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This is literally 4chon posters
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I can't believe that 4chon is actually censoring pictures of women shitting
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The key to a kino nu!chon lurking experience imo lies in accepting the fact that bort speeds will prolly never return to 2012 tier levels
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How to absolutely rekt someone on 4chon:

Reply with simply 'ok'

The lack of usable response is almost non existant thus the troll in question gets insta rekt

This will only work on /new/ /meta/ and /gm/ however
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Anyone else notice posting and file upload having significantly slowed down or issit jus me heh
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i think i speak for everyone here in requesting that the nigger thread on /new/ get stickied. there should be at least one nigger thread on the front page of /new/ at all times anyway, so why not just make it official with a stickied nigger thread ?
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post new or old 4chon banners
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G-d this Tyler1 meme is relatable as heck smheh
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4cuck just got emojii support

ITT we discuss whether de NuChon should implement it aswell
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Boomer spammer is spamming again

See this slide thread on /new/:

Deletion + ban when
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Interesting links

Some are true some are just fun theories

Hitler was Father Couglin and Walt Disney conspiracy

Rate the plausibility of this
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What's with the stupid gay embarrasing repetitive unarticulative schizo spam lingo by that one butthurt boomer on /new/, is that supposed to be endearing somehow
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>Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
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Foky is a gay redditor with AIDs, but that's not even the worse part about him. I can look past that, but you see this loser, this absolute untermensch also thinks he has the authority to dictate 4chon's content. You see, every time I see a thread that doesn't feature a picture of a retarded looking frog, or some other lame meme it's like a breath of fresh air, like an oasis in a desert of shit, but this reprobate can't stand when someone else other than him makes a thread, because they're always better by default. That's why he has to shit them up, or attempt in vain to purge them with his gay shock images. In fact I have to make this post it's own thread, because he's destroyed any value the meta sticky could have had due to flooding it with his irrelevant garbage day in and day out. Is he just a retarded shitposter who's not self-aware enough to understand what he's doing, or is he an actively malevolent agent who's taking advantage of daddy HDV's desperation to keep this community together? I'm not entirely sure, but I do know he has no moral authority to whine about anyone else's posts.


There's one dogstralia thread and this 80IQ subhuman is complaining about 'spam', about 'nepotism', because his gay shock images were deleted while he gets away with littering the board constantly? The audacity. Even the KIKES would be embarrassed to perform such an act of chutzpah. That's when he went from a tolerable idiot to actively affecting the site's usability. I suggest he cut the shit, lest 4chon becomes a place where he just talks to himself all day, but maybe he would want that. Maybe his cum-addled brain can't even understand the implications of what he's done.
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Nu rule for dwarfbish: Provide one titty picshur w/timestamp before each thread is submitted heh
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Why the fuck does that skitzo bitch get a free pass in spamming her shitty schizophrenic ms paint scribblings on r9k and any post saging it is deleted

This is honestly worse nepotism than with the turkfaggot back then
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ded bort
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A humble travelling historian’s desire

Greetings to all indigeneous creatures of this board.

I am an ancient traveler on this forsaken land. I‘ve been to countless boards and numerous threads, seen such dreadful beings your minds couldn’t even begin to process. The soul purpose of my journey is to study these distant lands and the inhabitants native to this land.

Therefore I humbly ask you kind strangers to reveal your secret history and hidden treasures to this peaceful historian.

"A generation which ignores its own history has no past and no future." Robert Heinlein
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Do sumo threads belong in /new/ because its world news, /gm/ because its gaymez or /r9k/ because it appeals to fat retards?
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>the site is still broke
>I still need to make and upload like 400 flags
>we're at the top of the second page on Google
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i got dubs

post ur ban messages from other websites
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ban skitzospammerspergY
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what happens if 4chon get popular again and a bunch of gaywads show up and start posting tons of gay shit?
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EmcelSkitzocunty is spamming the bort with "stfu + kys" again
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stfu + kys

stfu + kys
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Come on now HDV

this lowlife is seriously getting out of hand with the constant nonsense flooding in EVERY SINGLE thread
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Happy New Year you clowns.
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Ehlp mdos ther eis an spamcunty on frontpaeg
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Change the default poster name to 'dwarf' ?
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ban Phantasm
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State of the Chon 9/21/19

Welcome to 4chon.me, a reimagining of the world-famous pro-Hillary Clinton #resistance website: 4chon.net. I am its current steward HDV, which stands for "High Definition Videos" of which I am known to be quite the fan.

