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 No.1170[Last 50 Posts]

Half-Life is Back?! Valve Announces Half-Life: Alyx, a "Flagship VR Title"

Ahem

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>No, you're not dreaming, Half Life is actually back! Valve have just announced Half Life: Alyx, a flagship Virtual Reality title which will be fully unveiled this Thursday.


>Alyx


Oh great, you play as the frickin' n*gger ffs heh
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 No.1171

File: 1574124944902.png (137.72 KB, 1264x870, halflife.png)

Have a (you).

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 No.1172

sad!

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 No.1190

File: 1574463578090.jpg (103.1 KB, 479x551, 5dcebf3420302724c7145699.jpg)

Alyx is blasian akshually OP heh

Some people on /v/ in the sticky argued that valve wants to sissify gamers and transwash dem by playing as a female but apparently u cant see her bobs when u look down inna VR headset

Also they did a VR-related presentation inna trade skool on the exact same day the announcement + trailer dropped, i could've gotten a chance to try out a vive and oculus quest but didn't feel like queuing up, also VR isn't fully working for me anyways due to my weaker left eye

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 No.1191

File: 1574463632830.jpg (125.11 KB, 484x578, 05dbde3d2f5303bc8eb8b6f365….jpg)

heh mfw combineoverwiki is down now but they already made an article on this too

I really do wonder how Laidlaw feels bout dis shitty cashin prequel now that he dropped the ep3 script months ago

Valve is basically raping the corpse of a franchise they themselves neglected and ultimately murdered

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 No.1192

File: 1574463727528.jpg (34.84 KB, 392x331, 1556170893834.jpg)

This antVR shit looks pretty good though, for around 100 bucks they claim that you get full compatibility with all the major VR shit like oculus apps or steamVR apps and shit

Maybe i'll give it a go and resell it at some point afterwards

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 No.1193

File: 1574463810340.jpg (174.94 KB, 730x1094, mega_giantess___anna_and_e….jpg)

>>1190
>>1191
LOL Half Life VR: Alyx hurt! tldr!

*slap smack!*

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 No.1194

>>1193
4 digit time palindrome GET heh!

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 No.1196

>>1190
>blasian
Gross. That's like mixing milk with cola.

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 No.1197

>>1194
>>1194
time dubs GET heh!

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 No.1198

File: 1574463897862.gif (144.63 KB, 272x267, 1447106248673.gif)

>>1197
time palindrome GET heh!!!

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 No.1199

GET heh!

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 No.1200

AGAIN heh!

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 No.1205

File: 1574464289275.jpg (1.43 MB, 2568x2384, transdimensional bolshevis….jpg)

Kek the hl2 entry on trannytropes is refering to the combine as "nazis" when they're clearly bolshevist inspired

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 No.1206

File: 1574465023875.jpg (66.52 KB, 380x356, 25344axm.jpg)

>>1205
LOL bolshevisthurt!

*court ordered smack slap!*

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 No.1207

File: 1574465042561.png (46.17 KB, 635x377, nuValve at work.PNG)

kek look at this shit

They literally let random shitskin interns write and proofread the product information pages for their flagship franchise

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 No.1208

>>1206
time palindrome GET heh!

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 No.1209

File: 1574465123840.jpeg (14.85 KB, 400x225, LOL-nighurt.jpeg)

>>1207
LOL shitskinhurt!

*ur a nigger, harry! slap!!*

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 No.1210

File: 1574465280569.png (224.62 KB, 1216x453, b8 fo de b8 gawd.PNG)

heh

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 No.1215

File: 1574465614604.jpeg (42.69 KB, 1000x750, chubby_cucky.jpeg)

>>1210
ur fat!

LOL!

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 No.1216

>>1215
off by one time quads GET heh!

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 No.1217

File: 1574465708612.png (393.72 KB, 944x760, geil.png)

Imagine das schmell

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 No.1218

>>1216
time GET heh!

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 No.1219

File: 1574465794754.jpeg (42.69 KB, 1000x750, chubby_cucky.jpeg)

>>1217
imagine the sting, heh

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 No.1220

File: 1574465819428.jpg (61.04 KB, 1920x734, gayben.jpg)

cheeky rich fat slob heh

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 No.1221

File: 1574465967796.png (1.55 MB, 1737x587, 1503768922696.png)


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 No.1223

Lawdy heh

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 No.1224

File: 1574517568572.png (439.92 KB, 789x747, epik.PNG)

Mkay dis b epik

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 No.1226

Dat rly funni

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 No.1227

File: 1574522205611.jpeg (42.69 KB, 1000x750, chubby_cucky.jpeg)

>>1226
>>1226
>>1224
>>1223
>>1220
LOL fatslobhurt! don't look inna the mirror! LOL!

*slapy pappy jiggly wiggley!*

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 No.1230

Valve was never good.
HL was never good.
The orange box was the fortnite of the 2000s.

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 No.1234

File: 1574540809912.jpg (305.82 KB, 1078x1079, 1574485561752.jpg)

>.theverge.com/2019/11/22/20976234/valve-half-life-alyx-steamvr-index-headset-gaming-storefront-platform

Same length as hl2 oh boi heh

>>1230
Fucc u talm bout

Your argument might be kind of coherent if TOB included tf2 (which was partially responsible for kicking off the whole microtransactions cancer and "taunt/dabbing culture" in arcade fps games) but it didn't, all three games included in TOB were purely single player experiences

I'm still not sure whether ur post is b8 or not

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 No.1235

File: 1574541608196.jpg (38.04 KB, 339x400, 526PX-_1.jpg)

>dailystormer.name/so-about-this-new-1000-half-life-game/

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 No.1237

>>1234
The orange box did include tf2 though.

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 No.1238

>>1234
>cute femme wojack ruined thanks to tiny dup hands
WHY

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 No.1239

>>1238
>retarded crusty emo hair
>fas goblin face

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 No.1240

>>1237
Eh i somehow confused it with another product

It's still a pretty big stretch to compare fortnite/zoomer culture with games released during the smartphone-less mid-2000s

goybook wasn't even a thing when TOB came out and the internet was normie-free for the most part

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 No.1241

File: 1574546768520.jpg (21.84 KB, 219x225, ultimate nornfu.jpg)

Y isnt the fuckin embed workan on dis smdh

>.youtube.com/watch?v=-9K0eJEmMEw&

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 No.1242

File: 1574547966397.jpg (17.98 KB, 185x240, gw2-entanglement-hairstyle….jpg)

>/files.catbox.moe/6jmqmx.mp4

heh

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 No.1243

File: 1574548118165.jpg (223.85 KB, 1079x1272, 1574487170717.jpg)

>Virtual reality induces dissociation and lowers sense of presence in objective reality.


Okay dis is based heh

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20712501

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 No.1244

File: 1574548618804.jpg (49.99 KB, 652x384, asgard's wrath.jpg)

germanic VR heh

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 No.1245

File: 1574550029742.jpg (44.73 KB, 650x377, Zqozq86mBTSB3BGFwiXC5W-650….jpg)

>.pcgamer.com/half-life-alyx-release-date-trailer-everything-we-know/

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 No.1246

me heh

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 No.1247

>>1245
dude looks like a fag

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 No.1248

>>1243
Funny, partaking in reality and dealing with other people induces my dissociation and lowers my sense of presence in objective reality. Explain that one, science nerds.

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 No.1249

File: 1574552249338.jpg (1.76 MB, 2600x5201, YD0QEZR.jpg)

Gawd im lovin de hecc outta dat dere combine ship design heh

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 No.1251

File: 1574553593866.gif (538.88 KB, 320x248, sailormoon-hurt.gif)

>>1249
LOL shiphurt!

