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My uni lecturer has a mandatory webcam requirement for his class
Also, he puts on this lecture hall mode so he "feels more comfortable and doesn't talk to air"

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soyence coooomers fap to this nigger
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Nu Porn thread since old one hit le autosage heh

Let's give this another shot fellers
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how do you deal with low self confidence?
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I finally made a new twitter account, and all I'm mostly using it for is following gravure models and camwhores. It's about the only thing I can do since no fun is allowed and you can get banned for practically anything.
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Would dangerous and reckless, highly illegal trainhopping journeys be allowed in an anti- dangerous and reckless highly illegal trainhopping journey society?

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The other thread makes my phone crash edition

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Fighting For My Future (cont.)

So right now it looks like they're really gonna go ahead and try to evict me just as i'm poised to continue the pre-apprenticeship programme come early November.

Needless to say, if i lose my residence i also automatically get kicked out of the apprenticeship programe due to insurance regulations.

They know this full well by now thru my lawyer and went ahead with it regardless/filed the fraudulent complaint. They also did this more THAN A FUCKING MONTH ahead of the deadline they themselves had named, this basically reeks of the type of gaslighting and contemptuous backstabbery that's been a hallmark of the n!Cunt egg donor's behaviour (which is actively enabled by the couple FM's she has left at this point) for as long as i can remember back. It's so fucking funny too how she claims in front of my lawyer that she "supported me all along" and then proceeds to fuck me over royally like this by actively trying to sabotage my upcoming apprenticeship in the most blatant and hamfisted obvious fucking fashion possible.

I do not know what the future holds for me, but i know that i won't let her get away with this without putting up a (legal) fight here. There is another legal avenue available to me which may enable me yet to hold the residence and continue the program in a regular fashion, it will now all depend on whether this shittyass lawyer will be able to do his job properly or not.
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The normie web has turned into one bigass validation machine for femoid frontholes at this point


Smartphones were a grave fuckin mistake indeed
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Live Blog Thread


The lowlife drunkard cunt just banged drunkenly against the wall again
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Today i learned you actually have to register bikes in japan

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Drug users should be shot.
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Recently copped myself deez on ebay because i've grown real fond of the one i got a couple months back - They don't make the visual snow go away completely but being around artifical light sources is much more comfy when wearing them, so that's a good bandaid fix until i can get a hold of that neuromodulation device or the visual snow initiative finds a cure for this shit

It even has nose pads and shit and the frame is much thinner/not as rigid which is gud, it looks a lot more comfortable to wear than the thing i have now all in all

(MSRP was around 70 bucks when it hit the market, nowadays it's around 50 i think and i got it in nigh-nu condishen for 30 includin shipping)

Will report bacc w/results heh
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How's the fitness goals coming along, lads?
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Fresh nu SpraveKino fuckers

"The Fenris" - Finally. At last. Archery's New Dawn!

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I relapsed pretty hard about a month ago and now my porn addiction is back in full swing.
Help fams. This vile curse has me completely ensnared its like I can never escape.
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4chon® Finance

>Paid off $7,000 of my $23,000 combined auto and personal loans year over year (with just $17,000 net income)
>Credit score currently over 805 up from 760 or so
>Roughly two more years to go

This is my time, boys. I'm well on my way to paying my dues to (((them))); what kind of trouble can I get into with such unchecked power? Maybe it's finally time I started a business with the kind of low-low APR that only the top 20% goodest of goys are afforded.

>inb4 dark-skinned creditlet butthurt

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If women were more honest like this man pretending to be a woman was wouldn't that be a good thing? Men are complacent today because they're delusional. Not only do women themselves lead men on but Hollywood tropes about a "plain" or even objectively ugly guy ending up with an extremely attractive woman has permeated the culture for several generations now. If more men knew the truth they wouldn't have allowed themselves to fall into such disrepair and we'd collectively be much less unappealing, which would in turn pressure women to stop being so physically disgusting as well.
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i collected muh shrooms today
u spent the day jacking off to soyence on reddit lol
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Apparently you can change your country for free now on Tinder w/out the need to use a VPN/geolocashun spoofer

Gonna sign up again and git me sum magyaroid matches stat heh
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>Balding men can't look goo-
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Chose wisely strayaskitzoCunty
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>all of the cards of your childhood are now worth tens of thousands of dollars
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Why are speed limits even a thing, huh?

