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 No.17316[Reply]

Just LOOK at that belly. Its HUGE!
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 No.17329

>>17323
Synchronicity, I was shoplifted from today, three kids and they looked like K*KES in case you're wondering.

Just for the record shoplifting is based when I've done it though heh

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 No.17377

>>17329
Synchronicity, I stole a lighter from 7-11 today heh

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 No.17381

I used to steal everything, because I had literally no money and was unemployable LOL!

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 No.17392

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>>17322
I don't think its a shop dude. This one isn;t either even though it looks like it is. Theres a video…

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 No.17395

>>17392
>wen u eat 2 mch pizza



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 No.17204[Reply]

I was raided IRL by the feds and they took my latest dogiskriptif updates, i could only upload a previous version of dogiskriptif to the internet. make sure you download the videos and keep it safe.
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 No.17365

>>17364
OR ILL TRY TO Figure out how i can put it on my website as a downloadable.

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 No.17366

IT WORKS, YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE DOGISKRIPTIF 1.5 TRANSLATOR FROM MY WEBSITE NOW (red dog button)

YOU CAN ALL MAKE YOUR OWN DOGISKRIPTIF COMICS

HAIL GNU GPLv3

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 No.17368

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>>17366
I can't wait!

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 No.17369

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M I doing it rite?

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 No.17370

>>17369
Yef, Daf iish sijikai penpei.



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 No.17294[Reply]

how come theres no equivalent of the functional strength joke for other categories of physical fitness enthusiasts?
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 No.17328

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>>17327
too cucked; didn't read

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 No.17354

I surf its nice and yes girls are hot

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 No.17356

>>17354
surfing is truly based heh.
>t. longboarder

how do dese zoomers handle those squirrly little boards heh

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 No.17357

>>17356

I have a disdain for longboards, they're too easy. And ofc they are big and fat to carry around unlike based little shortboards.

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 No.17358

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>>17357
repent, zoomer



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 No.17331[Reply]

>For me, imageboards were a stepping stone in getting redpilled and finding God and self-improvement. Prior to 4chan and 8chan I was just a apolitical normie idiot who smoked weed, coomed, had a bad diet, and played video games, but /pol/ and /fit/ saved me from that dreadful lifestyle.
>You're right that there's a ton of degeneracy, though, and that's why I eventually moved on and stopped frequenting them. Maybe once or twice a year I check in, but usually I regret it. 4chan /pol/ is pure trash nowadays, and 8kun is just Qlarping.
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 No.17332

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> a apolitical normie

does anything you do actually change politics though?

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 No.17333

>>17332
If you're financially successful and start a cult it can.

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 No.17335

heh all dis crap just made me realize how stupid politics is. l*terally the only goal in life is to jew the system into giving you enough federal reserve notes to never have to debase yourself into wagecucking.

take the hehpill, KIKE

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 No.17337

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>Last time I checked /pol/ almost half the threads were blatant trolling. It’s good for a laugh occasionally, but it’s tiring to dig through the mounds of shit and garbage to find anything good.



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 No.17228[Reply]

how come pepe has bowling balls for eyeballs?
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 No.17239

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they're faces saying :o

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 No.17245

>>17239
they look like baby niggers seeing a KFC for the first time

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 No.17251

>>17245
you would know, lmao

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 No.17289

I think it's meant to be a reflection in the eyes, implying they are moistened by tears.

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 No.17326

>>17289
matt furie is a shitty artist



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 No.17300[Reply]

i fuck 10s whenever i want to and i'd like to dispel some myths and wrong ideas that have been floating around freely for far too long. i'm not tall, jus slightly above average, i'm nearly average or a tiny pinch better in every other category too. being a freak of any sort make you undesirable to 10s and i just happen to be lucky enough to have been born perfect. the girls that go for the 6' 8" viking god looking dudes are girls with insecurity issues who feel they have something to prove, they wouldn't feel that way if they didn't know that they were imperfect. 10s just want someone who their peers can't mock in any way, if a girl dates some viking god dude her friends will make fun of her for it cause the dude is a freak, 10s won't bother. the golden one is fucking nasty 7s at best. i fuck primo selection only because i don't try too hard. 10s don't need to show off, they don't want to, that kind of behavior is for losers who were born fucked up. if you were unlucky enough to be born shorter than 6' or taller than 6' 2" then you might as well quit thinking about ever fucking a 10 right now. oversized mutants happily buy into the meme about women liking tall guys, but reality don't bear it out. one of the reason 10s look great in every photo you've ever seen them in is that they don't bother hanging around with unusually sized people, thats why they never end up looking like a weird giant or a dwarf in photos. if you were lucky enough to be born within the tight tolerances of perfection like i was then you're abnormal, you don't deserve to fuck 10s, they aren't interested in you, your freak genetics isn't welcome in our gene pool.
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 No.17305

gay retard post tbheh. golden one is also a gay retard. varg is based and fucks 10s. fuck niggers and fuck you.

