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I've got a little bit of pain in my (kind of one remaining) testicle, and I'm pretty sure I can see some swelling too. Hopefully it is this "hydrocele" thing. Idk how it happened though, I'm pretty sure there was never any trauma to it.

Ngl my first thought is that the kikes have targetted me with their invisible satellite cancer gun because I've been posting so much about having 12 kids.

I say one remaining because I've had testicular torsion and that one is the size of a pea due to it.


go to doctor



how did you get testicular torsion



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pill me on taint punching



My brother had a problem like that when he was young, it turned out his testie was twisted. I forgot what they did, but he didn't need surgery.



Just happened spontaneously one night/morning.

I had the surgery and had a wire put it to stop the other one from ever twisting again. At least thats what I remember, it was 10 years ago.



you could be squishing your balls when you sleep

i usually give the old flick out so my balls are lounging like me



frankly not surprising that so many 4chonners have ball-o issues.



speaking of testicles, any of you boys ever try icing your balls?



No, what effect is that supposed to have?



i put mine in the freezer sometimes



testo boost




ive sunbathed my balls its pretty good ball moves around like sentient jello



Maybes its Epididymitis instead. No idea how I got it though, maybe raw meat.



I think its peaking/stabilising, but I will see a doc anyway to find out what it is. Pretty sure its epidy thing.



The other day when my ball was hurting a bit and I was going to sleep, Win 10 forced an update which obviously meant I couldn't run white noise via speakers like I normally do to sleep, kek. Fucking Bill Gates shit wrecking my life









U shud go to le ER

Massive ball pain cud mean something is tangled up and needs untangling



Pretty sure it isn't/wasn't that, like I said I had that before and had a wire put in to stop the other one from twisting. Also torsion should cause massive pain (it did when I experienced it, 8-9/10 pain) because ur testie is dying (mine did).




This might be the end for me h-heh.



go to e:r unironically



go to e:r seriously



you need to clench your taint, your ball will raise up and he blood will exit the veins



This isn't OP. It's actually my right ball!



Wait a hecking minute, my dad got the jab. Maybe I got this shit from HIM…



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Ur balls ok matey?



OP you crossposting fuck heh

Saw ur threada onna nuKC just now



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Status report, how are conditions on the lower deck?



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Outlook's not so good, cap.



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If I may sir, perhaps we could steal wesleys testacles and use those?



Pretty sure its healing now. Less swelling, less pain. Me 1, kikes 0.



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That's not funny, Data.



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Shut up Wesley

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