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What do you consider a perfect album?

Pic Related: The Avalanches - Since I left You

edit: remaking thread here instead of /r9k/ as it seems more appropriate.
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Oh no no no no
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Intel, Lenovo spread foldable computer fever at CES

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Half-Life is Back?! Valve Announces Half-Life: Alyx, a "Flagship VR Title"



>No, you're not dreaming, Half Life is actually back! Valve have just announced Half Life: Alyx, a flagship Virtual Reality title which will be fully unveiled this Thursday.


Oh great, you play as the frickin' n*gger ffs heh
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"What are You Listening to Right Now?"

Old thread: >>75
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Gawd i will always stay true to w7/nanami-chan
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Collapse OS

Thoughts on this?


Basically is a post-Ragnarök operating system made to run on scavenged hardware, it could be useful to rebuild society after a major disaster like a nuclear war.
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What's a good anime I can watch on crunchyroll while I work out heh
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Upcoming nu gw2 world boss lookin swole af
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Yeah im thinking itll be fuckin kino af
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Holy fuck yes please

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Gamers psyche

Gaymers are copers and the cope only lasts so long through school before you start going crazy from your dick not getting pussy. And it doesn't get easier to get laid as you get older, by your mid twenties you need money or muscles and other things you don't need in your teens. But those are prime gaming years and you'll be young forever.
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Raid 2020 (NES)


Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) episode 176: Raid 2020. 11 years ago the Nerd said he might review Raid 2020 in the year 2020, and now that time has come. Raid 2020 is a cyberpunk action game developed and published by Color Dreams AKA Wisdom Tree for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). It was released in 1989. The object is to defeat all the drug dealers, defeat the drug lord Pit Bull, and eradicate drugs from the streets of America. As agent Shadow, the player faces a dystopian future world where moral collapse is inevitable. He is described as representing the last uncorrupted vestiges of law enforcement.
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Official 4chon® Game Reviews [Spoiler Warning]

River City Girls is an entry in the scrolling beat-'em-up genre in which you play as a pair of conservative European-American girls named Kyoko and Misako fighting their way through a 56%-infested Jewish hyper-capitalist favela to save their alt-right boyfriends Riki and Kunio who have been captured, brainwashed and sexually "tortured" by a pair of sex-starved communist jewish bio-slut whores named Hasebe and Mami. These mischling minxes want nothing more than for the dashing pair of aryan studs to breed their semi-semitic slits in an attempt to de-soy the leftypol bloodline and finalize ZOG's total control over each and every individual's public and private life through the implementation of "not real communism". Like the partial Jews they are Hasebe and Mami observe their machinations from the sidelines throughout the game, occasionally appearing only to mock our leading lady's efforts, while Kyoko and Misako struggle to unravel the mystery until the very end.

Kyoko and Misako must deftly maneuver past 12% of the population committing 50% of the violent crime while searching for clues as to where Riki and Kunio are being held, along the way they learn about the Hyperborean-Atlantean past of River City and how its foundations stand atop the ruins of an ancient aryan society and how it can be made GREAT AGAIN if only Hasebe and Mami are denied their sinister socialist ambitions and the Jewish accelerationists who've unfairly accrued capital through their infiltration of local government are removed from power.

It's not a perfect game: the keyboard controls cannot be changed afaik and, because one button on the controller performs both most attacks and miscellaneous actions there will be frustrating moments where different possibilities overlap and cause mistakes to be made. The writing is pretty hit or miss, occasionally venturing into cringe territory, as is the soundtrack. However, the gameplay is GOOD, redart!

