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>A soviet vagina

I laff at dis

Good to see dis nibber's still at it and didn't quit cold turkey or summin
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Nu porn thread fellas, old one onna autosage once moar

Starting off with a fresh nu release from the eastern germanic harlot Iris Kiss

>/sxyprn.com/post/607fe7589cba0.html
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Everyone in mt life is emitting the vaccine
And am I fucked? Do I need do I ended do to get it too the vaccien?
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Women are cringe.
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Does anyone else feel as demoralized as I do? At least in the US? The future seems bleak as fuck.
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/brap/ #1 - Gas General

A thread for posting farting and burping art of western origin.

Onara/Eproctophilia Resources:

nyou.booru.org (Fart Image Aggregation)
gas.booru.org (vintage and rare onara art)
Pixiv tags: おなら , オナラ, 放屁, 屁
General Fart Discord/Roleplay Server:https://discord.gg/XkzsGwk

Rules:
>No begging for kemonoparty updates or asking for unsolicited requests
>Don't post art that isn't of decent quality
>Keep up the variety
>No grotesque bodies (ie hyperslob, dorse, shadman)
>No furry/anthro (monster girls are allowed)
>No Yokai Watch/single series spamming
>Mixed with other kinks is okay, but keep it focused on gas
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Judea has declared war on PC gamers
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They allegedly pay 1200 dollars a month to live there

They look like they're in a concentration camp.
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Let's have anuddah fitness thread fellas

Thinkgen bout copping myself a lill treadmill for dem cardio gainz
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buy can of bajika 9 beer
the 9 stands for .9 liters
not 9%
only 8%
>have to drink .9 litres of this shitty russian 8% beer
fuck why didnt i just buy the pinot
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Nu tinder thread laddos, last one is onna autosage

Since april 1st you can change your country for free again on Tinder w/out the need to use a VPN/geolocashun spoofer
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new flow

my name is Philip Vassiliou
and I wanna have gay sex with you
there is nothing that I wouldn't do
to get a blowy from a sexy Jew

I'm suckin poz loads
I'm tappin loosh nodes
mock my strabismus
and you can suck on dis

my name is Philip Vassiliou
and I wanna have gay sex with you
there is nothing that I wouldn't do
to get my bussy battered by a Jew

I'm postin Pete Steele
he makes my peepee feel
like it gon explode
and launch a poz load

my name is Philip Vassiliou
and I wanna have gay sex with you
there is nothing that I wouldn't do
in the service of the global Jew
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4chon® Finance

Cont. from autosaged previous thread
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wtf

This can't be true bros…
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When did you realize there had to be a better way and what have you been doing to achieve that?
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friendly reminder this is what the retard looks like
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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

I just came here to say one word… *deep breathe* NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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when you watch porno which do you imagine you are?
the dick, the guy, the girl? something else?
do you imagine you what they are feeling or do you concentrate on what you are feeling?
how does porn work?

[me on the left]
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Fresh nu SpraveKino fuckers

"The Fenris" - Finally. At last. Archery's New Dawn!

>.youtube.com/watch?v=BF_OuEba3a4
R: 9 / I: 1

Entrepreneurship General

If I wanted to start a business a few years from now would it be smart to acquire inventory leading up to opening or should I take out a big loan and buy it all at once?
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This shit is fucking black magic i swear

Even managed to dig up an unknown pic of the former oneitis from some obscure site kek
R: 24 / I: 9
HITLER LOVES COCK
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RIP

Someone I know and used to hang out with is going to be taken off life support and left to die in less than 24 hours. He was a pretty likable guy, but his appetite got the better of him: He was extremely overweight.

