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 No.14665[Reply]

interview with an inbred family

https://youtu.be/nkGiFpJC9LM
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 No.14666

Hey, stop posting foky's dox!

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 No.14668

Hey, stop posting dwarfschizo's dox!



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 No.14647[Reply]

>order Uber Eats
>see cute arab girl is my driver
>her photo looks amazing
>quickly brush my teeth, comb my hair and put on outdoor pants
>she walks up to the door
>open it in advance like a gentlemen
>"Yes?"
>"Order for anon?"
>"Oh of course thank you very much. Hey do you want to join me?"
>"Okay"
>only ordered for one so I have to cut my burgie in half
>start streaming Hellraiser 1 on my tv while we eat
>"Thanks"
>she just leaves, barely 10 minutes into Hellraiser 1
>feel like an idiot for not trying to fuck her
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 No.14654

Why do you male up stories?

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 No.14664

I hate it when I deliver pizza and young girls try to invite me in for pizza, like I don't get enough already



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 No.14624[Reply]

Fat Girl on Facebook:

>"I'm lonely"


Me:

>"Ok"


Fat Girl on Facebook:

>"Come touch my butt"


It's really depressing when the only girls that send you cringe shit like that are chain smoking fatties. What did I do to deserve being born less than six feet tall? I'm in better shape than at least 90% of the locals for what truly little that's worth, is some fat slut with bad facial aesthetics really the best I can expect?

>she does have a good personality for the most part, tho
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 No.14636

>>14634
>When your dicks in the pussy the horniness will take over and you'll forget you even have your dick inside a 300lbs slab of lard
Even if that were true ,as soon as you're done you'll regret it entirely.

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 No.14639

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>be teenager
>have qt emo friend with huge tits
>at my house one night
>we're both browsing /b/ on my computer
>completely randomly she tells me "you can play with my tits if you want, you know, they're just fat"
>tell her I respect her too much as a person to use her for something like that

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 No.14640

>>14639
Even I feel embarrassed for you. I had experiences like that, but it was never that forward, and I was oblivious for years until I was told about it later.

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 No.14655

>>14639
Feminism completely fucked up the adolescence of so many of us. Think of all the ass you could have gotten. lol you know what she thought when you told her that?|
>wow, what a fucking loser
>guess i'll give my ovaries to somebody else

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 No.14661

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brapppsafasfsf



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 No.14648[Reply]

So this is what modern relationshits have cum 2 huh
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 No.14650

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asfjafsjksafjkasfjkf brap

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 No.14653

Everyone who owns a "smart"phone should be shot into a ditch. Just like NIGGERS, JEWS, and FEDS.

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 No.14656

>abloo bloo bloooooo
is all i hear, grow up, live your own life.

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 No.14657

>>14648
at least they get the pu55y



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 No.14651[Reply]

Kinoe for this feel?
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 No.14652

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or dis LOL



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 No.14644[Reply]

Is planking good for you


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 No.14566[Reply]

My god amerikaners are truly savages
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 No.14581

>>14577
teach me the saggy balls ways

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 No.14582

>>14581
start lifting!

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 No.14627

>>14582
Isn't this called jelqing doe

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 No.14630

>>14627
No, jelqing is when you stroke your dick from the base to the tip in order to force blood to accumulate in the tissues there and also give yourself ED forever heh

>t. jelqing pro

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 No.14631

>>14630
Holy fuck did dat shizz really give u de ED



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 No.14615[Reply]

From my political calls to Chainlink I just can't stop being right. Maybe I'm one of those dudes to the right of the dunning-kruger curve
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 No.14616

Give me some of your near future calls. Will the pandemic be over by November, will president Trump be reelected, will my asshole ever stop bleeding?

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 No.14617

>>14616
Wuhan Flu would be over a lot sooner if the government would stop its bullshit. Letting people get sick lets them build up an immunity to not die from the next wave. Flu doesn't just stop, shit's going to keep going. Only faggot cuck sheep think the masks and social distancing do jack shit of anything.

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 No.14618

>>14616
No, no, and no.



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 No.1477[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So right now it looks like they're really gonna go ahead and try to evict me just as i'm poised to continue the pre-apprenticeship programme come early November.