>"Nothing bad happened when you went over [arbitrary number] and for all anyone knows nothing bad would have happened and frankly it almost certainly wouldn't have but because it apparently could have you owe the government $200, LOL"

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Thought of the day Episode 1

Maybe expelling human wastes feels good because its good to get the bad stuff out of your system. I'm talking about defecating, popping pimples, or even flushing your ear with a syringe (I have to do it all the time because I use in-ear headphones, google it if you don't know what I mean. Feels so damn good to have a blocked ear then flush out a clump of sticky/solidified cerumen). Though I don't know what this says about the thing thats going on itself. I mean, maybe doing big poos feels good because you're getting all the fiber out of your body (only fiber causes big shits, and fiber is bad imo). And its not like popping pimples is a good idea unless you are very careful about it.
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Masturbation machines

>Remaining Jews have been almost completely run out of the ethnostate
>After the Great Reset of 2021-2025 and establishment of the New Internet in 2028, little is known of the attempted White genocide and the surviving zoomers tell tales of their oppression under Jewish rule
>"Yes sonnerino I swear those Jews hooked us up with all kinds of drugs and continually flashed us with images of naked sexy ladies… we were forced to masturbate to them three times daily… literally thousands of naked ladies were presented to us - of course no man could resist wacking off to them"
>"Come on dad we know that shit never happened"
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Very important thread

Whats worse, diahhreah or constipation? And could you spell the first one correctly from memory i.e. without using spellcheck?
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Why the fuck do only whales and trannies actively hit on me

It really is like every "average", non-obese woman out there is completely transfixed on obtaining a 10/10 chad male while ignoring the other 80% of men because they all think they're special princesses deserving of it while actually bringing nothing to the table themselves except for bitching and constant shittesting LOL
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is it beta to eat pussy?
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rip osf
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how does the robot work
like, how does it know when something has been said, and how many times *you* have said
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me the political cartoooooner

have you taken your redpills today heh
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Fuck science and shit bros

I've been in a rut and science and facts and logic aren't helping me out. I'm going to stop thinking in terms of cells or pharmacology or stuff like that and start thinking more intuitively, conceptually and observationally/empirically.
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this is considered a 10 in america
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its ogre for the west
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just got b& again from 4chinz mateys
what's there to do in this here 4chon imageboard. the robot reborn reborn?
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remember when the deep web was considered spooky? heh
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New Unbiased History, fuckers!

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Why is it that I'm the one that always starts conversations? Am I that unlikeable?
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4chon's Financial Settings

Finally back to paying my credit card down monthly again. Fico score is at >800 consistently. Gonna sell my bike here soon and get a few grand, use it to pad my emergency fund, I should really start saving for a car too.

How are you faring 2020 financially lads?
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Fresh nu AshkenazicAmazzonKane kino fuckers
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Wyboi: "people call me fat"

Also him: eats in 4 to 5 chineez takeout restaurants xD
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Please God, I want to impregnate Abigail Shapiro so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind those massive Khazar milkers . I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.

I love you, Khazar milk truck. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Abigail. I’m waiting for you.
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God i hate wiccan zoomie LARPers so much laddos, it's a complete fucking mockery of actual evropean germanic pagan tradition. I actually prefer traditionalist catholicucks over feminist SJW wiccan LARPer cunts tbqh

The annoying overweight arm-cutting borderline-disordered loudass alpha cunt in my apprenticeship class is basicaly a cookie cutter-esque spitting image of pic related (except way fatter heh)

Now i finally also know what these tooth necklaces they're all wearing are about, it's part of the subcultural dresscode or something kek

