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>fresh prince got cheated on

imagine ever marrying a woman who looks like this

her entire look screams "tryhard sociopath". the short hair, etc.
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Today i learned you actually have to register bikes in japan

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>jerking off because no gf
>coming heh to the climax
>suddenly, my chest clenches up
>feels like i'm having a heart attack
>couple seconds later, back to normal
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>Balding men can't look goo-
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Live Blog Thread

So this is going to be my temporary blog thread since the tranny mod on 4cuck went apeshit again

I was just minding my own business when the n!cunt came stumbling upstairs again drunkenly talking to herself, first doggerbreh scratched against the door and then out of the blue there was the usual banging of shit against the bathroom wall randomly in textbook crazed lunatic fashion

That's about all that took place within the last 5 minutes, will update w/moar mayhaps
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Redpill me on ball games. Why are they so popular?
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>hey anon, what are you doing on Friday night?
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The invention of language was the worst thing to happen to humanity.
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I get suicidal on and off regularly and have been since I was 18. Half you cunts probably know that, I shitpost about it regularly every time I come down.

But like, I'm getting closer each time, and I know soon that it's realistically going to get me. I feel good rn though.

Dunno if I should take (((Pills))).
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4chon® Finance

>Paid off $7,000 of my $23,000 combined auto and personal loans year over year (with just $17,000 net income)
>Credit score currently over 805 up from 760 or so
>Roughly two more years to go

This is my time, boys. I'm well on my way to paying my dues to (((them))); what kind of trouble can I get into with such unchecked power? Maybe it's finally time I started a business with the kind of low-low APR that only the top 20% goodest of goys are afforded.

>inb4 dark-skinned creditlet butthurt

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Wud Lana Rain b aloud in an anti lana rain societay
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Why was ciara such a whore? She was such a mousy, demure looking girl, raised in a relatively normal family more or less. Where did it go wrong? She even took her genetics to the grave as a final insult.
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Comfy thread?

What are some tame, nice, comfy, natural highs?

>Cup of hot chocolate, especially on a winters day while you watch the sunset or the stars

>Warm bath
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After spending years telling millions of people that life is suffering, and you have to fortify yourself against it, it feels like the Universe is testing him on his own faith. I sincerely hope he comes back stronger than ever. He's a force for Good on our planet.
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Zoomies are already meming 90s/2000s nostalgia


Cant wait fo de next evolutionary stage of synthwave to take shape in the form of nu-eurowave hah
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/tv/ e-waifu general

>the anne frank berets
>the camera angle
>the obsession with violence and 'revenge fantasies'
>the obsession with fire
>the forced laughter that sounds like screaming in pain
>the whole channel revolving around a show that uses black and white caricatures that look like contorted faces sewn together of brutalized corpses by a mad scientist
>constant themes of biblical slaughter in the show.

You guys, I've figured it out. Her entire channel is a long form Holocaust joke. You have to be a schizo to understand it. It is pure fucking kino
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Wyboi: "people call me fat"

Also him: eats in 4 to 5 chineez takeout restaurants xD
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interview with an inbred family

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>order Uber Eats
>see cute arab girl is my driver
>her photo looks amazing
>quickly brush my teeth, comb my hair and put on outdoor pants
>she walks up to the door
>open it in advance like a gentlemen
>"Order for anon?"
>"Oh of course thank you very much. Hey do you want to join me?"
>only ordered for one so I have to cut my burgie in half
>start streaming Hellraiser 1 on my tv while we eat
>she just leaves, barely 10 minutes into Hellraiser 1
>feel like an idiot for not trying to fuck her
>still hungry because only had a shake, fries and half a burger
>order another meal from a different place so they don't think I'm greedy
>Uber Eats assigns the same driver
>she gets my chinese food and brings it back
>"I thought this was the same address"
>"Y-yeah I didn't eat lunch today" (lie)
>offer her some chinese food
>"You're not going to keep ordering food because you shared right?"
>laugh it off
>Resume Hellraiser where we left off
> "You know it's like you're my girlfriend just for tonight…you know getting me dinner and watching movies with me"
>she finishes up and leaves again
>what the fuck she didn't even thank me this time
>give her a 1 star for both deliveries and complain she ate some of my food

Do you guys order food before watching kino?
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Fat Girl on Facebook:

>"I'm lonely"



Fat Girl on Facebook:

>"Come touch my butt"

It's really depressing when the only girls that send you cringe shit like that are chain smoking fatties. What did I do to deserve being born less than six feet tall? I'm in better shape than at least 90% of the locals for what truly little that's worth, is some fat slut with bad facial aesthetics really the best I can expect?

>she does have a good personality for the most part, tho
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So this is what modern relationshits have cum 2 huh
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Kinoe for this feel?
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Is planking good for you
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My god amerikaners are truly savages
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Is everyone just a retard except me?

