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 No.7609[Last 50 Posts]

>Balding men can't look goo-
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 No.7611

asfasfasffasfa

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 No.7623

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heh asfsafsafsa

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 No.7695

File: 1582484505217.jpg (51.55 KB, 500x603, 1582472745794.jpg)

>.tuxbell.com/index.php/Grooming

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 No.7696

File: 1582485759419.jpg (18.35 KB, 460x300, 1581898276796.jpg)

how would social dynamics change if women had the same balding patterns and rates of balding as men

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 No.7698


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 No.7700

File: 1582489264503.png (49.47 KB, 300x250, 1582485670422.png)

Kek deez wahl fuckers literally named one of their models "full head balding" and specifically market dem towards men suffering from male pattern hair loss

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 No.7709

>>7700
If you get a pair of clippers don't forget to oil the motherfuckers. I've ruined tons of based h'Wahls that way heh. At this point though I'm acktually shaving the shit out of my head and I think it looks a lot better, tragedy though it is. You'll want clippers for when you're a couple days late and the hair gets longer than is desirable to shave directly still though.

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 No.7711

>>7709
Ugh id rather go for a self-sharpening model w/no need for oil and shit

Looking at dat remington quick cut thing closer now but i need one with detachable steel combs

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 No.7716

I've done enough research on this subject to sadly report that yes, balding is an objectively unattractive trait to the great majority of pre-wall females. However, it is just one trait of many that we can curate to improve our SMV

>I am also able to sadly report that I personally have several other shortcomings


>>7711
Just do your research I guess. I've bought several h'Wahls and they'd all burnt out after a year or so-but I never oiled them once despite being directed to so I can't necessarily throw shade on the brand. Oiling them takes seconds to do (just place a couple of precision drips at specific areas on the blades and turn the thing on for couple seconds to disperse it) so no need to let that be a factor in your purchasing decision heh.

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 No.7728

File: 1582509854628.png (436.59 KB, 1000x655, smiley vs hdv.png)

^%R)_n

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 No.7730

File: 1582509929347.png (119.3 KB, 311x244, laffin shoe nibbas.png)

>>7728
>Dat pic
>Dat filename

FUCKIN hell lad

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 No.7731



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 No.7813

File: 1582589453866.png (116.26 KB, 1352x476, fa on baldness.PNG)

Fuuuu

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 No.7944

Take the hatpill. Just court a women until she's too involved with you to care about your lack of hair. I'm engaged to a gorgeous redhead who has a fetish for me fucking other women that I also seduce while wearing a hat.

t. wearing a hat

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 No.7946

>>7811
Literally every one of these men looked better before they shaved their heads.

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 No.7947

File: 1582786259413.jpg (80.4 KB, 576x680, 1578868448119.jpg)

>>7811
theres def some faggy undertones to that sub/r

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 No.7948

>>7946
Unless you're Fraser Crane, it's better to be bald than balding. Almost everyone probably looks better with a full head of hair of course.

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 No.7949

File: 1582789930839.jpg (81.23 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Think about it, being bald is like existing as the default character in a character customization screen. You have to put in extra work to make yourself stand out visually.

>>7944
Bald guys in hats tend to be the rapist in ero doujins. Very appropriate for you.

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 No.7951

File: 1582797633728.png (76.08 KB, 632x569, 1582790646043.png)

ccdsk

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 No.7958

>>7946
I was thinking the exact same thing. I like the scruffy look more than the smooth shaved look.

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 No.7959

Is getting shredded up and tattooed the only solution for balding men? I’ve always considered tattooes a desecration of our sacred bodies, but the guy in the OP undeniably looks good with them.

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 No.7960

>>7959
Tats are ugly, and people will just assume you are a meth addict.

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 No.7962

Seriously, don't be too worried about being bald though, especially if you're already successful with females.

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 No.7966

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>>7811
Shaving your head just transforms you from "scruffy aging man" to "cancer patient" 90% of the time. If you grow your beard out to look less like a cancer patient, you look like a soyboy.

There's no winning when it comes to baldness. Might as well just hang onto what hair you have left or wear an (expensive) wig.

