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 No.29510[Reply]

Internet is starting to go down. It has begun.
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 No.29534

Ugh… the beauty of the germanic woman..
>zerohedge.com/technology/watch-live-facebook-whistleblower-testifies-senate-about-how-facebook-bad-children

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 No.29542

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>>29534
>rt.com/op-ed/536688-facebook-whistleblower-narrative-control/

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 No.29554

>>29534
i watched some of the hearing and i'm 100% certain this is some elaborate psyop

she said she worked for facebooks counter espionage unit lol, thats all you need to know

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 No.29562

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>>29554
It's absolutely, 100% a psyop.

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 No.29564

>>29554
>counter espionage unit lol
lol and it's like this karen is straight out of central casting. hand picked to appeal to the soccer mom demographic.



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 No.29549[Reply]

>In 1954, an experiment was designed to test the effectiveness of the Salk vaccine in preventing polio, which had killed or paralyzed thousands of children. By random selection, 401,974 children were randomly assigned to two groups:(1) 200,745 children were given a treatment consisting of Salk vaccine injections;(2) 201,229 children were injected with a placebo that contained no drug. Childrenwere assigned to the treatment or placebo group through a process of random selection, equivalent to flipping a coin. Among the children given the Salk vaccine,33 later developed paralytic polio, and among the children given a placebo,115 later developed paralytic polio.

These numbers are NOTHING! It did fuck all! Provaxxers are fuckign retarded!
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 No.29555

Damn, for one thing you never hear about studies involving this many people these days afaik. It's always a few hundred or a few thousand at most

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 No.29557

when is the last time you heard of anyone with polio besides some 3rd worlder new american temporary guest worker?



 No.28883[Reply]

wat u think bout standup comedy
i leik it
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 No.29501

I like it when they joke about relatable topics such as heroin addiction and gay sex.

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 No.29545

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dave chappelle's new standup on netflix is literally him just shitting on trannies for an hour

and he says GENDER IS REAL kek

and he has a blatantly anti jewish joke in it

p based

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 No.29546

I'm thinking you should keep this to /gm/ heh

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 No.29547

funniest person alive is Dave Chappelle.
funniest white person alive is David Tosh.

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 No.29550

>>29547
daniel tosh.
goddamn.



 No.29473[Reply]

According to this meme, theres 50 years left before things get out of hand.
Does that seem unreasonably optimistic to anyone else?
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 No.29475

I feel like I'd first seen this image many years ago, like 2010 or earlier. I don't think its creator could have seen the world governments going mask-off almost 60 years earlier than predicted. If you pretend the last two years didn't happen this timeline seems much more reasonable.

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 No.29494

Things are already out of hand.

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 No.29495

>>29494
Uhm…I think that was OP's point heh

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 No.29529

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>>29495
You know shit is really fucked when even normoid boomer NPC's start complaining about "these awful times we live in" and the beginning hyperinflation/shortages taking its toll on the economy

It's funny too because i started prepping just a little over 10 years ago and it only took that much time for society to start flying off the rails it was on previously



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 No.29488[Reply]

>2021 is already over
Jesus Christ.
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 No.29489

It's only October. Deal with it you little biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

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 No.29492

Yeah this sucks. Last year lasted way longer heh

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 No.29507

could've done better this year but i put in a lot of effort and am proud of myself and u should be too heh

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 No.29528

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Fuck 2021

Fuck every year since 2018

Or better yet, since 2008



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 No.29485[Reply]

I skipped a wedding today. Fuck that noise you're not taking my sunday and making me live through that awkwardness.
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 No.29491

Too much money unless you're loaded, it's a pretty big imposition to demand you attend but it is pretty unfortunate in either case. He knew what he was getting into moving six gorillion miles away.

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 No.29496

>>29487
If you hadn't accepted the mark of the beast you wouldn't be allowed to cross the border. So enjoy your normie life, sucker.

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 No.29508

>>29496
you're right.. this might be my way out. but the wedding isn't until sept. 2022.

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 No.29509

What funny timing. I literally went to a wedding for a sibling just this weekend. Was alright until the reception happened and they started playing NIGGER music. There were kids present, god dammit. Fucking zoomers.

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 No.29511

>>29487
Don't bother. It's not worth it.

Weddings are boring and they will be divorced in under two years anyways.



 No.29483[Reply]

this bort ded af but i still have habit of checking it daily heh
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 No.29486

it's dead because you type like a fucking retard heh

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 No.29493

>>29486
foky utterly btfo

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 No.29498

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>Obscureass IB with like half a dozen posters max during peak times isn't a buzzing hub of activity

Well that's a shocker for sure, even mid-sized IB's like kc can be pretty slow at times

I did try keeping it downright "lively" for a good while (to moderate effect) but am being distracted by other stuff now pm

(Regardless i will stay faithful to the bort either way, ofc it's a lill slow rn but that can be a good thing as well)

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 No.29499

>>29483
you are gay

>>29484
you are also gay

>>29486
you think you're straight but you aren't

>>29493
you might be the gayest one of all…

>>29498
no wait it's this guy he's the biggest fag in the thread

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 No.29502

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>>29499
We know you are but what are we



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 No.29476[Reply]

I'm travelling in NSW and saw a sign that said "no mask no entry no exceptions". Feel like bricking them
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 No.29477

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you WILL wear the mask op

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 No.29490

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>>29476
>Feel like bricking them
heard this story about a demoralized human resources worker. let's call her karen. anyway, what was bothering karen was that everyday she would come into work and find that all the corona virus awareness notices she had gone to so much trouble to post around the business were defaced… again… and again… and again… and every day karen would have to run off new copies of the corona virus awareness signs, take the old ones down, and put the new ones back up… again… and again… and again…

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 No.29497

>>29490
Ah, so it's just like posting on 4chon.



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 No.29457[Reply]

how do i enplace more get-up-and-go?
sometimes i ceba to breathe
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 No.29459

You have a wormoid infestation, get black walnut hull extract and slam some of it as directed on the package

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 No.29469

>>29459
excuse me?

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 No.29470

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>>29458
crackbloxx

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 No.29471

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>>29469
There is an 100,000 year war between the human race and interstellar psychic wormoids raging deep inside your asshole and the only way to claim ultimate victory is an occasional anti-parasitic cleanse.

Parasites are associated with cancer, diabetes, adhd, autism, schizophrenia and a host of other maladies. Take the wormpill

https://files.catbox.moe/9rbtxh.pdf

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 No.29478

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>>29471
yeah right



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 No.29472[Reply]

Is David Dees really dead?
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 No.29474

Yes, when was his last prophetic vision again? It feels like it wasn't so long ago? Unfortunately his website is down now because (((they))) couldn't handle the banter heh



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