From my political calls to Chainlink I just can't stop being right. Maybe I'm one of those dudes to the right of the dunning-kruger curve
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Fighting For My Future (cont.)

So right now it looks like they're really gonna go ahead and try to evict me just as i'm poised to continue the pre-apprenticeship programme come early November.

Needless to say, if i lose my residence i also automatically get kicked out of the apprenticeship programe due to insurance regulations.

They know this full well by now thru my lawyer and went ahead with it regardless/filed the fraudulent complaint. They also did this more THAN A FUCKING MONTH ahead of the deadline they themselves had named, this basically reeks of the type of gaslighting and contemptuous backstabbery that's been a hallmark of the n!Cunt egg donor's behaviour (which is actively enabled by the couple FM's she has left at this point) for as long as i can remember back. It's so fucking funny too how she claims in front of my lawyer that she "supported me all along" and then proceeds to fuck me over royally like this by actively trying to sabotage my upcoming apprenticeship in the most blatant and hamfisted obvious fucking fashion possible.

I do not know what the future holds for me, but i know that i won't let her get away with this without putting up a (legal) fight here. There is another legal avenue available to me which may enable me yet to hold the residence and continue the program in a regular fashion, it will now all depend on whether this shittyass lawyer will be able to do his job properly or not.
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Do you ever wonder why you still go to places like pol r9k kc etc
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Kinemathique for this particular feel?
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Fresh nu SpraveKino fuckers

"The Fenris" - Finally. At last. Archery's New Dawn!

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Fresh nu Stevekino fellers
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The light that burns twice as bright burns out twice as fast and you my dear bonbi have shone so very, very brightly.

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r9k sucks balls, theres is nothing even remotely of interest on this board.
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I cannot begin to tell you guys the amount of resources I've saved over the years to learn something from that I procrastinated on for literal years sometimes, waiting for the right moment to crack it open and absorb the knowledge only to find that it's either below my skill level or outright useless. Even worse, the sinking realization that all that time i could've continued to evolve and move on and learn even more from better places instead of wasting time.
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Apparently you can change your country for free now on Tinder w/out the need to use a VPN/geolocashun spoofer

Gonna sign up again and git me sum magyaroid matches stat heh
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Still face experiment

I cry every time when she makes the still face and the baby gets upset

Now think of zoomer mothers on their phones all the time

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>4th of july
>sky is pitch black

man, really drives to home the state of things innit?
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how does it feel to know that your racial beliefs aren't supported by a single scientific paper/journal and the only publications in support of these ideas are made by a strict group of people known for publishing pseudoscience on ill reputed journals like OpenPsych and Mankind Quarterly

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>The streamer chick that abused the kid

El ogros de las amerikanos…
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I was looking for a weed-whacker and I see pic related. I bet the hacker known as 4chan is responsible for this.
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Thoughts on this piece of east aryan knowledge?
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"The ends don't justify the means", is a meme I really hate. It's something the KIKE media has been shoving down our throats for years. Both in fiction and real life, no matter how practical or level headed the plan is, they imply you're just a psychopath for proposing a real solution. Even though they're tacitly admitting that your proposal would create a desired result, they moralfag to dissuade you. Well faggots, if you don't justify your means by results, what do you justify your means by, huh? Obviously you can't take what the KIKES say at face value, but this dumb faggotry is culturally ingrained, selectively of course. As an example, even if you were to purpose something as simple as forcing Africans to take birth control, the nigger-cattle knee-jerk reaction would be to cry about how immoral it is even if they acknowledge that their exploding population is just going to make everything worse in the long run.
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>a skinless, blistered woman who should have been aborted still got laid and had kids

easy mode i fucking tell you.
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Blog Thread

I have decided to hold off on my a+ cert. I think i'll take it once I'm laid off and actively looking for an IT job. In the meantime i'll save the $450 for the test and redeploy it somewhere else. Oh well, at least I finished studying the book so I"ll have a good idea of what to study when I pick it up again.

4 day weekend ahead since I took monday and friday off. Will ride the bike, draw and maybe start making progress on another stack of books I have on my desk. I swear, everytime I finish one it seems another stack gets here courtesy of amazon.
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Attn: Redx

I think you would really love this movie

Love, R
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Imagine the brown, smelly log that gets pushed through those succulent cheeks on a daily basis. The gasses inside her, pushing behind the pole of mostly digested food sending it flying into the toilet bowl and creating an audible "PHOMP" as it escapes her bowels. Her noxious gasses fills the clean bathroom, it's a rancid smell so bad it could kill a small critter.
After rubbing away the feces that coated her rim, she gets up and pulls her string up between her cheeks again and look into the bowl to admire her work. A big nice log, pale brown with spots of green and yellow. Partially disgested food from her last date with Chad can be seen in her newest creation. As she flushes she sees the brown, sticky smear left at the bottom of the porcelain throne. She picks up her filthy toilet brush and makes quick work of the last remaining remanence of her creation.
But now she must shower, because her new tinder date is on his way over and he was promised some actual ass tonight, luckly he choses to ignore the true horrors of a woman ass. The horrors only she knows about.
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>molymeme has been banned


philosophize your way out of that bag whiteboi
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Some faggot on /biz/ said job interviews are basically like dates w/similar dynamics at play

