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 No.7609[View All]

>Balding men can't look goo-
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 No.10272

>>10271
Also it's not as extreme as this dude where there's literal skin in between, just that the hair grows noticably shorter/slower in that area somehow

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 No.10434

Once more i will bump this

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 No.10486

Dis nibba have all his hair still and buzz it off regardless

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 No.10493

>>10486
His hair is receding, but the thing is, even when they shave their head, people who have hair still look better, because you can still see a visible hairline.

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 No.10513

>>10493
I wont argue w/dat but i wud also argue that you can compensate by doing a gymcel looksmaxx heh

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 No.10554

Jesus fuck i just saw an used (!) hair clipper sell for over 60 bucks

Imma get in on this shit stat i got 2 spare ones heh

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 No.10615

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Finna cop deez heh

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 No.10646

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>>10615
If elevator shoe trends continue at the current rate, the arms race between elevated manlets and high heeled thots could get out of hand.

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 No.10668

>>10615
whats it like having psychological insecurity about your physical appearance? i haven't ever experienced it.

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 No.10672

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>>10668
I actually dont

But anything that helps u to up your SMV game is GUD redart

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 No.10673

>>10554
Kill yourself, nothing you type in this site is even remotely interesting, you're boring as fuck and I hope you die.

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 No.10682

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Shut the fuck up dwarf lel

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 No.10971

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Here's something interesting i observed and just now fully realized

My main profile pic on all dating sites is roughly 3-4 years old at this point

I edited the contrast and such so that my hair is almost non-visible (it's shot against a completely black background and i have dark brown hair)

In the other photos too the hair as such is not a prominent aspect of my presentation at all, despite being more plentiful overall compared to right now

This means that i get all these matches and shit (with solid 8/10's) based solely on my phenotypical disposition/facial bone structure and such

This is very good news come to think of it, it means when i do some proper gym maxxing i can potentially do very well regardless and heighten my SMV to chad-lite status or above even most likely

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 No.11057

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thoughts on toupee
honestly it would increase my attractiveness at least 2 points
and most people wouldnt be able to tell
i suspect they're actually pretty common
like when i see older men with nice full heads of hair i do suspect

from child molester to chad

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 No.11066

>>11057
Eh to each their own

Personally i'd rather work with what my body gives me but if this is the kind of shit needed to procreate then i'd probably get one for said purpose

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 No.11074

>>11057
Men might not notice, but women will.

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 No.11075

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>>11057
Hell no, that's a whole new level of pathetic. It would literally be better to wear one of these things.

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 No.11083

>>11075
Probably unironically true. I remember I read a PUA book awhile back, and the author was bald, but he would sometimes wear stupid-ass wigs to get attention.

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 No.11085

>>11075
being bald is pretty pathetic too
it's such a bad look
and then you have to constantly keep it clipped
if i had hair id look ten years younger

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 No.11102

>>11085
You're hopefully talking about someone who just lets himself go and doesn't shave off the sides of his head at all (aka the child molester look heh)

That really is a crime against nature

But a fully shaved head can in fact look good w/some musclemaxxing

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 No.11206

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ror heh micky

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 No.11212

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Imagine bein dis here feller

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 No.11230

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Unoriginal content! You have been mute

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 No.11232

>>11212
Why do you have to imagine it? That's your selfie.

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 No.11236

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>>11232
STFU dwarfuntermensch

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 No.11237

>>11236
If you add 200 pounds to that guy's face, it might be closer to reality.

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 No.11238

>>11237
Also his mouth should be gaping open like flag related as he browses reddit to complain about his mom.

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 No.11249

qwestion for the chon gals itt

what's worse going bald or going grey? 👽
asking for a fren btw
t. 50yo zoomer

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 No.11251

>>11249
Well, all of my extremely attractive female friends and I think that being bald and short is extremely appealing; a boyfriend with a well-shaved head is like having a mirror wherever you go!

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 No.11253


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 No.11254

>>11253
lol'd; well played, anon

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 No.11260

>>11251
>>11251
>a boyfriend with a well-shaved head is like having a mirror wherever you go!
yeah just look down

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 No.11262

>>11260
That is why it's impossible to love a man who is taller than me with heels on. If you're taller than 5'9, don't even swipe right, sweetie.

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 No.11412

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Cast them inna biokino

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 No.11463

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me inna future heh

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 No.11703

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me soon safasass

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 No.11763

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Imagine bein a baldcel while ur head looked liek dis
This is why i avoid any heavy gamer headsets

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 No.11899

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>haha he's only 9 now not 10! WE WON HAIRCELS
goes to show the whole game is just the position of bones in your face

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 No.11900

>>11899
He turned to a 6 though.

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 No.11903

>>11899
He'd actually look better completely bald than with that dying hair of his.

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 No.12101

>.youtube.com/watch?v=yqYg6lH-vjk

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 No.12102

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saassfs

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 No.12103

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cast him
oregano

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 No.12766

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lul too soon

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 No.12780

decided im gonna wetshave my head
figured id look like the bald and bankrupt guy but will probably be closer to the coomer
bought some expensive adftershave and bodywash and shaving cream and some razors

will leave my facial hair as just trimmed

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 No.12781

>>12780
Post sum pix wen ur done laddofeller

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 No.12788

alright did the deed
was harder than i thought it would be to get everything off, had to use the cell phone camera to see the back of my head, used a disposable bic 4 blade
looks good but not that different because i kept it pretty close cropped anyway, skin tone is pretty even, cranium shape is good

i am now a bald man, if anything it looks more intimidating

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 No.12789

>>12788
It was pretty hard at first for me too, but I use a Harry's® razor that isn't meant to be used for head shaving. I still get decent results but I'm thinking about getting a HeadBlade or something goofy like that heh

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 No.12794

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time to commit some crimes

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 No.12808

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Wew deez eye bags are only gettin bigger

Wonder if this is due to age or kratom usage heh



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