*sailor slap slap!*

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 No.1255

>>1240
>It's still a pretty big stretch to compare fortnite/zoomer culture with games released during the smartphone-less mid-2000s
Nope this shit was everywhere. It was more omnipresent than YTP memes. You'd see some faggot shilling valve's games on every forum you'd go to, including /v/, in fact it can still be seen to this day with things like summer sale threads, as if a centralized KIKE PC game market is a good thing, and they were just as cancerous too. They would never shut up about their gay memes THE CAKE IS A LIE! SANDVICH! XDDDDDD

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 No.1256

>>1255
this tbh. although it had a certain innocence to it that zoomers don't have.

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 No.1323

File: 1575079183013.jpg (48.68 KB, 264x1280, 1574816976229.jpg)

>>1255
Yeah well i started lurking /b/ some time in 2007 (my steam account i made 2006 so i basically grew up wit dat like many others) so i actually remember the old memes

They had a comfy innocence to them and the constant repitition only reinforced dat imo but dats just me

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 No.1327

We interabled VR soon heh

>combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Unidentified_deaf_character

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 No.1328

>>1323
Those retarded faces were popular during the first memetic dark age (like the 2nd one we're in now)

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 No.1329

File: 1575091676951.jpg (63.92 KB, 1200x750, 3.jpg)

>Civil Protection are promised "non-mechanical reproductive simulation"[1] as a reward for achievements in their service (…) Furthermore, many references of Citizen and Rebels expressing their desires to "mate" can be heard. For example, in Episode One, Resistance fighters may mock how, since the suppression field is down, they have permission from Kleiner to mate, remarking "Not that [they] needed permission anyways."

Based wiki autist heh

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 No.1330

>>1328
>>1328
Sounds like someone's in dire need of some non-mechanical stimulation heh

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 No.1331

>>1329
>tfw Alyx looks like this "trans man" (i.e. woman calling herself a boy for some retarded reason) I know

Why did I ever bother going outside to begin with is what I want to know.

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 No.1332

File: 1575092086298.jpg (335.28 KB, 900x1125, Alyx_assfuck.jpg)


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 No.1333

File: 1575093285973.jpeg (41.93 KB, 540x660, lol_buddhahurt.jpeg)

>>1332
>>1332
slappy, heh

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 No.1334

>>1333
GET heh and off by one 4 digit palindrome GET heh!

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 No.1340

>>1332
G-d I want to make octaroons with that mulatto minx

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 No.1342

>>1340
*quadroons

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 No.1346

File: 1575128397461.gif (995.67 KB, 500x348, 1084971 - Alyx_Vance Combi….gif)

>/docuwiki.net/index.php?title=The_Many_Worlds_of_Quantum_Mechanics

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 No.1347

File: 1575128598440.png (694.55 KB, 1024x675, RG7jhEgzqCg_093NJNkytfXafA….png)

heh
>reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1jnlsp/til_alyx_has_purple_underwear_on_in_halflife_2/

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 No.1348

File: 1575128642975.gif (1.02 MB, 569x320, 1039767 - Alyx_Vance Half-….gif)


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 No.1349

File: 1575128721830.jpg (90.47 KB, 968x646, 1503776148363.jpg)

>>1342
>>1340
Look up jamil mullen it's the mocap artist cunt her face is based on heh

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 No.1350

File: 1575131636191.jpg (79.68 KB, 1024x576, 3dv6ctqmbo041.jpg)

>>1349
the seed is strong

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 No.1352

File: 1575143383398.png (287.61 KB, 619x344, taste of waddah.PNG)

Yfw the combine's soywater literally sissifies u and turns u into a LITERAL npc heh

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 No.1353

File: 1575143735218.png (137.72 KB, 1264x870, 1503633494953.png)

>Carbon stars with ancient satellites colonized by sentient fungi. Gas giants inhabited by vast meteorological intelligences. Worlds stretched thin across the membranes where [the] dimensions intersect… Impossible to describe with our limited vocabulary!
>youtube.com/watch?v=DRqLquSKVhU

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 No.1355

File: 1575145488037.jpg (283.93 KB, 1920x1200, safasfasf.jpg)

>Yfw the story will most likely explore how the resistance learned of the combine being brainlets when it cums to intradimensional/"local" teleportashun
>Yfw it will likely set up episode 3's plot too

RLY ought to fix mah stereopsis till spring of 2k20 heh

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 No.1357

File: 1575146254637.png (302.8 KB, 413x688, 3387333 - Alyx_Vance Half-….png)

Imagine if there was a wahmin so thicc her gravitational footprint teared a hole thru spacetime itself and opened up a wormhole quantum portal heh

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 No.1358

File: 1575147188276.gif (1.35 MB, 681x462, 3206206 - Alyx_Vance Half-….gif)

Man it wud b funny if they included kleiner's cat incident aswell inna story heh

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 No.1360

File: 1575148136356.jpg (64.85 KB, 770x504, blasian creatura mutt cunt….jpg)


heh
>//rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3320778#search=alyx_vance

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 No.1361

File: 1575148929760.png (88.95 KB, 500x500, 1421417284537.png)

>Half-Life 2 takes place nearly two decades after the Black Mesa incident.[2]
>Basically in 2020
>HL:A cums out in 2020

It's like pottery, bravo volvo

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 No.1362

This is pretty much the only AAA full game for VR that is available. This is not a rushed job conversion. This is not a tech demo. This is not a joke or parody simulator.
Pretty much a majority of people with a Headset will pick this up, regardless of the type of headset they have.
And like everyone else mentioned, the game isn't even out yet and Valve is already sold out of their own VR equipment.
Valve has put in work, time and effort into improving and uniting the VR ecosystem and its variety of headset peripherals under Steam.
They have literally created their own blue ocean where they're the only ship riding the wave. If you think Alyx's success can only be measured by the units the game itself sold, you haven't been paying attention.

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 No.1364

File: 1575155027233.png (17.09 KB, 128x117, 1575151486601.png)

>old.reddit.com/r/WindowsMR/comments/7y0mhf/i_still_have_windows_7_and_i_just_want_to_use/

Holy fuckin shit looks like i'll have to get a non-WMR headset after all

Also my GPU is an RX570 rather den de recced 580, wonder if i can get away with just upgrading de ram heh

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 No.1365

File: 1575155204131.jpg (20.96 KB, 291x353, 10232440_600x400.jpg)

>roadtovr.com/half-life-alyx-trailer-views-mainstream-gaming-spotlight/

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 No.1372

Le phucc xD

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 No.1374

The biggest oversight with Alyx Vance is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking of plowing that tight wooden ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood in minecraft just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent.

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 No.1377

File: 1575218061888.jpg (112.19 KB, 738x1024, anna-beautiful-braid-carto….jpg)

Dey gon release moar details later this month apparently heh

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 No.1380

So this is the legacy… of tf 2….

>kohlchan.net/.media/e31f190ff6ace2a1232445f784ebb25c-videomp4.mp4

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 No.1383

>>1380
I…is he okay? heh

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 No.1384

File: 1575252583815.jpeg (42.69 KB, 1000x750, chubby_cucky.jpeg)

>>1380
so this is……your hurt butt…..

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 No.1389

>4 white guys

Uhm, where's the diversity?

