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 No.9403[Reply]

Post times you got BTFO for having the audacity to purchase something (and no bringing eachother's moms' p*ssies or other orifices into this you KIKES heh)

>Buy $100~ Sennheiser 4.40 Goytooth® Headphones because the audio jack on my computer broke for no reason a couple weeks ago, turning my BASED Sennheiser HD 595 pair into a paperweight overnight

>literally every few minutes they have this protracted static/feedback sound that lasts for 15 seconds or so and they're uncomfortable as fuck

Feeling pretty butthurt rn, I think the only time I've ever been owned worse was when I bought that $300 large format scanner that was DOA and there wasn't a goddamn thing I could do about it.
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 No.9443

>buy smart toilet
>drop a log
>robot voice: "covid-19 detected in fecal matter!"
>"toilet quarantined!"
>can't open door
>"lockdown lifted in 72 hours and 30 minutes…"

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 No.9453

>>9443
I laff heh

originally

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 No.9483

>>9436
No I had more than that. I have about 5.5k linkies now. Will never sell until its at $100+. Which would get me 500k minus taxes. So that I could buy a property.

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 No.9485

>>9483
That's a hell of a lot considering where it started. If I would have bought it when I'd first been told about it instead of the moist turd BAT I'd be doing really well for myself-easily enough to start a business or buy a house. However I was too scared of Binance to buy early and I STILL think it's a bunch of fucking bullshit-but whatever, Bitcoin is the biggest shit stain on the market by any objective measure and yet people continue to hold on to it for dear life.

I still feel that there is no reason Chainlink, which was started by a Russian scammer with no programming experience operating out of a stereotypical tax haven in the cayman islands and who, last I checked, was cashing out 70k LINK every three days, should be doing half as well as it is with its phony paid-for "partnerships" of no practical value. But it is and that's that-that's just how these things work and I'm going to live to be butthurt about it for the rest of my life, happy as I may be for you of course heh

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 No.9487

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>>9485
>Scam coins increase in value
>Something that tries to serve an actual function stagnates

>BUYING CRYPTO ISN'T GAMBLING, BRO!

>I'M A SMART, SAVVY BUSINESS MAN FOR REAL!
>MAYBE IF YOU READ THE WHITE PAPERS YOU COULD BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS ME!

So much for that LOL.



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 No.9471[Reply]

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 No.9472

>comments are full of people wanting the channel down
>channel is still going
How long until doggy dinner?

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 No.9478

I wish she was my GF.

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 No.9479

>>9478
I'd stuff my tentacles down her throat, I'll tell ya h'wat.

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 No.9480

fucking disgusting gooks



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 No.9446[Reply]

I just finished Stalin's Daughter. It was okay, I guess. I'm sure there are worse books and worse authors out there. It's a fairly tight biography for most of the book. We go from Svetlana's childhood, her mother's suicide, her brother getting abandoned by Stalin, Stalin's death, and then afterwards the author seems to struggle with admitting how much of a stupid egotistical mentally unbalanced whore Svetlana actually was. Svetlana never had two children by the same father and she never stayed with the same man or husband for more than a few months. There's comedy in it where Stalin warned her to stay away from Jews and was disappointed in her life's direction, and he ended up being totally right about it. The only thing she ever really achieved was ditching her first two kids to go right a book in Murrica after tricking the Soviets to let her into India to spread her shitskin hubby's ashes, only to immediately lose all the money she made doing so because she got involved in a commune in the midwest. Which, btw, is where she had her third child in her mid-40's with some architect who was famous for being an absolute tool. When she immediately ditched him, she took advantage of people she met to move every few months to new locations doing fuck all with herself except piss off the friends she made with her insane breakdowns. It's funny how the author tries to defend this. "Yeah, she was like this, but you must understand she was a very tortured person". Surely enough, she went through some shit while she was in the USSR, but there's only so much you can blame on being Stalin's daughter. And if it really was such a traumatic experience, WHY DID SHE GO BACK TO THE USSR? The final few chapters are a real bore, it's just a cycle of breakdowns, losing friends, gaining friends, losing friends, getting poorer, moving to different poor houses, until the old bat finally died of cancer with fuck all to her name in the mid 2000's. What a wasted life. "Oh poor me, I have everything but I just want to hang out with Jews and subhumans, I'm such a victim, I don't mean to treat everyone including my kids like shit, it's all my dad's fault, boo hoo why can't I keep any money, what do you mean I can't take back money for the hospital trust fund I set up in my Indian husband's name, oh I'm so mysterious and misunderstood". And now you're fucking dead and you're daughters an even bigger sack of shit. Well done.
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 No.9447