Verdict: River City Girls is WHITE and REDPILLED


If you liked Double Dragon Neon, you'll also probably like-if not love-River City Girls!
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Uncut Gems (2019) begins with an unusual transition sequence, where we first see a badly injured Ethiopian miner and a mob of fellow Ethiopian miners (lip service is later paid to them being Ethiopian Jews) on the verge of revolting against what looks to be Chinese mine-owners (and/or “It’s all so tiresome”-styled Asian foremen). This distraction allows two rogue miners to chisel out the titular uncut gem (a rock containing multicolored opal gems), so that ultimately, and through a presumed smuggling network, an unscrupulous Jewish jeweler in NYC can sell it and other shiny things to black rappers and superstitious NBA stars with a surfeit of disposable income. As the two miners admire the rock, the camera slowly zooms into one of its luminous opals. We then ‘enter’ the inner world of the gem via gemological photomicrography, allowing us to see the sharp, colorful, and crystalline topology of minerals-inside-minerals. This inner world of the opal then seamlessly transitions into a colonoscopy camera view of the said jeweler’s bowels, with its own fleshy and odious topology.

Whether this unusual opening to a film is simply intended as a smidgen of scatological humor (a Jewish forte) or has some deeper symbolic meaning is open to interpretation, but what is certain is that Uncut Gems is very much a Jewish film, a critical reflection on modern Jewish identity and one of the most self-consciously Jewish films since the Coen Brothers’ A Serious Man (2009)

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New Resident Evil 3 trailer, fuckers!
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Dey dun maek em liek dis anymoar heh
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Just finished bingin thru dis here 90s kino

It was pretty watchable overall despite of the fact dose green screens didn't age well at all heh
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Was it kino?
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Watching GDQ I can't tell if a lot of these people are trannies, or just fat guys with long hair and a bad fashion sense. Upon inspecting their social media, they are apparently trying to be trannies most of the time. It's got to be just for the social capital, right? Nobody can be this retarded.
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I played it when I was 17 in 2007. I downloaded it again (WoW Classic) and played it yesterday just to remind myself what it was like. Kind of hard to imagine why I kept playing it… maybe I was easily amused, it is full of "fetch 6 pairs of grandma's undies from x location and bring them back to me", running simulator style quests. The combat seemed really one-dimensional.

What I remember really liking was the art style and the music. It was really escapist like that… really takes you to another world. And I liked getting on a griffin and then running to the toilet or to make a coffee or something while I was traveling.
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=W I N T E R       2 0 2 0      A N I M E      S E A S O N ==
what anime r u watching?
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Man i thought i lost all of muh xfire screenshots when they shut it down jus liek dat but i found some of 'em on an oldass IDE HDD de other dhey heh
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Smash dat liek butten if u b rememberin dis
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I have read just about everything Kurt Vonnegut ever published.
Same for Ernest Hemingway, Mark Train and Rudyard Kipling.
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Fresh nu RetroManCave fuckers
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God this show is comfy af fellers

What's also funny is that 99,9% of all construction workers shown therein are either white dudes or asians

Not a single wahmin or nigger/other shitskin to be seen kek
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I had no idea about any drama surrounding this game, but I pirated it recently, because I heard it was made by one of the devs of the original X-com games. The game started out fun, but it gets tedious quickly. The first thing that I noticed was starting to bother me was the music, it really sucks. Which is sad, because the new XCOM games have good tracks that make you feel like you're in an intense battle, or that danger is right around the corner. The enemies in this game are pretty lame. They're nowhere near as interesting and unique as XCOM's were, and I really don't like their design. They remind me of the uninspired monster things you might see in old NES games, where you look at them and think to yourself, "what the hell is that supposed to be?", as if the devs just threw some shit together because they had no idea what they wanted their enemies to look like. Not to mention that six hours in and I was still facing the same 2 enemies for the most part. Allegedly the monsters in this game are supposed to 'evolve' depending on your play style, but the only change I noticed was that they had more HP.

