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>Balding men can't look goo-





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heh asfsafsafsa



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how would social dynamics change if women had the same balding patterns and rates of balding as men





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Kek deez wahl fuckers literally named one of their models "full head balding" and specifically market dem towards men suffering from male pattern hair loss



If you get a pair of clippers don't forget to oil the motherfuckers. I've ruined tons of based h'Wahls that way heh. At this point though I'm acktually shaving the shit out of my head and I think it looks a lot better, tragedy though it is. You'll want clippers for when you're a couple days late and the hair gets longer than is desirable to shave directly still though.



Ugh id rather go for a self-sharpening model w/no need for oil and shit

Looking at dat remington quick cut thing closer now but i need one with detachable steel combs



I've done enough research on this subject to sadly report that yes, balding is an objectively unattractive trait to the great majority of pre-wall females. However, it is just one trait of many that we can curate to improve our SMV

>I am also able to sadly report that I personally have several other shortcomings

Just do your research I guess. I've bought several h'Wahls and they'd all burnt out after a year or so-but I never oiled them once despite being directed to so I can't necessarily throw shade on the brand. Oiling them takes seconds to do (just place a couple of precision drips at specific areas on the blades and turn the thing on for couple seconds to disperse it) so no need to let that be a factor in your purchasing decision heh.



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>Dat pic
>Dat filename

FUCKIN hell lad





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Take the hatpill. Just court a women until she's too involved with you to care about your lack of hair. I'm engaged to a gorgeous redhead who has a fetish for me fucking other women that I also seduce while wearing a hat.

t. wearing a hat



Literally every one of these men looked better before they shaved their heads.



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theres def some faggy undertones to that sub/r



Unless you're Fraser Crane, it's better to be bald than balding. Almost everyone probably looks better with a full head of hair of course.



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Think about it, being bald is like existing as the default character in a character customization screen. You have to put in extra work to make yourself stand out visually.

Bald guys in hats tend to be the rapist in ero doujins. Very appropriate for you.



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I was thinking the exact same thing. I like the scruffy look more than the smooth shaved look.



Is getting shredded up and tattooed the only solution for balding men? I’ve always considered tattooes a desecration of our sacred bodies, but the guy in the OP undeniably looks good with them.



Tats are ugly, and people will just assume you are a meth addict.



Seriously, don't be too worried about being bald though, especially if you're already successful with females.



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Shaving your head just transforms you from "scruffy aging man" to "cancer patient" 90% of the time. If you grow your beard out to look less like a cancer patient, you look like a soyboy.

There's no winning when it comes to baldness. Might as well just hang onto what hair you have left or wear an (expensive) wig.



Mfw i got myself a new clipper now which is supposedly geared towards buzz cuts specifically

Gonna try out the 4mm setting later on heh



No ur wrong heh



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This is #notokay heh




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Just tested out the nu clipper earlier laddos

At first i wuz extremely skeptical since the damn thing wouldint cut properly onna sides and shit but once i switched to the 3mm comb guard thing it went a little smoother, overall a subjective slight improvement compared to the other clipper but den again i never used dat one onna 3mm setting either heh

I'm not fully satisfied with the way it cuts however, or maybe 3mm really is too long still for my current receding hairline who knows heh

Gonna be interesting to see how fast it grows back now and whether it will still do a clean job a week from now when the next maintenance buzz is due heh



It looks like a good supplement to an actual razor at any rate, I'm botva big fan of using this huge h'Wahl for that purpose. Shaving the head clean to the point where there's basically just the discoloration from hair follicles is based heh





*not a



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Wat ur opinien on finasteride laddo



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Just wish they could've added a proper handle to this thing, "ergonomic shape" my ass heh



I don't even know what that is tbh, I heard the KIKES have invented a way to grow your hair back called (fittingly) vampire therapy heh. Keep an eye out for that, maybe it will be affordable by the time we're in our 50s lmoa



Oh I looked it up, I only knew of it under its various brand names


>Commonly reported side effects of finasteride include: impotence and decreased libido

Well, it won't affect me any apparently (can't get an impotence or decreased libido side effect if you already have them heh) but you have a few things to be concerned about, so j-just shave it bro!



>but you have a few things to be concerned about,

Wat he meant wit dis



Certain hairs in a balding man's head have a genetic weakness to dihydrotestosterone (DHT) which causes the DHT to slowly destroy the hair over time.

Finasteride operates by blocking testosterone from turning into DHT.

DHT is a very potent form of testosterone and stopping this natural process from occurring will cause impotence, lack of sex drive, lack of muscle development and so on. Using finasteride to stop hair loss is basically neutering yourself.