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 No.17311

>>17305
butthurt virgin lol

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 No.17314

>>17311
this is l*teral high school tier advice redart. "hurr durr just DGAF" is the normalfag's "hurr durr just LDAR"

so much of what calibur of girl you get depends on completely random shit like where you hang out and who you associate with. do shit that dumb faggots do and you'll get women that like dumb faggots

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 No.17320

>>17314
>so much of what calibur of girl you get depends on completely random shit like where you hang out and who you associate with. do shit that dumb faggots do and you'll get women that like dumb faggots
I only wish someone had told me this sooner.



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 No.17056[Reply]

i was lost since 8chan shut down, i followed the 4chon steam group but nobody would talk to me. i kept checking 8kun.top as i assumed the board would end up there. then i joined a kigurumi discord and surfed twitter looking for asian kigs to fap to. then i watched twitch for a time and got banned from my favourite streamer for being a nut. i couldn't use 4chan due to paranoia so i've been on wizchan for the past month. then i started posting 4chon memes there and a kind wizzie mentioned this url.

i feel home again, i had lost a part of me but now it has returned. i love you all.
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 No.17260

>>17065
That's because this goy didn't post much there at all or at least not with the namefaggotry

Im gay btw

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 No.17268

>>17249
haven't seen him, but i haven't been here long. i think the slow pace of the board makes it difficult to follow without getting bored.>>17249

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 No.17269

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>i think the slow pace of the board makes it difficult to follow without getting bored.

How's life with adhd treating you?

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 No.17271

>>17269
it's hard to hold down a steady job but on the upside I have no college debt. not so bad i think.

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 No.17284

>>17269
I watch youtube videos on 2X speed, while also listening to another one in the background simultaneously, because everyone talks too slow.



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 No.17274[Reply]

>going back to am*rica to grow weed
heh finally the NEET life ends


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 No.17255[Reply]

Why are plebs so stupid?

On a week every couple years me and other locals leave old electronics on the same porch for the trash collectors to pick them as a part of municipal recycling program.

This time the local bydlo have snatched vacuum cleaner with a destroyed motor, a broken satellite TV device from like 20 years ago and a 30 KG server UPS device with dead battery cells. They probably were likely convinced the last item was a sleek desktop PC, even despite it's enormous weight.

First time two of them cowardly ran away when I opened the window and asked them wtf they were doing going through this shit. Now they came twice in the very dead of night to covertly grab the 'treasures' and also overturned and left littered contents of old batteries/small items box everywhere..
I hope the roadside won't also be littered with dead UPS cells now once they open up the mysterious heavy box and realize there's nothing valuable to find in there.

Why are plebs so fucking stupid?
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 No.17258

Report these dirty mexicans to the local ICE agency outpost.

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 No.17259

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>>17258
>Mexicans
Russian-eurodance listening rural Latvian-Slavo-alcoholic hybrids who may or may not currently work a the local sawmill or do thoughtful endeavors like this to attain cheap booze as the height of their daily lives.

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 No.17261

Kek where u from OP

I bet some poorass slavic shithole

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 No.17266

>>17261
some poorass baltic rural shithole, it's comfi

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 No.17267

>>17266
BESTONIAN?!!!



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 No.17152[Reply]

ive been cooming to traps help
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 No.17214

>>17191
solo is fine because the fantasy involved there is peeping on a girl while she cooms / having a girl perform sex-acts for you.
lesbian porn is just cuckoldry or self-insertion as a woman heh.

trap porn is based because the fantasy is dominating a sissy

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 No.17229

>>17214
Nah you're just gay lol

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 No.17235

There's nothing wrong with lesbian porn, but it is boring. Haven't been able to get off to it since I was a teen. There's not even a taboo element to it, because nobody cares about dykes, but if you're a FAGGOT that's still social suicide. Even though nobody will tell you that to your face, it still makes most people extremely uncomfortable. This is a big reason why I can't stop watching gay shit, especially when it comes to 2D, it makes for top-tier awkward scenarios.

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 No.17263

>Trannies fucking bio!women in the ass in public

Now this is patrish af

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 No.17264

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>>17263
Also vicaTS are the only ones who have done this as of yet i think heh



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