Mechanics: I think this is the only strong point of this game, they looked at the problems with new XCOM's battle system, and made some interesting tweaks. For starters rather than have a % to hit a target, you get a free aim where you can target different body parts. There's still a chance to hit or miss, but there's a lot more variables. If you are behind cover for example and are hit by a barrage of shots, only a few shots might get absorbed by the cover. In XCOM characters typically have 2 actions, a move action and an action where they are able to use an attack or item, and if you do attack before moving, you don't have the luxury of getting to move afterward. In Phoenix Point the number of turns you have is based on your AP, the farther you move the more AP it costs, and different weapons have a different AP cost to use, and all actions can be done in any order. For abilities, rather than XCOM's cool-down system, everything is dependent on WP(will power). If your WP ever hits 0 you panic, you get WP back for doing things such as killing enemies. This theoretically should make spamming abilities less abusable, but in practice it doesn't, which I will get to later.
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Shud i watch this dark meme shit that's being heavily astroshilled on /tv/ ever since it came out, even Sperglin recommends watching it now

Trailer looks passable visually but somehow i think the intended target audiences for this shit are redditor wahmminz and escapism-seeking trannies
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I started playan thru the shadowkeep quest in destiny 2 and ran into yet another fucking daily bounty timegate, this is the exact reason i took a break from the forsaken quest kek

What shitty game design seriously
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Will it be GOTY lads
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Favourite movie quotes

Mine: "Look, I am your father".
Damn hits me in the feels every time. Whats your favourite?
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>Ywn roam the forests of dark age europe together w/your crazed, narcicisst-raised/abused and PTSD-ridden bell beakeroid celtfu suffering from severe chronic hallucinatory psychosis

Why the fuck even go on with anything laddos
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With the show Billions adding Cory Chase and Lisa Ann to the show which other pornstars can transition into acting roles
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Final Death Stranding Trailer, Fuggers

>Living is no different than being dead if you're all alone

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Gonna watch de nu kino Godzilla reboot fellers

What am i in for

I thought the 2014 jap one sucked btw
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Wuz it kinoesque?
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Holy crap, even Y2K's vision of a dystopia is better than what we're actually getting.
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Wud IL2 tank crew be allowed in an anti early access tank crew expansion society
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Looks liek dafoekinoe is back onna menue boiz

Downloadin dis rn heh
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So I finally looked into the vr meme to see what LF found so fascinating with it. Not that I actually shelled out money for a vr set or anything lol i don't even have a mic Mixed feels. Kind of interesting, although I felt as though there'd be more people. Anybody else fall deeper into the meme that could offer further insight?
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"What Are You Listening To Right Now?"

This is a thread for fellas to tell other fellas-which may or may not include you-what they are listening to at this present moment.
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Any1 here watchen le memelorian heh
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Shud i pirate dis fammers
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Metal Gear Solid (2021)

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Just started playin de titanfall 2 campaign it's pretty kino but it also triggered my vs just now unfortunately
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Now that the dust has settled. Skyrim: based or cringe?
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Is this kino?
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The 'Cats' Reviews Are in, and They're Absolutely Brutal

Ever since the first trailer dropped for director Tom Hooper's upcoming film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, it seemed like moviegoers were in for a blockbuster trainwreck. The character designs were hideous and confusing, both James Corden and Taylor Swift starred as insufferable singing felines, and the whole thing just looked bleak. Now reviews have confirmed that it's absolutely dire. Not "dire" in the sense that it's just a bad movie, but according to some critics, the forthcoming feature is a "monstrosity" and a "Jellicle catastrophe." As SlashFilm's Hoai-Tran Bui puts it, "There is a thin line between idiocy and genius, and Cats pukes a hairball on it and rubs its ass all over it." What does that even mean? It sounds bad!

As of press time, Cats currently boasts a 17% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, the same score that The Fanatic, Fred Durst's bonkers stalker movie starring John Travolta also received. It also seems like the film is so out there that it may have totally warped critics' sense of reality. Just take a look at some of the most defeated, hilarious, and scathing lines from the first Cats reviews. They're truly something to behold.

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Inktober has been KIKED!
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I'm enjoying Soydew Valley tbh
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Just beat mount and blade viking conquest laddos. Amazing game with an engaging storyline. Was thinking of going back to brytenwalda reworked now that that's done and done.

Who else mountain blade here? What are your favorite mods? I've enjoyed prophecy of pendor, viking conquest, and brytenwalda the most over the decade or so I've been playing this stupid game.
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Volvo blocking hong kong protest gaym

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Total Recall

I love this film its such a mindfuck.