Unfortunately, in contrast to the founder of 4chon.net who'd developed the venerable tinyboard imageboard software, the only relevant work experience I have is geocities. Regardless, against my better judgment I've still decided that-with the future of 8chan being ambiguous and the fate of 4chon hanging in the balance-the time for a true alternative was nigh.

the Story So Far:

After our first few days many problems are (suspected to be) solved but several remain

1. flag situation handled-but new, higher-resolution flags are planned
2. multi-image still not working
3. youtube embed only so far (this vichan fork, lainchan, has options including vimeo, dailymotion, metacafe and vocaroo which aren't currently working-we would like to feature the popular bitchute player as well)

I've created this thread to solicit the more experienced members of this community who might be lurking for the help I so desperately need in making this a place worth posting on.
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butthurtspammer!spergy mite b unironically closet gay

I mean think about all he thinks and posts about 24/7 is men's nude asses being spanked by a fat gay old fetishmaster personality which he even chose as his persona avatar

This lad could suck a golfball thru a garden hose heh
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HDV add yule hat to nuchon logo heh
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chink bitch = dwarfcunty
sofa = dwarfcunty thread
chink lad = me
chair = actual quality content
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>report functshen completely broken
>gayass robot workan perfectly fine

wat he mean by dis
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Thousand year chon

How many times did 4chon die in 2019?
Was 2010-2020 to 4chon decade?
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wordfilter malcom to dwarfcunty
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>"Merry Christmas, Daddy"

Wat do
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Me the fancy wine drinker heh
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>gook moot fucks over nojs captcha on purpose + lowers captcha reset time below 60 fuckin seconds now
>install userscript to speed up the kiked captcha fade time
>jewgle suddenly blocks me saying i'm sending "automated queries" despite having done all the previous captchas correctly
>have to get nu IP just for being able to post

You just can't win
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this place has literally no purpose
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Where is catfucker? If he's gone that means all the /old/ tripniggers are gone, except for HDV.
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Take your fucking meds already you sad crazed infertile old cunt
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malcolm mccormick

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itt rumors and information about the activities in the secret offsite 4chon backchannels
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Why don’t we wear christmas hats and have our christmas trees out all year and celebrate our hyperborean ancestors and nordic traditions?

I was thinking of wearing christmas decorations or a christmas had all year
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>come to 4chon
>slap foky's butt
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HDV my nigger add your Nuchon 2 de list pliss

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every single fuarkin borad one the internet has holiday javascript snow as a "feature" and every single implementation of the snow seems to require about as much processing power as your average comprehensive simulation of the universe with full realism. 420chan unironically drains my laptop battery more than 105x faster than 4chon does, kohlchan can take my laptop from completely chilled in sleep mode to overheating and the fan kicking on in under a minute.
i'm pointing this out because the whole computer window snow phenomenon all goes back to xsnow ( https://janswaal.home.xs4all.nl/Xsnow/ ) which computers from the 1980s could handle. how can a 36kb executable tier feature possible require that level of power? vlc with 1080 anime doesn't make my fan kick on, thats a much, much more complex display.
are all those bords with the snow mining memecoins?
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What is the plan ultimately for this place? Is there a goal, are we gonna try and reunite as many of the old guard, if we can even find anyone? What about website development is vichan/tinyboard even developed anymore? There's formatting issues already with the posts that make them spaced out all ugly, would like to see that get fixed and maybe see if we can restore some of the classic themes/banners.

What the next move? Also i'm only here because there's literallly no one else left. Lain is dead, kc is ded(kohl sucks), all of the 8ch clones are terrible, i'm permabanned from wizchan. Ii's like this time we really are to our backs against the wall here and this is our last gasp before our collective deaths.
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>all this sudden activity
ya'll niggas actin like ur done with finals or s*msh*t

did they go ok?
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Can this little ditty go on the front page?

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Holy FUCKING shit
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You need to start dishing out some bans to the butthurtspammer
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Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
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What if our evil rulers are some kind of aliens, fat people don't exist, and we are all animals?

The world just does not make sense to me.
Why is everything so messed up?