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 No.1431

>>1389
It's okay these campo santo faggots are all liberal soyboys heh

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 No.1436

File: 1575677318919.jpg (240.95 KB, 890x854, 1575406824458.jpg)

>reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/e76iwo/black_mesa_is_finally_complete_join_the_beta_to/

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 No.1446

>Ywn discuss hl lore w/dis here narrator qt

It hurts to live heh

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 No.1450

>>1436
I played HL1 twice from start to finish since 2003, and I played all of HL2 and Black Mesa. I was so confused that it just stopped at Xen. I shrugged and thought that eventually they'd get to hit. Can't be much, right? Can't take more than 3 years max, right??? Well, fuck you. I literally don't even care anymore.

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 No.1454

>>1450
Yeah I bought Black M*sa I think two years ago and never played it anticipating Xen's completion which never came, until now heh

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File: 1576278137852.jpg (69.2 KB, 1024x574, 1576250807189.jpg)


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 No.1504

>>1503
It sounds like they only had teleport gameplay ready (which is probably the gayest method of playing a game possible heh) so they canned it. They're probably going to delay it too I'll bet h-…hehhhhh

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 No.1505

File: 1576280923306.jpg (428.25 KB, 1034x732, nordcuck.jpg)

>>1503
>>1503
>>1503
LOL nordcuckhurt! lived in stick huts hurt!

*semen suck suck!*

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 No.1506

>>1505
palindrome GET heh!

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 No.1509

File: 1576291388915.jpg (282.62 KB, 1667x1072, 1575991715641.jpg)

>>1504
VR is pretty shit without genuine neural links like inna movies heh

I mean basically when it cums down 2 it ur literally just strappan a tinyass monitor with some lenses to ur face w/sum infrared sensors thrown in n sheit

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 No.1510

File: 1576292639402.gif (1.77 MB, 800x600, anime hurt 2.gif)

>>1509
>>1509
LOL vrhurt! also no responsehurt, absolutely BTFO, LOL!

*virtual slap smack!*

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 No.1520

>>1505
WTF I love Odin now! Hail Sweden!

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 No.1521

File: 1576323006030.jpg (153.83 KB, 636x358, skeptical anime girl.jpg)

>>1505
>moishe platinumberg's history of scandinavian homosexuality

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 No.1609

File: 1576952767118.jpg (1.64 MB, 1920x1080, 55.jpg)

I was too lazy to pirate de nu blacked mesa rls so i just bought the whole thang since it wuz on sale heh

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 No.1610

File: 1576955453098.jpeg (42.69 KB, 1000x750, chubby_cucky.jpeg)

>>1609
>>1609
LOL lazybutthurt! maybe if u were less lazy you wouldn't be FAT, LOL!

*slap slap, jiggle jiggle!*

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 No.1611

GET heh!

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 No.1613

>>1609
That's kind of how it is for me these days. I'd rather buy a game than spend the time trying to find a working pirated version and have to worry about (yet another) sh*tcoin miner being installed on my already punished pc heh

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 No.1614

File: 1576964188350.jpg (101.75 KB, 1024x1004, 1576912051386.jpg)

>>1613
Great minds think and consume alike heh

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 No.1621

>>1191
>Laidlaw
are people complaining that you play as alyx? it's been a while since i read the script, but i think he mentions in it how gordon's job is complete and that g-man's higher-ups are interested in alyx. i think the point of this prequel could be to test the waters for future games in the series.

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 No.1625

File: 1577036957259.png (40.28 KB, 1364x721, emo advisor.png)

Imagine alyx forcing you to smell her feetsopucci heh

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 No.1626

>>1625
No thanks, I'm not a perverted lunatic.

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 No.1632

File: 1577145833504.png (72.72 KB, 858x858, 1577124435107.png)

fuarkin hell apparently i have to download another 9gb of xen chapters from le public beta

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 No.1637

File: 1577194575490.jpg (24.25 KB, 401x487, 1577114247863.jpg)

Mfw i already played thru an earlier version of BM years ago when xen wasn't released yet and went straight for unlocking the xen chapter now because my save from yesterday wuz corrupted due to the public beta and the game whined about it being "outdated" and that i had to restart the whole game once moar so i was liek fuk dat

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 No.1638

File: 1577201146049.gif (46.47 KB, 864x864, 1575494737097.gif)

Just arrived at the vort factory, shit is p kino so far despite the sometimes sub-par map design

I wanted to binge thru the whole of xen in one sitting but the narc cunt has been literally going insane again outside my room for the past 2 hours or so so i'll just wait til things get better and i have my calm again

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 No.1641

File: 1577208449935.png (350.63 KB, 750x496, that fucking gnome thing a….png)

heh based gabejima

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 No.1645

File: 1577219000866.jpg (28.19 KB, 375x385, 1564526935111.jpg)

Yfw hl:a will feature a wokeass progressive transinterdemifluidracial couple instead heh

>//combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Consoling_Couple

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 No.1647

I laff at comments heh

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 No.1650

File: 1577238520121.png (57.67 KB, 600x570, 1514511773803.png)

Just finishit dat dere xen chapter in black mesa

A lot of this stuff from the original hl doesn't really translate all that well into a modern engine imo

I mean what good is it to reuse the original textures and everything from the first game when you're just going to add random non-canon shit which may vaguely fit stylistically but not lore-wise (like that leitmotif chorus bitch background soundtrack they added in thruout which was quite irritating at times, i don't remember this from the original free BMS mod either)

There were still basically too many bugs and scripting errors for a "polished non-beta" release, this along with some noticeable pacing issues were my main gripes i had with this too, right toward the end when they kept spamming mindcontrollers and i was stuck/kept dying at that one part w/just 15 hp left i had to resort to noclip/god mode after all heh

Also the level design was quite frustrating at times too with an overreliance on guesswork with shitty hidden levers and whatnot, i had to look up a walkthru at one or two places even. My favrit part by far was prolly the whole vort waterworks puzzle sequence, shit was p comfy

That nihinibba boss fight just now was pretty gud aswell, they really should have deepfaked shapiro's voice afterwards though for the closing dialogue since the guy they ended up using for it delivered his lines in a cringeass manner imo

All in all i'd rate it a 6/10, i paid about 10 bucks too much for it even tho it was on sale but what can ya do, that's what you get for not piratan SP content i guess heh

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 No.1652

File: 1577239998997.jpg (68.85 KB, 639x951, 7f7813cdddcb398bb059b4af6e….jpg)

Fresh nu HL:A footage with full locomotion(tm)

>is2.4chan.org/v/1577218862277.webm

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 No.1656

File: 1577255961497.jpg (341.37 KB, 750x745, 1577235847853.jpg)

:bigthonk:

>combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Recurring_themes#Themes

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 No.1657


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 No.1658

File: 1577257648190.png (69.29 KB, 683x807, npc's arguing.png)

>.youtube.com/watch?v=UP6B2SVQ-qk

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 No.1665

File: 1577302730168.png (539.17 KB, 914x690, gayben's laundry shop.png)

>Volvo does their staff's laundry

Kek truly a hikki NEET dev heaven

Wonder if they feed 'em tendies in the cafeteria too heh

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 No.1670

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>>1652

This gayass teleportation shit bums me out a lill

You'd think volvo would've made solving this long-standing VR locomoshen conundrum a priority from the get-go but apparently nawt

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 No.1671

>>1656
If you think about atoms vibrating that's a recurring theme too

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 No.1672

>>1671
ok dwarf

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 No.1673

>>1672
I prefer the term 'little person'

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 No.1698

File: 1577397721215.jpg (25.21 KB, 498x480, 1521089400055.jpg)


>roadtovr.com/hands-on-half-life-alyx-rift-vive-quest-index-windows-pimax/

>roadtovr.com/oculus-quest-sells-major-retailers-availability-slips-late-february/

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 No.1702

Based jewgle kikes recommending me comfy lore autism again

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 No.1706

God this was kino as fuck

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 No.1707

Mfw blu shift and opposing force kinda just sat in my library since i bought dem

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 No.1708

>>1707
I haven't played opposing force yet but blue force is really good.

