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>saturday evening
>should be primetime posting time
>boards are completely dead

yeah, this chan ain't going anywhere. smdh.
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i got dubs

post ur ban messages from other websites
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The report function is such broken ass, HDV.
Anyway, child porn >>>/r9k/14536
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an open letter to hdf

we should consolidate every board into r9k or an equivalent with only meta remaining. there is just too many boards and it's diluting the incredibly tiny userbase, even the overboard needs to go. with this little activity it really serves no purpose.

this way we are forced to interact rather than be spread out and it should hopefully snowball into more users continuing posting. i think the lack of choice in boards in this instance would actually make us pretty unique as every image board now only has multiple boards from the get go even if only their og creator posts on them.

think about it hdv, it would solve a lot of problems. You combine moderators into one place, helping uphold the law in your stead, you get to focus on only 2 boards(r9k/meta) reducing your workload fixing every board while you tinker with the software(hell i'd try to learn a bit more about webdev shite and help you) and the userbase gets the increased and focused posting it requires to survive to see what sort of ib we want to be. after all, OG 4chon is a distant memory and we have a chance now to move one. Otherwise, we're just gonna drop users over time as they come day after day only to see little to no activity.
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Look there's a place called fourchon
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big announcement /b/rothers, i just broke my personal best for most reddit downvotes on a satirical over the top concern troll which nobody could tell was posted in jest. smashed the record in under two hours.
the removal of so many reddit subs has really concentrated the fish into a smaller number of barrels on that site, so it looks like i might be feasting on reddit butthurt without putting in too much effort for the foreseeable future. i wonder how long i can go on pretending to care way too much about the plight of the sacred nigger before they ban me, time will tell.
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Shitting threads into /new/ without any sort of headline should be a bannable offense

Also permaban the ballsac spammer
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We need to have a serious discussion about the prevalance of twitter mongs on kc.
There are some really nefarious fucks browsing here, and it's all because of kohlzine. The idiots who make that mag set up a twitter account, which in turn interacted with twitter shits who are now slowly burrowing into the site and transforming it basically into a knock off Jacobin.
Who are the people I mean? I've done some digging and I've identified some key characters:

1. Slovborg: slovborg is basically the nexus of inflitration on kc. As proof of this, look at this tweet (https://twitter.com/slovborg/status/1276902887789125632) (recall our Iran thread a few days ago when Russia posted images of Pardis). Slovborg is mutuals with some highly unsavoury characters, such as -
2. Elijah del Megido - https://twitter.com/ElijahDelMedigo This is a Mossad funded kike who works to specifically target niche subcultures and either take them over or smoother them. He is a dangerous character, and he is on this site now due to Slovborg's foolishness.
3. Francis Brennan - former owner of 8chan (proof of his involvement https://twitter.com/kohlzine/status/1249461676098928650, he wrote this article). Francis Brennan is completely owned by the FBI now, and his attempt to infilitrate kc through contribution to kohlzine is an attempt also in line with the kike above. They want to destroy us.
4. Miya - one of the most prolific attention whores on niche twitter (https://twitter.com/macro_phauna). Follows the kohlzine twitter, regularly interacts with Slovborg. She's on here, feeding on the site.
5. Finally, a whole of other nefarious characters, like Dogi (https://twitter.com/Dogisaga) and a shifty character called CEMUJ (https://twitter.com/cemuj) who is posting here under a Swedish ball.

There is lots more terrible threats, but these are the major ones. kohlzine MUST be shut down, permanentaly, to prevent kc becoming nothing more than just a forum for these vermin.
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Post more you fucking niggers
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Hello once again, fellow young progressives and secular humanists.

1. I don't think a rescue ship is coming

Early on when this website was created (made possible from the beginning only with help from a mysterious stranger) I'd solicited for further assistance-but I don't think we're going to get it. I don't like to keep bothering people or pressing the issue-even if I'm extremely intermittent with it. I estimate that much of the good will we may have had with the remaining diaspora community more or less evaporated within hours of the site going live in its present dilapidated state.

