One time I got drunk and went to jail for stealing tropical fish from this hotel aquarium and violated my parole. But the public defender got my a sentence down to 20 days in jail and 271 hours of community service. They had a nigga hemmed up with that weed wacker, going around them traffic circles in Hollywood, Florida during rush hour. I Used to do that shit in my steel toes, cause there's a gang of syringes in that grass, heard me? When them muthafuckas stick you in the foot you gon' walk around suicidal thinking you got the 'germs'. One time I got hungry, chained up the weed wacker, and ran across the street to grab me some doritos and snapple. Das my muthafuckin snack! When I got over there old Roy rolled up there with that street cart. Dis is when I was first gettin on that health kick, so I decided to get me uh corn dog with a stick, try to get up on them vegetables. Plus, I got tha ketchup, for the tomatoes, and just did it like uh salad. But I still had to go into the store to get my 'mango madness' Snapple, cause he only had them squeezas and bottled waters, and I ain't really in the mood for that cause I was thirsty! As I enter, the clerk was like "TJ, I JUST STOCKED THAT 'MANGO MADNESS' FOR YUH!", clock work my nigga. I'm strollin' past the freezas, for the first time I notice, they got 'berry cherry' Snapple, 'lime green', 'mint', 'rasberry', 'kiwi twist', 'summer peach' and 'snapricot'. Nigga, its lookin like uh gay pride snapple promotion in this bitch. I go to the front counter, and I'm like "Ay man, when y'all get all these other snapples?" Dey was like "We always had 'em." I said "You always had 'apple pie' flavored snapple, right here?" He said "Yeah." I said "Why ain't you tell me?" He says "Cause you like the 'mango madness'." I said "How you know dat!" He said "Nigga, you buy it everday!". You wanna know what they gave us for lunch every fucking day in davie county correctional facility? Mango fuckin snapple!5 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.
>>426>in some cases it just seems like it's obvious whether someone is a piece of sh*t just from a few short conversations.
Often body language itself is enough, or how they dress themselves
Whew that ass. I'm hitting the point in not cooming where even softcore stuff is getting dangerous.
>Cesare Lombroso (/lɒmˈbroʊsoʊ/, also US: /lɔːmˈ-/, Italian: [ˈtʃeːzare lomˈbroːzo, ˈtʃɛː-, -oːso]; born Ezechia Marco Lombroso; 6 November 1835 – 19 October 1909), was an Italian criminologist, physician, and founder of the Italian School of Positivist Criminology. Lombroso rejected the established classical school, which held that crime was a characteristic trait of human nature. Instead, using concepts drawn from physiognomy, degeneration theory, psychiatry and Social Darwinism, Lombroso's theory of anthropological criminology essentially stated that criminality was inherited, and that someone "born criminal" could be identified by physical (congenital) defects, which confirmed a criminal as savage or atavistic.
Lombroso's general theory suggested that criminals are distinguished from noncriminals by multiple physical anomalies. He postulated that criminals represented a reversion to a primitive or subhuman type of person characterized by physical features reminiscent of apes, lower primates, and early humans and to some extent preserved, he said, in modern "savages". The behavior of these biological "throwbacks" will inevitably be contrary to the rules and expectations of modern civilized society.
>Through years of postmortem examinations and anthropometric studies of criminals, the insane, and normal individuals, Lombroso became convinced that the "born criminal" (reo nato, a term given by Ferri) could be anatomically identified by such items as a sloping forehead, ears of unusual size, asymmetry of the face, prognathism, excessive length of arms, asymmetry of the cranium, and other "physical stigmata". Specific criminals, such as thieves, rapists, and murderers, could be distinguished by specific characteristics, he believed. Lombroso also maintained that criminals had less sensitivity to pain and touch; more acute sight; a lack of moral sense, including an absence of remorse; more vanity, impulsiveness, vindictiveness, and cruelty; and other manifestations, such as a special criminal argot and the excessive use of tattooing.
>Besides the "born criminal", Lombroso also described "criminaloids", or occasional criminals, criminals by passion, moral imbeciles, and criminal epileptics. He recognized the diminished role of organic factors in many habitual offenders and referred to the delicate balance between predisposing factors (organicPost too long. Click here to view the full text.