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Would you rape a woman during war? I would have the desire to (already do have the desire to rape all women) but I don't know if I would or not.
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PSA to all anons

NEVER shave your butthole. When I walk I can feel my cheeks touching each other and I can never not-feel it.
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4chon® Finance

Cont. from autosaged previous thread heh
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Greta is going to end up a super hottie. I fucking called it
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Are cruises enjoyable? I'm bored and started looking at them lately. Never been to the ocean, would be cool. How likely would it be that I can smash some milf?
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SSSSATURDAY MORNING/NIGHT MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAA

WHAT ARE YA

>PLAYAN

>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

ORIGINALLY
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>airpods
>hoodie pulled up halfway onto head
>white shoes with high white tube socks
>"vibes" to his music making that gesture all soundcloud rappers make
>charli xcx
>100 gecs
>le tucute is a slur
>#MAPrights no cap frfr yeet
>wym lolicon is pedophilia they are just drawings baka s w e a t y
>owo uwu owo
>ok boomer ecksdee
>no cap bruh
>frfr
>frfrfr100
>gods plan
>deadass bruh, no cap on God I'm not white just mixed frfr 100

Why are zoomers such faggots?
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BRRRRRAAAP

Thingken about getting a scooter in advance of the inevitable six gorillion dollar-a-gallon gas that's certain to take effect within the next couple of years. What are your plans to endure the coming soy state?
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>>last night, horny
>>haven't stuck anything in my butt for a long while.. in the mood
>>charge up anal vibe and find some appealing audio visuals
>>lube it up and start trying to work it into my ass
>>damn this is harder than I remember and hurts
>>ok, relax… open up and push
>>suddenly shit all over the towel, all of the vibe
>>FUCK
>>run to the bathroom dripping liquid shit everywhere
>>takes 20 minutes to clean up, horny mood ruined
>>put vibe away, wtf was I thinking

how do fags do it? do they actually enjoy the smell of shit and playing in shit. I did not need to shit. I had a normal shit a couple of hours earlier and figured everything would be okay. they must deal with this sort of thing every day.
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>A soviet vagina

I laff at dis

Good to see dis nibber's still at it and didn't quit cold turkey or summin
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Elon Musk and Gr*mes split up

>rt.com/usa/535772-musk-grimes-breakup-memes/


Imagine being one of the richest and most desired men on the planet and you're still getting cucked lel

White womanoids are officially completely out of control now
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A guy cut me off mid torrenting movie

Dear Mr. 98.216.40.128

A day ago I was downloading the perfect release IMO of BladeRunner 1982 BDrip x264 RyD3R (Kingom Release) The Final Cut.. its 3 Gigabyes.. YOU my friend were the ONLY seeder on the entire internet.. And it was a relief for me when I found you through DHT.. I downloaded nearly 700MB (using my limited quota bandwidth, which is unfairly expensive).. Before YOU decided to cut me off.. I mean come on now..

So please if anyone lives in Massachusetts

https://ibb.co/WfDFVL3

Go tell him to throw me a bone..
I seriously never saw it and I am dying to for so long..
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I like the smell of my own jizz. I've never smelled anyone else's though.
can you relate?
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T A L E N T
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>tfw returning to the community college i dropped out from 10 years ago
it be lik dat
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Let's have anuddah fitness thread fellas

Thinkgen bout copping myself a lill treadmill for dem cardio gainz
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No Hope Left

I got invited to a party but instead I'm going to bed at 10:30 heh
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How big is your head?
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If you’re not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you’ll end up in the Backrooms, where it’s nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, and endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in.

God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.
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How do I subtly ask my cashier oneitis whether she's vaccinated or not?
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Nu porn thread fellas, old one onna autosage once moar

Starting off with a fresh nu release from the eastern germanic harlot Iris Kiss

>/sxyprn.com/post/607fe7589cba0.html
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>Make Twitter acc for the first time ever
>My first foray into politics you could say
>First tweets get zero views (you can check)
>Make a 4 part tweet series about how the plandemic was brought about by the elite to combat rising White consciousness
>Wake up next day and see it has 40 views

I'm becoming a bit of an influence on the net it seems..
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(….) The logos of matriarchy is the logos of castration. When anything is sublimated to female logic it becomes stagnant, boring, rule bound and standardized. Let's run through some examples. The more women participate in a conversation the less original it is. Ocasio Cortez is pedaling a flat middle school socialism because she's duller and less outgoing then Fidel Castro. Hollywood is in an uncreative dark age ever since it replaced their Jew perverts with fat unqualified women. The University has been stripped of controversial discourse and vigour. Why? Because female intelligence is clustered around the mean and women prefer stability to discovery. Women are the harbingers of “stagnant productivity”, busy work which ultimately results in nothing.