2. Dead bort

It's no secret that the competition for people's social media time and attention has never been fiercer-nor have the stakes ever been higher. With reliable software such as Discord and Telegram or websites like Reddit and Ebaum's World being supported by armies of experienced developers and financed by Ch*nese venture capital, it is a difficult time for imageboards in general. The only option forward for 4chon is to become something competitive with the many alternatives within reason, and to give people a compelling reason to socially distance themselves from the CIA and the CCP as much as possible.

3. Solution

Over a decade ago I had (somewhat successfully) experimented with server-side web development as well as experienced the misery of web design in all its browser-dependent inconsistency, and it seems that time has come again where I will not only have to learn to code to some degree, but will have to further my understanding of the relationship between webhost and client, and all other related subjects in tandem. I have plenty of ideas to modernize and streamline the format that I'm surprised aren't in use yet, and I'm taking more notes all the time.

STI, the lovable fella that he was, had created the venerable and revered "Tinyboard" software over a brisk 5 month period starting in early November of 2010 and ending with a beta release in late March. Even with all of the tools available today and all of the tangentially-related problems solved by developers past and present I doubt I will be able to accomplish a similar feat in anywhere near as expeditious a period-but I will be working towards it. In short, we're stuck with this clunker for quite a while. I am still accepting help and suggestions from trusted lads in this endeavor, but I don't really have high expectations as far as that goes and that's okay.

When you hard, you hard; 4chon will survive one way or another.
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>leave me alone
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HDV you gotta ban that agent provocateur kike on /new/ that's constantly calling for acts of violence and terrorrism

This kike wants to have your site shut down for good
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Cat woman plague

EHLP mdos dwarf is on her period again spamming every thread with demands towards other posters to kill themselfs

She want 2 make the nuchon as miserable as she is lol
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ban the ballsac spammer NOW
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Guy in tree: HDV
the crocodiles: shitposting non contributing fuckheads ruining 4chon
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mods halp

pedos have taken over my thread and are now dogwhistling ;_;

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Don't mind me. I'm just on my way to 4chon.me
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I have my own distinct rune skript (skriptif) now, i call them the skriptif star stones and you can read peoples fortunes with them.

I am thinking of taking this to the next level and creating protection spells for us "pink dogs" if you get what I'm saying.

This is white magic, not black magic.
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for chrissakes bro, will you ease up on the nutsack images? this is a family friendly website.
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I think the userbase has reached a size where I believe an Irc channel is required to seperate the oldfags/newfags, moderation/non-moderation, valuable users/trash into their seperate god given realms as was meant for us to rule. Please add a channel to this list and I, along with the rest of the nobility, will join and lead 4chon into a brave new future.
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Ban the "I fucked your mom last night" spammer RIGHT now
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whats you're take on >>6007
also, if y
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Ban the "have you considered suicide?" flood spammer RIGHT now
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Simpsons characters with eyes half closed thread
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Classroom = Nuchon/chanosphere
Fat obese hambeast chink = Me
Ramen noodles = Memes
Stacies in the back = Cancerous tripfags and discord redditor zoomers
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Posting porn on /edu/ is not a crime
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Hello /4chon/

Hey folks, Barack Hussein Obama here, formerly POTUS. As you can see, I'm sitting at home from this, uhh Corona nonsense. Uhh I just wanted to say, to start with… uhh, fuck the mods, on this website. And next, fuck African-Americans. Now that, uhh, that's out of the way, how are you folks? Seen any good, umm, kinos lately? Michelle and I'd like to hear from you all. I'll be reading your posts aloud to her. Stay safe, and God bless America.
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So is Dogisaga permanently part of 4chon culture now?
That's hot.
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>All stickies removed

Yo wtf
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we need more boards to fill up with contentless blog threads
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77777777 get on KC is right now
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>Innocent posts on nepotist-run ded borts are being censored
>Meanwhile skitzoSpergy is free to shit up my half-life alyx thread/spamflood it with unrelated off-topic slide posts

Nuchon in 2020 everyone
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HDV you have to ban dogi(the dogisaga person), they're an infilitrator from that one girl chan and has ties to israeli online agents and has a notorious history of sowing dissent. Currently KC is arguing about their own infiltration probelms(see here https://kohlchan.net/int/res/7730646.html) and how their own "magazine" is run by what probalby is mossad who conveniently has twitter ties to a wide collection of imageboard "attentionwhores" like dogi.