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 No.8008

Mfw i got myself a new clipper now which is supposedly geared towards buzz cuts specifically

Gonna try out the 4mm setting later on heh

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 No.8009

>>7966
No ur wrong heh

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 No.8102

File: 1583022773473.jpg (111.74 KB, 629x775, punk_elsa_band_tee.jpg)

This is #notokay heh

>tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BaldOfEvil

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 No.8166

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Just tested out the nu clipper earlier laddos

At first i wuz extremely skeptical since the damn thing wouldint cut properly onna sides and shit but once i switched to the 3mm comb guard thing it went a little smoother, overall a subjective slight improvement compared to the other clipper but den again i never used dat one onna 3mm setting either heh

I'm not fully satisfied with the way it cuts however, or maybe 3mm really is too long still for my current receding hairline who knows heh

Gonna be interesting to see how fast it grows back now and whether it will still do a clean job a week from now when the next maintenance buzz is due heh

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 No.8168

>>8166
It looks like a good supplement to an actual razor at any rate, I'm botva big fan of using this huge h'Wahl for that purpose. Shaving the head clean to the point where there's basically just the discoloration from hair follicles is based heh

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 No.8169

>>8168
>botva

heh

*not a

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 No.8171

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>>8168
>>8169
Wat ur opinien on finasteride laddo

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 No.8175

File: 1583081786377.jpg (149.69 KB, 735x720, hehh (2).jpg)

Just wish they could've added a proper handle to this thing, "ergonomic shape" my ass heh

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 No.8179

>>8171
I don't even know what that is tbh, I heard the KIKES have invented a way to grow your hair back called (fittingly) vampire therapy heh. Keep an eye out for that, maybe it will be affordable by the time we're in our 50s lmoa

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 No.8180

>>8171
Oh I looked it up, I only knew of it under its various brand names

https://www.drugs.com/sfx/finasteride-side-effects.html

>Commonly reported side effects of finasteride include: impotence and decreased libido


Well, it won't affect me any apparently (can't get an impotence or decreased libido side effect if you already have them heh) but you have a few things to be concerned about, so j-just shave it bro!

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 No.8190

>>8180
>but you have a few things to be concerned about,

Wat he meant wit dis

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 No.8192

Certain hairs in a balding man's head have a genetic weakness to dihydrotestosterone (DHT) which causes the DHT to slowly destroy the hair over time.

Finasteride operates by blocking testosterone from turning into DHT.

DHT is a very potent form of testosterone and stopping this natural process from occurring will cause impotence, lack of sex drive, lack of muscle development and so on. Using finasteride to stop hair loss is basically neutering yourself.

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 No.8201

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>>8192
Fuark dat b a hugeass tradeoff rite dere if i ever saw one

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 No.8202

So pony man iz u be sayan ur just better off shaving it all off or hwut

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 No.8469

uppers

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 No.8483

>>8202
Yes. I just buzz mine off about once a week.

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 No.8486

>>8201
Maybe if you stopped fapping so much, you wouldn't have a fucked up endocrine system. It is undisputed that balding is a hormonal issue, and if you can fix that and maintain blood flow to your head, there should be no reason you are going bald. Finastride isn't the only way to do it, but it is an effective way. Too bad there's so much disinfo out there that it's hard to know what actually works and what doesn't. A coomer like you is fucked anyway though LOL!

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 No.8490

File: 1583674435959.jpg (18 KB, 259x287, hdv upon posting on 4chon.jpg)

is this the only confirmed pic of HDV?

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 No.8492

>>8490
n-no I look much more virile than that (but am not tbheh)

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 No.9128

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me soon heh
>.rt.com/sport/483445-kazakh-bodybuilder-sex-doll/

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 No.9379

Shud i get an RX fo minoxidilerino laddos

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 No.9670

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safasasfss

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 No.9673

>>9670
Goddamn it's literally over for that dood

if he had good facial bone structure/a decent phenotype he could get some muscles, grow a beard and really make this look work but he got cucked by his own genetics heh

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 No.9675

>>9670
>tfw he has a better jaw line than I do

At least I don't have a lemon head though lmao

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 No.9709

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In awe at the size of dat dere laddos heccinass bearderino heh

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 No.9909

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Lool fucc

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 No.9911

>>9909
Pill me on interpals.

