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Please, bestow your wisdom upon me. I have a very specific problem. I can go one or two days without jackin' it, but the problem is that the more I leave my dick alone the more sensitive it gets and the more I want to jerk it. It's a catch-22. The more I leave it alone the more I think about sexy time with women. Sometimes I go two days without and end up binge jerking it on the third day.
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*breaks ur dry spell*



Good G-d



The robot won't let me say it, but I want you to know >cow udders



Come on, even you have to appreciate those perfectly proportioned jubblies, Boob Hater.

>dat soft but NOT FAT body

Got damb tbh



(You) son of a bitch.




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havent coomed in over 48 hours
gonna try for a week or more



Gone 3 days even without edging here, new record. I did drugs in the meantime though but it STILL COUNTS.



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failed after 3 + days yesterday
coomed twice to teen porn on xhamster on a week night
couldn't maintain abstinence during rising manic phase, seem ok now and dont feel like cooming anymore



My sex drive went away completely a few years ago. Probably low testosterone or something. I miss being able to enjoy a good fap, now it's like all I eat is potato and water. I am free from that craving of wanting fancy steaks and lobster and good beer, but is life really worth living when all you have is potato and water?

NoFap is a guilt trip bullshit meme. Just fap dude.



My sex drive returned when i fucked your mom LOL



I lost to the ghost nipples on May 10th after roughly 15 days of no-fap glory but now I have the antibodies to defend against future intrusions. I'm three days in and ready to make it at least 20 days more.



Fapped after getting drunk again last night. I have to make a commitment not to buy alcohol.



Holy macaroni I could really go for a wankerino right now. MUST BE STRONG



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fap fap



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Uuuh fap department



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Yeah im thinking it's fap



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Was it fap?



Too bad you have shit taste, or maybe I would have been effected.



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>Too bad you have shit taste, or maybe I would have been effécted.



4 days without being bothered at all. 3 more should be easy.



Get a hobby to pre occupy your time where you would usually masturbate. Also make sure you don't go to places online with hot bitches on them, 2D or 3D.



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got drunk again and coomed three times to amateur porn then once again in the morning
its fucking insatiable wtf



God i want to sniff and cum in that ass

Reminds me of my other cousin who almost pulled her pants down completely in front of me one time and demanded i watch her pee next to a tree outside

I also used to massage her feet onna sofa



Up now feller



Officially on 11 days since the ghost nipple holocaust heh



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The hwut now xD



3 days here. t-taking it day by day



12 days and going strong. I have impulsively diddled my dinger here and there a little bit but I haven't gone so far as to "edge" or coom; more like I've just been checking its pulse once in a while heh



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> more like I've just been checking its pulse once in a while heh

I laff



I'm on 16 days nofap. hit pretty much rock bottom was fapping to all the worst fetishes for 3 hours a day. have almost an heroed multiple times. don't know how long it'll take me to recover or if it's possible since I essentially murdered my own soul



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16 days is pretty good

that feeling when it's basically mid day and you've been had an epic wank session since waking up drunk at 4am after cooming while drunk the previous night then drinking more in the morning and having and coffee and just watching a hundred videos of increasingly depraved material and cumming and cumming and there's cum socks all around the bed and you're sweaty and drunk or hungover you can no longer tell and it's daylight outside and you're just like what the fuck am i even doing





Well lads, it's been 8 days somehow. I hardly even thought about it. I haven't been online very much is why.



Thx for ure service :'l



I think that was the thing I was looking for… I found something like this years ago but never bothered to read it. I was trying to find it. Thanks



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15 days here, I'm feeling pretty good. The only thing I'm worried about is that the last time I've extensively nofapped I started cooming in my sleep lmoa



on page 20 now



I'm liking it, very interesting and provocative. Will finish by tonight




This guy tends to mention having a partner you can have sex with. And he mentions men who have partners but jack off to porn at the same time, sometimes hiding themselves from their wives while jacking off. That is completely not me… I would have absolutely zero problems if I actually had a wife I could sex with. I mean mass immigration is what is causing the White incel and porno problems, NOT internet video porn. Hell, I used to jack off in the uni bathrooms between lectures. Would ejaculate into the toilet.



