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quick, check which direction your hair whorl is

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2009/sep/15/improbable-research-hair-whorls
https://nymag.com/news/features/33520/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19331448/

>Counterclockwise scalp hair-whorls appear more frequently in gay men than in the general population
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Soyience is heckin powerful lads
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Future ChonĀ® Suggestion Box

What are some features that other imageboards or social media software have that you wish 4chon had (besides the bug limitations like file types and size restrictions obviously)-or how about something completely new, huh? I'll start:

Editing: I tend to make grammatical errors a lot in my haste to shit out a post, it's not something I'm proud of but it is something a short period of time to edit a recently created post couldn't fix.

Images: I like how you can just mouse over images on many other sites and it automatically maximizes the image thoughtfully centered in your browser window without interfering with the layout of the page and posts surrounding it.

I also like being able to upload multiple images but would prefer they don't interfere with the flow and layout of the page-I think tw*tter actually does this really well by posting multiple images in a segmented fashion (something like this: https://twitter.com/jmw327/status/1294058496565170176)

Text: I think constraining lines of text from going all the way across the screen wouldn't be a bad idea. I don't think it should be too narrow, but admittedly it seems more comfortable to read something like the text as one writes in the comment input field than that same text is read in the posts themselves, when you have a large, modern American monitor and not the 20 year old Japanese CRTs that the legacy imageboard layout was created for.

In-post pagination is an idea I had which could help with the problem of needing to spam multiple posts to contain your word salad essays. I'm not sure of how I'd want to do this. Literal pages embedded into a post would probably have a high chance of not being read anyway. Maybe large posts could be scrolled through either vertically or horizontally? I don't know, something I'd just thought about in the past.

Content retention: I like how Telegram and facebook have a repository of previously submitted images (in facebook's case I believe it's only cringe animated .gifs that normies use) that can all be summoned more or less at will without the need to upload anything to the server. On an imageboard a feature like that would have to be carefully curated though, and it would necessitate vast storage requirements.

I think that users should be able to have access to a sort of informal user account based on their (pre-hashed) ip-or perhaps a (no email required) username and password that simply adds a few functions to normal posting behaviors. By selecting a checkbox a user can add a post to a repository that is easily viewable to others. Think of R*ddit's (gay) post history function but in which participation is entirely voluntary, so only the posts you're proud of having made will be available to others. Like if some you-know-what is posting something that's been discredited six million ways from sunday you can just defer to that earlier post you made).
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due to their highly intellectual nature, soyence coomer threads should be restricted to /edu/
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Triggered bunkertranny snowflakes

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T RAID OUR BOARD EVEN IF WE ARE RAIDING YOURS FOR TWO WEEKS NOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR
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is ED ded fo real this time? Their twitter has been suspended and cloudflare sez origin unreachable
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Are most imageboards controlled opposition?

Imageboards are amongst the filthiest, dirtiest places on the web right now. If it isn't clear, it's not the ideology (fascism etc) but the kind of comments being made - "BBC" comments, dumb ass comments about pedophilia whenever children are mentioned, anti-White hate (including defeatism and pessimism), stupid, asinine memes like the new one "debunked". I used to think that the defeatist "sad frog" memes were dumb (it's supposed to be an exaggeration, not what your life is actually like) but the new stuff is way more retarded. And a bunch of people talking about stuff that doesn't matter like drugs or Netflix shows or Tinder whores.

Note that this stuff is the opposite of our apparent ideology. Any strong people make defeatism verboten (enforced either through law or by peoples own attitudes). If I had my way all of you would get the rope before the Marxists. I'm sure to some extent this is kike infiltration and subversion of our memes and culture, but I don't know to what extent.
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I forgot, where did the ready in a few days thing come from? Wasn't it a site banner when STI disappeared due to hiding from the Australian police, or something?
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REMOVE the r9gay sticcy

I have hidden it in wa'erfox but when i cum across it in brave by accident it's irritating as FUCK to me
R: 5 / I: 4
PLEASE MAKE A CHRISTMAS BOARD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