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 No.1709

>>1707
>>1708
I enjoyed both. I think Opposing Force was a bit better than Blue Shift but I think they're well worth playing. Blue Shift's biggest fault is that it's very short iirc.

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 No.1797

File: 1577842366494.png (363.05 KB, 744x851, 1577750754916.png)

heh
>://twitter.com/i/web/status/1211864527316357121

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 No.1801

File: 1577845855456.jpg (326.34 KB, 960x1299, 1577830051636.jpg)

>>1797
We likely gonna see some live gameplay soon fellers strap ure selves in

>reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/ei3zoq/first_new_voice_audio_of_gman_in_12_years_mike/

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 No.1806

File: 1577854812393.png (132.06 KB, 625x605, 2fa634xlzt741.png)

heh

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 No.1812

File: 1577938538270.png (241.49 KB, 670x836, 1577736800003.png)

I will bump

>youtube.com/watch?v=B-jjWvJeb60

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 No.1814

File: 1577938634361.jpg (94.94 KB, 527x1007, camposanto dev at twatter.jpg)

So this is the power of Nu!Valve devs…

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 No.1822

Mfw volvo really cannot count 2 three xD

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 No.1850

File: 1578172740410.jpg (41.81 KB, 720x890, 1517230308963.jpg)

Goddamn portal in-universe lore is so hella goofy

>combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Aperture_Science#Post-Cave_Johnson_era


It really is the retarded comic relief-type brother of half-life

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 No.1851

>>1850
Cave Johnson is based and redpilled heh

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 No.1852

File: 1578174693587.jpg (63.53 KB, 775x599, 775px-Chell_ear_pierced.jpg)

Die Kreatur…

>combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Chell#Appearance

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 No.1853

KEK what le phucc xD

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 No.1932

This spic needs to add some proper subs to his videos his pronounciation sucks ass

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 No.1933

>When u find out how the hot overwatch AI bish is voiced by an oldass boomeress IRL

smh heh

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 No.1934

>>1933
Was she one 12 years ago tho

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 No.1943

Dis look kino heh

>>1934
Eh the overwiki lists her birth as N/A but back in 2004 she musta been a middle-aged womyn aswell, the voice editing in post-production just masked dat dere fact i think

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 No.1949

File: 1578568505370.png (581.77 KB, 908x610, aryan woman.png)

brehs

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 No.1971

That looks kino af

I tried out HL2 in smartphone VR with my other HMD but it's only 3 degrees of freedom (i used the guide from road2vr where you jerry-rig an android air mouse onto your HMD lol) and was pretty lackluster

With a proper VR setup it's prolly much moar fun

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 No.1976

>>1949
want to rape

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 No.2000

Jesus apparently the ZOG navy backed the development of this thing

Almost 8k bucks for one unit lel

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 No.2001

Absolute mad feller

Someone shud make a VR mod for black mesa too

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 No.2018

File: 1578897578172.png (529.25 KB, 660x672, privilege check capital 17.PNG)

Inseparable from whiteness is its dark twin, superstition.

whiteness is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. whiteness has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight.

whiteness would inflict a fatal injury on our species.

whiteness creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them.

whiteness tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity.

whiteness slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress.

whiteness, therefore, must be expunged.

It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of white urges: the urge to reproduce.

We should thank ((Our Benefactors)) for giving us respite from this overpowering force.

They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke.

They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion.

They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward progress.

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 No.2019

>>2018
>tfw I didn't even recognize the Breen monologue at first because it's literally some sh*t these nibbas out here would finna be sayin'

heh

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 No.2020

File: 1578900324627.jpg (135.1 KB, 1440x900, wallpaper-430887.jpg)

>>2019
Dat b scary innit heh

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 No.2021

Lol at that goofy-lookin mulatto NPC

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 No.2022

File: 1578903415074.jpg (11.49 KB, 236x236, 6fb1979445d0d33733c6089742….jpg)

9 New Leaked Half-Life: Alyx Screenshots

>boards.4channel.org/v/thread/492378920

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 No.2023

File: 1578903524969.jpg (80.18 KB, 500x626, c9b0d958c27e94eedcaa5aafb2….jpg)

LOL there's nothing at all about this high profile leak on reddit or anywhere else

This is bizarre

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 No.2024

File: 1578903602136.png (611.85 KB, 603x608, when u nut but lamarr stil….PNG)


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 No.2029

I heh at dis

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 No.2030

File: 1578919678403.jpg (81.4 KB, 612x612, yUBKtY5odk7PZh_7_9_RoICANp….jpg)

>>2019
>>2018
>/combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Transhuman

(((Our benefactors))) truly are progressive heh

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 No.2031

>>1249
Dis chunky boi here reminds me of dat dere combine ship aesthetically speaking, hopefully HL:A will feature moar synths besides the nu xen tentacle raep mobs

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 No.2032

Le fuck did dose volvo nibbas smoke during hl2 developmint xD

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 No.2033

I didn't know i needed this in my life but i do heh


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 No.2094

File: 1579180583098.png (31.98 KB, 222x160, 1521465628954.png)

Glad i'm not the only one who found dat dere wet floor-type combine warning sign a little weird/out of place heh

>boards.4channel.org/v/thread/492453891/some-new-halflife-alyx-screenshots-leaked


It takes away some of the lovecraftian/cosmic horror-type mystery surrounding the combine as a whole

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 No.2097

File: 1579195692716.jpg (265.18 KB, 900x1200, 1579132248538.jpg)


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 No.2123

File: 1579278053358.jpg (223.79 KB, 701x1200, 1579096735638.jpg)

We got too cocky bros

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 No.2127

>>2123
What were they thinking smdh

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 No.2129


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 No.2130

File: 1579316274549.jpg (24.71 KB, 349x445, u1jhyqqfflrwyyyttgkh.jpg)

>>2129
Yeah i saw/posted that days ago dude see above

Also don't give that fucker any moar cliccs kek

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 No.2149

File: 1579411687205.png (555.7 KB, 500x800, 1396360401547.png)

>oneangrygamer.net/2020/01/boneworks-is-the-kind-of-vr-game-that-half-life-alex-should-have-been/100642/

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 No.2159

Phucc i want a nu trailer already hurry up valve it's less den 2 months till de supposed rls

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 No.2165

File: 1579449014185.jpg (41.98 KB, 245x300, anna wet.jpg)

>forums.mmorpg.com/discussion/450753/130-oculus-clones-from-china-are-here

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 No.2229

File: 1579901713410.jpg (37.73 KB, 569x453, 71N pI6GaAL._SX569_.jpg)

Deez nu-volvo nibbas acshually did a leddit AMA lmao

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 No.2230

File: 1579902262043.png (1000.56 KB, 960x960, 1578271760481.png)

>Entire HL franchise free to download until HL:A release

KEK this shit keeps happening to me

I buy a game and couple months later it suddenly becums f2p

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 No.2231

File: 1579902796699.jpg (105.51 KB, 1027x1535, 1578764577076.jpg)

Ah nvm they're just free to play during the durashun and won't be added to the poorfags' accounts heh

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 No.2232

File: 1579903000107.png (287.75 KB, 512x512, 1578447473982.png)