Basic bitch greenpill LARPery has now truly reached the mainstream
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>Life as a sub-8 male is a scam. Competing with 10 million other men for chad's sloppy leftovers is cucked. I therefore dedicate my life to hating women and wasting gov resources. I bludge on cenno. I've never worked a day in my life. I've never paid a cent in income tax. I'll never repay my HECS debt. I fake suicide attempts to waste gov resources. I chadfish roasties and stand them up on dates. I wank to gore videos of women getting tortured and decapitated. Is that normal?
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Wats ur opinion on the newest viral video clip from clappistan where the xanax MILF throws the dog at the nigger
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Why can't Q communicate in plain English instead of trying to post like its some sort of partially intercepted military secrets from a cyberpunk video game cutscene?
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the history of nigger affinity for basketball begins with some college athletics booster trying to get some 7' nigger ringers for the college team by bribing them with scholarships. back then niggers didn't get college for free. later on the college niggers would strut around in suits and drive fancy cars as if they'd actually learned how to read at college and they became the most admired people in the nigger community and soon every nigger wanted to be a basketball nigger.
these days all niggers get college for free, but niggers still love basketball anyway. they don't know why they love it, they just know that they do. thats how a tradition is born. niggers will continue on loving basketball until the end of time because they wouldn't want to break character, but before about 1950 or so none of them had ever even heard of the game.
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Join my shitty discord YuZTWq
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Alternative Living

Why buy a (((house))) for $250,000 + interest when you can buy something in the same vague shape of a house for $3,000?

>live in the pod, goy!

I don't give a frick tbh, I'd rather keep my money to spend or invest elsewhere than some bloated McMansion-at least with how the market is now. "Pod Living" in California and New York is cringe yes, but that's only in part because of the laughable concentration camp environs; the biggest issue is that these pods are a ludicrous $1,000 a month. Pod Living as a business model could have been an opportunity to provide a real alternative and hedge against conventional apartments at maybe a third to half of that price, but because people from California are heckin' retarded they get away with renting a bunk bed to the soyim for as much as a mortgage.

Any legal impediment preventing people from living in alternative dwellings like sheds, vans or storage units is immoral given the current circumstances of the real estate market, however having a bunch of people living in tents on top of whatever piece of public property they feel entitled to is a problem as well-there's got to be some kind of middle ground, right?
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>Why yes I consume the neurotoxic, all-organ-destroying drug alcohol
>Excuse me no I don't do mostly safe psychedelics, dissociatives or even opioids, I'm not a JUNKIE like you!
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Vice City

What do you spend on absolute bullshit?

>every day

>every week
>every month

Money you know is completely wasted but you spend it anyway for whatever reason. Have you ever thought about how much it is or how quickly it adds up? If not, now that you have will it get you to consider changing your behavior or nah?
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I think people just want any excuse to be angry while driving. I was at stop sign and this ogre of a woman was very slowly going down the street, so I decided to make my turn. As a result she of course had to slow down even more as to not crash into me. She was apparently so butthurt about this she followed me to the gas station and acted like it was a life or death situation. She made it a point to mention that she has 3 kids in the car, which is frankly the worst part of this whole situation. What kind of man was having sex with this thing? I couldn't get that question out of my mind. They're not even niglets, they're actually entirely White children as far as I could tell.
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Is bimbofication good for you
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- I can't stop masturbating daily
- I can mostly control my use of caffeine and other drugs, though I've been on and off with caffeine (on decaf tea for a week now)
- Perhaps I could stop playing video games but there isn't much motivation
- The same with diet ^, I rebound due to a lack of motivation

I think a woman would straighten me out. I really can't see myself playing video games ever if I'm living with a wife and a child. And apparently with kids there is always something to do. I think I would enjoy bringing them up, teaching them, going hunting with them, and I would obviously enjoy daily SEX with a woman. And a woman would help motivate and inspire me to work on my personal projects.
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catgirls in space?

On the old 4chon i was linked to a catgirl webcomic that was updated once every two weeks. i lost the link please help.
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Women literally want to invade EVERY male domain

Even if they shame it relentlessly

Remember how being a "nerd" was the early 2000s version of being an incel and now every other cunt NPC claims to be "so le nerday teheeeeee xDD"

