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Bish nigguh

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>Just look at r9k, there are tons of young white men in their teens and 20s who are already alcoholics. Their parents and families seemingly don't give a fuck. They don't go and get them any help and support. The parents are busy on Facebook while their sons give themselves a liver disorder in their 20s.

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Literally my former roommate.

>I can't do the dishes bro I'm depressed; have I ever told you about Bojack Horseman

Oh come the fuck on lmoa



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>I can't do the dishes bro I'm depressed
Depression comes form a lack of purpose. You cure depression by getting that feeling of satisfaction that you're working towards something, or even a feeling accomplishment from completing simple tasks like cleaning the house.



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I just drank a $25 750ml Jager by myself



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based and jager pillt

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Wuts de best whey 2 shave ur facial hair quickly and cleanly w/out razor burn
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Are you hurt, sweety? Where does it hurt?



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I actually do dat heh

Like first i go over w/de buzzer w/out a guard and den i do the regular shave but it still burnz a lill afterwards somehow heh



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When's the last time you replaced your razor and/or blades? Perhaps it's time to go to harrys.com for some replacements






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lol projection



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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
courage to change the things I can,
and wisdom to know the difference.

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Seeing as how trumpbux is gonna happen and i'm getting $1200 I'm debating how to use them:

>a pistol

in case the govt collapses
>1oz gold coin(i'd put up the difference)
to hedge my bets of the dollar failing/inflation due to the stimulus itself
>saving it in cash
I may very well lose my job and could deploy the money elsewhere quickly
>pay down a loan
Shit is high interest and this would make a nice dent in it

Which should i choose?
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Soak the cash in petrol and stick it up your ass then light it



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Dat a pic of ur mum LOL



Tough decision. Having a nice little gun is a good idea. If things get really bad your loan will be meaningless-no one will be coming to collect (it couldn't possibly get that bad though, right?). I'd say buy a $300~ pistol and keep the rest of the cash on hand in case you need to look for a job



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>If things get really bad your loan will be meaningless-no one will be coming to collect
I would hope, it's for my motorcycle. I could stash it somewhere, unlike cars it's harder to find. But yeah if it does get TAHT bad we have bigger problems.

Would you have any recommendations for a gun? It's not often you get a one time cash bonus like this so I'm trying to make the best choice for it.



If you want something to carry around the Ruger LCP (https://ruger.com/products/lcp/models.html) is a nice functional option. It's a very small framed pistol chambered in a manageable .380 caliber. Its cousin the Ruger LC9 (now the "EC9s" https://ruger.com/products/ec9s/models.html) which I used to own was around the same size, but the larger caliber in the small gun makes the felt recoil very significant (it's seriously like shooting a .357 revolver). I now have a Smith and Wesson MP Shield in 9mm which isn't a bad gun but it's a little big and heavy for everyday carry. The Shield can fit in a pocket but only just-and the weight of it has created holes in some of my favorite pants heh. I bring my laptop in to work and keep the gun in my computer bag so that isn't a real issue, but if I could have done it over again I probably would have got a full-sized Glock or other pistol if I knew I'd be stowing it anyway. For me it's been an "unhappy medium".

If you want something to keep at home I recommend the Ruger 10/22 with a 25 round magazine. It's perfect for home defense and even hunting game if it actually came to that. Something you can keep in your closet until you hear some crackhead goblin banging at your door at 3am looking to kill you and take your precious toilet paper. Never listen to boomer fuds regarding the caliber issue either, life isn't a videogame; .22 is ostensibly recoilless and will easily kill or disable any human threat that isn't wearing armor. I think having an AR is a good thing, but for the majority of people the less expensive options are fine. You don't need to think about this kind of shit too much, a gun is more like an inexpensive insurance policy because ideally you'll never have to use the shit anyway.

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Since at least the 1950s, the US government has been dominated by globalists. In light of this obvious oppression, a large number of New Religious Movements have formed to enlighten people, to wake them up. All of these movements have been attacked and labeled "cults."

Charles Manson was redpilled on race, knew about Jewish control, and targeted Hollywood Jews. He never hurt anyone, yet he was thrown in prison.

Groups like Scientology and Mormonism have accrued power free from the hands of globalists, and the Mormons effectively control the state of Utah. This is unacceptable to the Jews, so these are both attacked constantly, to wrest power away from them.

Jim Jones created a society free from globalist influence. His example was so unacceptable that the globalists literally declared war on him.

The Hare Krishnas and the Twelve Tribes are both completely redpilled on race and the Jews, so they're derided as freaks.

Just watch, next white nationalism itself will be declared a "cult." Yet all these "cults" (new religious movements) have the truth, and are there to wake people up.


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Earth is about to be recycled.




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stop spam KIKE


So, I was doing this exercise for a few days and feel something there going on.

Today I dreamt that something got into my anus and I had something like an orgasm. I wake up and it felt like something's coming out of my butt. Afraid to find feces I touch and it's clean. Now I do this exercise again and feel the same sensation again. wtf…





You're a turdpusher harry



That's just me raping you in the astral LOL!



based astral ass rapist

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Society is collapsing
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>implying that bitch has ever been on a trail



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heherino safasfasf



I'm sure glad that's not real






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>Fresh nu Sprave Xbow Kino fuckers

Finally! A commercial Instant Legolas.

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>Reloading time of 1 minute at least

Jesus fuck

Imagine paying actually 2000 dollarinos fo dis LOL



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>no limbs



Jesus fuck it punched right thru the kevlar

Kinda insane to think this thing isn't regulated heh



You calling for government regulations, bro? You some kinda FAG?



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The creme de la creme of the h'white race


This reminds me of the painting-like photograph where the norf dood is lying stretchd out onna ground w/some bitches fighting on the side heh

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