OR CALL IT HYPERBOREA
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looks like the old b& thread >>1578 isn't bumping anymore, therefore you must here my tale of woe here instead.
i got b& from thedonald.win for "racism"
cuckmods ruin everything.
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idea that would 100% make this chon better: make a requirement that in order to start a new thread on any board one must make at least 4 (decent quality) replies to other threads first. [for each new thread you must make 4 posts in other already existing threads]

part of the reason everything sucks here is because too many people are shitting out too many low quality threads that get zero replies. thoughts?
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Sticky this now to /r9k/ along with an OC competition thread or something fuck

And delete redx, so I can get back to posting, every time I see his posts I instantly leave 4chon

https://youtu.be/JL9ePXXyAvA
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Dont give in to anger

Anger equals cortisol, cortisol will wreak absolute havok on your body
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why can't you redarts just post live links to what you want us to see? fucking morons. I don't want to have to copy and paste every goddamn time.
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HPV
make me mod
pls kthxbai
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troll flag when HPV
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/edu/ should be deleted.

I should know.

I asked for it to be created.
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what happened to the u/maxwellhill soyence cooomer? reassigned to a lesser website by it's jidf bosses?
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FIX GM
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This website will never get anywhere if the admin doesn't even bother to get proper hosting so that even the most rudimentary of imageboard capabilities isn't fucked.
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There are like 5 posters on 4chon

Just from memory:
- That guy who posts dailystormer articles (maybe same guy who posts zerohedge)
- That guy who's blogging to himself on /r9k/
- That guy on /gm/ who consumes every pieces of Jewish media trash that comes along, and every time he says "it was alright, fellers, not too bad" or something
- The guy who calls everything niggercattle (pretty based imo)

Dead board lol
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>Why of course i lock threads on /gm/ but refuse to clean up obvious zero content spamflooding on the same exact bort what gave it away
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Pictured: HDV giving the athlete long jump spammer a hand by not deleting his zero content spam
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The skitzo KIKE is still spamming every single fucking thread on /gm/

When ban
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why so gay?

I'm pretty clearly the least gay of all the regular posters on this entire board.
This surprises me a bit but is evident from what everyone else posts.

>>muh fitness (LOOK AT THIS GUY'S BODY OMG!!)

>>muh video games and gay azn music videos
>>muh cooming to traps
>>muh elsa spam
>>muh personal vendetta against another poster
>>muh reddit tier soyence videos
>>muh mewing (wtf lol)
>>muh literal blog thread

Y'ALLS GAY AS FUCK

the only almost non-gay thread in the top 50 of /4chon/ is the one about 3D printed crossbows and even that is kind of queer. do better chon bros.
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4chon has a jew problem. Really whats going on is that the jews have a 4chon problem, but thats not our concern.
The jews destroyed the original 4chon because they saw their fog of lies and distraction was no match for our combined brilliance, the jews are petrified that 4chon will take back direct command of the collective unconsciousness and start steering it around towards the correct direction again. In order to prevent that from happening the jews have sent 4chon an incessant flood of soyence, porn, shilling for kike video games and hollywood and other spam.
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Let's have a look at 4chon.net's rules.

Global:

>If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the contents of this website, cease browsing immediately.

No one cares LOL!

> Do not post or link to content that violates local or Dutch law.

> Do not post or link to malicious content.
Standard bullshit

>No "raids" or cross board invasions. Do not associate a raid with 4chon.

Raiding is BASED!, which is why we advertised all over 4chan, tried to steal their gets, and crashed their events for a period of time.

>Ban evasion will result in a permanent ban with no exceptions.

Highly rulecucked. I've always hated this shit, because if you were wrongfully banned you didn't have an outlet to
complain. STEE would just bully you if you went to IRC.


>No excessive use of gore, furry porn, or other shock imagery.

A certain someone could learn a lesson here. Probably made as a rule from a specific incident.


>Do not attempt to impersonate the staff or administration team of 4chon with the intention of defrauding users' privacy, or the security of the board as a whole.

Probably also created in response to a specific incident.


>Do not advertise commercial products, for-profit websites and/or other imageboards. You may advertise live streams and other things of that nature within reason. Do not attempt to use any scripts for automatic interaction with Tinyboard/4chon.

Don't know what this was in response to, but I remember a lot of tinychat threads getting deleted for a time LOL!



>Threads should not be created nor derailed for the sole purpose of dumping pornographic images. Non-porn dumps are generally okay, as long as it doesn't take over the board.

Probably tailor made for people like chemfag

>Try not to start a topic similar to an existing active topic.