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 No.9913

>>9911
Its very gud heh

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 No.9954

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>>9909
Hmm, a year and a half ago I still got laid on tinder with some high quality women while displaying my bald head in a picture and listing my occupation as a pizzaman. So it is possible, it's just playing on hard mode.

The best course of action for all men is probably to just grind your own lives, looksmax, and not worry about women. I can count the women who have been a positive influence in my life on one hand. The vast majority are poisonous and not worth messing with.

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 No.9955

>>9954
>Hmm, a year and a half ago I still got laid on tinder with some high quality women while displaying my bald head in a picture and listing my occupation as a pizzaman. So it is possible, it's just playing on hard mode.
Says the guy who's over 6 feet LOL. Short, bald, and fat is the unholy trifecta, and the only one you have any real control over is the last one.

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 No.9956

>>9913
Need additional information.

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 No.9967

>>9955
You can get hair transplants and height-increasing shoes

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 No.9971

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>>9956
Some dude on /int/ made a script called QtCrawler many years ago, you would basically set it and then run + forget about it and a couple hours later/the next day there would be TONS of femoids in your profile visitor page

You could specify which cuntry you want to crawl and shit but simps overdid it and last i heard the script wuz broken

There's not that many thots on interpals and quite a few spergish women due to the nature of the site, it's a fertile ground for pucci breedin indeed heh

The site would be perfect if indian and arab men were completely banned from it, they're simping up even the most obscure profile pic comment sections on there like they do on fb et al

Also the design is very comfy, it's one of the last major sites i know of still rocking this web 2.0-type design not optimized for mobile goyphone cancer

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 No.9979

>>9967
Hair transplants are far from perfect, and you're not fooling anyone with lifts.

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 No.9980

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>>9979
no ur wrong lol heh

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 No.9981

>>9980
How? Please tell me of your bald manlet experiences.

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 No.9982

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>>9981
I am neither bald nor a manlet dwarfSkitzocuck

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 No.9984

>>9982
We already know you're bald, and probably fat too, so you're already confirmed 2 for 3.

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 No.9985

File: 1586048243569.jpg (117.25 KB, 750x408, 1578010099164.jpg)

i could have a hard cunt sperg chad like the driver
cool quiet and mysterious
instead i think people just think im a criminal or something and avoid me

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 No.9990

>>9984
Stop lying skitzocunTy

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 No.10002

File: 1586062082019.jpg (409.88 KB, 1280x1512, Ganesha, Tibetan.jpg)

>>9955
Yeah if I had the unholy trifecta I'd probably just resign myself to celibacy honestly. To be fully celibate (no porn, no lust, and semen retention) is an immensely fulfilling way to live. However one has to choose this lifestyle, and it's damn tough if you haven't tasted the other side and know that nothing there is worse pursuing.

Before I began to date my fiancee I had grown very weary of thottery, deleted my tinder account, and decided to fully devote my life to God. For a time my life was consumed by nothing but work, meditation and prayer and it felt absolutely amazing.

If for some horrible reason my child were to die I'd certainly become a celibate renunciate. It's the most certain path to fulfillment and happiness.

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 No.10003

>>10002
tldr LOL

asasfs

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 No.10109

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I really want to try out finasteride but i'm not sure for how long i need to take it, whether it fucks w/mah fertilitay and whether the insurance covers it (i doubt it though but it's still RX apparently what fucking bullshit)

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 No.10110

Ah i just remembered there's poojeet "doctors" giving out online prescriptions too if you send them a timestamped pic of ure head lel

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 No.10111

Give me the pilldown on RU58841 and dermaneedling laddos

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 No.10112

Apparently there's literal tranny niggers posting on 4cuck /fa/

God what a shithole

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 No.10122

>>7611
>>8008
Oh wow apparently buzzers are completely sold out everywhere cuz people cant visit barber shops anymoar thanks to de coronibba heh

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 No.10128

>>10122
I guess that's why the clipper I just ordered is going to take 6 days to get here. Really missing my next day delivery.