Anyway, Chonpill me on it. Was it all a dream?
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This is Marylin Manson nearing the end of the current year. Say something nice about him.
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you've heard of the tranny agenda, but have you heard what the queers are doing to the soil?
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How many games that this guy was involved in have you played and how did you like them?
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This guy used to like and favorite nobodytm's videos back in the day. I wonder if he was a chonner.
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Fresh capeshit update heh.
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"I am Jesus Christ" is a realistic simulator game inspired by stories from the New Testament of the Bible. Get into old times and follow the same path of Jesus Christ 2,000 years ago. Game is covering the period from Baptizing of Jesus Christ and to Resurrection. Have you ever wondered to be like Him - one of the most privileged and powerful people in the world?

Check if you can perform all famous miracles from the Bible like Jesus Christ. It is a simulation game and you can try to save the world as He did. Are you ready to fight with Satan in the desert, exorcising demons and curing sick people? Or calm the storm in the sea?

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Is that a FUCKING white male ? Wtf dice you bigots?!

Everyone knows only transracial disabledkin folk fought inna pacific theater back den heh
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Who Halo hero? heh
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This is my opinion on de nu bradu pittu kinoe which i just posted on /tv/

Pls liek n subscribe
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Nobody asked but I'm fine okay
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I was waiting for Watchmen to shit the bed because Lindelof is a shit writer and went for the #woke crowd, and here we are.

We all thought he was going to go for nuance like 'white people bad but they also want to stop Ozy out of principle because he committed genocide' or 'white supremacists are useful idiots being used by Keene because they want to stop Ozys plan because he committed genocide' or even 'there are no white supremacists and it's all a front to stop Ozys plan'. Instead we got 'white people are so evil they want to BECOME GOD like a Marvel movie villain'.
The one saving grace/coherent plot over these dumbass bullshit Shamalayan shat the bad/Lindelof tweeeests is the theme that the technology eventually got so good as to capture God and seal him in a vessel and surpass him, and even that was handled in a retarded manner because it was to stop those eeeevil white supremacists from BECOMING GOD.

I don't care what side of the political spectrum you're on, if you like this shit you're a brainlet, myself included. I am so mad rn
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New Steam Autumn Sale, Fuckers

What tribute are you offering to Gaben and what bounty is he bestowing you with in return, if anything?

>pretty much just buying sh*t to buy sh*t at this point tbqph
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I was waiting for Watchmen to shit the bed because Lindelof is a shit writer and went for the #woke crowd, and here we are.

We all thought he was going to go for nuance like 'white people bad but they also want to stop Ozy out of principle because he committed genocide' or 'white supremacists are useful idiots being used by Keene because they want to stop Ozys plan because he committed genocide' or even 'there are no white supremacists and it's all a front to stop Ozys plan'. Instead we got 'white people are so evil they want to BECOME GOD like a Marvel movie villain'.
The one saving grace/coherent plot over these dumbass bullshit Shamalayan shat the bad/Lindelof tweeeests is the theme that the technology eventually got so good as to capture God and seal him in a vessel and surpass him, and even that was handled in a retarded manner because it was to stop those eeeevil white supremacists from BECOMING GOD.

I don't care what side of the political spectrum you're on, if you like this shit you're a brainlet, myself included. I am so mad rn
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Nu holocaust VR game fuckers

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I want to play a vidya where I can be a qt elf archer mage. What lets me do that?
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wow this is weird
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Here's how Stadia's input lag compares to native PC gaming

>When it comes to latency, there is no contest between Stadia and playing on a local PC. The local PC beats Stadia every time. With a local connection, and especially with wired peripherals, you're shaving dozens, maybe hundreds of milliseconds off your input latency; it's a direct connection between your inputs and the game installed on your local machine depending on your connection, so it doesn't take long for your PC to react. Stadia, by contrast, uses a wireless controller connected to your wi-fi to detect your inputs, process them on its remote servers, and then feed the image back through your Chromecast.