This is the environment that modern men grew up in and spend the majority of their time: a mommy approved daycare where everyone and their feelings are safe. The external environment of the modern man is mirrored in his internal environment. Internally the modern man is a permanent child. The modern man doesn't want to fight compete or struggle. He wants to have fun. He castrates himself so he can stay in mommy daycare forever and never have to endure the hardships of masculinity.

>Cont. at; /r/TheRedPill/comments/q2ljmf/escaping_the_pleasure_palace/
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O wont o bog fot cock to ponotroto oll mo orofocos ond foll thom woth com, ontol O'm jost o nosty comslot woth no solf rospoct.
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I have so much pent up rage. I wish I didn't.
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I miss this lil FoKy nigger like you wouldnt believe…
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Life is short but life is also long. What a strange paradox.
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should i do a clen cycle?
wanna become a ripped freak
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>maybe in the age of aquarius i will finally score
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honk honk
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VACCINES PROVEN DANGEROUS FDA REJECTS BOOSTERS

And there it is, the house of cards will now crumble. The vaxxed are going to riot(if myocarditis hasn't killed them yet)

>fda video flat out stating the dangers of heart inflamation after the jabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFph7-6t34M&t=15625s

Google myocarditis. The articles are starting to roll out now. The vaxxed utterly fucked themselves. And this is only the beginning. The long term side effects are still coming.

White house is FURIOUS becuase this recks their booster shot plans. FDA essentially approved only for those 65 and older. Basically those that aren't worth saving. It's the devil's compromise really.

Basically your chance of myocardities dropes to 1:25 if you take the vax. As for long term effects, seeing as how conspiritards have been right so far, the damage to the vascular system in vaxxed will basically wear their heart out long before they were due naturally to die.
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Does it annoy anybody else when random women behave as if you are interested in them, and try to subtly or not so subtly let you know they aren't interested?

Sometimes some clam I am interacting with briefly or in passing will go out of her way to mention a BF, or I can just tell by their demeanor and body language they are trying to signal they are not interested in being asked out.

It's usually really mediocre looking roasties too that I wouldn't have any interest in anyway, I want to say "you stupid bitch, I didn't do anything to indicate I'm interested in you, shut up" but I don't want to get the cops called on me.

Like I said these stupid roasties are usually ugly to mediocre looking so I don't care, and some good looking women are receptive to me, so I don't really know what these whores problem is.
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what do you think are the hardest skills to learn IRL? and don't give me this lib bullsiht about "listening" or being "in touch with your emotions" i'm talking real tangible skills.

i think being a sculptor is one that is probably up there in regards to iq requirements. sports as well, aside from the need of the genetic gift, you have to constantly train n shiet. i used to think a pilot was hard but it seems it's all automated now.
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helen of troy ain't got nothing on mothafuggin cleopatra if she looked like this
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I have a couple days worth of vacation, what should I do with my time?
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Dogi here, its been a while

Spent more than a month on the couch at my mums house cuz my husband kicked me out and his parents all put me in the ward for telling them about his nazi shit. Yeah snapped out of it, and they put me in the ward to make everyone think i was crazy and used my diagnosises against me. He cut ke out of his life and fucked prostitutes immediately after cutting me out eventhough we are still married. months later he started texting ke again and being a narcisistic cunt threaterning me with divorce and denying our official lawful marriage exists. He says he will make it all up to me, but wants to have visits 🤨 fuck sycilian arab niggers
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Uhm based
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Is there anything left on the internet? Seems like it's just a barren wasteland now.
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/brap/ #1 - Gas General

A thread for posting farting and burping art of western origin.

Onara/Eproctophilia Resources:

nyou.booru.org (Fart Image Aggregation)
gas.booru.org (vintage and rare onara art)
Pixiv tags: おなら , オナラ, 放屁, 屁
General Fart Discord/Roleplay Server:https://discord.gg/XkzsGwk

Rules:
>No begging for kemonoparty updates or asking for unsolicited requests
>Don't post art that isn't of decent quality
>Keep up the variety
>No grotesque bodies (ie hyperslob, dorse, shadman)
>No furry/anthro (monster girls are allowed)
>No Yokai Watch/single series spamming
>Mixed with other kinks is okay, but keep it focused on gas
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I am being gangstalked by bots trying to get me to break nofap
Every couple days I get a new notification of one of these accounts replying to a random comment I made on a random video at a random date.
Evil kike porn industry