> you can put a bucket on a headcrab, and then the headcrab will scuttle around and drag the bucket on it

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 No.2248

File: 1579990324525.jpg (243.75 KB, 1584x1219, EO1ZtmDUUAA0Y2d.jpg large.jpg)

Power…ful…

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 No.2249

File: 1579990851242.png (46.91 KB, 1032x370, lorenibba.PNG)

Me skooling some redditor newfag nibba on the proper lore heh

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 No.2253

File: 1580003188640.jpg (103.99 KB, 540x675, 1578539598853.jpg)

Ugh actually i misformulated that post, the race X nibbas fled from the combine nibbas to Xen and once the universal union figured out how to reach Xen they used that as a stepping stone for their invasion of earth


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 No.2289

heh

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 No.2297

File: 1580073606694.jpg (66.68 KB, 800x450, 7f8c23d5a6381429b3996232d2….jpg)

>/steamcommunity.com/games/362890/announcements/detail/1707362418744405955

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 No.2301

This didn't age all that well at all heh

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 No.2302

This mad fella still cranking out videos after 10 years smdh heh

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 No.2358

File: 1580515987999.gif (1.99 MB, 400x400, 1580227525380.gif)

>Still no gameplay

Fuckin nuvolvo jeez

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 No.2461

Thanks for the chonner who mentioned Opposing Force and Blueshift, I finished both some weeks ago and it was at least as good as the original game, minus the annoying collision bugs in OF. I can't believe I didn't try to play them until now, I was convinced Blueshift was some kind of comedy game with the fat donut-loving guard as the main character

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 No.2462

>>2461
Yeah they're pretty good, I don't think you're alone in having overlooked them though; I don't think I played either of them myself for many years after I'd played the original HL. In fact I'm pretty sure I'd played vanilla Half-Life 2 before either.

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 No.2463

File: 1581109370598.jpg (96.41 KB, 400x600, Anna gazing towards the re….jpg)

>>2461
Dat wuz also me ur welcum heh

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 No.2464

File: 1581124071370.jpg (502.69 KB, 5000x1547, 10tu4vsf6jf41.jpg)

Power…ful

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 No.2496

File: 1581321850479.jpg (30.89 KB, 417x625, 213123 (2).jpg)

According 2 volvo news network volvo has started giving out review copies to the press and some influencers

I hope HL:A will run on w7 in combination with chink VR hardware heh

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 No.2510

File: 1581353913431.png (124.17 KB, 634x1413, FireShot Capture 1288 - A ….png)

For me this is one of the most kino aspects of Half-Life by far, the fact you're dealing with aliums from another universe

It makes it much easier to suspend disbelief too

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 No.2553

File: 1581697682138.jpg (82.38 KB, 682x601, 1581360767872.jpg)

RLS DAET IS OUT FELLERS

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 No.2554

File: 1581697726643.jpg (314.54 KB, 1920x1080, EQrfltfUUAAeg0k.jpg)

ERMAGERD IM CONSOOOOOMING

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 No.2555

File: 1581697846684.jpg (1.24 MB, 4000x2250, EQrf5TLUYAABqi9.jpg)

Mkay dis b kino

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 No.2559

Are you going to get it feller? I won't be able to afford it this year I don't think heh

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 No.2560

File: 1581704102710.png (26.43 KB, 181x157, 1581624224201.png)

>>2559
Not right at release at least, might have to avoid browsing /v/ for a while to avoid spoilers though heh

I basically need a way to play this shit on w7 on a cheapo but decent quality chink HMD, once these prerequisites are met i'd need to upgrade my hardware aswell most likely (just the GPU + some more RAM but still heh)

It's a very hard sell overall, *maybe* if we're really outlandishly lucky someone will manage to do a jailbreak and rip it to/make it playable on standard 2D monitors aswell heh

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 No.2600

File: 1581783595709.jpg (280.7 KB, 834x600, handsome face (1).jpg)

Heh mfw i still got dat dere massive crowbar hangin on muh wall which i spraypainted to look liek the hl1 one back den for shits and gigglerinos

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 No.2635

File: 1581863247051.jpg (45.27 KB, 600x600, VR-headset-ANTVR-Cyclops-f….jpg)

I shot deez chinks an email a while ago but haven't really heard back

Guess i will wait until some reviews come out with people confirming you can play it on this thing properly (or in conjunctshen w/de valve knuckles heh)

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 No.2738

File: 1582332306360.jpg (94.74 KB, 1920x959, 1582119448621.jpg)

My actual faic when it's almost march and nuvolvo still hasn't released any gameplay like they promised

We got memed on by gay ben agen heh

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 No.2749

File: 1582398449294.png (96.34 KB, 491x567, 1582327524695.png)

Coronavirus: Valve Index Production Impacted

>uploadvr.com/valve-index-coronavirus/

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 No.2756

File: 1582399398848.jpg (284.19 KB, 590x789, 1547057797565.jpg)

Heh i still remember dat dere tuscany demo and how i tried to get it to run on my chinkphone but it wouldn't

>//uploadvr.com/tuscany-boneworks/


Now my android VR adapter is sittan on the floor catchan dust heh

Time really does fly past

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 No.2765

File: 1582463176986.jpg (227.12 KB, 590x789, 15823993988488.jpg)


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 No.2766

So it looks like we are still waiting for half life 3

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 No.2772

File: 1582466636364.jpg (10.81 KB, 184x172, 54 (2).jpg)

>>2766

Eh, HL:A kinda is a semi-Half-Life 3 if nuvolvo is to be believed

There's a theory floating around that time travel will be featured in the story, i don't know how that rumour started but apparently it has something to do with the logo for the game itself which is a reference to time travel research papers or something (i call bull on that though)

Volvo themselves said u shud play EP2 before HL:A so it very likely will move the HL story forward at the very least in some kind of way

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 No.2776

File: 1582477362369.jpg (6.22 KB, 250x250, 1582438411834s.jpg)

Yfw HL:B will be next up after HL:A heh

>nobody wants to touch Half-Life 3 since the expectations are absurd

>Half-Life Alyx is locked behind VR
>nobody wants to risk writing a reason for Adrian Shephard since he's so popular in spite of his one appearance

But Barney:
>already exists in the Half-Life 2 story and also has a history with Black Mesa
>uses civil protection armor so can interface with the same things as Gordon can like med and armor charging stations
>capable combatant and tactician, being the functional field commander of rebel forces in City 17
>can be a game about a dude just leading mankind's uprising, downing beers(and not getting drunk after one beer like Duke Nukem) and blasting alien scum

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 No.2786

File: 1582484000437.jpg (44.92 KB, 960x853, 1582426142610.jpg)

>.pcgamesn.com/half-life-alyx/streaming

Holy fuck this is horribly written

Where do they get their writers from

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 No.2820

Le fucc xD

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 No.2821

File: 1582581614705.png (2.57 KB, 646x463, 30000001.png)

>>2772
So the time travel theory is apparently based on a superficial resemblance of the "X" from the key art's "Alyx" font to the feynman diagram which basically describes subatomic time travel heh

Some folks are also speculatin that the ""combine ship"" may actually be the "vault" mentioned in the trailer/an encasement for the borealis being suspended in mid-air but i think that's pretty unlikely

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 No.2889

File: 1583030833759.jpg (236.58 KB, 1080x1080, 1582824378889.jpg)

i heh at dis
>youtube.com/watch?v=zPiAK_RP8dU

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 No.2891

File: 1583031213757.jpg (61.82 KB, 1000x647, 1582855018259.jpg)

If some giga autist managed to port this to 2D screens, would you still play it even if some functionality was lost? I know i would heh

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 No.2896

>>2889
lmao

>>2891
tbh I'm not sure what you mean, you mean like turning half-life into a top-down shooter from the 90s like True Lies or something? That would be pretty based heh

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 No.2899

>>2896
Lolwut

No i meant porting HL:A from VR to desktop PC's, aka "jailbreaking" it by emulating a SteamVR-compatible hardware device and routing the output to the monitor

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 No.2901

>>2899
Oh, duh. smh

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 No.2927

File: 1583109227190.jpg (45.67 KB, 492x492, 1583101290816.jpg)

Do you think Alyx and Barney ever had it on, before Gordon came into the picture? Do you think Barney resents Gordon for stealing the primest pussy in City 17 from right in front of him?