This is all repeating now with the autism shit

Fuck do i hate these frontholes lel
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Epic reddit moment right there
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Nu bald and bankrupt vlog from Prague
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Saw a thread on pol about diet and like 1/3 people it seems are now pushing the carnivore diet. Based as hell! https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/279783106#
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Chon synchricity strikes again. I was just going to make a thread about how its October 2050 already
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There are only 3 months left before 2020 is over.
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How do you advance in your field without a college degree?
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thoughts on rape?
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Thoughts on power wastage from overhead powerlines? Apparently 5% of total loss every year
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i bet you sissies will have a good time discussing this gay as fuck image
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Just LOOK at that belly. Its HUGE!
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I was raided IRL by the feds and they took my latest dogiskriptif updates, i could only upload a previous version of dogiskriptif to the internet. make sure you download the videos and keep it safe.
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how come theres no equivalent of the functional strength joke for other categories of physical fitness enthusiasts?
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>For me, imageboards were a stepping stone in getting redpilled and finding God and self-improvement. Prior to 4chan and 8chan I was just a apolitical normie idiot who smoked weed, coomed, had a bad diet, and played video games, but /pol/ and /fit/ saved me from that dreadful lifestyle.
>You're right that there's a ton of degeneracy, though, and that's why I eventually moved on and stopped frequenting them. Maybe once or twice a year I check in, but usually I regret it. 4chan /pol/ is pure trash nowadays, and 8kun is just Qlarping.
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how come pepe has bowling balls for eyeballs?
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i fuck 10s whenever i want to and i'd like to dispel some myths and wrong ideas that have been floating around freely for far too long. i'm not tall, jus slightly above average, i'm nearly average or a tiny pinch better in every other category too. being a freak of any sort make you undesirable to 10s and i just happen to be lucky enough to have been born perfect. the girls that go for the 6' 8" viking god looking dudes are girls with insecurity issues who feel they have something to prove, they wouldn't feel that way if they didn't know that they were imperfect. 10s just want someone who their peers can't mock in any way, if a girl dates some viking god dude her friends will make fun of her for it cause the dude is a freak, 10s won't bother. the golden one is fucking nasty 7s at best. i fuck primo selection only because i don't try too hard. 10s don't need to show off, they don't want to, that kind of behavior is for losers who were born fucked up. if you were unlucky enough to be born shorter than 6' or taller than 6' 2" then you might as well quit thinking about ever fucking a 10 right now. oversized mutants happily buy into the meme about women liking tall guys, but reality don't bear it out. one of the reason 10s look great in every photo you've ever seen them in is that they don't bother hanging around with unusually sized people, thats why they never end up looking like a weird giant or a dwarf in photos. if you were lucky enough to be born within the tight tolerances of perfection like i was then you're abnormal, you don't deserve to fuck 10s, they aren't interested in you, your freak genetics isn't welcome in our gene pool.
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gipetto has returned

i was lost since 8chan shut down, i followed the 4chon steam group but nobody would talk to me. i kept checking 8kun.top as i assumed the board would end up there. then i joined a kigurumi discord and surfed twitter looking for asian kigs to fap to. then i watched twitch for a time and got banned from my favourite streamer for being a nut. i couldn't use 4chan due to paranoia so i've been on wizchan for the past month. then i started posting 4chon memes there and a kind wizzie mentioned this url.

i feel home again, i had lost a part of me but now it has returned. i love you all.
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>going back to am*rica to grow weed
heh finally the NEET life ends
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Why are plebs so stupid?

On a week every couple years me and other locals leave old electronics on the same porch for the trash collectors to pick them as a part of municipal recycling program.

This time the local bydlo have snatched vacuum cleaner with a destroyed motor, a broken satellite TV device from like 20 years ago and a 30 KG server UPS device with dead battery cells. They probably were likely convinced the last item was a sleek desktop PC, even despite it's enormous weight.

First time two of them cowardly ran away when I opened the window and asked them wtf they were doing going through this shit. Now they came twice in the very dead of night to covertly grab the 'treasures' and also overturned and left littered contents of old batteries/small items box everywhere..
I hope the roadside won't also be littered with dead UPS cells now once they open up the mysterious heavy box and realize there's nothing valuable to find in there.

Why are plebs so fucking stupid?
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ive been cooming to traps help
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have you taken the blanda pill lately, anon?
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hitler was a jew
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I'm going to start mewing. I'm tired of looking like Elmer Fudd from the neck up and this seems to be the only corrective measure with any anecdotal evidence supporting its use. Also Vice said you shouldn't do it because it's for nazi incels (https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d3medj/mewing-is-the-fringe-orthodontic-technique-taking-over-youtube) and that sounds like nothing short of a ringing endorsement to me.
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wish we could go back to pre-4chon /r9k/
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Friday night. Again. Another wasted week past. Another wasted weekend incoming.
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

Anyone remember this site? It was originally for cataloging Livejournal drama but their founder went her own ways in 2011 to go and work on sister projects. Then the website was brought back up under Operation Restoration by Anonymous. Starting with Ryan Cleary of LulzSec who took over the site after she left. One time he DDOS'd DreamHost costing 4chon.net's owner STI $150 in server bills so he retaliated by hacking the forum and doxing everyone after brute forcing an insecure password that Zaiger had set. Cleary would later get arrested for hacking and child porn charges in the UK.

