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oh no no no no



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Dat b confoozin de simp heh



I'm telling you trannies are everywhere they're like 10% of the male population now. All the thots you see online are trannies.



stfu + kys, skitzo boomer



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Lol this



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Wishan i cud nut on sum tits rn

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What compels a man to being a simp?

Do they really think some girl is going to marry them if they send them $50? There has to be something very primal at play here in the subconscious mind of these people because logic is going right out the heckin' window.


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I have a theory that it comes from their relationships with their mothers. They're used to having a female in a position of power in their lives, and trying desperately to please her. That's reinforced by the education system (most teachers are female) and potentially even their jobs as an adult.

Male figures are absent in the lives of a lot of boys growing up, and so are male ideas like strength, self reliance, and love. You end up with "men" who have been trained to be extremely passive slaves to women and who believe the road to success in life is trying to cater to their every whim, because it worked on every other female authority figure growing up. To a simp every woman is an "authority".



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Because they don't brush their teeth or wash their penises.



stfu freud you f*cking KIKE
this is clearly the upmost desperation meeting capitalism



That might be true



I shit in the shower once, one of the biggest I've ever done in my life too. It was 2 years ago. I had had a very bad perianal abscess and developed a fistula on my ass cheek, I had surgery and they slashed s giant gash in me from the fistula to my asshole, about 3 inch long and 4 inches deep and ran a plastic tie thru the hole, into my rectum, back out of my asshole and tied it together.

After he surgery, they warned me about constipation and told me to take a ton of stool softeners. The anesthesia slows down your body and makes your poop hard. So I had a huge hard turd in me and a massive wound around my ass that made pushing out poop insanely painful like shitting a knife. Not to mention the poop would move the plastic ziptie thru the wound.

I didn't shit for 5 days, became incredibly painful. Doctor gave me the choice between driving 30 min to him to do a "digital extractions' aka he scoops my shit out with his finger, vs me taking a few enemas.

I started with one, waited 15 minutes and couldn't poop so I added another and another. Finally I let out a hard little painful nug of poop. I was crying from the pain and turned on the shower to clean myself off since I couldn't just wipe shit into the hash.

As soon as the hot water hit my stomach, I felt an urge, and I couldn't get out in time. I shit a massive amount of feces into the shower, a huge mound the most shit I've ever seen in my life, it was a fucking ant hill. I used paper towels to try and pick it up and throw it into the toilet but then I just kept farting out water so I stayed in the shower until it was time to shit again and then dropped another massive pile of custard onto the shower floor.

That was 2 years ago, now I use that tub to wash my 1 year old son in.

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should i get some timbs?
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op here
nah fuck that
want some boots though



Red Wings are pretty based but they're expensive af because they're made by American boomers



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I would if I could, bitch.



U shud succ on deez nutz



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meme shoes

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is it ever ok to hit a woman
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Both of these are right.

This is why you carry a gun, dummy.



if you ask first most girls are into it



>asking women permission for anything
They're property.



well yeah but you negotiate until you're at that point



when there aren't any jews left standing and you're out of ammunition


Why is big picklechungus so wholesome lads


God i cant wait for r34 of this xD



I must uppen dis threada

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greenpurrp here. left japan. smoking some dank h'ueed now.


That's epic bro simply epic, slam a Coors light next



>tfw you're still contagious

Stay away normie heh, ree!



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>Says he's greenladdo
>doesnt have greenladdo flag on

Fake nus heh

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Rabbi Yeshua knows to look out for redpilled goyim.



Is fapping to relatively vanilla Japanese lesbian pornography evil or GOOD, redart?



Cooming is bad for your health.



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“Think not lightly of evil,
saying, ‘It will not come to me.’
Drop by drop is the water pot filled.
Likewise, the fool,
gathering it little by little,
fills himself with evil.

Think not lightly of good,
saying, ‘It will not come to me.’
Drop by drop is the water pot filled.
Likewise, the wise man,
gathering it little by little,
fills himself with good.”



man it sure would've been awesome to be pontious pilate and some sjw kike is reeeeeeing about money changers so you say "lol fk u kike" and execute him

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My school just shut down. I guess summer vacation is starting early.
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#MeToo. They're gonna make us log into some teleconferencing software at the normal class times though which sucks, no more being late heh



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I don't think my school is rich enough to afford that kind of thing. Our final exams were outright cancelled, and school is suspended "until further notice". Some of the profs last week were saying they'd probably just grade people based on the work they handed in so far and call it quits for the semester.

The summer semester was cancelled too.




>I was in the Denver International Airport the other day, the largest airport in North America (and infamous Illuminati doomsday bunker) and while I was there (it was like 1 A.M. in the morning) I kept hearing this weird ass shit.

watch dis vid
man fuck that I'd run to the nearest exit



mfw it's real

>Tonight is the final night of testing of our overhead emergency messaging system. If you're in the airport overnight, you will hear test announcements about various airport emergencies, like tornado warnings. No need for alarm, this is only a test!


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Have a 3 months supply of non-perishable food and water for emergencies.


prepping is for virgins



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prepping ur mums ass for the BWC bull isnt though LOL



tfw fat enough for 2 months worth of calories

get on my level


>Doggerbreh 0.000000001 nanoseconds after i open a yoghurt and he hears me eating it from ousside:






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Der butthurt



Go back to reddit. Don't you need to whine about how your mom tried to get you to eat your vegetables on r/raisedbynarcissists?

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