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We could genuinely and unironically solve all of the West's problems if we just taught high school boys how to give women orgasms in sex ed. Hear me out.
>Have a class with boys with age of consent and over
>Teach them the different types of female orgasm and how to give them
>Women know how hard it is to cum
>Female coomers hop from guy to guy hoping he's the one to do it, even Chad has trouble
>They become roasties, and guys get insecure and jealous and don't want to stay in relationships with them
>They don't have children
>West dies
When women orgasm they release unparalleled amounts of oxytocin, the same hormone that gives them baby rabies and makes them want to reproduce. No study or statistic has ever figured this out but I guarantee you the rates of infidelity among women is low if they report being able to orgasm with their significant other - makes sense, right? They won't go looking for greener grass and know generally how difficult it is for a guy to make them cum. If every guy can do it, all of them with have something to offer, increasing the SMV of all men, eliminating simps except for a very small amount of degenerates who will forever be ridiculed.

Behind every e-thot is a sexually frustrated foid that has never had a proper orgasm. Less than 30 percent of women can cum vaginally, and those are the ones that are closest to ours. Imagine only being able to have little dry not even cooms (those are the clitoral ones) IF YOU'RE LUCKY.
R: 2 / I: 2
This is how dumb you all look when you reference a movie that wasn't real

https://youtu.be/CqDPfILGUdM
R: 6 / I: 1
>"Hurr what did i do wrong by trying to cheat nature/my prime biologial mission and fucking up the sexual marketplace in the process"

This is the core epitome of f*moid mindset right there kek

Denying responsibility for her own actions to the bitter end
R: 52 / I: 19
YLYL ??

https://youtu.be/u44D3qKKGPU
R: 53 / I: 33
Wud Lana Rain b aloud in an anti lana rain societay
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Nobody:
Not even Big Chungus:
Not even Pewdiepie:
Not even Keanu Reeves:

me:
this was absolutely breathtaking 100, more than keanu reeves amazing Speech 100, Edit 9: (bit) B*t this was Absolutely Wholesome 100 Reddit moment

Edit: Thank U So Much For The Upvotes. Can we Get 100 Likes on This Comment ?

Edit 2: OMG !!!!! Holy Crap !!!! Thank You So Much For 100 Likes.. I Love You Guys So Much for all the Support (Can we reach 200 next?)

Edit 3: Wow, 184 LIKES ?!? We're so close to 200 upvotes now ! Come on, reddit !

Edit 4: HOLY CR*P ! NO WAY !!! 200 LIKES ??? Thank you SO MUCH Reddit. we've made it so far… And this time… maybe we can hit 300 UPVOTES ?

Edit 5: OH. MY. GOODNESS. WE'RE SO CLOSE TO 300 LIKES !!! We can make it, everyone. Let's get there to 300 upvotes. We're so close, reddit !!!

Edit 6: No Way !!!!!!! We Reached 495 Likes ??? That's Insane ! I love you Guys so Much. Thank You for everything !!! Can we Reach half a THOUSAND Though !!!!

Edit 7: OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank YOU so Much For the Reddit Silver, Kind Stranger !!! We made it to 524 UPVOTES !!! We've made it So Far. Let's Do This, and Hopefully, We can reach a Thousand.

Edit 8: WOW. 700 LIKES ??? Thank You So Much For the Upvotes. 300 more to go, guys. I am literally crying. I Have Never ever got this many upvotes ever.

Edit 10: If U Don't Notice, This is Edit 10, and Edit 9 Is Up There. I Would Like to Say To You All Merry Christmas And Thank You So Much For Everything!!! So Wholesome

Edit 11: Happy New Year !!! And WHAT !!! 1K UPVOTES , Insane. I Am Absolutely Speechless, This was So Breathtaking. Thank You So Much For Everything, I Am Absolutely Amazed. Let's Keep On Going, Youtube. We Can Make It So Much This Year, 2020 !!!
R: 4 / I: 2

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Niggerman's body contorted with foul energy. The raw primality of the whip and nae nae brought to my mind the visages of ancient gods from darkest Africa, and I saw the ritual slaughter in their name of the beasts that dwelled there, in the jungles and on the plains. Their shrieks reverberated inside my head until I could not bear it any longer. Dark mists began to encroach upon my vision. My heart pounded to the rhythm of tribal drums, the "thumba-thumba-thumba" starting out faint but slowly increasing in tempo and intensity until it overtook my own Anglo-Saxon heartbeat. Blackness enveloped me…
R: 2 / I: 0
>Tfw no crowbro to chillax with

Why live brehs
R: 118 / I: 65

Fighting For My Future (cont.)

