Hello mr lizard, why do you always look scared?
Nobody wants to hurt you, we are friends.
We all cherish your contributions to the world.
If it was not for modern science my wifes son would not have been able to get that womb transplant.
We all love you mr lizard, your pills help me sleep at night.
Please stop being paranoid, please
Everyone loves you for what you have done for all of humanity :)
Will you feel better if i eat the bugs?
We will, becuase we love you, and want you to believe it!
Its the truth i promice mr lizard, i love you.
i will eat the bugs to prove i don’t hate you O_O
I stopped practicing my historical traditions for your non-socially-constructed behaviours becuase i believe you know whats best for me mr lizard.
You freed women from the shackles of the nuclear family and we love you for that.
Rap music is my favourite music genre
Nobody actually hates you mr lizard, why would we?