Just a warning bro, these people want to keep tabs on us. I wouldnt' count redx(the boy poster) out either. I've seen him in other places with chan connections. Probably there to spread those kiddy pics for an excuse for the popo to take you down if need be.
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>Hero betrays his loyal followes and switches over to the villain's organization in a heel-face turn
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4chon official discord

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ITT we brainstorm ideas on how to re-route all the upcoming reddit refugees on monday to the nu!Chon
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>Nepotist-created borts are already ded because no one posts on dem

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someone redpilled uboachan on the steedick issue again
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ITT: suggestions for new boards

Six boards aren't enough. We need more boards.
My suggestions: /tech/, /h/, /int/.
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What happened to
HDV jk idc about baldlets xdd
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4chon, like all other imageboards, is seeing the expected cucktard shill election years invasion that one would expect on a long dead, but still popular & respected board like this one. Prime opportunity to key in on some new rope day targets. By coming here and identifying themselves, its practically like they're volunteering to participate on the big day.
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i have a sample of my dogiskriptif course.
it will not be ready for a long time
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Hey HDV, what would it take to get my own board and help to ruin 4chon like Locknar and whatever dipshit irc faggot fuccboi you have on /edu/? You want dick pics like Smiley use to send you? For that matter, what does foky send you that keeps you from banning for all that spam?
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>he finally fixed the board list

about fucking time
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EHLP mods spammerSpergY is spamfloodbumping random threads with gibberish again
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Can someone ban that skitzo spammer cuntY from the bort

I'm sick and tired of having to see her toxic narcicisstic insults
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The WHOLE fucking porn thread on r9k is full of anal gape pictures and you're just now starting to delete them (when i post them) just to get to me? It's like you really want the site to die. Sad!
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Can someone ban that blog thread on /r9k/

I'm sick and tired of having to read about someone's infected ingrown toenail. This is 'not what the internet was meant for
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EHLP mods spammerspergY is spamflooding the hl alyx thread once again

His off-topic spam ought 2 b deleted
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/nice/ is literally just r9k for pussies, moderated by a circlejerk nepotist faggot that got the position only because he sucked the admin of the nuchon off. Sad!
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How do I embed YouTube videos? I've tried the copy link and I've tried posting the random letters of the url
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Admin, please make this a sticky. Black lives matter.
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the itch to ask for /edu/ is increasing. is anyone else but me interested in that? do we even have enough willpower for another board?
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what's the real reason you're so threatened by cute boy stock photos?
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Alright, which one of you clowns just became BO of tvch/dup/?
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we should make an irc channel again
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Holocaust denial vids it's me glitter what's up nigga
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Jim profit was right moderators/admins should all be shot and have their heads put up on display as warnings.
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In order to prevent the kikes from shutting down 4chon on a copyright complaint, all discussion of jewish media franchises should be banned from /gm/.
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Topics for Discussion

In an effort to increase quality postings I have made this thread to help identify topics that the usrrbase has interest in discussing. As such please state the topic your interested in seeing a thread made for, what board it belongs, and the rate of posting you wish to seek(i.e. slow and detailed or quick and shit)

Thank you for your cooperation in making 4chon GREAT AGAIN
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Imageboard list

Searching for imageboards is hard, because there is no convinient list with imageboard. I mean, why would you want to visit something you don't like? It would bad for everyone, imageboard users, because they would be pissed off by your behavior, and you, because you don't really like the place.
This is why I've made an imageboard list, which allows you to describe common acitivity and things you would like to have on your board, and decribe activity and things you don't want to see on your imageboard.

Also, I've updated my imageboard list.
Now you can see all imageboards we have in the database.

