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Let's have anuddah fitness thread fellas

Thinkgen bout copping myself a lill treadmill for dem cardio gainz


Don't you get enough exercise by bouncing on your boyfriend's dick all day?



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Srsly im not ghey doe unlike u heh



Elliptical is better because it provides resistance. What's the point of a treadmill under your desk? You'd just be kicking your feet at that point-unless it was a standing desk. Think, FoKy, think!



Oh I see, "under desk" is just a reference to its ability to be stowed away heh. It unfolds into a conventional treadmill and is used accordingly.



Ngl i thought this at first aswell though

Dat dere name b kinda misleadin indeed



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Wat u nibbas think bout zero carb diet



not healthy in the long term. If you are really desperate to lose weight it does seem to do that well but still not healthy. I wouldn't eat that way for more than 3 months.



Nibbas on reddit keep recommending it as a form of autoimmune protocol diet dats y im interested in it mainly



if you want to treat your immune system well you want to avoid inflammation as much as you possibly can. that means you want to eat minimal animal products ie eat meat/dairy like only a few times a month. you also want to overdose on veggitables and avoid simple carbs like white bread, pasta, and white rice and instead have complex carbs like sweet potatoes and whole grains. avoid processed foods, get ample sunlight and exercise. also partake in periods of fasting try 24 hour fasts and try intermittent fasting



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So basically not like in pic rel den heh

The fuck are whole grains again



Plants bloat you and cause dozens of gastrointenstinal disturbances, if you actually pay attention to your body you would have noticed this. Animal products do the opposite. How are you this ignorant of yourself?



👍here you go, how to be alpha bideo



your advice is lost on this guy, he lives off of microwave meals and pizza



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You'll niggas Beach Body Ready® yet?

>tfw keep eating junkfood




wasted get.



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No it was a GOOD get you KIKE

Fuck OFF

*slap schmacc*



I took a lill gander at the available models, the chink ones are the cheapest ofc starting at around 90-100 bucks but they also have horrible reviews (along w/the usual paid fake positive reviews) as usual

Since i already got myself a little pedal training masheen earlier i think i'll make due with that for now

Maybe i'll cop mahself a nu proper exercise mat for pic rel though



Gotta love dat bicycle workout inna morning heh



No slidu



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Just stumbled upon dis



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Mite cop dis



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>Just roid it up bro



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Dat look ghey af heh



Das Bett wird mit Erbsenprotein verfeinert



would something "gay af" have reviews like this?

I have been working out for a few months now and have tried several other Vegan protein powders including the Vegan Blend and Brown Rice Isolate. All I can say about this product is that it is the best protein I have ever tried. With the other products I would have quicker recovery and my muscles would not ache as much, with this one how ever I am like a son of Zeus reborn to bring his justice down upon the earth. After drinking this for merely one day I stormed into the gym and destroyed my workout. With each rep I let out a roar like a lion as the weights flew up and down like the waves of a violent storm. After leaving I had another shake and felt an immediate effect to my ego and power, so I ran out into the woods. Stripping my clothes off one by one I decided it was time to return to nature and live like a real man. I proceeded to hunt deer and other smaller mammals in the woods, feasting on their still warm corpses like a rabid zombie devouring his meal. On the fourth day I attracted the attention of a bear that was originally the top predator in the woods. He stood on his back legs and let out a vicious roar as he prepared to crush my frail, human body. Little did he know I had the Pea Protein Isolate effects surging through my veins and I leaped forward like a panther. My fist connected with a shattering crack and the bear simply imploded from the amount of power focused down my fist. I am now wearing his skin like a cape as I assert my manly dominance over my wooded domain. 11/10 - no other product will ever come close.
Goes Well With:
Bear hunters Demi Gods People who wanna lift good



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Woah nigger that's a tldr from me



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Wat u nibbas think bout deez



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originally niggerdick



Just do dumbbell rows n*gga



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I will never



Why not tho?



dumbells are only good for curls, rows should be done with a barbell.

Although everyone is different I guess.



My fucking ear canal keeps clogging up again vgh

Might have catched summin or maybe the immune shit is actan up again

Imma get one o' deez ear unclogging devices prolly



Intredasting tbh



Hydrogen Peroxide 👍 check internet for measuring instructions.



based tbheh



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you WILL make the concrete dumbbells
you WILL become fit and healthy
you WILL breed that girl you like's pussy
you WILL live physically, mentally and financially happily ever after



you WON'T know about the dumbbell balloon HEH



reminds me of alchazar sperging out hard about how it's impossible to make concrete dumbbells without his esoteric floridian architectural concrete mixing knowlege lel



proof youre just here to whine like a little girl faggot beta
>doesnt address the literal solution
echonigger die



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>florida globohomo

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