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
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i hate most modern websites but holy fuck pinterest is fucking gold.
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I think I might be killing myself before the end of the year. I'm just about done with all of this.
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Wat u nibbas think about artflow.ai

The queue is at 700 minutes rn lol, shit's viral
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Few days ago I had Wake Induced Lucid Dream(s). Normally I wake up at 7am then sleep another 6 hours or so. This time I had 6-7 lucid dreams in a row it was hella epic. Somehow I was able to keep going in and out of them. I would feel my body on the bed, awake, then enter hypnagogia, then enter the dream state and fully feel my body in the dream state it was ebin bros.

Before this I was doing Reality Checks. Now I am at the stage where I am working on Stability: https://lucid.fandom.com/wiki/Stability
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What happened to all the image search programs? We used to have shit like Image Raider and even Google Image search would give good results, but now there’s only Pimeyes for human faces.
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did your mom ever rub you 'down there'?

if not you were unloved and unwanted.
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If i was a teacher I would be most interested in the kids who obviously had fucked up home lives but were still making an effort to learn. i would probably have an immense amount of pity for them too tbqh. how do teachers do it? must be a miserable job to be in a place where you're basically stuck in time.
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things you're doing to change your life

I signed up for a local college's graphics design program, don't expect to get a job or anything with it but I'm just so fucking bored out of my mind these days. I expected a lot of things once I reach 30 but didn't realize extreme boredom was one of them lmao.
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this guy is a hack

>"lets film this animal being eaten alive for science reasons"
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I went traveling for a week and I learned a lot about myself. Particularly that I need certain conditions to sleep and if I don't get them I sleep awfully and its shit.

But I thought the homo thing everyone says about traveling was that you learn about other people? In my case, no. Maybe it was just because I went around my state not overseas. Being without a PC (even though I have a smartphone) SUCKS!!! A PC so much damn faster and more efficient with whatever you want to do.
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who is your dream fuck?

if you could fuck anyone or anything who/what would it be?

for me it would be the entire cast of Bunk'd.
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>lol anon, we're finally alone in your room! So what exactly did you wanna show me…?
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who here hate white pipo?
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a memer lost his job over this
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Any1 ever tried mushrooms? Supposedly they cure migraines and sheit
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so, now that his era is over, can someone tell me why he was called foky?
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Guys,

I've been considering suicide a lot lately. I own a gun. It would be so easy. My family would be sad, but in the end it doesn't matter because they will die too.

But in that sleep of death what dreams may come. That is the rub. What happens after we die?
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sex based banter on the work site again today
sit on the side saying nothing occasionally tardlaughing because i have nothing to add because cel
this hell of norms doesnt end
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At which point did certain artists peak in their career?

I think Clairo peaked right out of the starting gate with Diary 001. Whether or not she was a plant this was the only time her music felt genuine, everything after sounded generic thot pop.
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laugh out loud
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Internet is starting to go down. It has begun.
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So THIS is the much lauded polio vaccine trial???

>In 1954, an experiment was designed to test the effectiveness of the Salk vaccine in preventing polio, which had killed or paralyzed thousands of children. By random selection, 401,974 children were randomly assigned to two groups:(1) 200,745 children were given a treatment consisting of Salk vaccine injections;(2) 201,229 children were injected with a placebo that contained no drug. Childrenwere assigned to the treatment or placebo group through a process of random selection, equivalent to flipping a coin. Among the children given the Salk vaccine,33 later developed paralytic polio, and among the children given a placebo,115 later developed paralytic polio.

These numbers are NOTHING! It did fuck all! Provaxxers are fuckign retarded!
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wat u think bout standup comedy
i leik it
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According to this meme, theres 50 years left before things get out of hand.
Does that seem unreasonably optimistic to anyone else?
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>2021 is already over
Jesus Christ.
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I skipped a wedding today. Fuck that noise you're not taking my sunday and making me live through that awkwardness.
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this bort ded af but i still have habit of checking it daily heh
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I'm travelling in NSW and saw a sign that said "no mask no entry no exceptions". Feel like bricking them
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how do i enplace more get-up-and-go?
sometimes i ceba to breathe
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Is David Dees really dead?
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>tfw you shern reef
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>korean show popularity
>k-pop
>white girls wanting korean bf's
>manhwa