>And now you're fucking dead and you're daughters an even bigger sack of shit.

h'pill me on Stalin's h'granddaughter h'Red heh

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 No.9448


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 No.9449

>>9447
>you're daughters
lol didn't even see that
don't blame me, blame my corona
coof coof

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 No.9454

>Great minds discuss ideas
>Normal minds discuss events
>Smol minds discuss people

I don't see the appeal of such a book heh

>t. Big Brain


Then again, I haven't read anything in quite a while so I can't really talk shit; I am curious what compelled you to read this specific book in particular though

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 No.9465

>>9454
There isn't a bookstore in my immediate area. I buy online but in the rare instance I get to a bookstore, I can't help but buy random things. Svetlana as a person interested me at the time. The idea of a child growing up in the shadow of that kind of parent, what would that do to a person? Apparently it makes them fucked up. Stalin's only good kid was Yakov, and Stalin sold that poor lad out without a second thought. Vasili was an even bigger screw up, although at least his kids ended up okay despite the abuse and neglect he and his whore wife laid on them. Months before I saw the book, I watched The Death of Stalin, which of course added to me getting this. Svetlana was portrayed as such a sweetheart in that. Of course, that being a movie, I wanted something a little more factual.

Right now I'm reading something I had on my backlog for a while: The Wandering Who? by Gilad Atzmon. Only a few pages in and I'm already turned off by it. The author is some kike jazz musician and his book is suppose to analyze Jewish identity. The introduction of the book is a brief autobiography about how he left Israel to make jazz with Muslims and is so hip and cool to the Muslim/goyim plight. i didn't start caring about anything he was saying until pg 17 and even then I'm not completely on the wagon for the rest of this. It reminds me of the letdown that was The Curse of Canaan by Mullins. Dude offered a mapping out of Jewish control and how Whites were the real Jews while the "Jews" were actually Canaanites and children of Satan or whatever, only for the whole thing to be a rambling mess with a few interesting ideas.

There is one book I wanted to read but I can't remember the name of it. I remember it was written by some Egyptian guy and the idea is that the Jews originated from elsewhere, migrated to Canaan, and then created their identity. I wish I could remember the title. Not even to focus on FUCKING KIKES, I just really like antiquated cultures and religions and their origins and transitions.



 No.9461[Reply]

Elephants are extremely intelligent, they remember every memory, every moment, every song, every bad thing you do to them. And it sticks. They can enjoy music, they even cry out of their temple when one has passed. They have ceremonies for the dead. They had trauma. They have scars. They feel love and hate.
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 No.9462

Elenibbabreh performan THOT patrol heh

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 No.9464

Animals are pretty based, indeed.

>t. Ecofascist Voluntaryist Natsocbertarian



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 No.9460[Reply]

Rollan originally


 No.8938[Reply]

>ywn be this pretty
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 No.9399

I'd original all over her comments, if you get my meaning.

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 No.9422

>>9398
She is germanic but also a THOT unfortunately heh

>>9399
Very robustpilled

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 No.9423

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Today I dreamt that were chink zombies in my kitchen and that I had to slaugther them all and put their bodies into blastic bags. There were these chink toddlers and I snapped their necks before they turned and started to emit demonic rays out of their eyes. It was so fun.

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 No.9424

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>>9423
I too had a horror-themed dream tonite wherein i was fighting some giantass witch heh

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 No.9459

>>9398
>thoughts on lauren southern's sister
gross. after the photofilter wears off… some women age like wine, some women age like milk. ass southern will age like cottage cheese unless she starts to get fit. everytime i see hot young niggerbooty chicks, my mind's eye is clouded with the stretch marks and cottage cheese textures that are right around the corner. fit chicks best niggerbooties without a second thot.



 No.9451[Reply]

Those comments heh

Apparently the nibba took the original down a while bacc
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 No.9452

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This is her IG now btw

White women really aging like milk lmaoo



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 No.9445[Reply]

Imagine acting like this over a fucking made up film, what an immature fucking cunt.

https://youtu.be/CqDPfILGUdM


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 No.9218[Reply]

CHRISTCUCKS BTFO HEH
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 No.9328

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OOGA BOOGA

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 No.9329

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hidden niggers

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 No.9330

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>>9329
Creatura happa strayacunty's were made to be bred systematically by virile germanic BWC

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 No.9393

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>>9218
CHRISTKIKES BE LEIK

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 No.9416

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fguiooiuytre



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 No.9400[Reply]

>new has over 13,000 posts
>r9k has less than 10,000 posts
how come r9k is so much less entertaining than /new?
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 No.9401

/new/ was always the backbone of 4chon, even if Stee only took it on reluctantly.

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 No.9402

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q or g?



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