Fvg I did that a few times at work. The unisex bathroom is basically a private stall and I can just nut hard into the toilet if I want. I will NOT succumb to the temptation tho heh



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>Nutting into recepticles for the fecal matter and piss of other men

Uh… ghey?



>implying nutting into an unflushed toilet
The fuck is wrong with you, Krautkike



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>I would have absolutely zero problems if I actually had a wife I could sex with
Coolidge Effect. Even if you have the greatest food in the world in front of you, eventually it'll get old and you'll want to eat something else. You can eat salmon, steak and lobster but eventually there will come a day when you just want some shitty Taco Bell.

I had a particularly stressful day Sunday and when I got home from work I got drunk for the first time in quite a while. It was a very foolish decision and I played video games for multiple hours then looked at porn for a couple of minutes. Porn and sex are two completely different things. Sex is a lot of work, even just the act itself. When I was 19 years old some nigger told me "when you have sex with a girl, don't worry about pleasing her, just beat that pussy up as hard as you can. Make it hard for her to walk the next day and she'll constantly be thinking about you." and his advice has always worked out very well.

Sex is work. The hunt, the act. Porn on the other hand is nothing but pleasure at absolutely zero effort and there's infinite diversity to experience. It's all highly poisonous and crippling, but nevertheless it's on the exact opposite end of the spectrum from sex. That's how some married men still fall prey to it while having active sex lives.

Monday morning, waking up hung-over, I felt extremely looshed from drinking alcohol. That's another terrible poison that leads to terrible decisions.



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Forgot I was gonna use this image heh



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LOL ur still gay asf though if you do this

Imagine standing in the middle of a room filled with the stench of other men's piss and shit and sweat and you get off to it LOL



You're the one who couldn't stop talking about fugging a tranny for days.



If your IQ were above room temperature you would have actually understood my posts explaining in detail how skylar piela passes as a woman because unlike other trannies "he" (i use that pronoun lightly in this context since this thing is basically androgynous due to the extensive changes it underwent and is basically infertile at this point + thinks like a woman 99,9%) cheated his own development cycle by taking HRT way fucking early and stuff

Also it wasnt for "days" lmao



Actually the bathroom is more frequented by the nubile hair salon girls who are right next to it, most of the male mall-goers drop a deuce either the nearby men's room or the cafe's bathroom. You're just a typical projecting kraut shit enthusiast lmao



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didnt read LOL

*slap slap*




Yeah the author keeps talking about how the willpower method doesn't work. His whole idea is that porn is not something pleasurable, its something destructive. He talks about people who do what you're doing (pedestalising porn). I do it too. I didn't find his argument totally convincing though so I'll read the book again. His argument was based around porn being a supernormal stimulus which our brains aren't made to handle. The truth for me, though, is that I would just jack off to my imagination anyway, or even to photos (which I often do anyway, in fact thats probably my main material (xhamster amateur photos)). I can jack it to facebook girls easily.

I have literally zero percent doubt that I would have no problems with porn and jerking off if I had a wife. I had a girlfriend for 1 1/2 years who I lived with and had sex with every 2nd day on average. I definitely got "bored", but the boredom I felt would be like a normal well-adjusted guy eating a burger telling a starving homeless guy that he's getting bored of burgers. Yes I started getting bored of my girlfriend even though she was very hot, but the truth is that pussy just feels good.

I usually jacked off in the uni library bathrooms when I was getting so distracted by the women around me that I couldn't study. Though sometimes I jacked off in between lectures, for the same reason, its hard to sit in a lecture theatre when you have a hard-on for the roasties sitting nearby.

And have any of you actually thought about this fact? My uni had literally thousands of women. LITERALLY THOUSANDS. And yet I couldn't find ONE who would be my girlfriend. The truth is that I had standards, but still. I wanted a virgin and I was disgusted by non-virgins, and I made no attempt to hide it. So I pushed some of them away, its true. I don't think any of us are "true incels". Unless you are actually a jogger or a pajeet (in which case you have no right to complain, because you should be in your jogger or pajeet country).

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