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 No.24686[Reply]

my liver hurts. wat do?
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 No.24795

>>24793
msg me on last and i'll give you a link
we're there rn

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 No.24803

>Le epik sekrit club circle codespeak on a public imageboard xD

Giga cringe

Take it to discord faggot(s)

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 No.24832

bought some ketostiks and theyre indicating the moderate presence of ketones
will test over the next few days to see whats happening

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 No.24882

ok tested again now and it's a negative result
interesting

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 No.24906

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asfsaasfasfsa



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 No.24883[Reply]

Saturday night muhfuggas, what are we drinking?

I have some Guinness nitro cold brew coffee stout which is damn well the best product Guinness has ever put out, highly recommend you pick up a pack and try.
I also have a 750 ml bottle of Woodford Reserve Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey but I'm new to the bourbon game. I was recommended this bottle so I picked it up a couple weeks ago and tried it straight and I wasn't super impressed but want to give it another try but is bourbon really just a meme?
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 No.24894

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>>24893
>first of all whyu?
i like the feeling of altered senses. makes stuff more enjoyable. also, helps deal with the feels, yknow
>have you been drunk all day? or just slightly buzzed?
like a buzz plus. don't wanna get super hammered that i pass out and i head headaches n shit. just, again, take the edge off…
>what do you do all day?
this morning i ran some errands. but the usual is get drunk at breakfast, the play vidya while watching netflix on the ipad. then eventually move to the computer and listen music and lurk
>how much have you consumed total?
lol today? exact quantities? idk. like 1/4 of a bottle of the grain alcohol. one 8.2% beer. plus the whiskey i added to the coffee
typing this out loud makes it seem like a lot lol… bear in mind i only do this on my days off

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 No.24895

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>>24894
>typing this out loud makes it seem like a lot lol
damn straight its a lot holy fuck dude that's hardcore. or I'm just a the omega lightweight (very pluasable)

>this morning i ran some errands

how are you able to run errands successfully with the liquid jew in your system? I feel like I cant even type well when I'm intoxicated, even buzzed I find myself slur when I speak.

>i like the feeling of altered senses. makes stuff more enjoyable. also, helps deal with the feels, yknow

>like a buzz plus. don't wanna get super hammered that i pass out and i head headaches n shit. just, again, take the edge off…
totally feel that. though I think I accideently got beyond that stage rn. didnt' mean to. also this is my first time even touching alcohol while being alone. have you been drinking by yourself all day or have you been social throughout the day? i waited till ~8pm to drink so I could function earlier and get thinks done but now i just wish i had someone to tallk as i sit in my room alone playing minecraft

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 No.24896

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>>24895
> or I'm just a the omega lightweight (very pluasable)
i've been doing it for a while, so i have a higher tolerance… back in the day one bear was enough for me, and i couldnt even fathom finishing a 6-pack.. and there were lots of stuff i didnt drink. not anymore tbh. i still consider myself a lowley lightweight, compared to other people i know

>how are you able to run errands successfully

bcz i dont get wasted like "cant walk straight line" drunk, just buzzing
one of my fav things to do pre-covid was get a buzz on and go walk in the mall and just people-watch.. it gives you a sense of "idgaf", if that makes sense
>have you been drinking by yourself all day or have you been social
nah. all by myself. i know people who would rather go to bars to get their drink on (back when bars were open) than drink by themselves.. im cheap so i'd rather just buy it at the grocery store way cheaper and drink it at my own pace doing stuff i wanna do instead of just awkwardly staring at my phone (which is what i imagine what people who go by themselves to a bar do); i have a few m8s who've hit me up for drinks lately, but it was late in the evening so i declined
>just wish i had someone to tallk as i sit in my room alone
drink more then. jk… unless?

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 No.24899

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>>24896
>one of my fav things to do pre-covid was get a buzz on and go walk in the mall and just people-watch.. it gives you a sense of "idgaf", if that makes sense
that sounds super fun tbh I'll have to try some day

> im cheap so i'd rather just buy it at the grocery store way cheaper

iktf brother bars are expensive as fuck for no good reason. I never go to bars.

>drink more then. jk… unless?

I shouldn't im starting to feel sick actually, dont want to puke alone that would be depressing. thank you for posting and entertaining my thread. see you tomrrow. love you.

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 No.24900

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I drank what I had left of the handle of Black Bushmills I bought last weekend, enough but not too much actually.
I have one guinness in the fridge but I don't really want it now. I ordered food now I'm watching bad kungfu movies with people on twitch.



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 No.23813[Reply]

A thread for posting farting and burping art of western origin.