Being in his mid-50s by this point that was just asking for trouble, he had been-so I'd heard-dieting and doing pretty well with that over the past couple years, but all the same he had a stroke last night, will be taken off life support and left to die shortly thereafter. I guess I'm a little sad but I'm somewhat unsympathetic too, it's one of those, "we all knew it was coming" sort of situations, though given that he was a liberal boomer I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he 100% died from the vaccine, primarily.

tl;dr don't be fat lads
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L-lol how silly!
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I hate women

She stole and ruined his room. This is fucking tragic heh
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Dutch navy ship intercepted by jets after turn towards Russian waters, Moscow says – Amsterdam blasts 'dangerous' flyover

>rt.com/russia/527922-dutch-evertsen-black-sea-fighter-jets/
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I think the mods should ban all libtards and create a "MAGA general" sticky thread

who agrees?
R: 3 / I: 0

Stop being a dog, dawg!

My dog keeps killing small animals. He actually killed a big fat ass chungus bunny a week ago. Why can't he just be a pussy like his owner and LEAVE THEM ALONE!?
R: 9 / I: 4
FUCK ANTI ABORIGINALS
R: 8 / I: 2
What was the most scared you've ever been?
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YOU ARE THE FATHER
>woman immediately jumps in mans face with a finger aggressively assaulting him
>you deaaaddddbeeeaaatttttt
>MAURY: you going to step up? you going to take care of your responsibilities?

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
>Maury immediately moves to shield mother
>we're so sorry, we'll help you find the real father
>no no, nobody attack her!
>not a word spoken about how she's tried to fuck this guy and spent the last 2-3 years lying her ass off about it

Maury is a fucking faggot, he never says shit to women for lying. They suffer no consequences for their actions.
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I did not cheat on my husband, any weird stuff i said about other races of men were when he dumped me(not dumped anymore).
Piss off
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yo yo yo!

I just foundt this shit ass website off a search I made 4 anime tiddies but ion see no anaime tiddies in here

da fuqq up wit dat???
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How can I convince my half retarded boomer father in law not to get vaxxed?

Throughout this whole ordeal he's been very anti vax but now with the "super deadly" delta variant he's very afraid. The MSM programming got to him he's scared. People make poor choices when scared.

Honestly at the end of the day he can put poison into his body if he wants to but I want to make sure he's properly informed. He doesn't read so I can't send him any articles but he does watch YouTube so does anyone have very easy to digest infographics or memes or YouTube videos that could help inform him of potential dangers?
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How do I stop thinking about politics and racial issues and how kikes niggers and whites have ruined the world by promoting racial hatread and fag acceptance every-fucking-where??? HOW DO I DO IT???
I got no friends and the only people I talk to only ever talk about that fucking bullshit.
Is it not enough that I have had no emotions for almost 6 years???
I got no personality anymore.
My life is literal hell.
R: 2 / I: 1
Would you fug an eevee or is 4chon only into horses?
R: 9 / I: 1
What's up, you fucking niggers? It's been a hot minute.

I'm currently dying of AIDS and figured I better tie up any loose ends. AMA
R: 9 / I: 2
>go outside
>this happens

fug
R: 1 / I: 1
Is that Spotemgottem?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.
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Where can I read furigana japanese manga and watch furigana anime?

For free as well.
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Nagasaki was originally called NIGGASAKI, Niggasaki's population was 83% AFRIKAN in 1930 (look it up!)

The AtomiKKK Bomb that was dropped on Niggasaki contained and anti-melanin chemical to wipe out ALL blacks from Japan.

>pic related heh
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Eat the bugs! Bees, ants, crickets, maggots. Mmmmm, so tasty! Tear the grub's body open and sup on its sickly green insides. So nutritious! Bite the beetle in half and suck the shit out of its intestines. That's where the nutrients are! Pull the spider's legs off one by one and chew on them like taffy. This is fun! Grind the crickets into a powder and put them in your smoothie. This is normal! Pull a cockroach off the floor and swallow it whole. Delicious! If you swat a fly, make sure you lick its remains off the floor. Insects are a superfood, you know!
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Kinos about bad life decisions?
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Sometimes when I sit down to pee my stream goes between the bowl and the seat and covers the floor and my shorts with piss.
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There are no more zero days. What's a zero day? A zero day is when you don't do a single thing towards whatever dream or goal or want or whatever that you got going on. No more zeros. The point I'm trying to make is that you have to make yourself, promise yourself, that the new SYSTEM you live in is a NON-ZERO system. Didn’t do anything all day and it's 11:58 PM? Write one sentence. Do one pushup. Read one page of that chapter. One. Because one is non zero. You understand me? No more zeros.