So right now it looks like they're really gonna go ahead and try to evict me just as i'm poised to continue the pre-apprenticeship programme come early November.

Needless to say, if i lose my residence i also automatically get kicked out of the apprenticeship programe due to insurance regulations.

They know this full well by now thru my lawyer and went ahead with it regardless/filed the fraudulent complaint. They also did this more THAN A FUCKING MONTH ahead of the deadline they themselves had named, this basically reeks of the type of gaslighting and contemptuous backstabbery that's been a hallmark of the n!Cunt egg donor's behaviour (which is actively enabled by the couple FM's she has left at this point) for as long as i can remember back. It's so fucking funny too how she claims in front of my lawyer that she "supported me all along" and then proceeds to fuck me over royally like this by actively trying to sabotage my upcoming apprenticeship in the most blatant and hamfisted obvious fucking fashion possible.

I do not know what the future holds for me, but i know that i won't let her get away with this without putting up a (legal) fight here. There is another legal avenue available to me which may enable me yet to hold the residence and continue the program in a regular fashion, it will now all depend on whether this shittyass lawyer will be able to do his job properly or not.
R: 37 / I: 12
Have you swallowed the tiny off-grid Ragnarök homestead pill yet lads? It's an easy pill to swallow

>Modern efficient solar panels and battery banks eliminate need for connection to electrical grid (no electricity bills)

>Satellite internet
>Composting toilet eliminates need for expensive sewage connection and produces fertilizer for an organic garden
>Solar water heater
>Small propane heater warms entire house with small wood fire stove for backup heating
>Food digerster takes organic matter (food leftovers) and converts into gas for cooking and heating
>Vacuum panel insulation makes walls thinner than ever for more room but maintains high insulating R value for cold winters
>Storage water tank collected from rain water or well and treated and pumped to tiny house
>Mobile to move wherever you want and explore the nation
>Modern energy star efficient appliances draw little energy
>Lack of regulations let you design however you want
>No property taxes
>No need to rent expensive developed land can just park on much cheaper undeveloped land
>Doesn't have to be out in the sticks can be close to a big city
The housing of the future lads.
R: 19 / I: 4

Death of Retail

It has to stop at some point, right? I mean the future cannot be just amazon and walmart plus whatever local gas stations you have around you…

Where will everyone work? we've already shipping industry to china, what little is left is dying. We have no cultural centers other than a handful of underfunded libraries..what will people do?
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The fashy empire gf
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Fuarkin hell laddos i suffered one of the worst cluster migraine attacks/episodes for months yesterday

Shit was fuckin brutal i legit thought i was going tha perish right den and dere

It probably was a combination of too much stress, fucked up weather patterns and expired/narc-sabotaged food most likely methinks. I also fapped shortly after taking kratom and going to bed just as i was digesting said food which amplified it most likely

I almost took sum triptan too but wuz scared it would make the visual snow worse so i held off just short of it and opted for a lill puke bucket instead heh

But wow i really don't wish it even upon my worst foe to experience this kind of pain and discomfort
R: 2 / I: 0
Experts: "You just can't make a powerful automatic crossbow."

