but better
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I have read just about everything Kurt Vonnegut ever published.
Same for Ernest Hemingway, Mark Train and Rudyard Kipling.
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Fresh nu efukt kinoe

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Why did humans go from physical punishment to mental punishment (public hangings vs jail time)

Does this override the spanking programming and subsequently create more criminals?
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I am so gonna beat depersonalisation and relax you hear this evil spirits, i am normal now!

I am the way i am meant to be now!

Nothing can stop me from progressing and staying the same, NOTHING.

I don't need to change or fix myself, i am the way i am meant to be!

And i will fucking relax and calm down

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/sjg/ - Soyjak General

Try to keep all /Soyjak/ related content in this here ITT

soijak collection ready for download

image hash manager for evading image filters

filename randomizer for extra insurance against filters
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Since humans are OBSESSED with owning things what's the next domesticated animal going to be? My vote is raccoon
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Fresh nu RetroManCave fuckers
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God this show is comfy af fellers

What's also funny is that 99,9% of all construction workers shown therein are either white dudes or asians

Not a single wahmin or nigger/other shitskin to be seen kek
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I had no idea about any drama surrounding this game, but I pirated it recently, because I heard it was made by one of the devs of the original X-com games. The game started out fun, but it gets tedious quickly. The first thing that I noticed was starting to bother me was the music, it really sucks. Which is sad, because the new XCOM games have good tracks that make you feel like you're in an intense battle, or that danger is right around the corner. The enemies in this game are pretty lame. They're nowhere near as interesting and unique as XCOM's were, and I really don't like their design. They remind me of the uninspired monster things you might see in old NES games, where you look at them and think to yourself, "what the hell is that supposed to be?", as if the devs just threw some shit together because they had no idea what they wanted their enemies to look like. Not to mention that six hours in and I was still facing the same 2 enemies for the most part. Allegedly the monsters in this game are supposed to 'evolve' depending on your play style, but the only change I noticed was that they had more HP.

Mechanics: I think this is the only strong point of this game, they looked at the problems with new XCOM's battle system, and made some interesting tweaks. For starters rather than have a % to hit a target, you get a free aim where you can target different body parts. There's still a chance to hit or miss, but there's a lot more variables. If you are behind cover for example and are hit by a barrage of shots, only a few shots might get absorbed by the cover. In XCOM characters typically have 2 actions, a move action and an action where they are able to use an attack or item, and if you do attack before moving, you don't have the luxury of getting to move afterward. In Phoenix Point the number of turns you have is based on your AP, the farther you move the more AP it costs, and different weapons have a different AP cost to use, and all actions can be done in any order. For abilities, rather than XCOM's cool-down system, everything is dependent on WP(will power). If your WP ever hits 0 you panic, you get WP back for doing things such as killing enemies. This theoretically should make spamming abilities less abusable, but in practice it doesn't, which I will get to later.
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Shud i watch this dark meme shit that's being heavily astroshilled on /tv/ ever since it came out, even Sperglin recommends watching it now

Trailer looks passable visually but somehow i think the intended target audiences for this shit are redditor wahmminz and escapism-seeking trannies
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I started playan thru the shadowkeep quest in destiny 2 and ran into yet another fucking daily bounty timegate, this is the exact reason i took a break from the forsaken quest kek

What shitty game design seriously
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Come on now HDV

this lowlife is seriously getting out of hand with the constant nonsense flooding in EVERY SINGLE thread
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Happy New Year you clowns.
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Will it be GOTY lads
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Ehlp mdos ther eis an spamcunty on frontpaeg
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Favourite movie quotes

Mine: "Look, I am your father".
Damn hits me in the feels every time. Whats your favourite?
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Change the default poster name to 'dwarf' ?
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ban Phantasm
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State of the Chon 9/21/19

Welcome to 4chon.me, a reimagining of the world-famous pro-Hillary Clinton #resistance website: 4chon.net. I am its current steward HDV, which stands for "High Definition Videos" of which I am known to be quite the fan.