BE GRATEFUL TO THE 3 YOU'S. Uh what? 3 me's? That sounds like mumbo jumbo bullshit. News flash, there are three you's. There's the past you, the present you, and the future you. If you want to love someone and have someone love you back, you have to learn to love yourself, and the 3 you's are the key. Be grateful to the past you for the positive things you've done. And do favors for the future you like you would for your best bro. Feeling like shit today? Stop a second, think of a good decision you made yesterday. Salad and salmon instead of Big Mac? THANK YOU YOUNGER ME. Was yesterday a nonzero day because you did 200 push-ups? THANK YOU YOUNGER ME. Saved up some money over time to buy that sweet thing you wanted? THANK YOU. Second part of the 3 me's is you have to do your future self a favor. Tired as hell and can't get off Netflix? Fuck you present self, this one's for future me. Get out of bed and go to the gym. I don’t even care if you workout. JUST SHOW UP. I'm doing this one for future me. Alarm clock goes off and bed is too comfy? Fuck you present self, this one's for my best friend, the future me. I'm up and going for a 5 km run (or 25 meter run, it's gotta be non zero). MAKE SURE YOU THANK YOUR OLD SELF for rocking out at the end of EVERY SINGLE THING that makes your life better. The cycle of doing something for someone else (future you) and thanking someone for the good in your life (past you) is key to building gratitude and productivity. Do not doubt me. Over time you should spread the gratitude to others who help you on your path.

Finally, FORGIVE YOURSELF. I mean it. Maybe you got all the know-how, money, ability, strength and talent to do whatever is you want to do. But lets say you still didn't do it. Now you're giving yourself shit for not doing what you need to, to be who you want to. Heads up champion, being dissapointed in yourself causes you to be less productive. Tried your best to have a nonzero day yesterday and it failed? Who cares? I forgive you, previous self. I forgive you. But today? Today is a nonzero masterpiece to the best of my ability for future self. This one's for you future-self. I forgive you. Say it out loud.
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I'm living with a literal Chris Chan at the moment, just minus the narcissism.

He seemed okay, just a low functioning sperg. I asked his family if there was any problems with him or if he got into trouble, but they were like "no no, he doesn't do anything wrong, but we don't want him living with you, he's good where he is". He wanted to move in with me because Aunty Jacinda started putting criminals in all the boarding houses.

Well, he's been here for a month and he's been arrested by the cops three times. They've pepper sprayed him and beaten him. It turns out that despite being 43 years old, he's still on the "love quest stage" and trying for girls, teenage girls. He was hiding in the bushes staring at the girl in the coffee van and trying to chat up girls at the gym.

I almost threw him out yesterday because I've had enough. I'm really need the fucking money though and because my place is an unfinished shithole I can only attract low leval tenants.
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WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING NIGGER

ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS AND THE HULKSTER WANT YOU TO GO BACK TO AFRICA BROTHER

NIGGERS ARE 80% MORE LIKELY THAN OTHER RACES TO NEGLECT THEIR CHILDREN DUDE http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886901000290
NIGGERS HAVE LESS UNDERSTANDING OF THE CONCEPT OF MORALITY THAN OTHER RACES BROTHER
Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886901000290
WATCH OUT HULKAMANIACS. THESE NIGGERS ARE THE MOST RECKLESS RACE DUDE. WATCH THE CROSSFIRE DURING A DRIVE BY MEAN GENE. Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886901000290
NIGGERS ARE TWICE AS LIKELY TO COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST SMALL CHILDREN . Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886901000290
LISTEN UP LIL HULKSTERS NIGGERS ARE OVER 4X MORE LIKELY TO COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN THAN OTHER RACES BROTHER Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886901000290
NIGGER WOMEN ARE TWICE AS VIOLENT THAN WOMEN OF OTHER RACES TOWARDS MEN DUDE. Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886901000290
WATCH OUT BIG KEV! TURNS OUT YOUNG NIGGERS ARE 2.5X TIMES AS LIKELY TO HAVE RAPED SOMEONE THAN WHITES ARE BROTHER. Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886901000290
NIGGERS ARE OVER 100X MORE LIKELY TO RAPE WHITE WOMEN DESPITE BEING ONLY 15% OF THE POPULATION BROTHER
Black men are over a hundred times more likely to rape a White woman than vice versa. Source: http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials-viewpoint/082613-668778-epidemic-of-white-on-black-violence-is-a-fraud.htm?p=full
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Fockin ell laddos i'm in love
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Regular Marijuana Use Linked to Psychotic Episodes, Simultaneous Screaming and Vomiting
>/dailystormer.su/regular-marijuana-use-linked-to-psychotic-episodes-simultaneous-screaming-and-vomiting/
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covid side effects

ever since getting the COVAIDS vaccine I've been obsessed with boys.
what do? can this be cured somehow?
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Thought's on CWC's nu artpiece
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Yeb
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Gay Job

My job sucks so frickin' bad now bros. It used to be chill as h*ck but now it's become totally detached from what made it desirable before. I make way more money than I did when I started (it's still not a lot, especially with teenagers making like $16 to start these days) but I would take the pay cut of a lifetime for it to go back to the way it was. I remember just drawing all day and posting here the entire time, making OC and being a good lil' robot newgger.

Now I can't even muster the energy to do any of that shit. I wake up, go to work where I am busy the entire time, come back and go to bed in two or three hours (going to bed probably immediately after writing this post tbh). It's not a hard job, it's just a now-active one I have to be at all day almost every day that has zero down time. If I stop moving for even a second I get angry texted by my boss and his security system, not that I get the opportunity to stop often these days anyway. The dream of working in a small sleepy store just keeping up with things and otherwise doing what I want is dead, now I'm in little better a position as someone working at a department store or fast food restaurant. The only thing that keeps me here is that as much as I complain I know it's still a bit better than those alternatives.

How is your work treating you these days, fellas?
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THIS SUMMER
>DUN
IN THIS WORLD
>DUN
ONE MAN
>DUN
IS MADE OF SWORDS
>DUN DUN DUN
>overview shot of Fujuki city
>wind brushes by Rin (played by either Alexandra Daddario/Ai Uehara giving us a light pantyshot
THIS SUMMER
>DUN
YOU WILL SEE THE GREATEST ANIME BATTLE ROYAL SINCE FORTNITE
>everybody was kung fu fighting plays
>Nobu (played by Aoi Yuuki) falls over with a studio laugh track and fart sound 2#
>DUN DUN
>Emiya (played by Ed Sheeran) snippet plays over UBW shot with Gilgamesh (Ryan Gosling)
>DUN DUN DUN
>Grail of heroes is show downloading heroes like Organisation 13 from KH
>Scheherazade (Nicki Minaj) and her master (played by some white twink) are shown lightly flirting
>shot of lancer (played by James McAvoy) dies with a Wilhelm scream
>Shirou jumps over the bar
FATE STAY NIGHT - GRAND ORDER
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am I a furry now?
R: 23 / I: 3
This FUCKING heatwave apparently ends on tuesday at the latest if dose forecasts are 2 b believed

God i hope it's true, barely been able to get anything done bcuz o' dis
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Shroomjak funni heh
R: 7 / I: 1
what do you do when you're feeling especially sad?
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28chan.org

https://28chan.org/
come home white man
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h-heh
originellé
R: 4 / I: 1
is there a genre of rape porn where the man is raping in a loving way? i am not into looking at the guy chocking or hitting the chick at all.

