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 No.25126[Reply]

thursday night?.. time for the 'chon!
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 No.25128

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tfw no virile ses parner

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 No.25130

What's up Bestie



 No.25113[Reply]

Which fast food restaurant has the best chicken you've had? It can be a regional chain even if none of the rest of us will know what the heck you're talking about heh

>Popeyes

>Chik-Fil-A
>KFC
>Raising Cane's
>Other
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 No.25124

I just had a Surf 'n Turf from Popeyes heh

It was pretty good but fairly small portions and was $6.50 smdh

You do get a biscuit, a side (I chose potatoes) and pop tho



 No.25105[Reply]

If ever there was a day where I needed a gf, today would be the day.
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 No.25109

>>25105
is that a tranny?

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 No.25120

>>25109
I'd pound away anyways



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 No.25100[Reply]

Make a rune board!
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 No.25104

Your cartoons suck. Sorry.
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 No.25106

>>25104
But their, mad and jealous

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 No.25107

>>25106
is your name alice ?

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 No.25116


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 No.25117

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More skitzocunty spam
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 No.25108[Reply]

I wish Abby was my gf I really do
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 No.25110

big honking fat squidgy full plump huge nose

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 No.25111

Did you make this exact same thread on 4chan /b/?

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 No.25112

>>25111
lol. are you lurking that one?
also, checked



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 No.25008[Reply]

germanic kjung travels back in time to stop gothic highschool me from drawing disturbing naruto yaoi by showing me homo prolapse butthole fisting faggot porn.
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 No.25028

>>25022
Homo-eco-fascism is the future

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 No.25039

>>25019
Well lucky for me I actually stopped being attracted to yaoi very early on, but continued to draw it for whatever reason.

It’s literal grooming for the globohomo kike future where men are raised to be fags and screw men and women are made to watch like cucks.

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 No.25040

>>25022
Kys fister

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 No.25042

I will hide (-)

in original

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 No.25102

>>25039
>It’s literal grooming for the globohomo kike future where men are raised to be fags and screw men and women are made to watch like cucks.

That sounds awesome. WTF I love globohomo now!?



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 No.25095[Reply]

Bros I don’t wanna be gay anymore.
I looked at a lot of gay porn since I was 11, and thought that that was what I wanted.
I was happy to finally have my first ever daddy boyfriend and was excited to have my first experience with gay sex.
He just shoved my dick into his dickhole, and I was screaming and crying for him to stop, but he kept going until I ejaculated from the friction. I tried to leave the room but then he kept punching me in the head until I said I would do whatever he wanted, he forced my hand up his anus, but it was actually prolapsed intestines going out 5 inches and after it was over, there were loads of worms moving on my hand. He then told me “sorry I forgot to mention, I am HIV positive“. I stayed in the shower for 8 hours and immediately drove to get an std test and now I have AIDS.
I feel disgusted and betrayed.
Why didn’t anyone tell me?
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 No.25096

they can treat aids within a certain time period

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 No.25098

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nigz0rzbloxx

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 No.25099

So this is what the life of a soyence coomer is like.



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 No.25044[Reply]

Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.

You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.

The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.

You climax and give the marine creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
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 No.25055

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>>25053
Oh you'd be surprised ;-)

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 No.25058

>>25055
You would know after all.

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 No.25061

Moar liek octopucci heh

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 No.25062

This pasta is fucking gay and so are you [-]

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 No.25063

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>>25062
This post is fucking butthurt and so are you [+]



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 No.25046[Reply]

>durr shes going to test you all the time
Uah… who the fuck wants to be with someone like that???

>durr if she insults you, that means she wants you to not care about any of her opinions ever!

Wut..?

>durr show her that she has less value than you do!

Cringe.
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 No.25051

>>25050
STOP IT IMPOSTOR!

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 No.25052

>>25051
NO YOUR THE IMPOSTOR

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 No.25054

>>25052
cope


vxxcbxcbvdsxvdsgv

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 No.25057


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 No.25059

>>25057
yes that is right



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 No.25005[Reply]

how do i into doing standup?

i have thoughts that are way too funny that i keep laughing to myself, but what's the way to turn this into a standup routine? just writing them all down seems to be a start

also, what if i have social anxiety? how to perform?
inb4 be jewish lol that's a good one lol,

but from what i've noticed from the local scene you gotta know your audience. know what will go better with the room. for example, if your audience is a bunch of sjws, some material might fall flat to them.. knomsayn
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 No.25026

>>25007
yea. i think taking improv classes might be a good idea

>>25025
haha'nt

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 No.25031

>but from what i've noticed from the local scene you gotta know your audience. know what will go better with the room. for example, if your audience is a bunch of sjws, some material might fall flat to them.. knomsayn

dont give a fuck about your audience fam

the best comedy is always about saying your truthful opinion on stuff

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 No.25033

>>25031
tbh good advice
if you have a good sense of humor you there is nothing off limits

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 No.25034

>>25005
hello fellow white person!
I am in the entertainment industry and I'd be glad to help you out.
first you have to suck this big jewish cock.

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 No.25043

OP is a future joker heh



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