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 No.2956

Half-Life: Alyx Gameplay Video 1

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 No.2968

>>2956
just like hl2, this is looking like a boring, slow tech demo

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 No.2969

>>2968
Boring, slow tech demos are GOOD, redart!

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 No.2973

>>2956
It's weird because the gun doesn't kick at all. It's like a laser or something.

Without any sort of feedback as to what you're actually holding or doing, it feels like it wouldn't be very immersive.

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 No.2974

>>2973
That's a good point. VR is kind of cringe come to think of it

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 No.2993

File: 1583518676740.jpg (246.92 KB, 1398x1398, 7tJUwDE.jpg)

Oh boi this was the biggest news all week for me when i saw all those nu gameplay videos + the dev interview and commentary on IGN's jewtube

Also the steamVR c17 environmenterinos can apparently be played WITHOUT (!) VR glasses with some fiddling which makes me hopeful the actual game will be jailbroken from VR aswell

Also imagine the taste heh

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 No.2995

Holy fuck

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 No.2997

File: 1583523821201.png (231.44 KB, 697x768, 88sco3brhqk41.png)

I wonder if anyone can download dose environments from de workshop heh

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 No.3006

File: 1583530866890.png (956.9 KB, 827x830, gorden freegoy.PNG)

Cast him fellers

My vote goes to Bryan Cranston (with post-productshen AI deepfake filter making him look like an actual 27yo heh)

Maybe fassbender wud work too

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 No.3092

File: 1583798583318.png (637.61 KB, 1000x1000, AHLF036PP1_AlyxReportTheVo….png)

>>1205
>cooperatives
>councils
>valvestore.forfansbyfans.com/half-life–alyx-report-the-vort-poster-13323.html

I still don't know whether this is 100% canon/from the game itself or fan-made, the store itself seems to be official though

It would prove that the combine are actual space commies heh

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 No.3093

File: 1583802879454.jpg (39.54 KB, 750x395, 1583797559561.jpg)

God fucking damn it. I hate Alyx so fucking much. I legitimately cannot see a picture of her without immediately getting diamonds. Even the most unassuming, candid drawing sends my loins into the atmosphere. Even the most unflattering, poorly drawn illustration of her left foot will render me physically unable to function until I whip my dick out and furiously beat my meat to a 4.6GB fap folder dedicated entirely to her. I've tried jerking it to other characters, I really have, but I look at them and I feel nothing. I don't think I'll realistically be able to function romantically anymore because no sight connects to my heart (or my penis) like Alyx's beautiful visage. I would give everything up, including family and friends and my pets, to simply have the opportunity to watch her casually walk in the forest while I passionately squeeze my hog to the sight of her powerful glutes pushing against the boundaries of her tight skin. I wouldn't even want her to look at me, because I don't think I would last more than a few seconds, and I know I'd just want more even though my body is only capable of so much. These thoughts invade every vacant space in my brain, they invade every spare moment of silence I have throughout any given day, 24/7 and 365. I'm utterly hopeless as a human being; I'm an absolute husk, a vessel who exists only to look up Alyx's beautiful face, gorgeous curvy body, and fucking coom to her blasian mutt skin. God fucking dammit.

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 No.3100

Nu tyler "fatso" mclier vlog with lots of unsourced speculation pulled from his NEET ass

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 No.3103

>>3093
I thoroughly enjoy every single one of these ridiculous posts

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 No.3104

>>3103
i thoroughly enjoy ur wife xd

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 No.3105

File: 1583868482163.jpg (357.36 KB, 1920x1080, 1583795007915.jpg)

>>2995

Gawd that's reddit af, especially that breen easter egg

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 No.3120

File: 1583883018590.jpg (53.5 KB, 724x1300, 1583635728249.jpg)

>The first new Half-Life game in over 12 years begins more quietly than you’d probably expect. You, as Alyx Vance, are on an apartment patio, looking out at a City 17 afternoon five years prior to Half-Life 2. Thanks to the Valve Index VR headset, you’re immediately there. You can pick up objects around you and throw them at the house across the street. A Strider thunders by, using the decaying city infrastructure to propel itself down the streets and across the rooftops. You talk to your father, Eli Vance, on a video call. But it’s a bit further ahead, a short way into the campaign, when you get your Russells – the gravity gloves you borrow from a scientist ally of the same name that let you lock onto objects and fling them towards you as if you had an invisible lasso – and Half-Life: Alyx begins to show you why it very much appears to be the killer app that VR has been waiting four years for.
>.ign.com/articles/half-life-alyx-a-we-played-the-first-4-hours-a-ign-first

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 No.3121

File: 1583884726859.png (767.45 KB, 1024x576, it877rzz9vl41.png)

DAE le laff xD

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 No.3153

File: 1583954660876.jpg (80.6 KB, 640x1108, 2tzGe6fkFN66e4JsNn-axDtKPr….jpg)

Thicc boi

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 No.3210

File: 1584142505801.jpg (1.87 KB, 120x125, 1567088682929.jpg)

…Cock, Doctor Freeman?
Is it really cock… sucking time again?
It seems as if… you only just sucked. You've sucked a lot of cock in a small timespan. You've sucked so much, in fact, that I've recieved some interesting offers for your blowjobs. Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them. But you give an extraordinary suck, hm? *inhales* Rather than offer you the illusion of free semen, I will take the liberty of… cumming for you… if and when your time cums around again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary suck, Doctor Freeman… *cums internally* I trust… it will all make sense to you in the course of… well…sucking my cock.
In the meantime…
This is when I get off.

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 No.3211

File: 1584143003544.png (1.04 MB, 331x500, Frozen-Fever-Elsa-Phone-Wa….png)

Reminder that if you don't get motionsick from VR, you have inferior genes. During cave days, if you ate some fucked up berry and it tried to kill you, you would first feel dizzy. The disassociation between what you see and what you feel makes you nauseous. Therefore, you would puke the berry out and live. The people that dont get motionsick from vr wouldnt have survived cave days.