Also how do i find bbc rape porn?
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AHAHAHA
R: 7 / I: 1
I want to feel a thick and long cock throbbing and squirting balls deep inside my anus.
R: 8 / I: 2

Why even try?

Explain this to me

These two are a couple

He looks like at most a One, she maybe a high 7

What is this shit!?

Women are fucking annoying.
R: 5 / I: 2

ormus

ormus
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Greece: Raped by Afghan, Pregnant Germanic Woman Pleaded for Help But Three Pakistanis Passing by Raped Her Too

>breitbart.com/europe/2021/06/27/raped-migrant-pregnant-woman-pleaded-help-but-passers-raped-her-too/#
R: 5 / I: 1
Doing anything interesting tonight? heh
R: 4 / I: 2
Based Nubian Woman Stands Up Against ZOG Tranny Agenda at Wi Spa
>dailystormer.su/based-black-woman-stands-up-against-tranny-agenda-at-wi-spa/
R: 3 / I: 2
>Oh wow, society is so advanced! Soyence will save us!
>Life expectancy going down
>Deaths up across the board
Check out that huge increase in deaths among 25-34 year olds LMAO!
R: 1 / I: 0
It b liek dat
R: 3 / I: 2
It's over for zoomies they're finished lol
R: 6 / I: 4
Tucker Carlson Confirms NSA is Spying on Him

>dailystormer.su/tucker-carlson-confirms-nsa-is-spying-on-him/
R: 8 / I: 2

Fuck this r9k is the new /new/ now

Femoid boomer spectator who caused massive crash at Tour de France missing after fleeing the country

>.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tour-de-france-crash-fan-missing/
R: 0 / I: 0
LOTR was Secretly Filled with Trannies and Saruman was actually the good guy, ZOG-pozzed Tolkien Society claims

>dailystormer.su/the-lord-of-the-rings-was-secretly-filled-with-trannies-already/
R: 1 / I: 1
Homosexualist faggot turdpushers Clash with Police, Attack Elderly Germanic Hot Dog Vendor in NYC’s Satanic Gay Pride Ritual

dailystormer.su/who-we-are-homosexuals-clash-with-police-attack-elderly-hot-dog-vendor-in-nycs-pride-ritual/
R: 6 / I: 2
>be me
>take off headphones
>hear distant fire alarm
>trying to figure out where its coming from
>turns out neighbour fell asleep with something cooking in the oven
>windows were closed, she didn't answer even when the fire service started smashing her front door down
>they get in
>quite alot of smoke coming out the now open windows (even her bedroom window, which is the next room over)


Why isn't Alcohol banned yet
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Andrew Anglin in new OpEd: The Jews Destroyed Donald Trump
>dailystormer.su/donald-trump-joins-rumble-rumble-bans-criticism-of-the-jews/
R: 1 / I: 0
The jew fears the dog
R: 1 / I: 0
heh
fagb lox
R: 10 / I: 3
Looking to cop any good deals this Prime Day™?
R: 5 / I: 2
ONLYFANS BANNING PORN! THOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
R: 13 / I: 4
Just imagine if men acted like wahmin lel

>YEAH skidmarks are EMPOWERING men!