Unfortunately, in contrast to the founder of 4chon.net who'd developed the venerable tinyboard imageboard software, the only relevant work experience I have is geocities. Regardless, against my better judgment I've still decided that-with the future of 8chan being ambiguous and the fate of 4chon hanging in the balance-the time for a true alternative was nigh.

the Story So Far:

After our first few days many problems are (suspected to be) solved but several remain

1. flag situation handled-but new, higher-resolution flags are planned
2. multi-image still not working
3. youtube embed only so far (this vichan fork, lainchan, has options including vimeo, dailymotion, metacafe and vocaroo which aren't currently working-we would like to feature the popular bitchute player as well)

I've created this thread to solicit the more experienced members of this community who might be lurking for the help I so desperately need in making this a place worth posting on.
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>Ywn roam the forests of dark age europe together w/your crazed, narcicisst-raised/abused and PTSD-ridden bell beakeroid celtfu suffering from severe chronic hallucinatory psychosis

Why the fuck even go on with anything laddos
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With the show Billions adding Cory Chase and Lisa Ann to the show which other pornstars can transition into acting roles
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Final Death Stranding Trailer, Fuggers

>Living is no different than being dead if you're all alone

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Gonna watch de nu kino Godzilla reboot fellers

What am i in for

I thought the 2014 jap one sucked btw
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Wuz it kinoesque?
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butthurtspammer!spergy mite b unironically closet gay

I mean think about all he thinks and posts about 24/7 is men's nude asses being spanked by a fat gay old fetishmaster personality which he even chose as his persona avatar

This lad could suck a golfball thru a garden hose heh
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HDV add yule hat to nuchon logo heh
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Holy crap, even Y2K's vision of a dystopia is better than what we're actually getting.
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chink bitch = dwarfcunty
sofa = dwarfcunty thread
chink lad = me
chair = actual quality content
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Wud IL2 tank crew be allowed in an anti early access tank crew expansion society
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>report functshen completely broken
>gayass robot workan perfectly fine

wat he mean by dis
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Looks liek dafoekinoe is back onna menue boiz

Downloadin dis rn heh
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So I finally looked into the vr meme to see what LF found so fascinating with it. Not that I actually shelled out money for a vr set or anything lol i don't even have a mic Mixed feels. Kind of interesting, although I felt as though there'd be more people. Anybody else fall deeper into the meme that could offer further insight?
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Thousand year chon

How many times did 4chon die in 2019?
Was 2010-2020 to 4chon decade?
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"What Are You Listening To Right Now?"

This is a thread for fellas to tell other fellas-which may or may not include you-what they are listening to at this present moment.
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wordfilter malcom to dwarfcunty
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>"Merry Christmas, Daddy"

Wat do
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Me the fancy wine drinker heh
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Any1 here watchen le memelorian heh
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>gook moot fucks over nojs captcha on purpose + lowers captcha reset time below 60 fuckin seconds now
>install userscript to speed up the kiked captcha fade time
>jewgle suddenly blocks me saying i'm sending "automated queries" despite having done all the previous captchas correctly
>have to get nu IP just for being able to post

You just can't win
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Shud i pirate dis fammers
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this place has literally no purpose
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Where is catfucker? If he's gone that means all the /old/ tripniggers are gone, except for HDV.
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Take your fucking meds already you sad crazed infertile old cunt
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malcolm mccormick

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itt rumors and information about the activities in the secret offsite 4chon backchannels
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Metal Gear Solid (2021)

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Just started playin de titanfall 2 campaign it's pretty kino but it also triggered my vs just now unfortunately
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Now that the dust has settled. Skyrim: based or cringe?
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Why don’t we wear christmas hats and have our christmas trees out all year and celebrate our hyperborean ancestors and nordic traditions?