Consider adding your imageboard there. It is free.
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looks like the old banner thread 404'd
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>mfw I put forth the idea of a /nice/ board
>mfw I never post on it

I changed my mind HDV you can delete it.
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>Go to 4chon.me
>See nothing but dwarfskitzo threads littering the front page
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>Go to 4chon.me
>See nothing but redditcucky threads littering the front page
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HDV could you make it so that people maybe have to type the genre of the music they're posting in the music general? It would make finding a genre I'm into way easier, perhaps a /10 rating aswell with your post, if you can make it cyclical too cause it crashes my Pentium 3 processed computer whenever I open it
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why is it, that no matter the topic, origin, userbase makup, or overall theme does a video game board exist in every imageboard save a handful? are imageboard users really that insipid of a people that we can't have a better overarching topic in common?
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Knives cut people because they think its love, but we cant let them express their live because it destroys the balance between good and evil.
Many things wish to be accepted and loved, rape, death, aids. It is all sentient. But just because it wants, does not mean we have to give.
The age of when our objects become subverted and join into our "diverse society free of hate" is already beginning, as our objects are not doing what they are suppose to. We have bridges breaking and killing people, objects are no longer durable, they break easily, because they have been subverted and no longer have the will to fulfill their purpose in serving us.
It is the jews of course that have done this, but we already know.
It can not be stopped, the knife, bottle and sand grains will join in diversity programs and posters, the posters will be so big that 800 people can fit across the poster because all objects want to be part of this oppression Olympics of self distruction.
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Anyone else miss when people on the internet could make a point, substantiate it, and really make you think instead of just posting shitty memes and recycled talking points over and over?
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Scientists say that if you can't find the letter M in this pic you're a fucking faggot who should commit suicide
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Just looked at the newest bullshit board that HDV made for his discord buttfuck clopper buddies. Every thread on /nice/ can go on /r9k/. Absolutely useless shit board .
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the unnecessarily early line break in >>5124 may have slightly reduced the visual impact of that post, therefore i deserve reparations.
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what does the rest of 4chon think about putting a "no jewish media" rule on /gm/?
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Ehlp mods

The bort is preventing me from posting on /gm/
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clicking a post number to reply in a +50.html sends you to the full thread instead of #q(((threadnumber)))+50.html and then u have to wait for 9001 replies and 1488 images omitted to load b4 u can type ur shitpost.
i don't even give a fuck if changing it save u any bandwidth overhead, i'm only concerned about my own personal convenience
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Issit jus me or is the server shitting itself again

Sum posts take almost a minute 2 go thru
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r9k is a shitty board and it always has been
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>tfw no interest in posting here anymore

posted a single thread on r9k but it's like one line, i have no interest in making anything more than that. i think i'm done, like that other dude.
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/azg/ when
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LOL this locknar faggot cant even stomach when u insult his mum

What a sissy manchild faggot
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This is what, the third incarnation of 4chon now? If we eternally bind ourselves to the image of a dead website we'll remain dead as well. How about a new SFW board called /nice/? It can be like /r9k/ except you can't spam porn and hostile gibberish like a schizo retard.
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ehlp mods ther eis an spamfloodbumper on r9k again
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Just rename /meta/ to /attention-whoring cancerous faggots that contribute nothing to the board and its culture themselves vaguely whine incessantly about posters they dislike for no good reason/
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This chon is nothing but like 2 retards spamming inane replies(like the dude that keeps doing the mom jokes) or talking about dwarfy, who i have NO idea who that person is. HDV i'm sorry bro, but imma start looking for another place to go to, there's no one here to talk to. Literally.
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Immah take my injections and be very good, gonna keep the anglo saxon niggers away.
Gonna get injections and be very good, yeah, no i aint no starving nigger i am a fat white person.

Hell no this stuff is going to stop once and for all, injections forever.
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Can some1 explain to me why the "Last 50 posts only" feature only shows up on/works in some of the threads but not all of dem

Is this some kind of bug inna bort software
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Why is this literal spamflooding still up? Delete these threads please

Also does this faggot seriously think people will visit his site if he shits up their homeboard
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Hey. Join the comfy board :). We need people like you.
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>I praise your abuser to make you mad loool

Kys already dwarfsperg you schizoid overweight lardass fuck
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Can we have a moment of appreciation for foky's mom? This is what she has to put up with every single day. We do too, but at least we're not with him physically.
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>child porn up
>hdv does nothing
And I'm the badguy. lol
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I have made this imageboard database as my first PHP project.
It would be really nice if you consider adding your board to the database.

Thank you very much and sorry for shilling. Have a nice day
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I noticed that when u post in the coronibber sticky it won't push the sticky over the other sticky with the older posts in it, was this intended or does the bort software just handle stickies this whey
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Ehlp mods ther eis another off-site ad spammer on new and r9k