>see the pre-cum stains in my boxers? That's so empowering!
>I refuse to wash off my dick cheese YASS KING!
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Happy Father's Day, anon!
How will you and your beautiful, white offspring be celebrating the day?
R: 6 / I: 2

random thoughts thread

had some thoughts today
>gigantic bubble maker in ocean (like a fishtank) (maybe be good for secregating species of fish?)
>olympus mons absolutely decimated mars its probably 80% ash, the ash soaking up the water, good resource for maybe better diamond making, bit fishy curiosity hasn't been owned by a dust devil yet
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have you niggers considered this?
R: 1 / I: 0
>man spreading
>what about woman breathing
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>He took me out
>It was a Friday night
>I wore perfume
>To not smell like a guy
>We started making out
>And he took off my pants
>But then he noticed my peepee

>And that's about the time

>He started beating me
>Nobody likes you when you're a tranny
>And are confused by what's between your legs
>What the hell is dilating?

>My friends say I should act my sex

>What's my sex again?
>What's my sex again?

>Then later on, on the drive home

>Called by his mom, from her cellphone
>She said I was a freak
>That I had HIV
>A woman you will never be

>And that's about the time

>That bitch hung up on me
>Nobody likes you when you're a tranny
>And use faceapp selfies to masturbate
>Maybe I'll cut off my dick

>My friends say I should act my sex

>What's my sex again?
>What's my sex again?

>And that's about the time

>He started beating me
>Nobody likes you when you're a tranny
>And you're still built like you're a linebacker
>What the hell is wrong with me?

>My friends say I should act my sex

>What's my sex again?
>What's my sex again?
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Sni snant sna snig snat snock snoo snenesnate snall sny snorisnices snand snill smem snith snum, snunsnil snime snust sna snasny snumsnut snith sno snelf snesnect.
R: 3 / I: 0
what are yall getting for your fathers in two days?

pic related is me, found a nice cigar sampler pack. looks good to me but I've never touched a cigar. hope he will enjoy it
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epic wizchad btfos boomer street mucisian FOUR TIMES
R: 1 / I: 0
Marius Spix
Janitor Faggot
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Ever wondered what FoKy really looks like?

Here's a pic he posted (and immediately deleted like he always does) some time ago on 4chan

Note the "similarity" to literallyme.jpg
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I spend all my day making retarded comics hating kikes and eating 4 or 5 times more than I should every single day because my life is meaningless, I will never be happy or excited about anythingor care about anything and its all the kikes fault for putting my on antipsychotics that caused em to feel no emotions or need anything or care about anything at all. I hate walking too now. It never gets better, its much worse than I am saying, Fuck you kikes, I don't give a fuck what happens to me, FUCK YOU KIKES.
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I blunt a fig bat lock to perturbate all my offices and file them with gum, until I'm dust a rusty gumnut with no shelf reflect.
R: 1 / I: 1
héh
R: 4 / I: 2

REST IN PEACE

It is with great sadness that we regret to inform you that James Monkey, PhD, emeritus professor of genetics at the School of
Medicine, nephew of the late Maurice Orangutan, died yesterday morning, 13th June, at Dubai Zoo, following a fire-arms injury.

His wife, Jessica (Jess), and their dog, James, were by his side. He had been hospitalized following a firearm demonstration where a gun accidentally misfired yesterday evening.

James, 38, was a member of the Monkey Medicine community for more than 15 years.

He was a kind, thoughtful and moral monkey eager to share scientific discoveries and opportunities not only with friends and colleagues, but also with disadvantaged youth in our local community.

Plans for a memorial service will be announced at a later date.

He will be greatly missed.
R: 2 / I: 1
What if ghosts don't regularly show up on the TV shows because they're tired of being asked dumb questions?
Like "can you move this chair or knock on this door." "what is your name" "can you say something into this box"

Picture you're the ghost, you walk out after like 30 seconds don't you.

A better idea would be to ask the ghost questions that could pertain to their era, what they think about whatever public figures were around then.

They're probably just like "ah ffs not the retarded ghost hunters again"
R: 12 / I: 5

CWC

how will his story end?
R: 28 / I: 17
Wat u nibbas think bout watch display mods

I thought about buying a nu watch for some updated aesthetics but the current one works flawlessly still so i might go this route instead heh