Stupid rule that causes stagnation. A thousand threads with a similar topic easily lead to a thousand different conversations. Jannies just want to flex their power with pointless bureaucratic measures.


>Do not post personal information or "dox" in a malicious manner. Posting of personal information or pictures of 4chon staff or members of the Tinyboard development team will result in an immediate ban and deletion.


>Excessive posting of images unrelated to the topic(s) at hand in a disruptive manner may result in a ban.

Probably tailor made for people like chemfag and people with yellow fever to a lesser extent

>Do not post maliciously in an attempt to effect policy changes.

Since it works every time, including the creation of this useless rule, why not?

>No GETs/dubs/trips/quads/quints, "posts ending in"s, etc.

Extreme pointless rulecuckery

>Do not post realistic "inappropriate" or sexually suggestive images of prepubescent children.
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Simpsons characters with eyes half closed thread
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>/edu/ is so dead no one even bothers spamming it
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4CHON(.me)

It's 4chon.me's birthday and I worked the whole day and didn't do sh*t and I'm l*terally going to go to bed in an hour or so.

How did you celebrate fams?
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4chon's most prolific poster, the /u/maxwellhill soyence coooomer, has been arrested as a result of her financial relationship with ghislaine maxwell & the jidf
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FEATURE REQUEST

Could Youtube embed thing just fetch the video 'cover' image and overlap play button symbol on it and only create the iframe just when clicking the thing?

I'm all for draining Jewgle's traffic, but opening >>/gm/4950 and rendering all these iframes at once is basically freezing FF and Chrome on a medium high tier 2011 Gaming Workstation.
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Let's count the number of users this board has that aren't foky.

One
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>Comfy

>Oof
>Yikes
>cope
>Based
>Cringe
>AHEM! *ding ding ding!* Fuck jannies, trannies and niggers
>It's almost as if
>Redpill me on X
>Hello, we are the X games in X franchise
>The absolute state of X
>Imagine X
>Janny are you okay? Are you okay janny?
>*CRUNCH CRUNCH* Insert pretentious opinion *burp*
>What does /v/ think of X?
>Did you buy her game, X?
>*Shitty thing about game* What's her name /v/?
>OH NO NO NO
>Xfags seething
>Xfags on suicide watch
>What went wrong?
>What went so right?
>Now that the dust has settled, what does /v/ think of X?
>poo poo pee pee doo doo
>X gets on the server
>He's in
>Roll a 7
>What is the video game version of *insert band or album*
>*Smacks lips*
>Cunny thread
>I love X!
>Let's write a letter to X, one word for each post
>Is he right /v/?
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>What did he mean by this? >Thoughts?
>Apologize to him /v/
>Explain yourselves
>Well? Who was in the wrong here? >Defend this
>What's his name again?
>What the fuck was his problem? >Refute this
>Prove him wrong
>Perfect X doesn't exi-
>Protip: you can't
>Why does this trigger /v/ so much?
>/v/ BTFO
>Would you?
>Is he "our" guy?
>He did nothing wrong!
>He/She killed millions
>Will you buy his game?
>Buy his game
>Convince me to NOT buy this game >Find a flaw
>It's up
>Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that it was shit?
>I'm glad we can all agree on this
>How did we go from this…to THIS?
>JUST
>Hold me, /v/ros
>How do we fix this?
>me on the X
>*current year*…I am forgotten…
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/u/maxwellhill long jump athlete spammery should be banned from /4chon/
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/u/maxwellhill soyence reddit cuckery should be banned from /new/
R: 1 / I: 0
I want to thank the soyence/umaxwellhill spammer for sharing this BASED youtube channel heh
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/tgif/ - thank gnome it's friday general

thank gnome it's friday general
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ban the "new 'x' fuckers!" spammer right now!
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is the /u/maxwellhill soyence article reposter a jewish woman? she sure does post like one.
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The half-life thread on /gm/ needs to be cleansed from all the irrelevant off-topic garbage spamflooding of the schizo "/u/maxwellhill" spammer kike stat
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can we have a stickied thread at the top of /gm/ linking to the greatest story never told in order to combat all the jewish media on that board?
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Ban the "/u/maxwellhill" spamflooder kike

This shit is seriously getting on my nerves

This is not different from any other type of spam, he contributes nothing save for this spam