Joerg Sprave: "Hold mein bier!"
R: 4 / I: 0
Wud DIY drill motor electric bikes b aloud in an anti micro mobility society
R: 7 / I: 1
what's up, niggers? it's been a while

y'all still gay?
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God i love kratom
R: 18 / I: 9
dis b eggsactly me woah heh
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I’ve recently gotten into the habit of not tipping at all because of stupid posts like this from women. Nothing can describe the childlike giddiness of receiving the bill and acting like I’m jotting down a bunch of number until the waitress becomes distracted and leaves, then skipping off behind a wall or to the bathroom to sneak a furtive glance while giggling as I watch her face contort into anger and disgust when she sees a zero on tip line. It’s really quite a rush, and I know there’s going to be some servers in here telling me about “spit in my food” or some other niggerish behavior, but don’t worry I space out my visits and never get the same person twice.
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Homeless in Ontario please Help

Guys I'm seriously fucking homeless and have been for about a month now. I got myself checked into the psych ward at the moment and I'm waiting for Ontario Works to hopefully kick in, it's taking fucking forever, but if it finally comes in I can survive a bit better and buy food when the soup kitchens are closed and buy parts for my bike and such and stop having to rely on the mercy of others. Some shit I don't want to talk about happened that seriously traumatized me, on top of several other occurences that all happened in the last few months, and it made me snap. I have hardcore panic attacks in certain situation I don't want to talk about. What I need above all other things now is a bro to hang out with. I'm so fucking lonely and most people out on the streets are drug addicts, unreliable, unstable, and hurtful. Only the old men at the soup kitchens are great but it's not enough. I need a girlfriend, I need bros, I need help surviving the upcoming winter. If anyone has a place for me to rent (if and when) my caseworker finally gets all the shit together and OW comes in, or we can find some kind of arrangement like me sleeping in a shed or you enjoy my company enough to let me live for free with you, or you can at least offer a place to couchsurf a while…. or something please reach out to me in this thread. I've couchsurfed a lot already and sometimes had to sleep with my bayonet in parks. Sometimes I'm just in a daze, memory unable to work, tired constantly, and just sleep a little here and there in the soup kitchen or in a shop or what have you before continuing on. I've been walking and biking around so much my feet are seriously fucked, I'm trying to get that addressed at the hospital right now. They are full of worts and I think what is called dermatitis and the toenails are fucked and everything is calloused (although I cut some chunks of calloused skin off awhile with a boxcutter, it's still a mess). Hopefully it will be fixed at the hospital but I've been asking for days and they never seem to get it properly addressed although they gave me some cream for my feet and also someone gave me a pair of sandles for free. Anyways, I am in survival mode practically all the time, barely getting by… my stay in the ward will only last so long so right now I can think a little more clear. I am currently out on a pass and posting from public wifi. Please, if there are any anons in Ontario, I badly need your friendship and love. I've been hurt so much and yet I must not isolate or I'll attempt suicide again. I need to find the right kind of bros who can keep me going. I'm not ready to give up on life completely, I still believe if I get the right people in my life and the support I need, that I can live a life worth living. I'm too young to die now. If anyone can meet with me / reach out to me I will be able to tell more in person too. Love you anons out there who are reading this…
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OH NO, NOT MY HECKIN NIGGERINOS! YOU CAN'T JUST REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE INSTITUTIONAL RACISM! MY JOVIAL JIGABOO FLUFFHEADS! YOU CAN'T UPSET MY BLUBBERLIPPED GOODBOI GOLLIWOGS! OH DEARIE, MY CRIME-COMMITTING CHUMS, I'M SORRY FOR MY FELLOW PALEFACED PUPPERS! DARKIES ARE COOL, COLORED CULTURE IS SUPERIOR
R: 2 / I: 0
rate my new smugington kid pepe
R: 20 / I: 8
What are you lads drinking right now? I bought myself some vodka coolers and mudshakes on Friday night, with the intention of drinking them Saturday night on VR. But instead, I've already polished them all off this morning and afternoon. Guess I'll have to head down to the liquor store and get some more.
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Fresh FoKy G25 racial results

Will post the rest l8er since im tired rn

fuckin huegenot maternal strain is shinin thru clearly on all of these. i also still haven't cracked the magyaroid ancestral mystery yet but i'll be gettin there heh
R: 1 / I: 0
I've been watching YouTube vids for the past hour not knowing it was on 0.75 speed LMAO
R: 58 / I: 16

RED ALERT (this is not a drill)

Youtube is about to do another sweep.