Wat say you fellers, i think he's full of shit personally heh

Though if the HR guy/recruiter is a woman it might actually be a little liek dat
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reminder that r9k has always been the worst board
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>look up any random android tutorial on yt
>It's a poo 50% of the time

Smartphones were such a fuckin mistake holy fuck
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How is it that Delphane comes off as such a disgusting, fake, diseased-ridden cunt but Cherry Crush still looks fresh and tight as all fuck?
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FoKy's Huel Review

Imma do a lill review of my experience with Huel so far (aka since tuesday heh)

The shit has a horrible consistency if you don't put it in a blender, i almost gagged when i drank it for the first time but if you put ur tongue against the roof or ure mouff whilst drinking the stuff it acts as a kind of filter breaking down the largest lumps and once you're fully aware that it's just powder and once your body realizes it has only good stuff in it it kinda gets better

As for taste, it's not that great but not horrible either, you can also regulate the flavor somewhat by adding warmer water in it which makes the flavor stand out moar (strawberry in my case)

What i definitely noticed is that i don't get any food comas anymoar when i do the 3 scoop portion thing, like it fills you up pretty good and shit but for me at least it doesn't cause this stupor/"woah i need to lie down now or smth" feeling which fatty foods in general trigger. Idk if this has something to do with my condition or a leaky gut or something but it's nice that it does that

Also, a huge plus is the small preparation time. Literally all you need is a sizable sink dispensing drinkable water, a pack of dish washer and something to scrub it with and you're good to go, basically you can have a full meal within less than 5 minutes, washing up takes 2 minutes at maximum. The shaker also dries pretty fast and is thus ready to go again if placed in a good air circulation spot which is nice too

All in all i'm very satisfied with this shit. One bag is like 30 bucks i think and every order cums with 2 bags afaik (though i got these two bags on sale for like 40) there's not really much to complain about, save for the consistency perhaps but again you just need a proper blender to make this work

8/10 will probably make this the main staple of my diet inna future heh
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>What? You said "Hi" to ME? But I don't even know you! TEEEEEHEEEEEE! Are you one of those creepy pick-up guys who talks to random girls? Like, ew, that's so CREEPY! That stuff is so 2005. Wait, hold still, lemme get a snapchat of you to send to my friends…
>*She taps her phone but then looks up*
>Ohmigod, JESSSICA! JESSICA, COME QUICK, IT'S THAT CREEP WHO WAS TALKING TO RANDOM GIRLS! Aww, we thought we'd be scared but he looks so harmless!
>*Jessica and Cynthia run over, laughing hysterically*
>Hahahaha, Stacey already has a boyfriend! He's the Lacrosse captain!
>*Cynthia, with a mock patronising tone* Awww, da widdle boy don't wanna spend his Saturday night playing Fortnite and fiddling with his weewee! He wants a real woman!
>*All three of them laugh hysterically*
>*They Snapchat your face to all their friends and put you in their stories*
>Vice, Reddit, and BuzzFeed pick up on it
>"This pathetic incel tries to pressure a female medical student for sex. Her response goes viral and gets 500,000 retweets and an exhibit in the Tate Modern!"
>"The University of Doxbridge has suspended a 24 year old student without the right of appeal after an assault on Monday that led to…"
>Emma Watson and Greta Thunberg and Stacey give a speech about womens' rights at the United Nations and Stacey's snapchat is broadcast worldwide then stored in a time capsule sent in to deep space
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Ok homos listen up, I've got an idea

I'm spitballing a dating site like tinder called, wait for it…


The premise would be that people there upload photos of their turds and you'd swipe right or left depending on whether you like their poo!
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Dumb narc bitch Mia Khalifa attempts a streisand effect on her porn career

… This is the same girl whose entire claim to fame was being a pornstar, the reason she has a following, a career ANYTHING is because of those videos.

Its such a parallel of how girls will go through a massive slut phase in college or in their 20s but the moment they want to settle down they want that phase ERASED. IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!

They want to enjoy having endless pleasurable sex with multiple guys and then preserve their image as an innocent pure virgin. They want to eat their cake and have it too.

It literally is the equivalent of a retroactively withdrawing consent - And worst of all, the jewish kike media is both supporting and enabling this type of female behaviour.