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 No.10142

File: 1586273164687.png (61.9 KB, 1201x355, (((RU58841))).PNG)

Holeeh heccin shid

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 No.10267

File: 1586437860905.jpg (621.76 KB, 1534x2048, 1586306241778.jpg)

>Stem cells can fix autoimmune diseases, baldness and foreskin loss


Truly epik heh

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 No.10268

>Research shows that a lack of vitamin D in your body can lead to hair loss.

Imma b needin sum o' dat shit stat

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 No.10271

File: 1586439425373.jpg (155.21 KB, 1280x853, hair-loss-alopecia-vitamin….jpg)

My hair looks like this right now basically with the middul intensely thinned out and the hair on both sides being normal and thick like before

https://www.ibtimes.com/you-may-be-vitamin-d-deficient-when-your-hair-starts-showing-sign-2898556

I also do have a coin-sized spot on the back of my head which is another symptom of that condition apparently

Gonna try out chugging vitamin D down daily

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 No.10272

>>10271
Also it's not as extreme as this dude where there's literal skin in between, just that the hair grows noticably shorter/slower in that area somehow

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 No.10434

Once more i will bump this

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 No.10486

Dis nibba have all his hair still and buzz it off regardless

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 No.10493

>>10486
His hair is receding, but the thing is, even when they shave their head, people who have hair still look better, because you can still see a visible hairline.

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 No.10513

>>10493
I wont argue w/dat but i wud also argue that you can compensate by doing a gymcel looksmaxx heh

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 No.10554

Jesus fuck i just saw an used (!) hair clipper sell for over 60 bucks

Imma get in on this shit stat i got 2 spare ones heh

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 No.10615

File: 1587054441740.jpg (279.75 KB, 1080x565, 2019-04-15.jpg)

Finna cop deez heh

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 No.10646

File: 1587091130220.png (379.9 KB, 511x469, stilted.png)

>>10615
If elevator shoe trends continue at the current rate, the arms race between elevated manlets and high heeled thots could get out of hand.

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 No.10668

>>10615
whats it like having psychological insecurity about your physical appearance? i haven't ever experienced it.

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 No.10672

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>>10668
I actually dont

But anything that helps u to up your SMV game is GUD redart

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 No.10673

>>10554
Kill yourself, nothing you type in this site is even remotely interesting, you're boring as fuck and I hope you die.

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 No.10682

File: 1587164618646.png (183.02 KB, 422x472, der untermensch.png)

Shut the fuck up dwarf lel

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 No.10971

File: 1587540096635.png (60.21 KB, 831x799, 1587420499800.png)

Here's something interesting i observed and just now fully realized

My main profile pic on all dating sites is roughly 3-4 years old at this point

I edited the contrast and such so that my hair is almost non-visible (it's shot against a completely black background and i have dark brown hair)

In the other photos too the hair as such is not a prominent aspect of my presentation at all, despite being more plentiful overall compared to right now

This means that i get all these matches and shit (with solid 8/10's) based solely on my phenotypical disposition/facial bone structure and such

This is very good news come to think of it, it means when i do some proper gym maxxing i can potentially do very well regardless and heighten my SMV to chad-lite status or above even most likely

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 No.11057

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thoughts on toupee
honestly it would increase my attractiveness at least 2 points
and most people wouldnt be able to tell
i suspect they're actually pretty common
like when i see older men with nice full heads of hair i do suspect

from child molester to chad

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 No.11066

>>11057
Eh to each their own

Personally i'd rather work with what my body gives me but if this is the kind of shit needed to procreate then i'd probably get one for said purpose

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 No.11074

>>11057
Men might not notice, but women will.

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 No.11075

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>>11057
Hell no, that's a whole new level of pathetic. It would literally be better to wear one of these things.

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 No.11083

>>11075
Probably unironically true. I remember I read a PUA book awhile back, and the author was bald, but he would sometimes wear stupid-ass wigs to get attention.