Please download as many videos off these two accounts and reupload them to Brighteon.com or Bitchute.com with part of the titles: "Peter Parker transvestigation (reupload) mirror"

These will blow your socks off they are so explosive. The CEO of Youtube is a tranny-Jew as are the two Google boys and "she" is doing damage control big time. Let's do some good for once!

Original channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8P42cmqsetX4zfxAj0jl5w/videos

Backup channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRqZQ0vdDGU0HNDjVShx38A/videos

Youtube, 4chan's pol and tech companies in general are infiltrated with trannies. Youtube employees do such things as downloading those videos, editing them to freeze the video but allow the audio to continue, and reupload them leaving no evidence.
R: 5 / I: 2
Imagine literally being raised on this type of soyfeed content along with all the other liberal insanity

No wonder zoomers are so screwed up
R: 11 / I: 3
Is tila tequila based?
R: 5 / I: 1
You guys are getting some exercise, right? Some good advice I got awhile ago is to make sure I at least stick to doing one exercise just to stay in the habit. Getting a shitty work out is better than none, so at least do some pushups before you go to bed or something.
R: 12 / I: 4

The incel generation

Discuss here https://kohlchan.net/int/res/5447309.html

The Youtube generation, the World of Warcraft victims, whatever you want to call them.
R: 21 / I: 13

Happy 2020 !

Come home mutt man

https://kohlchan.net/int/catalog.html
R: 8 / I: 2
Why dont dis nigga just get a transplant smdh
R: 5 / I: 0
I truly wish gay people and trannies wud stop lusting after me
R: 1 / I: 1
reminder: everyone who uses this "internet website" is a faggot and should commit suicide or be executed by the state authorities
R: 11 / I: 8
Wud bushy pucci b aloud in an anti bushy pucci societay
R: 2 / I: 1
>"Ready for quran class habib?"

Wat say
R: 15 / I: 5
How does this make u feel
R: 4 / I: 0

Just James: 31 year old virgin

The video that made him famous, over 1 million views

I'll post some of his other videos below
R: 3 / I: 1
>"In the future we'll have flying cars"
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Now dats a wide boi heh
R: 0 / I: 0
>Zoomers suck ass at computers
>Boomers too
>Demand for IT help desk jobs skyrockets
>full employment for gen Y + X

It's like pottery
R: 9 / I: 4
ded
R: 58 / I: 35
>He likes to spend his time plaing videogames instead of working hard… Sigh… I must move on.
R: 1 / I: 1

nofap

Power…ful


originibb
R: 11 / I: 5
I want to fuck a cute BOY so bad right now.
R: 1 / I: 0
>If you build it, he will come
What's the moral of the story here? to throw everything away just because of a dream?
R: 3 / I: 2
>Tfw no kolovrat necklace-wearing eastern germanic goth gf

Why even live my niggies
R: 1 / I: 1
Me and my beautiful black girlfriend
R: 4 / I: 2
FUCK NOBODY TOLD ME THAT CAFFEINE CAUSES DEPERSONALISATION
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
JUST NOTICED HOW SHALLOW MY FUCKING BREATHING IS JUST NOW
FUCKING FUCK
FUCKING DEPERSONALISED PEOPLE SAY IT TAKES MONTHS TO GET OVER COFFEE ADDITION AND TO QUIT GLUTEN AND MILK TOO FUUUUUUCK I AM NOT FUCKING QUITTING GLUTEN AND MILK
R: 7 / I: 3
>That feel when you are enjoying atmospheric aesthetics on videos
>and that evil tulpa you accidentally created while psychotic starts injecting bad thoughts and feelings into you about non-video atmospheric aesthetics not actually being enjoyable when you know it is enjoyable
>so you fight the bad thoughts all day trying to relax
>go to sleep
>wake up
>repeat
R: 2 / I: 0

heh

just LOOK at those chebs

PEEP those titties

BEHOLD those baps

have a GANDER at them gazongas

PREE dem jubblies

GAZE at those mammaries

OBSERVE that bust

PEEK at those puppies

FUCK
R: 3 / I: 0
Germanic 80 Year Old Marine does 500 pushups in 30 minutes
R: 8 / I: 4

heh

>People before our age: Didn't grow up with computers so they don't know how they work.
>People after our age: Everything is self contained in their phones so they don't know how computers work.
How does it feel to be the only generation to truly understand computers?
R: 7 / I: 1