I was thinking of wearing christmas decorations or a christmas had all year
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Is this kino?
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The 'Cats' Reviews Are in, and They're Absolutely Brutal

Ever since the first trailer dropped for director Tom Hooper's upcoming film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, it seemed like moviegoers were in for a blockbuster trainwreck. The character designs were hideous and confusing, both James Corden and Taylor Swift starred as insufferable singing felines, and the whole thing just looked bleak. Now reviews have confirmed that it's absolutely dire. Not "dire" in the sense that it's just a bad movie, but according to some critics, the forthcoming feature is a "monstrosity" and a "Jellicle catastrophe." As SlashFilm's Hoai-Tran Bui puts it, "There is a thin line between idiocy and genius, and Cats pukes a hairball on it and rubs its ass all over it." What does that even mean? It sounds bad!

As of press time, Cats currently boasts a 17% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, the same score that The Fanatic, Fred Durst's bonkers stalker movie starring John Travolta also received. It also seems like the film is so out there that it may have totally warped critics' sense of reality. Just take a look at some of the most defeated, hilarious, and scathing lines from the first Cats reviews. They're truly something to behold.

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Inktober has been KIKED!
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>come to 4chon
>slap foky's butt
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HDV my nigger add your Nuchon 2 de list pliss

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I'm enjoying Soydew Valley tbh
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every single fuarkin borad one the internet has holiday javascript snow as a "feature" and every single implementation of the snow seems to require about as much processing power as your average comprehensive simulation of the universe with full realism. 420chan unironically drains my laptop battery more than 105x faster than 4chon does, kohlchan can take my laptop from completely chilled in sleep mode to overheating and the fan kicking on in under a minute.
i'm pointing this out because the whole computer window snow phenomenon all goes back to xsnow ( https://janswaal.home.xs4all.nl/Xsnow/ ) which computers from the 1980s could handle. how can a 36kb executable tier feature possible require that level of power? vlc with 1080 anime doesn't make my fan kick on, thats a much, much more complex display.
are all those bords with the snow mining memecoins?
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Just beat mount and blade viking conquest laddos. Amazing game with an engaging storyline. Was thinking of going back to brytenwalda reworked now that that's done and done.

Who else mountain blade here? What are your favorite mods? I've enjoyed prophecy of pendor, viking conquest, and brytenwalda the most over the decade or so I've been playing this stupid game.
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What is the plan ultimately for this place? Is there a goal, are we gonna try and reunite as many of the old guard, if we can even find anyone? What about website development is vichan/tinyboard even developed anymore? There's formatting issues already with the posts that make them spaced out all ugly, would like to see that get fixed and maybe see if we can restore some of the classic themes/banners.

What the next move? Also i'm only here because there's literallly no one else left. Lain is dead, kc is ded(kohl sucks), all of the 8ch clones are terrible, i'm permabanned from wizchan. Ii's like this time we really are to our backs against the wall here and this is our last gasp before our collective deaths.
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Volvo blocking hong kong protest gaym

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>all this sudden activity
ya'll niggas actin like ur done with finals or s*msh*t

did they go ok?
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Can this little ditty go on the front page?

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Holy FUCKING shit
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You need to start dishing out some bans to the butthurtspammer
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Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
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What if our evil rulers are some kind of aliens, fat people don't exist, and we are all animals?

The world just does not make sense to me.
Why is everything so messed up?

Hard mode not ((()))
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Total Recall

I love this film its such a mindfuck.

Anyway, Chonpill me on it. Was it all a dream?
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I should have stayed away. But against better judgement I searched out for 4chon. Here I am. Should I run? Should I forget this place exists? I thought I had finally closed a chapter on my life with the collapse of 8.
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This is Marylin Manson nearing the end of the current year. Say something nice about him.
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you've heard of the tranny agenda, but have you heard what the queers are doing to the soil?
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How many games that this guy was involved in have you played and how did you like them?
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This guy used to like and favorite nobodytm's videos back in the day. I wonder if he was a chonner.
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Fresh capeshit update heh.
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what would be the best ways to make fattie nolegs get even more butthurt?
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I didn't have anything interesting to say, but I decided to make a thread anyways
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>go on /new/
>no slapper on the front page
is the daddy howard meem finally dead?
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From now on I will be posting Anonymously, or not at all until proven otherwise/I feel like it. If you want to reach me on Discord, you know where to find me Phantasmagoric#7104.
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"I am Jesus Christ" is a realistic simulator game inspired by stories from the New Testament of the Bible. Get into old times and follow the same path of Jesus Christ 2,000 years ago. Game is covering the period from Baptizing of Jesus Christ and to Resurrection. Have you ever wondered to be like Him - one of the most privileged and powerful people in the world?