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 No.11085

>>11075
being bald is pretty pathetic too
it's such a bad look
and then you have to constantly keep it clipped
if i had hair id look ten years younger

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 No.11102

>>11085
You're hopefully talking about someone who just lets himself go and doesn't shave off the sides of his head at all (aka the child molester look heh)

That really is a crime against nature

But a fully shaved head can in fact look good w/some musclemaxxing

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 No.11206

File: 1588082747857.jpg (10.47 KB, 380x334, 3034446938a737a89219b4be21….jpg)

ror heh micky

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 No.11212

File: 1588097818628.jpg (206.26 KB, 960x960, 1588096846990.jpg)

Imagine bein dis here feller

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 No.11230

File: 1588131770856.jpg (119.14 KB, 1610x932, 1588128910888.jpg)

Unoriginal content! You have been mute

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 No.11232

>>11212
Why do you have to imagine it? That's your selfie.

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 No.11236

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>>11232
STFU dwarfuntermensch

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 No.11237

>>11236
If you add 200 pounds to that guy's face, it might be closer to reality.

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 No.11238

>>11237
Also his mouth should be gaping open like flag related as he browses reddit to complain about his mom.

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 No.11249

qwestion for the chon gals itt

what's worse going bald or going grey? 👽
asking for a fren btw
t. 50yo zoomer

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 No.11251

>>11249
Well, all of my extremely attractive female friends and I think that being bald and short is extremely appealing; a boyfriend with a well-shaved head is like having a mirror wherever you go!

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 No.11253


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 No.11254

>>11253
lol'd; well played, anon

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 No.11260

>>11251
>>11251
>a boyfriend with a well-shaved head is like having a mirror wherever you go!
yeah just look down

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 No.11262

>>11260
That is why it's impossible to love a man who is taller than me with heels on. If you're taller than 5'9, don't even swipe right, sweetie.

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 No.11412

File: 1588524902938.jpg (65.7 KB, 640x480, amerikan family.jpg)

Cast them inna biokino

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 No.11463

File: 1588560622764.jpg (123.07 KB, 1080x1080, 1580064588817.jpg)

me inna future heh

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 No.11703

File: 1588877721815.jpg (28.17 KB, 460x460, 1588876867565.jpg)

me soon safasass

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 No.11763

File: 1588970828331.png (557.02 KB, 780x768, 1588962686555.png)

Imagine bein a baldcel while ur head looked liek dis
This is why i avoid any heavy gamer headsets

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 No.11899

File: 1589168496730.jpg (400.3 KB, 1200x875, 1589164091626.jpg)

>haha he's only 9 now not 10! WE WON HAIRCELS
goes to show the whole game is just the position of bones in your face

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 No.11900

>>11899
He turned to a 6 though.

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 No.11903

>>11899
He'd actually look better completely bald than with that dying hair of his.

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 No.12101

>.youtube.com/watch?v=yqYg6lH-vjk

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 No.12102

File: 1589356176038.jpg (169.19 KB, 1280x720, 1589310931982.jpg)

saassfs

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 No.12103

File: 1589356194821.jpg (946.5 KB, 1440x1518, 1589290552767.jpg)

cast him
oregano

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 No.12766

File: 1590120838757.jpg (64.37 KB, 1080x859, ef4e1533dc428f9dd797a37a7e….jpg)

lul too soon

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 No.12780

decided im gonna wetshave my head
figured id look like the bald and bankrupt guy but will probably be closer to the coomer
bought some expensive adftershave and bodywash and shaving cream and some razors

will leave my facial hair as just trimmed

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 No.12781

>>12780
Post sum pix wen ur done laddofeller

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 No.12788

alright did the deed
was harder than i thought it would be to get everything off, had to use the cell phone camera to see the back of my head, used a disposable bic 4 blade
looks good but not that different because i kept it pretty close cropped anyway, skin tone is pretty even, cranium shape is good

i am now a bald man, if anything it looks more intimidating

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 No.12789

>>12788
It was pretty hard at first for me too, but I use a Harry's® razor that isn't meant to be used for head shaving. I still get decent results but I'm thinking about getting a HeadBlade or something goofy like that heh