Fuck Norway

Stupid white people building islands for soccer fields 'n shit while Africa is invading
R: 42 / I: 10

Our mothers continue to emasculate us until the day we face and forgive them

Watch this guy https://www.youtube.com/user/bondinfo/videos

This video first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqHlWymUnok

He explains how women before the 60s used to love their sons and today's mothers are all cancer because they only "care". And that's a dangerous word because they only care if you're doing exactly what they want out of you, if you go against their wishes and follow your dreams they become furious but afterwards stop caring completely and don't bother you. "Caring" people actually get mean and vicious when you don't do what they want and then couldn't care less about you when you show them you are not their bitch. Once you start to understand this it will change your life and you can become a man without being subconsciously castrated by women because you have the energy of your mother.
R: 14 / I: 3

Gen Z soyboys

What happens when a gaymer gets married
R: 32 / I: 11
you've mastered nofap, now it's time for

NO IMAGEBOARDS 2020

imagine how clear your mind will be after a few months of replacing banal data fog with things that nourish your soul

http://gen.lib.rus.ec/
R: 3 / I: 1
There's a blizzard outside, so I'm stuck at someone else's place and can't get home tonight. Having a day off like this makes me appreciate how nice the NEET life is. I've just been staring outside at the snow as it blows around, and reading books and drinking tea. All my so called responsibilities just don't seem to matter much anymore.

Any of you fammos have similar experiences?
R: 3 / I: 0
Shaved my pubes for the first time in 2 yrs lol
R: 1 / I: 0

Wanna get rich? Travel!

NEW SCOOBY VIDEO, FUCKERS!

Wait, wasn't he supposed to quit YouTube for good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkNaGwjLO-s
R: 6 / I: 4

Purge manchild cope

Anime is cancer. Games and game boards are cancer. Anime boards (4chan) are extreme cancer.

Why do imageboard weebs still think they're counterculture like they're permanently lost in 2009, when it was somewhat avant garde and normalfags would chimp out at them for posting their anime garbage?

Half of zoomers are posting shitty jojo memes and fapping to hentai, women are making hundreds of thousands posting themselves with elf ears and making hentai meme faces, zoomers use words like 'senpai' etc. Then you weebs have the gall to call anyone that questions your obnoxious posting 'normies'? When your fad is now as normal and popular among teenage virgin nerds as star wars and star trek used to be? If you showed a highschool chad your favorite hentai doujin nowadays he would probably say "YOOO BRAH I TOTALLY FAPPED TO THAT I LOVE ANIME TITTIES HIGH FIVE!".

You cringe fucks aren't edgy anymore. Your ironic weeb faggotry was adopted by the mainstream for the same exact reason (it's annoying, overtly sexualized, infantilized, and 'ironic').
R: 3 / I: 2
God i wish this sultryass bitch would do porn already

She could easily make an A list breakout in the industry
R: 0 / I: 0
Wud germanic qt's buzzing they're hair b aloud in an anti 3mm buzzcut society
R: 1 / I: 1
Just imagine dem smellz laddos
R: 9 / I: 6
I've been farting nonstop all day.
R: 8 / I: 5
eryyheryhe
R: 36 / I: 12
Nu bald vlog, he's apparently in Russia/Chechnya again
R: 14 / I: 8
Should anthrotards try to racepill the incel lookism community? There's a significant thematic overlap between these two online communities
R: 9 / I: 3
Painfully true, the sisterhood is a fucking lie and all foids is bully each other into promiscuity and suicide
R: 2 / I: 1
Why don't people make commemorative items out of the skin of the dead? I'd wear the fuck out of a leather jacket made from dead people if I inherited money from them or if I could brag about having killed them myself.
R: 20 / I: 4
Who will play this fella in the inevitable biopic
R: 7 / I: 4
What an actual nightmare. If I woke up like that, a one-armed quarter of a man, I'd immediately demand to be killed. Jesus fucking Christ. That isn't living.
R: 20 / I: 5

Nofap 2020 Progress Thread(Honor System)

3 days in so far, holding steady.
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How do we turn back time 90s kid bros
R: 3 / I: 0
I fapped 3 times today
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Fuckin hell my old visual snow thread died apparently whilst i was inna trade skool - Is HPPD bro still lurkin?