tl;dr the Stadia has up to a third of a second of input lag, I haven't read numbers that bad since back in the day playing Counter-Strike on a 56k modem heh, who wants to pay hundreds of dollars for a Netflix like service that has hardware issues this bad and a library of less than 2 dozen games?
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I just wanted to be the greatest duelist of all time, but my dreams were shattered as I climbed the rankings only to discover that faggots will intentionally D/C in order to avoid a loss when they're getting owned. The game won't even punish you for this. In order to stay in the top ranks you have to be a cheater, and it isn't even fun anymore heh.
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Why are white male gamers so entitled?
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Wow wtf
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Did you watch it?
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Is the children's game known as pokemon redpilled?
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>First the fuckin trannycord-esque chat window/group chat overhaul with link censorship and now this

Holy fuckin shit h'wut is valve even doin at dis point
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ok this looks epic
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It's been four episodes in and this character literally has no point. The story could still move without her.
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Chinks completely steamroll European team in the Finals of the most popular video game competion. Again.
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Angry German Kid

Tells his story
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So i started playin dis on my old phenom back in 2017 but it shit the bed during the training mission, recently picked it up from the backlog again and started blastin thru w/de trainer

It's MUCH worse than human revolution imo and that is saying something since HR itself was pretty bad already and stuff

The half czech half nigger thot was killing me too right from the get-go, can't wait for more SJW shit to be thrown at me in muh vidya heh
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Wow, I've lost all respect for the French after seeing this movie!
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Adrenaline Rush in Video Games

Does anyone here wonder about that?

In video games (and dreams) I often experience everything as if it was happening to me. Flying, falling from great heights, escaping and fighting for survival, all has an effect on me.

For example, when my character falls my body literally feels the same as if I'm falling from a diving platform into a swimmingpool. I can even get really high, my body hot, heart pumping, hands almost shaking, it's so weird.

I never find anything useful about that on the net.
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New Irreverent ANA (All Nippon Airways) Boring Corporate Website Game, Fuggers!


Revealing Japan’s game culture and innovative history

“Game Chronicle” focuses on the complex world of Japanese games — which draws fans into a whirlwind of excitement and innovation.
Video games are the combined product of creators' imagination and developers’ passion.

Wherever game professionals gather, we find team spirit and tireless dedication to product refinement.

In this feature, we cover four eras of Japanese games (1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s) and 100 topics
— including hardware and software evolution, arcade games, latest e-sports, and Japan’s longtime favorite traditional games.

We’re also exhibiting a “special collection” of events and anecdotes to enrich the history of Japanese games, so site visitors can better enjoy game culture.

Moreover, our “Interview” section features 11 Japanese game industry experts — who reveal the essential appeal of games beloved worldwide.
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the 'correct way to watch Evangelion:
>death & rebirth
>last two episodes
>one hour photo starring robin williams
>End of Evangelion
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Is this a psypop?
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Why isn't there a modern neopets-like with pepes/apus? Could even integrate crypto. The possibilities are endless.
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chon approved
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>How you want your alien moon fam
>Exactly like earth w/a cg moon slapped inna background will do
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>fucking rolling quad encryption drm literally requiring the game to make its on server to super secure all data going in and out of your fucking ram.
>you actually needed decent upload speeds just to able to play the damn thing even in single player
>still gets cracked
how is this fucking drm company still in business heh
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>Have the autoplay on in the background
>not paying attention
>blah blah toxic masculinity this blah blah entitled males that
>switch tabs
>it's Jon McIntosh's new channel 'critiquing' Stranger Things


Surprised he has so many views since Anita Sarkeesian let him out of the cuckshed
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The long awaited Tumblr: the Animation pilot is here!

>t. turned it off almost immediately after the gay song and the allusion to gay prostitution l*terally seconds into the main story


Not sure what the heck I expected I guess heh
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>the virgin guitarist
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Mood: wanting to climb through the screen and slap bishes with dumbass names on their social media like 'small bpd goth gf' that think they're unique for posting She Past Away songs to gifs of black and white cartoons

thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Fresh nu Sperglin kino review, kinosseurs