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 No.12794

File: 1590265421001.jpg (593.4 KB, 1160x779, MV5BMDNlYTBkZTktMjhmMy00Yz….jpg)

time to commit some crimes

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 No.12808

File: 1590317198606.jpg (85.6 KB, 640x539, 1590314450487.jpg)

Wew deez eye bags are only gettin bigger

Wonder if this is due to age or kratom usage heh

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 No.13161

File: 1591060616076.png (340.16 KB, 705x432, 1591052812799.png)

>Femcels dont exi-

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 No.13170

>>13161
she could do an amazing bobs burgers cosplay

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 No.13180

>>13161
>Upper facial half 8/10 easily
>lower half 2/10

What the fuck did nature mean with this heh

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 No.13198

File: 1591178834945.png (207.72 KB, 781x720, colwn-life.png)

Covid 19 fucked us over bros
A balding cure was going through clinical trials in Italy

Now its set for 2023

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 No.13207

File: 1591240584834.jpg (78.83 KB, 413x395, 1565304483357.jpg)

Just took a look in the mirror and somehow my hair receeded even further lmao

Gonna have to shave once a week without a guard comb at this rate before i turn 30yo

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 No.13208

>>13207
I told you to stop cooming, but you wouldn't listen.

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 No.13225

File: 1591337015041.png (173.33 KB, 232x324, safsaffasasf.PNG)

How does steve have such perfect hair bros

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 No.13232

>>13225
its a toupee

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 No.13234

Yeah nah the 3mm guard isn't cutting it anymoar kek

Gonna go down to 2,5mm tomorrow

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 No.13235

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>>13232
Kek yeah i unironically harbored that suspicion aswell

He would look like a chad if he gym-maxxed aswell

Personally i'd rather own the look though and go completely bald vikang-style heh

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 No.13236

File: 1591364131393.jpg (294.6 KB, 1500x1000, 1289693 - Anna Frozen Kris….jpg)

>.rt.com/news/490858-bald-men-higher-risk-coronavirus/

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 No.13239

File: 1591392736983.jpg (402.05 KB, 2289x2289, 03e78669f731e29e9a490c2aa5….jpg)

dae le bald of ebul xD

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 No.13246

been keeping up with wet shaving
cant seem to get a super close shave
head feels like sandpaper
maybe i need to buy those expensive gillette the best a man can get© 6 bladed super razors like a true consoomer

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 No.13249

>>13246
Don't use Gillette they've been promoting tranny shit HARD. Get one of those goofy Headblades or whatever. Literally anything other than Gillette

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 No.13255

Shud i shave down to 2,5mm at the sides fammers

Even with the 3mm cut it looks a little uneven there due to the contrast in differing hair growth

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 No.13257

File: 1591418251675.jpg (279.15 KB, 1560x1297, 1591160464095.jpg)

Failed to resize image! Details: gm convert: Incorrect sBIT chunk length (/tmp/phpfgd98a).

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 No.13297

File: 1591519564674.png (1.04 MB, 893x620, 1591502127534.png)

>>13255
take the baldpill and wetshave already

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 No.13303

>>13297
Ugh i feel like i should transition gradually

Like if my hair looked like this guy >>13257 i would go directly no-guard comb but there's still enuff hair onna middul heh

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 No.13383

slidin this huh kike

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 No.13386

I wonder if dumping my stubble down the sink is going to cause problems later heh

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 No.13392

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>>13386
Just let it fall onna floor and vacuum it up feller heh

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 No.13411

>>13297
Could girls like that ever love a baldy?

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 No.13413

>>13392
She's look perfect if she didn't have butterface. Oh well.