Needless to say, if i lose my residence i also automatically get kicked out of the apprenticeship programe due to insurance regulations.

They know this full well by now thru my lawyer and went ahead with it regardless/filed the fraudulent complaint. They also did this more THAN A FUCKING MONTH ahead of the deadline they themselves had named, this basically reeks of the type of gaslighting and contemptuous backstabbery that's been a hallmark of the n!Cunt egg donor's behaviour (which is actively enabled by the couple FM's she has left at this point) for as long as i can remember back. It's so fucking funny too how she claims in front of my lawyer that she "supported me all along" and then proceeds to fuck me over royally like this by actively trying to sabotage my upcoming apprenticeship in the most blatant and hamfisted obvious fucking fashion possible.

I do not know what the future holds for me, but i know that i won't let her get away with this without putting up a (legal) fight here. There is another legal avenue available to me which may enable me yet to hold the residence and continue the program in a regular fashion, it will now all depend on whether this shittyass lawyer will be able to do his job properly or not.
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 No.14585

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Gosh dat virtual course shit was exhausting af again today, mainly because mostly there was nothing to do thanks to the complete ineptitude of the leftist boomer cunt leading the whole thing (or pretending to)

Least the other cunt showed up and gave me some great stills of her tits heh

But still i'm happy af when this current programme wraps up and the heccin apprenticeship begins in earnest, even shortened down signficantly thanks to coronibber the mind-numbing retardation of said programme is barely bearable (it wouldn't be nearly as bad if the other participants weren't drooling brainlets aswell)

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 No.14592

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Gonna be interdasting to see where i end up cum September, i've got it confirmed now that during the apprenticeship i won't be living at the current dorm place anymore which is alright with me since the staff there are unfriendly incompetent assholes for the most part and internet, TV, central heating aswell as the bathroom sink all barely work or don't work at all there… Also the house rented by the trade school's parenty company as an external dorm is quite old/has mold issues and there's always noisy motherfuckers running around being loud into the night and shit. I couldn't even dry my huel shaker in front of the bathroom window without the fucking boomer cleaning lady constantly placing it somewhere else shit you not (t only stopped when i put a note in front telling her not to misplace it).

More likely than not i will end up in some kind of group living situashen as outlined in >>13907 for the better part of/the entire apprenticeship so it's paramount that i get in a group not consisting of assholes until i can move on to something better

On a sidenote the trade school's accounting dept (which is staffed by boomer women aswell from what i gleaned) finally transfered some o' dat missing money i was about to ask the person of contact cunt about, haven't compared it with the statements from my bank account fully yet but it all seems to be there. Now i only gotta find a scooter in new or nigh-nu condishen for a gud price heh

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 No.14612

>>14585
What course are you doing now? When I wsa doing my trade program pretty much none of them would've been able to be done online becasue I wouldn't have access to the equipment. I can only image doing my metallurgy courses without the metallography aspect, what a fucking WASTE that would've been. Those handful of courses literally got me to where I am now, the experience was gold.

>>14592
>Gonna be interdasting to see where i end up cum September, i've got it confirmed now that during the apprenticeship i won't be living at the current dorm place anymore

that's something that really bugs me, my brother is going to a public university in a large city and even thought they're acting llike it's gonna be open and business as usual come the fall I have a strong suspicion that it's all an act and when the time comes you'll be hearing one college after another pull the rug out and say that they will be doing nothing but online or something like that. I would really hate for that to happen to him though, he has a full ride and will miss out on the experience. fucken breaks my heart because i don't want his hard work in High school to go to waste, what a fucking terrible life lesson that would be I dunno.

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 No.14613

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>>14612
>What course are you doing now?
Gay prostitution.

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 No.14629

>>14612
>What course are you doing now

See >>11870 heh



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 No.14414[Reply]

Do you ever wonder why you still go to places like pol r9k kc etc
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 No.14606

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Fuckin hell deez ones were some legit keepers

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 No.14607

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>>14606
Post his nutsack or GTFO!

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 No.14609

>>14607
fuck off KIKE he's not gay ok

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 No.14610

>>14609
He is gay and an unfunny faggot at that.

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 No.14611

>>14610
no ur wrong KIKE



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