They have also had hosting problems ever since Girlvinyl left. In 2012, Asalieri sent legal threats to their Swedish host, getting them kicked off. Similarly, in 2014 Wikipedia critic and privacy activist Daniel Brandt had jacked their .es domain after Zaiger had registered it under his name in an attempt to drive away any negative attention that the site might bring him, so he called up the web host and shut the domain down upon learning this. In 2020 someone had posted CP on their new forum earning them a takedown notice from GoDaddy.

And then you have the lawsuits. In 2016 Vordrak won 10,000 pounds in libel damages against KiwiDynastia and Likeicare after they had called him a pedophile on his ED article. In 2017, Jonathan Monsarrat filed a copyright lawsuit after Zaiger brought back up an old article of his that was DMCA'd back in 2010 after restoring the site. In 2020 Kevin Mann is filing a defamation suit against ED.

They have also had many problems with staff. Such as Zaiger, SeeBeen, ConradRock, Onideus and Linkerman. Overall, the site is ran by total faggots and it seems to be outliving it's purpose.
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rip ohsofluffeh
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Soy Voice

I ordered a pizza earlier tonight and the guy taking the order had such a bad lisp I could hardly understand what the mf was saying. Sometimes I forget that there are people out there with those (relatively) subtle or underrated disabilities/conditions that aren't really taken seriously by soyciety but are totally f*cked up regardless and beggar a correction that never comes. I feel bad for that n*gga, when I got there he looked pretty normal-maybe a little chubby or whatever. I didn't get the impression he was mentally slow or disabled, but his voice gives off that impression through no fault of his own (other than his lack of self awareness) and its possibly caused him a lot of problems in his life because of mean n*ggas out there.
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Will women ever just shut the fuck up?
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Dating in [Current Year] + 5

Running out of time lads, what do?
I haven't had a gf in over decade, LOL
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hello chums. i am still alive.
enjoy dis here meme i made.

my visa ran out in japan so i've been traveling. i made like 200k on linkies and stopped drinking as much.

hope you fags remember me. heh.
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any of you crypto autists know anything about Yearn Finance?
redpill me on YFI
been watching the charts of it since it was 14k
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what's the best ban you've gotten?
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how do I go from socially awkward to functional in the social world?
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tfw no tourettes gf
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Everyone has legitimate reasons to wallow in self-pity. "My parents were poor", "I'm not that good looking", "I have zero friends" etc. Some people are really born into a better life than you. You could just give up, eat shitty food, watch TV/YouTube etc.

Guess what? Fucking everybody is oppressed in one way or another. Also everybody is an oppressor in some way, eg. you're likely to have more talent in something than most other people. But any of that doesn't matter. You and only you can do something about your miserable and useless life. You have a choice. There are actually people, with severe medical conditions for example, who can't really do much. I'm willing to bet that you're not among them. It doesn't matter what level of wealth you're going to achieve or how many hot chicks you're going to bang. The only thing that truly matters is the fact that you have this thought all the time in the back of your head, when you wake up, when you go to sleep:

"I'm always striving to do the best I can and I always put as much effort as I can."

Because a man who does his best with the cards he's dealt deserves everyone's admiration and respect, even though all people might not realise it. Know that at least I, from the far corner of the world, am sending good will to all the people who are fighting the same fight as I am. Keep fucking going.
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why does everybody talk about how tiktok is a national security issue but nobody mentions how its basically a pedo app?

also would u ever want a MAGA gf heh

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Have you had a quarter life crisis? If you did what was your reaction to it?

I sorta bought a motorcycle, i've had it for a year but now that the feeling of desperation is starting to subside I think imma sell it.
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what can i do this weekend instead of drinking?
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Children Roast Polyamorous Woman