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 No.13854

File: 1592616011707.jpg (1.04 MB, 1579x1429, 1592506544164.jpg)

went into town after a fresh shave this morning
greeted a work college who looks very similar and he remarked people would probably think we were white supremacist skinheads having a conversation
i had a chuckle but actually hoped minorities were intimidated by my appearance

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 No.14135

>>13854
>i had a chuckle but actually hoped minorities were intimidated by my appearance

This is defo a plus too

I look like some kind of nordic slav even with hair but i imagine going completely bald wud amplify the effect heh

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 No.14213

dis nibber killin it

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 No.14218

>youtube.com/watch?v=cZhA3xr8y-E

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 No.14234

>>14218
he looks like he's about 5'4''

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 No.14243

File: 1593381681859.png (23.22 KB, 1155x197, body maintenance.PNG)

Imma try dis

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 No.14247

Getting an abwheel would be redundant if you already do pic related i assum heh

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 No.14255

>>14243
>>14243
Don't take fish oil supplements. Fish oil goes rancid really easy. Eat actual fish.

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 No.14265

File: 1593453963895.jpg (315.81 KB, 1080x1080, 1593347759514.jpg)

>>14255
I think they're selling them in capsules too, which i was thinking about getting if it isn't ass-expensive

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 No.14274

Fuark i hope this chink exercise mat i ordered arrives soon so i can start doing planks

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 No.14285

File: 1593476231264.jpg (90.77 KB, 1024x742, 1592760872687.jpg)

>>14247
Mfw i just realized when i do this IT-based apprenticeship doing a daily routine of at least 10-15 minutes like this is likely paramount to keep my body from breaking down completely and maintaining a proper healthy amount of muscle mass

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 No.14287

>Bodyweight training comes with a load of unique benefits that lifting heavy weights doesn't offer. “Bodyweight training develops body control and keeps your joints healthy,” says Speer. “Probably the most important aspect of it is development of spacial awareness and body control.

Yeah imma call based

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 No.14306

File: 1593550003545.jpg (51.1 KB, 768x384, mh-4-15-split-1586958805.jpg)

Here's What Planking Every Day for a Month Did to This Guy’s Body
>menshealth.com/fitness/a32156193/abs-core-plank-every-day-month-weight-loss-youtube-video/

60 seconds per day apparently

The 8 minute workout seems a bit overkill lel

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 No.14307

>>14306
Literally just a lighting and posture difference

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 No.14309

>>14307
no ur wrong

brapppp original

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 No.14311

>>14309
Post body jhbkjbnewjbfewfjuib

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 No.14312

>>14311
no dat ghey

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 No.14332

Coppd mahself sum fish oil/omega 3 fatty acids aswell as collagen heh

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 No.14437

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Aight the hair inna very front just above the forehead basically has stopped growing out almost completely and is pretty flat in places which does have me a lill worried, hope it's not caused by anything serious

On the other hand i turn 27 in just over a month so this may be a sign of dat

Any of u fellers know whether deez errectile dysfunctshens with fin are temporary or chronic?

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 No.14446

>>14437
I'm erectile dysfunctioned without it and I wouldn't risk it tbh lmoa

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 No.14497

File: 1593897894501.jpg (272.49 KB, 1778x1362, 1593844289819.jpg)

asfaafsasfbalding

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 No.14536

>>14497
ha
remember seeing this guy on /fa/ wayy back in the day
and now he just looks like some random soyboy

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 No.14540

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>>14536
fetal alcohol face lol. roasties are worse about booze than the native savages, pretty much every woman that has access to alcohol ends up an addict and most children these days have a touch of fetal alcohol syndrome. lucky for me i had a infantile, violent, short tempered alcoholic grandmother so my infantile, violent, short tempered mother ended up being repulsed by booze and i ended up being born with an undamaged brain.
feels good to be smarter than everyone else.

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 No.14547

File: 1593991377079.jpg (173.31 KB, 699x757, 8e2fbed114064d5c0b4f0858f6….jpg)

asfaasasfs

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 No.14737

File: 1594455291566.png (243.92 KB, 740x740, bc300682d90bde0370fad42a89….png)

löl héh
origibish

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 No.14740

Wow what the fuck all that hassle just to impress some vain cunts

Rather just own the look instead tbh

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 No.14750

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>>14740
Absolutely the best attitude to have. If someone bases their life and looks around females, they're beta males at best.

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 No.15008

Went down to 2,5mm today for the first tiem

Feelin confident

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 No.15013

Just shave it with a disposable razor, man. I did the electric razor half-measure for years and looking back it just looks like shit in comparison. The problem is doing it consistently because you'll notice how much worse it looks after even just a few days of letting it go.

