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 No.17833

I relapsed pretty hard about a month ago and now my porn addiction is back in full swing.
Help fams. This vile curse has me completely ensnared its like I can never escape.
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 No.17835

You're probably having subpar cooms

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 No.17836

Get a gf, loser.

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 No.17840

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>>17836
Ur mum b gettin deez nuts in her mouff pucci

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 No.17841

>>17840
>foky the loser can't get a gf so he has to pretend he's beyond the need for a significant other or sexual gratification but fails horribly
lol at your life

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 No.17843

LOL imagine calling someone else a loser when you browse an imageboard

Unlike you i had multiple gud-looking gf's inna past and am not a virgin anymore so stfu + kys redart LOL

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 No.17845

>>17843
>all this butthurt
Tell us again why you're crying because you jerk off because you can't get a girl, LOSER.

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 No.17846

coomers will be first to go on the dotr

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 No.17847

I only jerk to pretty much the same couple of videos and only once a week or every other week or so but that's still too much tbheh

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 No.17851

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I always thought tubesafari was one of these scam fake aggregator sites but they actually do provide legit on-point results, it's far superior to any genre-specific porn search engine i've seen so far kek

I bet there's some neural AI magic at play or summin

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 No.17865

>Single man living alone or with family
>Evil demonic reptiles keep flashing his computer screen with sexy naked ladies
>"Bro I can't stop masturbating, I wonder why"

hmm

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 No.17871

>>17835
Ever since I started relapsing g yes

>>17836
I have a gf and I love her more than anything and we are getting married soon

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 No.17872

>>17865what do you mean by this? I'm drunk atm I'm sorry. I love with my gf and we will marry soon. I am addicted to pork and I hate it. For a while I thought I broke free from the addiction but it came back full swing. I am so ashamed I love my baby so much I don't want to tell her.

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 No.17873

Dammit not pork I meant porm

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 No.17874

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>>I am addicted to pork
genuine lols

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 No.17875

>>17874
Relatable image gwcuaw I have a fart getieh lamp

Alo I wanna eo my gd so bad im so honey but she's tired rn and we made a part of abstinence till marriage. But she has a DD size chest she has huge yummy books and I love her and she isbcueistianr and right on the political spectrum and obeys me

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 No.17876

J I'm gonna try to sleep soon guacenibrealizeni am jrwirutng illegible so I will clarify tomorrow of anyone cares enough. Godnfoegice ne. Foebwlsa try all.

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 No.17883

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>>17876
Yeah someone's got pissed alrite

Wut u been drinkan fammer

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 No.17885

>>17883
Titos vodka. I'd normally get the hasher cheap stuff but gf was with me and she thought the sweater on the bottle was cute so she wanted that one. Fucking females

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 No.17886

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>>17885
Image didn't post

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 No.17894

>>17886
Wow smh wish i had a gf to browse IB's with too

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 No.17895

OP if you want to watch porn then do it.
decide if that is what you want to be doing at that exact moment. consider the alternatives but if that is what you want then do it.
life is too short mang.

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 No.17896

>>17886
I'm trying Sierra Nevada Pale Ale for the first time right now.
I could see it becoming an acquired taste but holy balls it's hoppy and bitter.
I usually only drink guinness these days.

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 No.17973

i just did it again what the fuck

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 No.17977

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>>17885
>gf
normie pls go

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 No.17978

>>17977
This. Like wow, fug off BRUH

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 No.17979

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Aquire a gf, better cooms

Also, don't be fucking ashamed, I wacked it all the time, it's a good sign don't feel guilty

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 No.17980

You know that scene where Hannibal feeds some guy his own brain, and the guy is euphoric

You feel sick when you watch it, don't you

YET YOU'RE DOING THAT WHEN YOU WATCH PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 No.17983

>>17980
That's a good analogy and oddly topical since I posted about that movie not too long ago

>not the op though but I did coom recently admittedly

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 No.17991

curse this horrid addiction
is there no relief from this pain?



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