Check if you can perform all famous miracles from the Bible like Jesus Christ. It is a simulation game and you can try to save the world as He did. Are you ready to fight with Satan in the desert, exorcising demons and curing sick people? Or calm the storm in the sea?

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LIVE: Yellow Vests protesters join strike in Paris

Yellow Vests protesters march in Paris
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Is that a FUCKING white male ? Wtf dice you bigots?!

Everyone knows only transracial disabledkin folk fought inna pacific theater back den heh
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Ban dwarfTurky
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Who Halo hero? heh
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This is my opinion on de nu bradu pittu kinoe which i just posted on /tv/

Pls liek n subscribe
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>Dwarfspam gets deleted in certain tripfaggot threads
>Meanwhile butthurtspammerspergy spam in Foky thread continues unabated even when he's spamflooding the exact same shit thrice in a row

Favoritism at work again
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It's my birthday fammos
Just wanted to say I love you all for a brief moment
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Nobody asked but I'm fine okay
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I was waiting for Watchmen to shit the bed because Lindelof is a shit writer and went for the #woke crowd, and here we are.

We all thought he was going to go for nuance like 'white people bad but they also want to stop Ozy out of principle because he committed genocide' or 'white supremacists are useful idiots being used by Keene because they want to stop Ozys plan because he committed genocide' or even 'there are no white supremacists and it's all a front to stop Ozys plan'. Instead we got 'white people are so evil they want to BECOME GOD like a Marvel movie villain'.
The one saving grace/coherent plot over these dumbass bullshit Shamalayan shat the bad/Lindelof tweeeests is the theme that the technology eventually got so good as to capture God and seal him in a vessel and surpass him, and even that was handled in a retarded manner because it was to stop those eeeevil white supremacists from BECOMING GOD.

I don't care what side of the political spectrum you're on, if you like this shit you're a brainlet, myself included. I am so mad rn
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New Steam Autumn Sale, Fuckers

What tribute are you offering to Gaben and what bounty is he bestowing you with in return, if anything?

>pretty much just buying sh*t to buy sh*t at this point tbqph
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Flesh Fahrenheit has resumed recruitment. Aspiring members of Flesh Fahrenheit, your time is now.
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Phagtasm confirmed for mod
I got perma banned for posting a pic of him with his whale of a gf, not doxxing so I'm confused as to why I was banned

Also I'm not dwarf
I'm out, enjoy your circlejerk
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I was waiting for Watchmen to shit the bed because Lindelof is a shit writer and went for the #woke crowd, and here we are.

We all thought he was going to go for nuance like 'white people bad but they also want to stop Ozy out of principle because he committed genocide' or 'white supremacists are useful idiots being used by Keene because they want to stop Ozys plan because he committed genocide' or even 'there are no white supremacists and it's all a front to stop Ozys plan'. Instead we got 'white people are so evil they want to BECOME GOD like a Marvel movie villain'.
The one saving grace/coherent plot over these dumbass bullshit Shamalayan shat the bad/Lindelof tweeeests is the theme that the technology eventually got so good as to capture God and seal him in a vessel and surpass him, and even that was handled in a retarded manner because it was to stop those eeeevil white supremacists from BECOMING GOD.

I don't care what side of the political spectrum you're on, if you like this shit you're a brainlet, myself included. I am so mad rn
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You Get What You Heckin' Deserve!