Ban him, seriously
R: 3 / I: 1
ban the big tit spammer.

https://www.4chon.me/r9k/src/1600119741528.jpg
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BAN THE PEDO
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test
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Ban the degenerate gore/scat spamflooder kike

This shit is seriously getting on my nerves

This is substantially worse than any other type of spam, she willfully detracts from the site and threatens the admins with terrorism

Ban her/they/it, seriously
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ban dwarf

she dum

rofl
R: 0 / I: 0
ban foky

he dum

rofl
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Ehlp mods posting is slow af again all of a sudaaah
R: 5 / I: 0
Based on the front posts you may as well rename r9k to /r9k/ - sex toys
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Cat woman plague

EHLP mdos dwarf is on her period again spamming every thread with demands towards other posters to kill themselfs

She want 2 make the nuchon as miserable as she is lol
R: 10 / I: 4
I'm out, I'm done, fuck this site

HDV, kill yourself, you fucking pedo sympathizer, just fucking neck, you're a trash admin, you're not cut out for this shit.

Delete this site then neck.
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I got really worried when the site wouldn't load today.
is there a muster point on another chan somewhere we can go if SHTF?
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>report function is still broken
>>>/r9k/16662
CP
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NOTICE

If your post ends with lol, heh. ehhh, ellipses or any sort of quirky initialisms I will NOT be responding to your posts.

Have a nice day.
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What sort of ancients would listen to this music?
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Rules

what are the rules of 4chon, i am very confused about this.
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Post more you fucking niggers
R: 5 / I: 0
What is this shit?
R: 3 / I: 1
Mr. HDV, sir, can you just start banning people who can't form a hotlink properly?

Thanks In Advance.
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whats up

h fams
i thought 4chon was dead after 8ch died
looked around, and heard about other imgboards, but 4chon was nowhere to be found
today i found this: https://chans.fandom.com/wiki/4chon
and it let me to here..

whats up bros
how long has this site beein going?
how active is it?
any oldfags around?

xx
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Ban people who only lurk the bort without posting from viewing the site
R: 4 / I: 1
Ban the lazy little shit who just puts raw links into the comment field without headlines or pics or anything

Like he does it even with jewtube links he could easily embed, the stupid kike fuck heh
R: 4 / I: 2
HDV it's taking a while for my posts to go through, I don't know if this is happening to everyone (the other 3 people who visit here) though

Thought I'd let you know

ban redx btw
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ban the mad bumper!!!
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>Criticize them for leaving tranny and pedo shit up all the time while deleting my threads
>This happens for the first time

Heh i'll take that as a concession of defeat
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>1d4chan is ded

Holy fuark
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Me the nigger smiley, heh.
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This bitch reads anything you type, n words and all

Maybe we could get her to shout out 4chon or sumin

She's offline rn but she livestreams n shit

https://youtu.be/e_dLGWMVSeo
R: 8 / I: 5
>HDV does nothing against off-site spambots
>Now the CP spambot has arrived again like back on 8pl

I told you dawg
R: 1 / I: 0
Is 4chon loading slow for anyone else or is it just on my end?
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Hello once again, fellow young progressives and secular humanists.

1. I don't think a rescue ship is coming

Early on when this website was created (made possible from the beginning only with help from a mysterious stranger) I'd solicited for further assistance-but I don't think we're going to get it. I don't like to keep bothering people or pressing the issue-even if I'm extremely intermittent with it. I estimate that much of the good will we may have had with the remaining diaspora community more or less evaporated within hours of the site going live in its present dilapidated state.

2. Dead bort

It's no secret that the competition for people's social media time and attention has never been fiercer-nor have the stakes ever been higher. With reliable software such as Discord and Telegram or websites like Reddit and Ebaum's World being supported by armies of experienced developers and financed by Ch*nese venture capital, it is a difficult time for imageboards in general. The only option forward for 4chon is to become something competitive with the many alternatives within reason, and to give people a compelling reason to socially distance themselves from the CIA and the CCP as much as possible.

3. Solution

Over a decade ago I had (somewhat successfully) experimented with server-side web development as well as experienced the misery of web design in all its browser-dependent inconsistency, and it seems that time has come again where I will not only have to learn to code to some degree, but will have to further my understanding of the relationship between webhost and client, and all other related subjects in tandem. I have plenty of ideas to modernize and streamline the format that I'm surprised aren't in use yet, and I'm taking more notes all the time.

