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 No.25609

I've got a little bit of pain in my (kind of one remaining) testicle, and I'm pretty sure I can see some swelling too. Hopefully it is this "hydrocele" thing. Idk how it happened though, I'm pretty sure there was never any trauma to it.

Ngl my first thought is that the kikes have targetted me with their invisible satellite cancer gun because I've been posting so much about having 12 kids.

I say one remaining because I've had testicular torsion and that one is the size of a pea due to it.
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 No.25610

go to doctor

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 No.25611

how did you get testicular torsion

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 No.25612

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pill me on taint punching

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 No.25613

My brother had a problem like that when he was young, it turned out his testie was twisted. I forgot what they did, but he didn't need surgery.

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 No.25614

>>25611
Just happened spontaneously one night/morning.

>>25613
I had the surgery and had a wire put it to stop the other one from ever twisting again. At least thats what I remember, it was 10 years ago.

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 No.25615

you could be squishing your balls when you sleep

i usually give the old flick out so my balls are lounging like me

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 No.25617

frankly not surprising that so many 4chonners have ball-o issues.

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 No.25618

speaking of testicles, any of you boys ever try icing your balls?

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 No.25619

>>25618
No, what effect is that supposed to have?

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 No.25620

>>25618
i put mine in the freezer sometimes

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 No.25621

>>25619
testo boost

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 No.25622

>>25618

ive sunbathed my balls its pretty good ball moves around like sentient jello

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 No.25668

Maybes its Epididymitis instead. No idea how I got it though, maybe raw meat.

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 No.25690

I think its peaking/stabilising, but I will see a doc anyway to find out what it is. Pretty sure its epidy thing.

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 No.25691

The other day when my ball was hurting a bit and I was going to sleep, Win 10 forced an update which obviously meant I couldn't run white noise via speakers like I normally do to sleep, kek. Fucking Bill Gates shit wrecking my life

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 No.25693

AAAUUURRRGG MY BALLS HURT

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 No.25694

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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 No.25695

>>25694
>>25693
>>25690
U shud go to le ER

Massive ball pain cud mean something is tangled up and needs untangling

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 No.25696

>>25695
Pretty sure it isn't/wasn't that, like I said I had that before and had a wire put in to stop the other one from twisting. Also torsion should cause massive pain (it did when I experienced it, 8-9/10 pain) because ur testie is dying (mine did).

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 No.25697

MY LEFT BALL IS TURNING RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This might be the end for me h-heh.

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 No.25702

>>25697
go to e:r unironically

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 No.25704

>>25697
go to e:r seriously

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 No.25705

>>25697
you need to clench your taint, your ball will raise up and he blood will exit the veins

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 No.25710

>>25697
This isn't OP. It's actually my right ball!

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 No.25718

Wait a hecking minute, my dad got the jab. Maybe I got this shit from HIM…

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 No.25724

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Ur balls ok matey?

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 No.25725

OP you crossposting fuck heh

Saw ur threada onna nuKC just now

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 No.25734

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Status report, how are conditions on the lower deck?

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 No.25736

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>>25734
Outlook's not so good, cap.

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 No.25751

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>>25736
If I may sir, perhaps we could steal wesleys testacles and use those?

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 No.25771

Pretty sure its healing now. Less swelling, less pain. Me 1, kikes 0.

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 No.25774

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>>25751
That's not funny, Data.

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 No.25775

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Shut up Wesley



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