Onara/Eproctophilia Resources:

nyou.booru.org (Fart Image Aggregation)
gas.booru.org (vintage and rare onara art)
Pixiv tags: おなら , オナラ, 放屁, 屁
General Fart Discord/Roleplay Server:https://discord.gg/XkzsGwk

Rules:
>No begging for kemonoparty updates or asking for unsolicited requests
>Don't post art that isn't of decent quality
>Keep up the variety
>No grotesque bodies (ie hyperslob, dorse, shadman)
>No furry/anthro (monster girls are allowed)
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 No.23995

>>23813
/np.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/comments/mcjulj/i_developed_a_chronic_sinus_infection_fungal

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 No.24734

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Brappen bl0xem

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 No.24889

I just farted originelly

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 No.24897

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I unironically want to huff her farts

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 No.24898

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>>24897
get in line, comrade



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 No.24579[Reply]

>Just wear fucking deoderant bro and you can get a girl its easy!
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 No.24596

>>24595
Dis nibber roidin fo sho

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 No.24598

>>24595
why this nibba look both 5 years old and 50 years old 😭

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 No.24605

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>Its easy to get laid bro
>Literally the most difficult period for men in the past 100 years

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 No.24606

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>>24598
*Blocks you are path*

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 No.24891

Society is metastasizing



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 No.24613[Reply]

watches:

based or cringe?
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 No.24707

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I bought this three years ago.
pretty much only dudes notice it. is that gay?

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 No.24709

>>24674
I agree with you about the clock jew, but in an argument between wristwatches and gayphones, I will side with the wristwatches. I never wore watches much myself, like you said, clocks are everywhere and even if they weren't, telling time by the sky isn't all that challenging. gayphones have never been in my possession, i will die HIV free. gayphones are 1488% more jewified than wristwatches, the replacement of wristwatches by gayphones isn't a positive trend.

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 No.24710

>>24707
No. Watches are a symbol of European supremacy and are 100% confirmed based.

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 No.24712

>>24710
wristwatches are traditionally effeminate, men wore pocket watches, traditional women's clothing didn't have pockets so pocket watches are out of the question for roasties.

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 No.24890

I only use digital watches because i can't read analog ones thanks to my dyscalculia (not like the egg donor ever thaught me how to either way)



 No.24764[Reply]

>everyone is doing what they are "supposed to do" and STILL living paycheck to paycheck
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 No.24765

>check
Its cheque you uncultured swine

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 No.24775

only thing is supposed to do is bang ur mom

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 No.24886

>>24775
h'Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuum



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 No.24771[Reply]

Christkikes BTFO heh
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 No.24779

Saved.

>>24774
>>24777
lol butthurt FAGGOT

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 No.24781

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It's funny because I had to put my hair back to do work outdoors and have a shitty mustache from not shaving but also read sum bibble ery day.

way2know your audience

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 No.24783

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>>24771
more like magatards confirmed 4 virgins

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 No.24784

>>24778
TRY AGAIN

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 No.24885

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>>24774
>Literally eats the magic jewish zombie flesh
>Calls others magic LARPers



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 No.24859[Reply]

https://vocaroo.com/118afGTcThNu

Ever since I heard this audio, it only made me feel so much worse about my situation of not being able to find my virgin tradwife. I wasn’t ready in high school, I fucked loads of virgins, then I moved on to whores and sluts after high school, but I am sick of that life now, I’m ready to settle down now with a cute young virgin tradwife but I can’t find a good enough woman that will take me, they are all nasty whores that have been taking cock since high school and any good women out there was already taken. I don’t have confidence that I will ever find the perfect docile tradwife virgin woman to breed me loads of sons. ),:


Also, what if I had my dream tradwife but she got pregnant with a daughter?
I would have to make her abort it because I don’t want my daughter to grow up and fuck niggers, she fucking would too, to spite me.

What if my perfect tradwife mostly gets pregnant with females? That would be a lot of abortions. Even worse, what if she didn’t birth me any sons at all?

This is all hypothetical as I do not have my tradwife, it’s there “what if” thoughts that distract me from my sad reality of not having a tradwife.
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 No.24870

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>>24869
I get sex from my husband everyday, you are just projecting you fucking fag kike.

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 No.24873

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Imagine how cavemen ate for a second

Probably like they'd never been fed before

Just probably the older descendants like 2IQ ook ooks absolutely decimating an animal leg just a bombardment of feral jitteryness and unabashed vocal soundings

I must emulate this eating style in public, just bare handed fisting clumps of food into my hyena like sneering grin, looking around constantly so nobody finds the food

I wonder if acting like a 2IQ caveman will boost my T ?

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 No.24874

>>24873
it definetely will

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 No.24875

>>24863
>he

it's dog lmao

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 No.24876

>>24870
tits or gtfo bytch



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 No.24871[Reply]

Feminism fucked up women, now they can only get aroused by being a camwhore. It’s actually real when a camwhore gets aroused because they feel like men are providing for her by giving her money which makes her aroused and fertile for breading. I have seen loads of camwhores get aroused when I give them money. This is why I deserve a submissive tradwife.

Christ is king.
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 No.24872

They're gonna progressively get sluttier though



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 No.24867[Reply]

SHE SNEEDS ME!
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 No.24884

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kkjjkjkjkkj



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