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 No.15585

>it's better to be handsome and bald than ugly with hair anyway

This is the true redpill

Facial aesthetics/the bone structure as predetermined by your phenotype trumps any other physical factor

Women will look at this first and foremost

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 No.15587

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>>15013
Wat u think bout dis

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 No.15591

>>15587
I've never tried one of those but I'd like to, someday

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 No.15670

ok ten week update

shaving is a major chore and i've dropped to every 5-6 days
still looks based though
girls look at me and i assume they're sexually attracted
or maybe scared
either way is ok

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 No.15678

Someone took a picture of the back of my head while I was at the shooting range and I could see the discrepancy between my bald spot and hairline and it was at that moment that I decided that I'm going to have to deal with by shaving thoroughly every day. When I see it from the front it doesn't seem so bad but it really gets Costanza-tier quicker than I ever imagined.

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 No.15679

>>15678
I started shaving my head regularly when I was 20 years old at the gym one night, and in the lighting my hair looked completely Constanza-mode. However these days I just like to buzz it completely off about once a week. A millimeter of stubble looks better than shining imo

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 No.15693

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>>15679
The problem is I'm a Norwood 4/5 and I thought I was a Norwood 3 (i.e. I thought I just had a very high hairline) so it was a pretty shocking reveal. When I shave close there's still that discoloration from the hair follicles which looks okay. I can't get it completely smooth anyway and I agree, I think it looks better that way.

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 No.15718

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>>15693
>>15679
My niggas rite dere

I started doing 2,5mm the other week and am very satisfied with the result in conjunction with my goatee (which i usually trim down to 6mm at max), it makes any bald spots at the back of the head fade in nicely too

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 No.15865

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Just saw this on some gay module I have to do for work. Reminder: Baldies are probably some of the most discriminated against people on the planet LOL!

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 No.15887

>>15865
Y de matriarchy b persecutan us so heh

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 No.15986

File: 1597883280089.jpg (539.11 KB, 960x1200, 1597878603145.jpg)

Ngl i cud prolly easily achieve this kind of frame when i really keep at it for a couple months

My partially fälid phenotype should aid in this since it is of naturally bulky stock

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 No.16087

File: 1598204916151.jpg (207.71 KB, 926x1145, d91a55f01f71e67c43cc6b9350….jpg)

I have that SAME exact balding pattern shit you not

Thinning hair on the middle that doesn't fully grow out anymore and okayish hair on the sides

Read somewhere dat the hair onna side of the head actually counts as body hair so that would explain some of it i think heh

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 No.16088

>>16087
Also when i buzz it all down to 2,5mm it seamlessly blends in with the hair onna side. I think i'll be gucci for some time still on that setting till i have to go no-comb heh

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 No.16197

File: 1598490574557.jpg (994.48 KB, 2686x3200, 0cab4d7537bb89931b53d31e82….jpg)

Im not gay at all but damn

Imagine being ripped like this and having the ladies drool over ure schwongerino heh

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 No.16781

Dude's the same age as me but still has full hair

Im mirin dat heh

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 No.16949

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Power…fül…

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 No.17007

Millenial men lose their hair earlier than any generation before them, germanic scientists find
>.healthline.com/health-news/why-millennials-losing-hair-earlier

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 No.17238

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Aight, so cutting the sides of the head just once a week definitely isn't "cutting it" (see what i did there) if you want to pull off the sleek+smooth buzzcut look

The problem is that the hair on the side basically grows just as fast as regular body hair, which means by thursday you can clearly see the thinning hair on the middle and it doesn't look like a buzzcut anymore at all but rather like a very obvious norwood situation going on

The solution obviously is to keep it trimmed down so that the scalp hair and the hair on the side of the head match up w/each other visually

I don't know how longer 2,5mm will suffice or if the scalp hair regresses any further, if it does then i'll be doing the no-guard comb shave in no time kek

I think 2mm is the smallest guard comb available for any clipper

Anyways imma b getting that exercise and i know i can pull off the look in any case



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