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 No.5922[Reply]

Fuarkin hell laddos i suffered one of the worst cluster migraine attacks/episodes for months yesterday

Shit was fuckin brutal i legit thought i was going tha perish right den and dere

It probably was a combination of too much stress, fucked up weather patterns and expired/narc-sabotaged food most likely methinks. I also fapped shortly after taking kratom and going to bed just as i was digesting said food which amplified it most likely

I almost took sum triptan too but wuz scared it would make the visual snow worse so i held off just short of it and opted for a lill puke bucket instead heh

But wow i really don't wish it even upon my worst foe to experience this kind of pain and discomfort
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 No.5930

i sure hope this kills foky but damn fucker is like a cockroach

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 No.5934

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>>5930
Fuck u dwarfbish im gonna cum down ur throat pucci

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 No.6133

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Just found dis heh

>.reddit.com/r/clusterheads/comments/38qtnz/what_are_your_tricks_to_abortprevent_attacks/

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 No.6141

i hope you die

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 No.6153

>>6141
Suck my dick saltbitchcunty lol



 No.6129[Reply]

Experts: "You just can't make a powerful automatic crossbow."

Joerg Sprave: "Hold mein bier!"
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 No.6130

fasafaafsasf

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 No.6152

God i hope someone starts selling conversion kits of that detachable semi auto magazine he's invented so i can convert muh chink xbow heh



 No.6128[Reply]

Wud DIY drill motor electric bikes b aloud in an anti micro mobility society
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 No.6131

no because they lack efficiency

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 No.6139

>>6131
this poojetpunk mobile has all the efficiency u need

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 No.6149

DIY thread?

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 No.6150

>>6128
Also this video sucks shit and the author doesn't explain anything or talk about his tools.



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 No.6137[Reply]

what's up, niggers? it's been a while

y'all still gay?
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 No.6143

nigger

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 No.6144

We're not gay just bi curious heh

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 No.6145

What's up man, how's it goin'?

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 No.6148

I believe the redguard was literally on jenkem.

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 No.6155

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FUCK NIGGERS



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 No.640[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

God i love kratom
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 No.5994

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heh

sasffs


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 No.6134

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Mfw kratom is both my spoon booster aswell as insurance against the feelium heh

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 No.6146

>>5994
thats one hell of a nice looking little pig

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 No.6147

>>5999
BASED Russians.



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 No.5965[Reply]

dis b eggsactly me woah heh
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 No.6052

>>6047
Like how I muted ur mum with my cawk xD

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 No.6064

>>6052
also just for 64 seconds?

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 No.6074

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the gothgaze gf

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 No.6088

>>6064
Best 64 seconds of my life!

You got a spooky get tho, I always nut in 60-64 seconds.

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 No.6140

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wwqfqwfwwqfqwqw



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 No.5990[Reply]

I’ve recently gotten into the habit of not tipping at all because of stupid posts like this from women. Nothing can describe the childlike giddiness of receiving the bill and acting like I’m jotting down a bunch of number until the waitress becomes distracted and leaves, then skipping off behind a wall or to the bathroom to sneak a furtive glance while giggling as I watch her face contort into anger and disgust when she sees a zero on tip line. It’s really quite a rush, and I know there’s going to be some servers in here telling me about “spit in my food” or some other niggerish behavior, but don’t worry I space out my visits and never get the same person twice.
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 No.6119

>>6116
>>6117
None of this is true in practice. Even the shittiest tip-job employee makes out like a bandit regardless of the 'quality' of their service, and your meal ends up far more expensive as a result of the extortion racket forcing you to tip every time, oh and don't forget about the delivery fee, goy! We heard you like fees, so we added a fee to the fee that already exists, so you can pay while you're paying! And even if you do pay a standard tip, did you order too much food? Well good news for you, CUNTS like the vagnigger in the OP will still complain about you, because of course ordering a lot of food could only mean you're really rich.
I can just imagine the greasy KIKE who came up with the scheme to get customers to subsidize the wage of their employees. Maybe they should all be making a fixed wage, but of course the tipping extortion racket wouldn't want that, because they benefit too much from the current system where they get to profit and still complain about their low wage. This is why I always pick up my food, these niggers are already worthless to me. Robots can't replace wagecucks soon enough.

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 No.6121

You know how you can not deal with getting your food fucked with? COOK IT YOURSELVES.

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 No.6122

>>6121
No need. The chefs don't extort money from me, only the worthless middle-men do.

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 No.6126

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>>6111
>As a pizza I've never seen or heard about someone spitting in food
>As a pizza

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 No.6127

>>6126
>As a pizza shit



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 No.66[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Guys I'm seriously fucking homeless and have been for about a month now. I got myself checked into the psych ward at the moment and I'm waiting for Ontario Works to hopefully kick in, it's taking fucking forever, but if it finally comes in I can survive a bit better and buy food when the soup kitchens are closed and buy parts for my bike and such and stop having to rely on the mercy of others. Some shit I don't want to talk about happened that seriously traumatized me, on top of several other occurences that all happened in the last few months, and it made me snap. I have hardcore panic attacks in certain situation I don't want to talk about. What I need above all other things now is a bro to hang out with. I'm so fucking lonely and most people out on the streets are drug addicts, unreliable, unstable, and hurtful. Only the old men at the soup kitchens are great but it's not enough. I need a girlfriend, I need bros, I need help surviving the upcoming winter. If anyone has a place for me to rent (if and when) my caseworker finally gets all the shit together and OW comes in, or we can find some kind of arrangement like me sleeping in a shed or you enjoy my company enough to let me live for free with you, or you can at least offer a place to couchsurf a while…. or something please reach out to me in this thread. I've couchsurfed a lot already and sometimes had to sleep with my bayonet in parks. Sometimes I'm just in a daze, memory unable to work, tired constantly, and just sleep a little here and there in the soup kitchen or in a shop or what have you before continuing on. I've been walking and biking around so much my feet are seriously fucked, I'm trying to get that addressed at the hospital right now. They are full of worts and I think what is called dermatitis and the toenails are fucked and everything is calloused (although I cut some chunks of calloused skin off awhile with a boxcutter, it's still a mess). Hopefully it will be fixed at the hospital but I've been asking for days and they never seem to get it properly addressed although they gave me some cream for my feet and also someone gave me a pair of sandles for free. Anyways, I am in survival mode practically all the time, barely getting by… my stay in the ward will only last so long so right now I can think a little more clear. I am currently out on a pass and posting from public wifi. Please, if there are any anons in Ontario, I badly need your friendship and love. I've been hurt soPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.5314

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>>5313
He's jizzed before.
>Who doesn't like orgasms tho?

He's eaten plenty of oranges too.
>He likes oranges.

He has experienced some of life's pleasures.

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 No.5520

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Wat ur fav phenotype

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 No.5670

asfd

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 No.5677

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>>66
disboriginigg

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 No.6125

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The fringe gf



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 No.6124[Reply]

OH NO, NOT MY HECKIN NIGGERINOS! YOU CAN'T JUST REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE INSTITUTIONAL RACISM! MY JOVIAL JIGABOO FLUFFHEADS! YOU CAN'T UPSET MY BLUBBERLIPPED GOODBOI GOLLIWOGS! OH DEARIE, MY CRIME-COMMITTING CHUMS, I'M SORRY FOR MY FELLOW PALEFACED PUPPERS! DARKIES ARE COOL, COLORED CULTURE IS SUPERIOR


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 No.6107[Reply]

rate my new smugington kid pepe
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 No.6109

I rate it based/10
libs owned lmao

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 No.6120

An appropriate avatar for the gaypers.



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