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How do we turn back time 90s kid bros
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What's with the schizoid babbling, is that supposed to be endearing somehow



I personally wish I would have spent my entire life dedicated to building a time machine.



Time isn't real.



Your mom isn't real.



I realize time is just perception but explain the theorization behind "time travel"?

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I fapped 3 times today


When I had a gf I fucked her like 7 times in one night and came each time, shit was jokes tbh



Just another day for me OP. Try harder.

I had a 24 hour "fuck-a-thon" with a girl 10 years ago. I came 8 times and she came 17. She was my sex slave for an entire year until her mom made me move out and I had to go back home that was in another state. She got annoyed because I literally was invading their home porking her daughter day in and out while eating all of their food. She'd walk in on us fucking, her sucking my cock, me eating her out, and her queefing in my mouth.



Brool cory sto


Fuckin hell my old visual snow thread died apparently whilst i was inna trade skool - Is HPPD bro still lurkin?

Since i got sum monies cummin in now i'm strongly considering (as a first proactive step in treating my VS seriously in the mid-term) getting myself sum sort of specialized glasses, the ones in this video look decent enough and as an added bonus make you blend it with the NPC's since they look like these thick-rimmed hipster millenial glasses - If i do PC work for a living l8er i think these will be a must-have anyways so i hope they cum in prescription strength too heh
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this is ur butt rn LOL

*slapper smackers!*



four five 22 dubs GET heh!



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Oh wow i found a chink on ebay willing to sell his gunnars for less than 10 bucks plus shipping

Gonna have to go to le doc for de finger first tho before i place dat order



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Apparently some scienceass nibbas at the university of minnesota are working on a tinnitus treatment device which targets the same area of de brain that causes VS aswell and treating tinnitus also reduces VS in patients who have been tested with it, shit's been all the rage onna VS subreddit for a while now

This gives me gr8 hope



I'm testing dem glasses out rn, it's a mixed feeling

The fucking chink didn't specify at all that one of the hinges was loose but you barely notice it when wearing dem luckily

They don't really reduce the VS (at least not yet for me) but the colors are less harsh, quite hard to describe actually that effect there

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Why is anon.cafe down
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Who cares? lol



what is it with the .cafe domain and attracting "women"



Because it's boojee duhhhh



how many more niggers does paris have to import before french shit stops having bougie appeal?



Because you're retarded and nobody likes you. OP is always a faggot who is shit.

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What are your goals for 2020 and what are you doing to finish them?

I'm clearing my backlog this year. My untagged mp3s, the mountain of books, the pending projects. My rule is that I can only add something if I clear out 2 things.
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Im goin to fuck ur mum in her ass LOL



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-moderate or stop drinking
-make some life change that results in new memories instead of current stagnation
-socialise more

-drinking worsens
-become more withdrawn
-become increasingly mentally ill

future's looking bright



you're gonna have to compromise and pick only one, otherwise you're gonna fail which you already seem to know that your gonna.



becoming increasingly mentally ill is GOOD, redart!



I already have mentally become better off. Time to move on to working on being more decisive and better my diet.

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Chose wisely fellers
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I can guarantee that won't happen



I'll show you, nerd!






They all look deformed.



They are honorary Aryans, you idiotic baffoon.

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love getting drunk
only time i actually enjoy life
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he isn't LOL



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drugs are cool.



More than that: drugs empower you and reveal your true potential in life.



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yes, however just ingesting drugs only reveals a small fraction of the true power of drugs to the user. the real power of drugs can be learned in their manufacture, testing, modification, use and distribution.



I'd rather smoke weed personally. That's how I spent my New Year's Eve.

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I hate ingrown nails so fucking much

I can barely use the mouse now that i put the iodine ointment on and put a bandaid over the affected finger

Fuck this so much fuck
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Nail feels are serious shit.
t. used to struggle with ingrown nails on both big toes until getting surgery that permanently affected nail growth



Gonna do a trip to the surgeon cum monday

Wish me lucc fellers



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Goddamn this sick leave coupled together with the first week of the month still being in the holidays means i will have been absent from trade skool almost the entirety of january

If i play my cards right and the employment agency boomer concedes (since they bankroll all of this and the trade skool revises the apprenticeship recommendation status at the end of each month with the precise length of the preparation course possibly being somewhat modular) i could get into an apprenticeship at another trade skool as early as late spring possibly even

I'll just have to w8 and see there



I clip my nails until my fingers bleed. Fuck having anything there.



Jesus mfw it got worse again

Why the fuck is there only one surgeon in this entire shittyass city that's only open on 3 days of the week

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This is what humans really look like


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Dis wat ur mum look liek LOL



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I am going to track my weightloss here with calendars i made.
Been eating shit for ages and in a year gained 14kg out of the 26kg i lost.
The worst part is feeling like you did something wrong when you eat wrong.

Green is good, yellow is not good, red is bad.

Anyway, starting this now.
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You are gay



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Let me cum down ur throat bitch



Zipper abs and shitty pecs LMAO

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