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 No.3212

File: 1584143489868.jpg (84.63 KB, 848x1024, 1560441328404.jpg)

Some nibba on /v/ told me maybe the oculus DK2 would have support for HL:A (i.e. you can play HL:A on w7 thru dat) but i somehow doubt it heh

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 No.3213

Nu interview

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 No.3214

Fresh nu heckin reviewerino

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 No.3217

File: 1584220421268.jpg (124.99 KB, 1034x882, 1561261106225.jpg)

Deepest lore heh
>combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Gus

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 No.3220

Still ask myself hwut laidlaw wuz smokin when he made this map xD

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 No.3221

File: 1584252119847.jpg (123.07 KB, 512x680, f86c088ef7d5cf553d49c1a629….jpg)


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 No.3231

File: 1584319838040.jpg (95.81 KB, 1100x618, Half_card04.jpg)

>Rather than fall under the dominion of the Combine, the Vortigaunts joined the human Resistance[5] after being persuaded by Eli Vance, the first human being to make peaceful contact with them and earn their trust.[17]

Gosh this will b epik 2 play thru heh

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 No.3232

File: 1584320754745.jpg (279.38 KB, 600x533, Alyx_vort_kiss.jpg)

You just KNOW heh

>combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Lone_Vort

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 No.3248


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 No.3249

I laff

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 No.3268

File: 1584533126936.png (938.83 KB, 640x1136, 1467366993619.png)

>pcgamer.com/half-life-alyx-release-time/

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 No.3271

File: 1584544968763.png (969.85 KB, 749x800, 8JgB3Qp.png)

Effin hell laddos

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 No.3274

Gabe is looking old fellas

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 No.3275

>>3274
Great interview tbheh

>Gabe makes a cringey and self-deprecating "white trash" joke though (at least it fell pretty flat so he'll probably not do it again)

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 No.3278

>>3274
I wuz wondering why the big man himself was radio silent all this time heh

Gonna watch dis l8er on

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 No.3281

Nu Tyler Mcfatso interview with hot germanic MILF former volvo employee whistlebloweress heh

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 No.3282

File: 1584589435156.png (568.59 KB, 615x484, robustkeltoid.PNG)

Dis bitch have massiveass cheekbones wew

Very interdastin specimen heh

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 No.3291

File: 1584628510011.png (871.49 KB, 1600x1600, 1_y97LZFb_4T3W3JkcE6I3jw.png)

>gay ben talm bout making the matrix a reality

What le FUCC b dis nibba's endgame dere heh

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 No.3292

Go up lad

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 No.3302

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 No.3387

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Been thinkgen bout gettin myself deez 25% blue light blockan glasses gayben is wearan in dat interview aswell but i've gone for a 90% amber lens model instead heh

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 No.3391

File: 1584777538586.png (27.47 KB, 940x275, 1584768298822.png)

ruh roh /v/ros


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 No.3411

File: 1584884263679.png (994.98 KB, 1000x1148, 1561470723454.png)

Someone posted the leddit story leak on /v/ but i aint readin dat shit heh

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 No.3415

>>3387
Aviators or bust, or you could try those gunner specs for gaming

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 No.3416

>The Vault contains building instructions for the Combine's grey goo which remake the Earth into something else.
>The air is quickly getting unbreathable, Russell turns himself into a pickle (USB stick) because he has only one HEV suit to save Alyx.
>The humanity seals itself off in the underground and lives there.
>Eli makes a deal with G-Man.
>Alyx is teleported back in (time?) to the nuked Black Mesa and opens a teleport to Xen with Pickle Russel's help.
>The final boss fight is basically Alyx in Xen solving a laser puzzle to close of the portal through which The Vault is going to Earth, it's like halfway there when the portal collapses so epic explosion scene. This is 100% some time-travel bullshit as Alyx is stopping this from happening before it happens.
>Then Alyx is guided by G-Man to wake up Gordon who's encased in barnacle goo on Xen in a building which is like a normal office but the deeper you go it turns into this weird brutalist something overtaken by Xen.
>Then Gordon wakes up and the environment turns into a train made of light and the screen fades to black.

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 No.3422

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 No.3423

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>Safer at home

Reminds me of the "it's safer here" breen quote heh

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 No.3426

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Seeing as dose IGN nibbas already spoiled the beginning of the campaign + the first chapter was shown off already i'll likely watch the first two levels or so on YT but when the story really takes off i'm going to call it a day and focus on finding out whether this shit works in w7 on a cheapo HMD heh

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 No.3427

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 No.3428

File: 1584952401430.jpg (63.92 KB, 1200x750, 3.jpg)

>//combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Directed_Design_Experiments#Third_experiment:_Two_Bots.2C_One_Wrench
>"elders of zion" dev team cums up with a scatological tech demo

Kek

The chosenites just cant help themselfs

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 No.3430

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Apparently the valve time admin sold his site to some kind of poojeet click farm on the day of HL:A's release

Guy musta been bummed out af by valve's silence all dose years heh

Edit: Nah he just sold the .net domain, the co.uk one is still up as of now

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 No.3431

If Dave lynch made a source mod xD

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 No.3432

POOJEET REVIEW LEAKED

>streamable.com/v92s3


Looks awfully shooting gallery-esque if you ask me

Guy also sez there's not too much combat there

Maybe watching the streams is the better optshen after all heh

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 No.3438

File: 1584986830911.jpg (141.54 KB, 640x640, fncb07r39pv01.jpg)

It begins

Review embargo lifted

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 No.3439

First 60m Walkthru

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 No.3446

Well /v/ doesn't seem to like the game at all kek

The hl subleddit is also full of "im literally shaking rn XD" soyboys posting soyish selfies rn

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 No.3449

>soundcloud.com/takahashijones/the-freeman-dilemma

Fucc am i listenan too heh

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 No.3450

The Vault contains building instructions for the Combine's grey goo which remake the Earth into something else.

The air is quickly getting unbreathable, Russell turns himself into a pickle (USB stick) because he has only one HEV suit to save Alyx.

The humanity seals itself off in the underground and lives there.

Eli makes a deal with G-Man.

Alyx is teleported back in (time?) to the nuked Black Mesa and opens a teleport to Xen with Pickle Russel's help.

The final boss fight is basically Alyx in Xen solving a laser puzzle to close of the portal through which The Vault is going to Earth, it's like halfway there when the portal collapses so epic explosion scene. This is 100% some time-travel bullshit as Alyx is stopping this from happening before it happens.

Then Alyx is guided by G-Man to wake up Gordon who's encased in barnacle goo on Xen in a building which is like a normal office but the deeper you go it turns into this weird brutalist something overtaken by Xen.

Then Gordon wakes up and the environment turns into a train made of light and the screen fades to black.

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 No.3451

STOP TRYING TO SPOILER THIS YOU ASSHOLE

HDV EHLP

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 No.3452

DO

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 No.3453

File: 1585049612091.jpg (15.01 KB, 250x202, 1584077642935.jpg)

NOT

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 No.3454

File: 1585049619403.jpg (15.01 KB, 250x202, 1584077642935.jpg)

SPOILER

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 No.3455

THIS

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 No.3456

GAME

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 No.3457

FEGGIT REDART

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 No.3458

The Vault contains building instructions for the Combine's grey goo which remake the Earth into something else.

The air is quickly getting unbreathable, Russell turns himself into a pickle (USB stick) because he has only one HEV suit to save Alyx.

The humanity seals itself off in the underground and lives there.

Eli makes a deal with G-Man.

Alyx is teleported back in (time?) to the nuked Black Mesa and opens a teleport to Xen with Pickle Russel's help.

The final boss fight is basically Alyx in Xen solving a laser puzzle to close of the portal through which The Vault is going to Earth, it's like halfway there when the portal collapses so epic explosion scene. This is 100% some time-travel bullshit as Alyx is stopping this from happening before it happens.

Then Alyx is guided by G-Man to wake up Gordon who's encased in barnacle goo on Xen in a building which is like a normal office but the deeper you go it turns into this weird brutalist something overtaken by Xen.

Then Gordon wakes up and the environment turns into a train made of light and the screen fades to black.