lmao goes to show how much we've been left behind that even the japanese culture ib dorks love is already being left behind in the mainstream
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just found a bevy of available IPs that haven't been added to the list yet so i'm on the warpath again. see you in a few weeks maybe
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i still check up on tripfags i used to chat with from the early 2010's even though i'm not close or in communication with them often, i'm just curious to see what is up with the people i grew up with on imageboards in the early days

i found out one guy from 4chan i used to be in chatrooms with died from drug overdose last september

his last post was he that he was experimenting with obscure opioid drugs and then a day later he apparently overdosed

fuck man i'm crying just typing this and i wasn't even super close with him or anything

today i left a message on his social media page saying rip
i wonder what he would've thought knowing that some random shitposter he hadn't spoke with for a decade would be one of the few to be in remembrance of him once he died
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Where does music go from mumble rap and witchhouse? Is there anywhere left to go without a new revolution in music?
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burgerpunk kino
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i can no longer find anyone from my teenager years online. i think they all finally grew up.
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Are you happy with the way you've spent the last 10 years of your life?
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fred phelps 2.0
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wide handle.
check out this gotham steel.
new hoochie jewelry.
wide handle edition.
make your eggs dance with gotham steel.
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Gonna try my hand at learning Japanese again. This is probably my last shot as I'm almost 30 and brain plasticity won't be there anymore for me to take advantage of.
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stop this ride. I want to get off.
how is this parent not in jail?

https://gramhir.com/media/2643839620116847863
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When was the last time you had your ear nom'd?
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Aryan Male TV Star Man-Shamed for Posting Instagram Shot Without Visible Abs (Women Expect Roid Body)
>dailystormer.su/male-tv-star-man-shamed-for-posting-insta-shot-without-visible-abs-off-steroid-cycle/
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ben garrison did an ama on patriots.win about a month ago
https://patriots.win/p/12jd08DRUm/live-ben-garrison-ask-me-anythin/
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>be me
>15 year old autismo
>around peak of rage comic
>find it hilarious, obsessed with troll face
>one halloween literally print blank image of troll face and attach to my face
>rage comics die and become cringe
>forget about it all
>troll face comes back skitzo mode
>obsessed again
>mfw
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Ben Garrison in 2015
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You WILL Eatin' sie Buggen

Did anon ever finish reading about the Fourth Industrial Revolution or was the Schwabpill too difficult to swalow?
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Women use their sexuality to control and manipulate men. That IS sexual harassment. A woman who refuses to clothe herself in an appropriate way IS engaging in industrial-scale sexual harassment of men. (…)

Getting half naked and then saying “stop sexualizing our bodies” is no different than grabbing someone’s arm and slapping them with it and saying “stop hitting yourself!”

This is what women do with “liberation.” They use it to sexually harass and exploit men. If you tell a woman “you can be whatever you want to be,” they reply with “I want to dress up like a slut and get all the men to stare at me and then accuse them of being perverts – except for the really handsome ones, who I will then manipulate into thinking I will have sex with them.”

If we do not control these sluts then we are utterly doomed. They can use their bodies to accomplish any goal by manipulating weak men. The only men who can resist them are those whose spirits are hardened by the Holy Spirit.

>dailystormer.su/oklahoma-slut-uprising-as-teen-whores-claim-anyone-distracted-by-their-half-naked-bodies-is-a-pervert/
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i've made a decent amount of money this year

i can blow my money on anything but a house p much

what should i waste my money on

i've spent well over 1k on doordashing random food, going to buy an expensive leather jacket today
dunno what else to throw money at
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Me Cough

I have a funny feeling in my throat and it's making me cough. Am I going to die to the macarena?
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WAIT MR SHEKELBERG LEAVE THE DOOR ALONE NNONONONO PLS COME BACK TO THE CHAMBER PLS WHERE ARE YOU GOING DO NOT LEAVE NNONONONJOONONOON[FGP
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me want real doll gf
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What did CWC mean with this
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will her bf ever be found
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WELLFARE CHECK

This is a wellfare check for a user who used to visit the /deutsch/ general on 4channels /int/ board.
He left the threads 2 days ago after some fat retard tried to dox him.

THE DOX IS BULLSHIT
it was not posted anymore! please come back, or, if you have been banned, tell us in this thread!

/deutsch/ is not the same without you, we miss you and want you back (at least I do)
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would you guys like to watch a movie with me? amazon prime has a new feature called 'watch party' where we can all watch together and chat.
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Being in my 30's feels unreal. I have all the freedom that I wanted as a teen, I'm not broke as fuck as i was in my 20's, yet i find i piss the days away all the same nothing feels remotely interesting to me.