Since i got sum monies cummin in now i'm strongly considering (as a first proactive step in treating my VS seriously in the mid-term) getting myself sum sort of specialized glasses, the ones in this video look decent enough and as an added bonus make you blend it with the NPC's since they look like these thick-rimmed hipster millenial glasses - If i do PC work for a living l8er i think these will be a must-have anyways so i hope they cum in prescription strength too heh
R: 6 / I: 0
Why is anon.cafe down
R: 6 / I: 2

2020 Goals

What are your goals for 2020 and what are you doing to finish them?

I'm clearing my backlog this year. My untagged mp3s, the mountain of books, the pending projects. My rule is that I can only add something if I clear out 2 things.
R: 7 / I: 0
Chose wisely fellers
R: 12 / I: 2
love getting drunk
only time i actually enjoy life
R: 35 / I: 9
I hate ingrown nails so fucking much

I can barely use the mouse now that i put the iodine ointment on and put a bandaid over the affected finger

Fuck this so much fuck
R: 2 / I: 2
This is what humans really look like
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I am going to track my weightloss here with calendars i made.
Been eating shit for ages and in a year gained 14kg out of the 26kg i lost.
The worst part is feeling like you did something wrong when you eat wrong.

Green is good, yellow is not good, red is bad.

Anyway, starting this now.
R: 7 / I: 1

Fermenting TOFU to make STRETCHy Plant Based CHEESE!

Spending 6 hours to make "cheese" (lmao) out of tofu… At what point does this become a mental illness?
R: 7 / I: 3
i farted but shit came out
R: 13 / I: 1
Report in if you are a virgin
R: 1 / I: 0
How much would you pay to have your picture taken with Lynndie England pointing and laughing at your dick?
R: 8 / I: 2

What are you?

What are you?
R: 0 / I: 0
>when she nut but you still sucking
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How well off is your extended and immediate family and how has it affected your life directly or indirectly if at all?
R: 27 / I: 11
that chair heh
R: 2 / I: 2
Kinos that convey this particular emotion?
R: 3 / I: 2
This is skitzodwarfbitch IRL

I feel sorry for her
R: 0 / I: 0

Cast him

Fast hands Ivan Wickalaevich demonstrating his mad fun drawing skillz

>liveleak.com/view?t=aYeWH_1578080151
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One day i wanna start a female only videogame company where women follow my orders to make badass games like zelda/spyro/stanley parables and thus bringing back the glorious 90s games into the future of what we hoped videogames would have been.

I will save videogames, they will be like they were in the past but better
R: 1 / I: 1
Fresh nu efukt kinoe

>/efukt.com/23003_Bad_Glory_Hole_Etiquette.html
R: 4 / I: 1
Why did humans go from physical punishment to mental punishment (public hangings vs jail time)

Does this override the spanking programming and subsequently create more criminals?
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I am so gonna beat depersonalisation and relax you hear this evil spirits, i am normal now!

I am the way i am meant to be now!


Nothing can stop me from progressing and staying the same, NOTHING.

I don't need to change or fix myself, i am the way i am meant to be!

And i will fucking relax and calm down

I AM RELAXED I AM RELAXED
I AM RELAXED NOW
R: 2 / I: 0

/sjg/ - Soyjak General

Try to keep all /Soyjak/ related content in this here ITT

soijak collection ready for download
https://mega.nz/#!x0oXVCSJ!wo0vbPFrnky4IbI1KjbdEYMXr1SS2lhhYc0LduNaiSo

image hash manager for evading image filters
http://imristo.com/hash-manager-change-the-hash-of-any-file/

filename randomizer for extra insurance against filters
https://sourceforge.net/projects/fnamerandomizer/
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Since humans are OBSESSED with owning things what's the next domesticated animal going to be? My vote is raccoon