STI, the lovable fella that he was, had created the venerable and revered "Tinyboard" software over a brisk 5 month period starting in early November of 2010 and ending with a beta release in late March. Even with all of the tools available today and all of the tangentially-related problems solved by developers past and present I doubt I will be able to accomplish a similar feat in anywhere near as expeditious a period-but I will be working towards it. In short, we're stuck with this clunker for quite a while. I am still accepting help and suggestions from trusted lads in this endeavor, but I don't really have high expectations as far as that goes and that's okay.

When you hard, you hard; 4chon will survive one way or another.
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Guys just relax, you're destroying your mind and body being angry all the time
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Is HDV in the JIDF & what is his rank?

Since its now completely obvious to even the most clueless retards that the imageboard moderator circlejerk is a is a subset of the reddit mod circlejerk, which is reigned over by the queen of the JIDF, how likely is it that HDV is now one of them? Seems pretty much like a foregone conclusion in muh hoptep.
One thing thats really funny about these pizzagaters is that even the sickest and most twisted motherfuckers out there with their hot dogs, vampirism and other messianic jewish schizolarping have never invented slang or handkerchief code or even niche porn for sexual deviants who are attracted to obese, crippled, legless, retarded genetic failures.
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I think /edu/ should be deleted. We just don't have the traffic for it and it's not really taking off like I envisioned. HDV can you respond on this matter?

T. Guy who asked for it to be made
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>\r9k\ - vaguely defined theme
>\edu\ - vaguely defined theme.1 but howto
>\nice\ - vaguely defined theme.2
>\gm\ - vaguely defined theme.3 but yt embeds also /v/

i'm not sure where topics go. so this is the power of chon (((community culture))) HUH
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>Why of course i let random off-site floodspamming/advertisement spam stay up
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what have you done for your chon today?
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Alright. Look. I'm not a Reifag, but good lord if that open top isn't doing something for me right now. Good lord.
R: 4 / I: 2
Make thread limit 200 posts please, so retards aren't talking to themselves and necrobumping their own threads for over 10 months. There is no justification for a 600 post thread on a board this slow. Things like the music thread start to become unusable far before that point anyway.
R: 1 / I: 0
only 25 post to go to the big 150k get on /pnd/
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why are you allowing senseless bumping to occur?
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Reminder that when redx had a bank balance of over 400k $ he wouldn't even loan me 1200 for a gaming pc

Fuck this insufferable cunt.
R: 3 / I: 1
>Wake up
>"Up"-spammer spamflooded the bort to ded again

I hope you banned his range at least for that
R: 4 / I: 1
Kek some tranny did this edit of my OC
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What's the point of making any threads on the nuchon if the same insulting non sequitur ad hominem derailment schizo spam posts made by that bitter childless femcel landwhale spammer keep pushing them off the front page. I'm not posting there anymore.
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That's it, redditcucky. I've kidnapped Elsa. Stop necrobumping your shitty threads and talking to yourself for months, or she's fucking dead, kid.
R: 2 / I: 0
What's the point of making any threads on /r9k/ if the same threads made by that spammer keep pushing them off the front page. I'm not posting there anymore.
R: 6 / I: 2
redx what were your thoughts on sissy comb prince?
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Why did that fag delete his thread about getting a birthday present for his brother who was described as a "mid-twenties computer nerd"? I gave you the perfect gift idea for said demographic, and yet you delete your thread? I will NEVER forget your rudeness. That's the gift you gave today.
R: 2 / I: 0

butthurt steesastsu

steesastsu is butthurt
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mods halp

pedos have taken over my thread and are now dogwhistling ;_;

https://4chon.me/r9k/res/14546.html
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i got dubs

post ur ban messages from other websites
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Thoughts fellas?
R: 3 / I: 0
Why so many threads getting deleted
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I'm so ashamed of being a 4chonner on this feature poor website that when people ask where i'm from i say I'm from kohlchan or an 8ch offshoot.
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>this is on the homepage
HER TITS ARE TOO SMALL REEEEEEEEEEEE
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I bet you wanna join my discord don't ya.
Well too bad, its only for females.