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 No.17993[Reply]

the modern dollar is worthless

prove me wrong
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 No.18001

>>17998
thats a big part of why i swear i could sell my turds for $1000/g if i just went to the trouble to convince some gape-jawed redditors that the turds were scarce and also a big part of why i don't bother

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 No.18057

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>>17997
in theory, you have a point.
but in practice is where u r wrong

yes, the dollar bill per se is just a piece of paper, but the value behind it is what sets its price. claiming a piece of poop has value is the hard part because A.) everyone can poop and create new poop at home. B.) who the fuck are you so that your poop have any value? unless you are a mega celebrity, or a simp magnet like belle delphine you wont be able to place any value on ur poop; whereas the federal reserve can and has a solid establishment behind them to dictate the value of the dollar… not to say that just because it's "legit money" it is valuable. just look at venezuela, zimbabwe, and as of late Argentina.. the inflation has fucked their cash harder than daddy howard

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 No.18072

>>18057
>REEEEEEEEEEE UR SHIT ISN'T WORTH A THOUSAND A GRAM
lmao@poor ppl
butthurt cause u can't afford my $1000/g shits

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 No.18089

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>slips laxative into $1000/g turd anon's drink
>$1000/g turd anon get's diarrhea
>hyperinflation ensues
>profit?

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 No.18094

>>18072
ur shit aint worth shit nigga
and i mean that



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 No.18002[Reply]

Any other fellow Americans perform your civic duty yet?
t. Just got back from early voting
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 No.18071

should i vote by ballot or in person

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 No.18073

>>18071
It's going to Biden whether you want it to or not so you might as well do whatever

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 No.18079

>>18055
putin has a jew nose. is he a heeb?

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 No.18081

>>18073
>implying there's any chance that biden will win

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 No.18088

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HEH and also LOL!



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 No.16228[Reply]

How's the fitness goals coming along, lads?
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 No.18048

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How to improove brain and body function

increase blood flow by exercising (aerobic exercise)
keep learning new things, it's one of the most powerful things to help your hippocampus (I recommend learning electric guitar. It's wonderfully soothing, enriching, and therapeutic)
Fight inflammation. Gum disease can cause inflammation in body and damage heart and brain.
Eat healthy food. Omega 3 is good for the brain. I recommend leafy greens and wild salmon.
Avoid head trauma (conCussions, etc.)
Avoid toxins (chemicals, marijuana, etc.)
Protect mental health. Decrease stress.
Increase vitamin D.
Boost testosterone. Use weight training. Eat more fiber and less sugar.
Keep your blood sugar down if you have diabetes. Also if you have diabetes, eat a tablespoon of unrefined virgin coconut oil each day to feed your brain cells. Or a high quality coconut milk with plenty of coconut oil in it is good too.
Get enough sleep & quality of sleep.
Meditate (Definitely do this one. I recommend guided meditation recordings)

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 No.18049

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Le doge gainz

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 No.18066

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Me soon unironicly

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 No.18080

>>18066
fake and gay

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 No.18084

>>17674
why does the johnny american talk like that??



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 No.17174[Reply]

Friday night. Again. Another wasted week past. Another wasted weekend incoming.
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 No.17178

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friday night
drinkin and listening music with the boys

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 No.17181

>>17177
There really is nothign to do though. Nothing but work, home, work, home
it's like a prison on a grander scale.

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 No.17193

>>17177
God I want to fug that loli.

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 No.18077

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took some tramadol on wednesday then downed a bunch of absolute
had a gooning sesh then passed out
woke up at 6am or something and had some bacadi white and passed out again
had to go to work at 8am which i did and it was a fucking struggle whipped a burrito together and ate in the car
fucking client started talking to me onsite and i could barely speak and my eyes were like glass
tiled a shower though

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 No.18078

>>17193
that's a cartoon. it doesn't have a vagina.



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 No.17984[Reply]

you have to admit dat sovereign citizen nibbas are objectively the most chad political stance individuals
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 No.17987

Yes they are quite based indeed heh

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 No.17990

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>muh equality
>muh commum laws muffugguh
statue law chads vote themselves into massive wealth and power while the suffering sovereign second class cucks powerlessly watch from the sidelines screeching
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS NOT FAIR

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 No.18058

they're p cringe lol
just check the vids.. but i guess compared to cops they are indeed based, heh

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 No.18070

>>18058
>they're pretty cringe—
DEBOONKED



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 No.17988[Reply]

What's your favorite snack?

I used to just eat saltine crackers by the sleeve but I grew out of that, then I liked Cheez-Its for many years. Nowadays I think I prefer Taki's (Fuego) which I just started buying (on occasion) recently. They're like Hot Cheetos but with lime heh.
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 No.18026

>>18025
I'd probably only eat the grapes tbh

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 No.18027

>>18025
I don't care for pepperjack, but pretty BASED!

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 No.18029

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Chippu!

All dressed flavour.

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 No.18030

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>What's your favorite snack?

ur mums pucci LOL

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 No.18060

>>18025
0k boomer



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 No.17981[Reply]

What do you think her boyfriend looks like?
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 No.17985

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>>17981
something like this
blockk

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 No.17994

>acne

what am I, 14?

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 No.18059

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>>17981
5'0 bald indian janitor



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 No.18015[Reply]

>be me
>trimming nose hair
>something falls out my nose
>little black thing
>it jumps
>I squish it
>there's blood
>mfw I had a fucking flea or some shit up my nose
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 No.18019

Bullshit. There's no way you had something living up your nose and didn't feel it.

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 No.18022

>>18019
That's what I thought tbh but it's 100% true

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 No.18054

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p sure thats coronavirus
rip in peace lad



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 No.18028[Reply]

I ate a clove of raw garlic about 4 or so hours ago and just now I had two bouts of sudden painful diharea.

Is it over for me?
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 No.18037

I hope so. you won't be missed.

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 No.18039

>>18037
You're wrong! I'll miss him!

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 No.18053

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why did you do that, anon?
anyways.. you'll be alright after u poop ur brain outs, and ur breathe will be stinky no matter how much u brushie



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 No.17946[Reply]

how do you deal with low self confidence?
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 No.17976

just be yourself bro

also, i think i've posted this before, but CBT

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 No.17982

Being drunk helps ngl

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 No.17995

don't compare yourselves to others

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 No.18032

Idk i just take kratom heh lol

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 No.18052

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>>17982
this but unironically

im drunk rn tbpqhwyf



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