Hard mode not ((()))
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I should have stayed away. But against better judgement I searched out for 4chon. Here I am. Should I run? Should I forget this place exists? I thought I had finally closed a chapter on my life with the collapse of 8.
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what would be the best ways to make fattie nolegs get even more butthurt?
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I didn't have anything interesting to say, but I decided to make a thread anyways
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>go on /new/
>no slapper on the front page
is the daddy howard meem finally dead?
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From now on I will be posting Anonymously, or not at all until proven otherwise/I feel like it. If you want to reach me on Discord, you know where to find me Phantasmagoric#7104.
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LIVE: Yellow Vests protesters join strike in Paris

Yellow Vests protesters march in Paris
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Ban dwarfTurky
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>Dwarfspam gets deleted in certain tripfaggot threads
>Meanwhile butthurtspammerspergy spam in Foky thread continues unabated even when he's spamflooding the exact same shit thrice in a row

Favoritism at work again
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It's my birthday fammos
Just wanted to say I love you all for a brief moment
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Flesh Fahrenheit has resumed recruitment. Aspiring members of Flesh Fahrenheit, your time is now.
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Phagtasm confirmed for mod
I got perma banned for posting a pic of him with his whale of a gf, not doxxing so I'm confused as to why I was banned

Also I'm not dwarf
I'm out, enjoy your circlejerk
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You Get What You Heckin' Deserve!

>tfw AT LEAST [hyperbole(?)]87.3458%[/hyperbole(?)] of the posts on this entire w*bsite are either me, FoKy or the Anti-FoKy Butthurt Spammer

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I'm starting to get REALLY fuckig tired of all the astral-chads here always talking about their lucid dreams and banging random dream whores we need to BAN all non-virgins including astral-non-virgins if i have to read one more fucking time about some draenai cunt unzipping an anons pants and sucking out his ecto-coom I'm gonna fucking snap whose wih me
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Why is this board not on the homepage, also, I got this error while trying to post a pic of my fit what do?
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The embed functshen seems awfully unoptimized, /gm/ takes ages to load on waterfox whereas on brave it loads fast af
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KEK fuckin 4cuck tranny janny got triggered by my redpills again

Bitch nigga doesn't know i can circumvent this in a couple seconds in case his ban request gets approved, i'm not using this current range anymoar anyways in a couple hours
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Disabled robutt on r9k wen
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I asked mlpol if I could hire one of their code ponies to help us out because our 4chon frens don't seem to be interested anymore heh
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tfw you check the front page everyday for dat fresh HDV music
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More MODS needed

Delete the ass photos and ban the troll immediately

Every thread is full of homo assholes and butt slappers

If you don't deal with him that piece of human garbage will manage to kill this board just before he suicides himself
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Can't u ppl just post normally for five minutes for heavens' sake? Jeez heh
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Can you PLEASE make the front page like a geocities page?
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Whats the best programming languages to have as games on a website?

Javascript so the games just load in the browser? or have C++ games that are downloadable through the website?

What would work better through archive.org 50 years later?
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How do you make buttons that you turned into hover gifs display in the middle of the page instead of in the left corner?
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(used on my website and uploaded to deviantart too)
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Uh…what does this do heh
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How come none of you niggers are up early? Adopt a healthy sleep schedule, thanks!
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Anybody keeping up on the 8kun faggotry? It's a massive shitshow. Three months of prep time and on launch day nothing fucking works right.
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Anyone who makes someone believe things like murder, cancer, rape and pedos are actually real is pure evil.

Now i have passed the test, everyone was the jew all along, now tell me what the fuck is going on.
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If 4chonners were music genres


Gothic Metal, post-punk
Old school emo
>Liberal Feline
Synthwave remixes of anime songs
Neofolk lol who are we kidding, nu metal not just any nu metal - the retarded kind, like Fred Durst
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Your powers are useless against me, dwarf/IBT/whom'stever is posting the sissy cuck porn, post all the buxom ladies you like, for I am a monogamous coomer.
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/BUTTHURT/ general discussion
post all of your butthurt about other posters, user interfaces, network connectivity or any other asspain you have in this thread ITT.
anyone who wishes to try and disguise their rectal suffering as (((constructive criticism))) are also welcome to use this thread to try and be helpful, but just get laughed at instead.
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Ban the troll !

Until this place is cleaned up anywhere else is preferable. If you want people to return then delete the disgusting photos and ban the troll immediately.

All the girls have already left! Every thread is homo assholes and butt slappers. That's what killed original 4chon if you'll remember. If you don't deal with that human garbage he will manage to kill the board before he eventually suicides himself.
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>want to work on site (to what extent I can)
>want to sh*tpost on site more

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Can the faggot who types paragraph after paragraph just fucking leave already
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Why has no Type O Negative song been featured on the front page, HDV? What are you, gay?
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Not n/p/h spammer


I am seriously starting to r9kpost on /new/ if this thread isn't moved to r9k
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The birth of butthurtSpammerSpergy in glorious HD