>tfw AT LEAST [hyperbole(?)]87.3458%[/hyperbole(?)] of the posts on this entire w*bsite are either me, FoKy or the Anti-FoKy Butthurt Spammer

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Nu holocaust VR game fuckers

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I'm starting to get REALLY fuckig tired of all the astral-chads here always talking about their lucid dreams and banging random dream whores we need to BAN all non-virgins including astral-non-virgins if i have to read one more fucking time about some draenai cunt unzipping an anons pants and sucking out his ecto-coom I'm gonna fucking snap whose wih me
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Why is this board not on the homepage, also, I got this error while trying to post a pic of my fit what do?
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The embed functshen seems awfully unoptimized, /gm/ takes ages to load on waterfox whereas on brave it loads fast af
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I want to play a vidya where I can be a qt elf archer mage. What lets me do that?
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wow this is weird
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Here's how Stadia's input lag compares to native PC gaming

>When it comes to latency, there is no contest between Stadia and playing on a local PC. The local PC beats Stadia every time. With a local connection, and especially with wired peripherals, you're shaving dozens, maybe hundreds of milliseconds off your input latency; it's a direct connection between your inputs and the game installed on your local machine depending on your connection, so it doesn't take long for your PC to react. Stadia, by contrast, uses a wireless controller connected to your wi-fi to detect your inputs, process them on its remote servers, and then feed the image back through your Chromecast.


tl;dr the Stadia has up to a third of a second of input lag, I haven't read numbers that bad since back in the day playing Counter-Strike on a 56k modem heh, who wants to pay hundreds of dollars for a Netflix like service that has hardware issues this bad and a library of less than 2 dozen games?
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I just wanted to be the greatest duelist of all time, but my dreams were shattered as I climbed the rankings only to discover that faggots will intentionally D/C in order to avoid a loss when they're getting owned. The game won't even punish you for this. In order to stay in the top ranks you have to be a cheater, and it isn't even fun anymore heh.
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Why are white male gamers so entitled?
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KEK fuckin 4cuck tranny janny got triggered by my redpills again

Bitch nigga doesn't know i can circumvent this in a couple seconds in case his ban request gets approved, i'm not using this current range anymoar anyways in a couple hours
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Wow wtf
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Disabled robutt on r9k wen
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I asked mlpol if I could hire one of their code ponies to help us out because our 4chon frens don't seem to be interested anymore heh
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tfw you check the front page everyday for dat fresh HDV music
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Did you watch it?
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More MODS needed

Delete the ass photos and ban the troll immediately

Every thread is full of homo assholes and butt slappers

If you don't deal with him that piece of human garbage will manage to kill this board just before he suicides himself
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Can't u ppl just post normally for five minutes for heavens' sake? Jeez heh
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Is the children's game known as pokemon redpilled?
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>First the fuckin trannycord-esque chat window/group chat overhaul with link censorship and now this

Holy fuckin shit h'wut is valve even doin at dis point
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ok this looks epic
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It's been four episodes in and this character literally has no point. The story could still move without her.
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Can you PLEASE make the front page like a geocities page?
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Chinks completely steamroll European team in the Finals of the most popular video game competion. Again.
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Whats the best programming languages to have as games on a website?

Javascript so the games just load in the browser? or have C++ games that are downloadable through the website?

What would work better through archive.org 50 years later?
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Angry German Kid

Tells his story
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How do you make buttons that you turned into hover gifs display in the middle of the page instead of in the left corner?
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So i started playin dis on my old phenom back in 2017 but it shit the bed during the training mission, recently picked it up from the backlog again and started blastin thru w/de trainer

It's MUCH worse than human revolution imo and that is saying something since HR itself was pretty bad already and stuff

The half czech half nigger thot was killing me too right from the get-go, can't wait for more SJW shit to be thrown at me in muh vidya heh
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Wow, I've lost all respect for the French after seeing this movie!
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Adrenaline Rush in Video Games

Does anyone here wonder about that?

In video games (and dreams) I often experience everything as if it was happening to me. Flying, falling from great heights, escaping and fighting for survival, all has an effect on me.