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Fuark dat b a hugeass tradeoff rite dere if i ever saw one



So pony man iz u be sayan ur just better off shaving it all off or hwut






Yes. I just buzz mine off about once a week.



Maybe if you stopped fapping so much, you wouldn't have a fucked up endocrine system. It is undisputed that balding is a hormonal issue, and if you can fix that and maintain blood flow to your head, there should be no reason you are going bald. Finastride isn't the only way to do it, but it is an effective way. Too bad there's so much disinfo out there that it's hard to know what actually works and what doesn't. A coomer like you is fucked anyway though LOL!



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is this the only confirmed pic of HDV?



n-no I look much more virile than that (but am not tbheh)



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me soon heh



Shud i get an RX fo minoxidilerino laddos



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Goddamn it's literally over for that dood

if he had good facial bone structure/a decent phenotype he could get some muscles, grow a beard and really make this look work but he got cucked by his own genetics heh



>tfw he has a better jaw line than I do

At least I don't have a lemon head though lmao



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In awe at the size of dat dere laddos heccinass bearderino heh



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Lool fucc



Pill me on interpals.



Its very gud heh



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Hmm, a year and a half ago I still got laid on tinder with some high quality women while displaying my bald head in a picture and listing my occupation as a pizzaman. So it is possible, it's just playing on hard mode.

The best course of action for all men is probably to just grind your own lives, looksmax, and not worry about women. I can count the women who have been a positive influence in my life on one hand. The vast majority are poisonous and not worth messing with.



>Hmm, a year and a half ago I still got laid on tinder with some high quality women while displaying my bald head in a picture and listing my occupation as a pizzaman. So it is possible, it's just playing on hard mode.
Says the guy who's over 6 feet LOL. Short, bald, and fat is the unholy trifecta, and the only one you have any real control over is the last one.



Need additional information.



You can get hair transplants and height-increasing shoes



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Some dude on /int/ made a script called QtCrawler many years ago, you would basically set it and then run + forget about it and a couple hours later/the next day there would be TONS of femoids in your profile visitor page

You could specify which cuntry you want to crawl and shit but simps overdid it and last i heard the script wuz broken

There's not that many thots on interpals and quite a few spergish women due to the nature of the site, it's a fertile ground for pucci breedin indeed heh

The site would be perfect if indian and arab men were completely banned from it, they're simping up even the most obscure profile pic comment sections on there like they do on fb et al

Also the design is very comfy, it's one of the last major sites i know of still rocking this web 2.0-type design not optimized for mobile goyphone cancer



Hair transplants are far from perfect, and you're not fooling anyone with lifts.



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no ur wrong lol heh



How? Please tell me of your bald manlet experiences.



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I am neither bald nor a manlet dwarfSkitzocuck



We already know you're bald, and probably fat too, so you're already confirmed 2 for 3.



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i could have a hard cunt sperg chad like the driver
cool quiet and mysterious
instead i think people just think im a criminal or something and avoid me



Stop lying skitzocunTy



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Yeah if I had the unholy trifecta I'd probably just resign myself to celibacy honestly. To be fully celibate (no porn, no lust, and semen retention) is an immensely fulfilling way to live. However one has to choose this lifestyle, and it's damn tough if you haven't tasted the other side and know that nothing there is worse pursuing.

Before I began to date my fiancee I had grown very weary of thottery, deleted my tinder account, and decided to fully devote my life to God. For a time my life was consumed by nothing but work, meditation and prayer and it felt absolutely amazing.

If for some horrible reason my child were to die I'd certainly become a celibate renunciate. It's the most certain path to fulfillment and happiness.



tldr LOL




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I really want to try out finasteride but i'm not sure for how long i need to take it, whether it fucks w/mah fertilitay and whether the insurance covers it (i doubt it though but it's still RX apparently what fucking bullshit)



Ah i just remembered there's poojeet "doctors" giving out online prescriptions too if you send them a timestamped pic of ure head lel



Give me the pilldown on RU58841 and dermaneedling laddos



Apparently there's literal tranny niggers posting on 4cuck /fa/

God what a shithole



Oh wow apparently buzzers are completely sold out everywhere cuz people cant visit barber shops anymoar thanks to de coronibba heh



I guess that's why the clipper I just ordered is going to take 6 days to get here. Really missing my next day delivery.



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Holeeh heccin shid



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>Stem cells can fix autoimmune diseases, baldness and foreskin loss

Truly epik heh



>Research shows that a lack of vitamin D in your body can lead to hair loss.