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 No.3465


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 No.3473

DELETE THE SPOILERS ON /NEW/ AND ITT TOO

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 No.3474

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Valve believes Half-Life: Alyx will be modded to play without VR

>.polygon.com/2020/3/24/21192250/half-life-alyx-valve-mods-vr-standard-display-mouse-keyboard

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 No.3476

Ign Review is out and it's hella kino

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 No.3477

>>3473
Snape kills dumbledore

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 No.3480

Alyx is teleported back in (time?) to the nuked Black Mesa and opens a teleport to Xen with Pickle Russel's help.

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 No.3484

STOP

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 No.3485

SPAMMING























,

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 No.3486

SPOILERS

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 No.3487

YOU DUMB

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 No.3488

FUCK

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 No.3489

The final boss fight is basically Alyx in Xen solving a laser puzzle to close of the portal through which The Vault is going to Earth, it's like halfway there when the portal collapses so epic explosion scene. This is 100% some time-travel bullshit as Alyx is stopping this from happening before it happens.

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 No.3492

Alyx says she wants the Combine off Earth, but the G-Man explains that’s too big an ask.

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 No.3494

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I

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 No.3495

File: 1585091495770.jpg (15.01 KB, 250x202, 1584077642935.jpg)

TOLD

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 No.3496

YOU

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 No.3497

TO

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 No.3498

STOP

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 No.3499

SPAMMING

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 No.3500

you NIGGER lel

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 No.3502

Alyx says she wants to see the beyond the edge of the flat earth, but the G-Man explains that’s too big an ask.

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 No.3503

Then Alyx is guided by G-Man to wake up Adolf Hitler who's encased in cryptonite goo on Mars in a building which is like a Pyramid but the deeper you go it turns into this weird brutalist something overtaken by kikes.

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 No.3508

Fuckin kino overload right dere heh

They did a metric shitton of retconning especially in regards to the sound design apparently - Especially the overwatch radio chatter and most of the combine ambience/all the synths in general

I don't really like the nu VA for alyx either, she sounds quite bitchy which creates a kind of canonical dissonance in regards to earlier incarnations of alyx imo

Still it looks very promising for what it is/a VR-only title heh

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 No.3509

Fresh nu Marph heh

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 No.3510

why the FUCK do all the combine consoles now have rats inside them kek

also lol at the nekid advisor inna train

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 No.3511

Poor alyx got headcrab'd heh

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 No.3512

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Legit thought this dood wuz goin tha draw a swasticca dere for a sec heh

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 No.3513

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heh niggers

Tbf the original hl+hl2 did have niggers in it too

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 No.3514


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 No.3516

File: 1585169274410.jpg (103.98 KB, 396x432, 1565068998650.jpg)

>/v/thread/500625619

Oh no no no

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 No.3518

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Sum nibba on /v/ summarized it as "Take away the VR gimmick and it's basically just a shittier version of episode one" heh

It really does look awfully tech demo themepark-ish i have to say, in 2kliksphilip's gameplay you can see 90% of the non-essential map props he tries to interact with won't respond or just barely respond and even then merely in a physically incorrect manner

Once i get the confirmation in that this won't work in w7 at all i'll just find the best 1080p walkthru there is and pop sum kratom heh

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 No.3520

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Gosh this looks epic

Least they could have done was confirming laidlaw's dyson sphere as canon, they really ought to flesh the combine backstory out a little more imo

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 No.3521

>>3520
>complaining

Yeah why didn't they consult you when making the game smh

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 No.3522

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>>3521
See >>3518

From wht i've seen so far of the game it doesn't really look like a 100% faithful entry into the franchise at all, i can live w/the numerous changes in sound design i guess but the music especially is extremely different from earlier HL titles - Orchestral arrangements had never been a thing in Half-Life but after the train crash thing there's one playing too for example, also the music in the beginning is not nearly as subtle/creepy as the first track that plays in the beginning of HL2 when u first enter the plaza, it kind of just drops you right smack in the middle of this "COMBINE BAD" setpiece which causes a lot of the lovecraftian cosmic horror-type mystique to be lost imo.

Also as can be seen in the datamined 2D mode they worked on a non-VR version at least at some point but i guess headset sales were moar important for dem

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 No.3523

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LOL imagine having paid over 1k dollarinos only to discover people already unlocked non-VR mode one day after release

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 No.3525

File: 1585228558607.png (252.84 KB, 1679x332, assfs.PNG)

Not sure if totes legit heh

If this is true then they've really gone all-out w/the retconning as i suspected they wud

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 No.3526

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>We want the muttoid audience

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 No.3527

it's astonishing how much of a better franchise halo is than soylife

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 No.3528

>>3527
Video games in general make you more immature and childish, just look at minecraft YouTubers, it's no different to the damage caused by anime.

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 No.3532


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 No.3533

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 No.3539

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/v/ros… We're going home…

>/twitter.com/caseytube/status/1243229084953567237

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 No.3540

Here's sum gunplay with the source 1 wepons left in/ported over by the devs and the opening sequence played both w/mouse+keybort

>/v/thread/500750468


Also there's still no confirmashen on whether or not HL:A even runs in w7, though i know for a fact the hardware itself does

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 No.3552


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 No.3553

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 No.3557


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 No.3558

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>>3557
Yeah there's defo a couple confirmashens in dat dere thread thanks feller

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 No.3559

Anuddah review

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 No.3560

>>3559
The title of this video implies that vr games are of a particular quality to begin with. If HL:A isn't the best vr game than h'whit is? heh

>Elite Dangerous?

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 No.3565

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>>3560
No Aircar heh

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 No.3568

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>>3559
Holy fuck he seems to claim you directly fight one of the advisors at one point during the campaign

VERY big if tru

I might have to avoid the combine overwiki too bcuz of spoilerinos for a while cuz i just saw they included a HL:A section inna advisor article now heh

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 No.3569

File: 1585400238171.png (985.38 KB, 1214x682, ourguy heh.png)

>(…) important messages for other resistance members 2 decipher

LOL

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 No.3571

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God i'd prolly whip my dicc out rite den and dere if that model was to be projected life-size by a VR lens onto my retina heh

I member when i tried out HL2 via trinus VR on my homido 2.0 even the normal female NPC's in the plaza gave me a semi up close heh

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 No.3572

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>Volvo claims you can play this shit fully seated
>Feller in his review says it's acshually impossible 2 play dat whey since u have to move in and out of cover physically and shit

Well that sucks heh

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 No.3573

Moar nonVR gameplay

Ngl i'd prolly pirate this if someone fixed the puzzles and shit

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 No.3577

linux's wine implementation of vulkan allows it to compete with windows' performance at least in doom 4

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 No.3578

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>>3577
Dat have nuffin 2 do w/le nu HL doe heh

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 No.3580

>>3578
hla on linux


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 No.3586

It's up

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 No.3606

File: 1585599148529.jpg (91.96 KB, 650x433, meonnatop.jpg)

Fuark i hope someone fixes deez puzzles soon and the transitions aswell so you don't have to manually switch between levels/maps

I found out the other day how HL:A isn't playable with the DK2 hmd at all apparently which sucks because it's the cheapest standalone hmd purchasable right now

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 No.3609


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 No.3613

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Jesus lol

The nu canon appearance is even more kino than the fanart posted further above ITT

Though this was obviously retconned too, in HL2 there's overwatch soldiers hooked up to memory replacement devices and their faces don't even remotely look like this;

>combineoverwiki.net/wiki/File:Stripped_combine_soldier.jpg


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 No.3633

File: 1585629945349.jpg (68.23 KB, 941x960, 1585611745715.jpg)

It's takin all muh restraint rn not to delve right into the combineoverwiki et al and spoil the whole thing for myself heh

Fuck volvo for hardware-walling this



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