For example, when my character falls my body literally feels the same as if I'm falling from a diving platform into a swimmingpool. I can even get really high, my body hot, heart pumping, hands almost shaking, it's so weird.

I never find anything useful about that on the net.
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(used on my website and uploaded to deviantart too)
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Uh…what does this do heh
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New Irreverent ANA (All Nippon Airways) Boring Corporate Website Game, Fuggers!


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Wherever game professionals gather, we find team spirit and tireless dedication to product refinement.

In this feature, we cover four eras of Japanese games (1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s) and 100 topics
— including hardware and software evolution, arcade games, latest e-sports, and Japan’s longtime favorite traditional games.

We’re also exhibiting a “special collection” of events and anecdotes to enrich the history of Japanese games, so site visitors can better enjoy game culture.

Moreover, our “Interview” section features 11 Japanese game industry experts — who reveal the essential appeal of games beloved worldwide.
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How come none of you niggers are up early? Adopt a healthy sleep schedule, thanks!
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Anybody keeping up on the 8kun faggotry? It's a massive shitshow. Three months of prep time and on launch day nothing fucking works right.
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the 'correct way to watch Evangelion:
>death & rebirth
>last two episodes
>one hour photo starring robin williams
>End of Evangelion
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Anyone who makes someone believe things like murder, cancer, rape and pedos are actually real is pure evil.

Now i have passed the test, everyone was the jew all along, now tell me what the fuck is going on.
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If 4chonners were music genres


Gothic Metal, post-punk
Old school emo
>Liberal Feline
Synthwave remixes of anime songs
Neofolk lol who are we kidding, nu metal not just any nu metal - the retarded kind, like Fred Durst
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Is this a psypop?
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Your powers are useless against me, dwarf/IBT/whom'stever is posting the sissy cuck porn, post all the buxom ladies you like, for I am a monogamous coomer.
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/BUTTHURT/ general discussion
post all of your butthurt about other posters, user interfaces, network connectivity or any other asspain you have in this thread ITT.
anyone who wishes to try and disguise their rectal suffering as (((constructive criticism))) are also welcome to use this thread to try and be helpful, but just get laughed at instead.
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Why isn't there a modern neopets-like with pepes/apus? Could even integrate crypto. The possibilities are endless.
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chon approved
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Ban the troll !

Until this place is cleaned up anywhere else is preferable. If you want people to return then delete the disgusting photos and ban the troll immediately.

All the girls have already left! Every thread is homo assholes and butt slappers. That's what killed original 4chon if you'll remember. If you don't deal with that human garbage he will manage to kill the board before he eventually suicides himself.
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>How you want your alien moon fam
>Exactly like earth w/a cg moon slapped inna background will do
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>want to work on site (to what extent I can)
>want to sh*tpost on site more

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>fucking rolling quad encryption drm literally requiring the game to make its on server to super secure all data going in and out of your fucking ram.
>you actually needed decent upload speeds just to able to play the damn thing even in single player
>still gets cracked
how is this fucking drm company still in business heh
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>Have the autoplay on in the background
>not paying attention
>blah blah toxic masculinity this blah blah entitled males that
>switch tabs
>it's Jon McIntosh's new channel 'critiquing' Stranger Things


Surprised he has so many views since Anita Sarkeesian let him out of the cuckshed
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The long awaited Tumblr: the Animation pilot is here!

>t. turned it off almost immediately after the gay song and the allusion to gay prostitution l*terally seconds into the main story


Not sure what the heck I expected I guess heh
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Can the faggot who types paragraph after paragraph just fucking leave already
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>the virgin guitarist
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Why has no Type O Negative song been featured on the front page, HDV? What are you, gay?
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Mood: wanting to climb through the screen and slap bishes with dumbass names on their social media like 'small bpd goth gf' that think they're unique for posting She Past Away songs to gifs of black and white cartoons

thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Fresh nu Sperglin kino review, kinosseurs

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Not n/p/h spammer


I am seriously starting to r9kpost on /new/ if this thread isn't moved to r9k
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The birth of butthurtSpammerSpergy in glorious HD