Imma b needin sum o' dat shit stat



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My hair looks like this right now basically with the middul intensely thinned out and the hair on both sides being normal and thick like before


I also do have a coin-sized spot on the back of my head which is another symptom of that condition apparently

Gonna try out chugging vitamin D down daily



Also it's not as extreme as this dude where there's literal skin in between, just that the hair grows noticably shorter/slower in that area somehow



Once more i will bump this



Dis nibba have all his hair still and buzz it off regardless



His hair is receding, but the thing is, even when they shave their head, people who have hair still look better, because you can still see a visible hairline.



I wont argue w/dat but i wud also argue that you can compensate by doing a gymcel looksmaxx heh



Jesus fuck i just saw an used (!) hair clipper sell for over 60 bucks

Imma get in on this shit stat i got 2 spare ones heh



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Finna cop deez heh



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If elevator shoe trends continue at the current rate, the arms race between elevated manlets and high heeled thots could get out of hand.



whats it like having psychological insecurity about your physical appearance? i haven't ever experienced it.



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I actually dont

But anything that helps u to up your SMV game is GUD redart



Kill yourself, nothing you type in this site is even remotely interesting, you're boring as fuck and I hope you die.



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Shut the fuck up dwarf lel



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Here's something interesting i observed and just now fully realized

My main profile pic on all dating sites is roughly 3-4 years old at this point

I edited the contrast and such so that my hair is almost non-visible (it's shot against a completely black background and i have dark brown hair)

In the other photos too the hair as such is not a prominent aspect of my presentation at all, despite being more plentiful overall compared to right now

This means that i get all these matches and shit (with solid 8/10's) based solely on my phenotypical disposition/facial bone structure and such

This is very good news come to think of it, it means when i do some proper gym maxxing i can potentially do very well regardless and heighten my SMV to chad-lite status or above even most likely



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thoughts on toupee
honestly it would increase my attractiveness at least 2 points
and most people wouldnt be able to tell
i suspect they're actually pretty common
like when i see older men with nice full heads of hair i do suspect

from child molester to chad



Eh to each their own

Personally i'd rather work with what my body gives me but if this is the kind of shit needed to procreate then i'd probably get one for said purpose



Men might not notice, but women will.



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Hell no, that's a whole new level of pathetic. It would literally be better to wear one of these things.



Probably unironically true. I remember I read a PUA book awhile back, and the author was bald, but he would sometimes wear stupid-ass wigs to get attention.



being bald is pretty pathetic too
it's such a bad look
and then you have to constantly keep it clipped
if i had hair id look ten years younger



You're hopefully talking about someone who just lets himself go and doesn't shave off the sides of his head at all (aka the child molester look heh)

That really is a crime against nature

But a fully shaved head can in fact look good w/some musclemaxxing



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ror heh micky



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Imagine bein dis here feller



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Unoriginal content! You have been mute



Why do you have to imagine it? That's your selfie.



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STFU dwarfuntermensch



If you add 200 pounds to that guy's face, it might be closer to reality.



Also his mouth should be gaping open like flag related as he browses reddit to complain about his mom.



qwestion for the chon gals itt

what's worse going bald or going grey? 👽
asking for a fren btw
t. 50yo zoomer



Well, all of my extremely attractive female friends and I think that being bald and short is extremely appealing; a boyfriend with a well-shaved head is like having a mirror wherever you go!





lol'd; well played, anon



>a boyfriend with a well-shaved head is like having a mirror wherever you go!
yeah just look down



That is why it's impossible to love a man who is taller than me with heels on. If you're taller than 5'9, don't even swipe right, sweetie.



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Cast them inna biokino



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me inna future heh



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me soon safasass



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Imagine bein a baldcel while ur head looked liek dis
This is why i avoid any heavy gamer headsets



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>haha he's only 9 now not 10! WE WON HAIRCELS
goes to show the whole game is just the position of bones in your face



He turned to a 6 though.



He'd actually look better completely bald than with that dying hair of his.






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cast him



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lul too soon



decided im gonna wetshave my head
figured id look like the bald and bankrupt guy but will probably be closer to the coomer
bought some expensive adftershave and bodywash and shaving cream and some razors

will leave my facial hair as just trimmed



Post sum pix wen ur done laddofeller



alright did the deed
was harder than i thought it would be to get everything off, had to use the cell phone camera to see the back of my head, used a disposable bic 4 blade
looks good but not that different because i kept it pretty close cropped anyway, skin tone is pretty even, cranium shape is good

i am now a bald man, if anything it looks more intimidating



It was pretty hard at first for me too, but I use a Harry's® razor that isn't meant to be used for head shaving. I still get decent results but I'm thinking about getting a HeadBlade or something goofy like that heh



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time to commit some crimes



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Wew deez eye bags are only gettin bigger

Wonder if this is due to age or kratom usage heh

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