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narcprojection!dwarfcunty will never have kids lel
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Pro hu-White Aryan couple with their own place and homeschooled kids on pol

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How should I deal with this?
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>someone crying
>ask are you ok
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how the FUCK do you get a gf liek dis
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Have you ever just thought about the extraordinary richness of European mythologies? It's unbelievable. There is such power and beauty there. It stands in such a stark contrast to the (((Heb))) blight upon the world.
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Anyone here used Randonautica?
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why wizards are important
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It is so fucking hot holy shit

I fucking hate summer like you wouldn't believe
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Wat are de kino for this guy and de feels from this guy
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Would you cuddle with it?
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How do I stop jackin' off??

Please, bestow your wisdom upon me. I have a very specific problem. I can go one or two days without jackin' it, but the problem is that the more I leave my dick alone the more sensitive it gets and the more I want to jerk it. It's a catch-22. The more I leave it alone the more I think about sexy time with women. Sometimes I go two days without and end up binge jerking it on the third day.
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you like, yes?
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Tinea versicolor

I prolly had deez nibbers on my back for a while now, and recently it's spread to my arm aswell

What's the best way to nuke this shit
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>tfw stuck in early 2010's

i just want to feel that carefree bliss one more time. when the future may not have been certain but it was hopeful
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What the fuck are deez femoids doing with our wojack bros
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/TGIF/ - Thank Gnome it’s Friday’s General

/TGIF/ - Thank Gnome it’s Friday’s General
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Where were you when programming as a profession died

>AWS launches Amazon Honeycode, a no-code mobile and web app builder

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Coalburner and cuck registry

Holy flippin based and redpilled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tried the herbal Jew for the first time in years. All I did was eat cereal and sleep. What a shitty drug. Clearly, it's pure nigger-cattle feed designed to turn everybody into lazy fatcows. In fact, alcohol is probably socially healthier.
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new credit card arrived, $8500 limit

what should i buy first?

debating between a gun, a bunch of warhammer figurines, or an used thinkpad from ebay
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Ha ha

I googled this hand position because I do it all the time, especially when I'm giving speeches to an imaginary audience about my political views etc.

Googling it now more and apparently it indicates confidence. Also I like tapping my fingers together when I do it in a bit of a "stimmy" way.
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capitalism rocks!


imagine not being a landlord heh
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lick it
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One of the ironies I've always found interesting with the cyberpunk subculture is the absolute worth that is placed on the "technological" aspects both practically and aesthetically by fans versus the actual books and media of cyberpunk where the things that are worth the most are those things that aren't technological but biological.

i.e. a cyberpunk fan in the real world will gush over a "futuristic" computer terminal and its' aesthetics whereas the original book/movie will place the most value in something as simple as a plant. i.e. life.
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anyone else look like shit and fell off their fitness routine since covid started?
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>the leader of the alt right is a manlet that is so insecure about his baldness that he wears beanies in 100f degree weather

if this is the best the alt-LITE can muster then the white race is FINISHED
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>make list detailing why I shouldn’t feel bad about poaching /azn/ pussy
>it ends up convincing me that I should avoid them completely
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Woah what was that?

Moon mission might be starting up boys..
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Pic related is a great idea, imagine watching a horror movie for example that's set in some run down house IN THE ACTUAL HOUSE IT WAS FILMED IN

shit would be dope imo
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Thinkin' about how Lindsay Lohan got repeatedly raped by Hollywood (((execs))) during her formative years and tried to escape through spicdick and eventually just became a drugged out whore whose spirit departed due to unimaginable trauma. The demiurgic machine feeds on the destruction of Aryan innocence.

Felt a sense of kinship with her, as a child, before my intuitive faculties were overcome by the spirit of desolation, gradually chipping away at me. The Path of the Hero demands we keep the memory our people in our hearts, and to turn away from despair.

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suck it…suck it dry
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I just had a dream where I was torn to shreds by lions.
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>tfw layoffs continuing at my company

"small" one happened yesterday, we're less than a skeleton crew left. each time it gets closer and closer to me lol. feels like the place is just slowly shutting down lol. i'm just wwaiting to get laid off myself so that i don't lose out on those sweet unemployment benefits.
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Let's assume china fails for whatever reason, what products should I stock up on that only they produce that are of actual importance?

Computers and computer parts ofc, but what else?
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Should I buy this?
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had a 'tism moment at work
boss is complaining about some task we have to do that we generally try avoid and have done for a while
rhetorically says "when's the last time we did xx, the builders should be doing this" or something to that extent
of course i autisticly reply the exactly last time we did said task
he gets angry and says something like "i wasn't asking for the name of the job!"
i just stay silent

this is a cursed existence
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I've got hair growing out of my ears like an old person. Why can't that stuff grow out of my head instead?
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God i love when women do this silly fucking "leg slightly ankled upwards tehee look at me i'm female" thing

It perfectly fits their innate desirable and dumb nature and is a major green flag for me heh
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how does sexuality work for blind people?