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 No.13043[Reply]

What are the odds.
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 No.13051

>>13046
ZOG is GOOD if their agenda is to depopulate the world.

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 No.13058

>>13046
>the red and blue marks

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 No.13063

>>13058
What do they mean by this?

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 No.13064

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 No.13068

What does that mean OP?

r9k has a better conspiracy thread
https://www.4chon.me/r9k/res/9339.html



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 No.13055[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJpiAQThmFA

>Its Oprah! That's "Harpo backwards!"

They are obviously pushing this schizo identity onto her.

Multiple times throughout the video she says she doesn't want to talk and Oprah just acts like a bitch and says things to wind-up the kid.

Then goes to the parents and says "wow it must be so exhausting!" and the parents are like "waah it never ends!" the kid just has imaginary friends and a good imagination, she is not crazy.
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 No.13056

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Oh and it turns out the kids got taken away by child protective services because the parents were drugging the kids…

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 No.13057

what is this E tier garbage who cares about that fat nigger

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 No.13059

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>>13057
i thought it was funny that she was aware of the content of the q-larper's thread on /pnd and made a public denial which further amplified the conspiracy theory.



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 No.12990[Reply]

Adolf Hitler: *exists*
Jews: HELP IM BEING GASSED AND TURNED INTO HOUSEHOLD SOAP 6 MILLION NEVER FORGET
Big keeanu chungus: Well that's not wholesome at all!
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 No.12992

>>12991
*OSS

Fucking KIKE Venture Bros heh

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 No.12993

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>>12991
>>12992
Josep Stalin: "I'm about to end this man's whole career!"
Joseph Goebbels has left the room
Wholesome 100

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 No.13025

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Did Thomas do it out of choice or a sense of duty to his country.

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 No.13030

Oppenheimer: Wow, this post blew up xd

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 No.13032

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>>13030
Dat funni heh



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 No.13018[Reply]

>more power to tackle covid spread
>we'll think about it

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 No.13020

>>13019
That is not even necessary. Just assign work and grade it. Make a video if you need a 'lecture'.

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 No.13021

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 No.13002[Reply]

Would the OneWheel be Allowed in a White Nationalist Society?
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 No.13006

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One wud have to b quite stoopeed to get on dat dere cuckwheel w/out a helmet no less heh

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 No.13007

>>13006
helmets are for sissies

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 No.13009

>>13007
So just right for u den LOL

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 No.13016

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>walking isn't good enough for me

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 No.13017

>>13016
>What is the last mile

Shit really gets on your nerves if you're supposed to walk it daily believe me

From a purely logistical/time-saving POV these micro-e-mobility vehicles like escooters/self-balancing wheelz n shit make a lot of sense



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 No.12962[Reply]

IT'S HAPPENING

Rand Paul has coronavirus
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 No.12964

AHAHAHAHA
YES
YES
MORE
WE NEED MORE

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 No.12965

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>80%
politicians really want that martial law heh

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 No.12966

Who is that the dumbell guy?

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 No.12986

RAND PAUL TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS DAYS AFTER HIS FATHER DISMISSED PANIC OVER THE DISEASE AS A HOAX

https://www.newsweek.com/rand-pauls-father-wrote-coronavirus-hoax-article-days-before-son-tested-positive-covid-19-1493662

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 No.12995

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>oy vey! ron, what if the goyims don't believe our big virus hoax!?
<don't worry son, i have a clever plan: since we're both big celebrities, i'll go out and say i don't believe in the virus and then you announce that you have the virus
>oh wow dad, thats a great plan! you and by extension everyone else who doesn't believe in the hoax - will come off looking like heartless bastards and insane conspiracy theorists and i'll get to play the victim
<thats right son, we'll force them to believe the hoax for sure this way and you can get some more plastic surgery while you're pretending to quarantine yourself
*hand rubbing noises and laughter*



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 No.12979[Reply]

Governments love crises because when the people are fearful they are more willing to give up freedoms for promises that the government will take care of them. After 9/11, for example, Americans accepted the near-total destruction of their civil liberties in the PATRIOT Act’s hollow promises of security.

It is ironic to see the same Democrats who tried to impeach President Trump last month for abuse of power demanding that the Administration grab more power and authority in the name of fighting a virus that thus far has killed less than 100 Americans.

Declaring a pandemic emergency on Friday, President Trump now claims the power to quarantine individuals suspected of being infected by the virus and, as Politico writes, “stop and seize any plane, train or automobile to stymie the spread of contagious disease.” He can even call out the military to cordon off a US city or state.

State and local authoritarians love panic as well. The mayor of Champaign, Illinois, signed an executive order declaring the power to ban the sale of guns and alcohol and cut off gas, water, or electricity to any citizen. The governor of Ohio just essentially closed his entire state.

The chief fearmonger of the Trump Administration is without a doubt Anthony Fauci, head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases at the National Institutes of Health. Fauci is all over the media, serving up outright falsehoods to stir up even more panic. He testified to Congress that the death rate for the coronavirus is ten times that of the seasonal flu, a claim without any scientific basis.
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 No.12980


On Face the Nation, Fauci did his best to further damage an already tanking economy by stating, “Right now, personally, myself, I wouldn’t go to a restaurant.” He has pushed for closing the entire country down for 14 days.

Over what? A virus that has thus far killed just over 5,000 worldwide and less than 100 in the United States? By contrast, tuberculosis, an old disease not much discussed these days, killed nearly 1.6 million people in 2017. Where’s the panic over this?

If anything, what people like Fauci and the other fearmongers are demanding will likely make the disease worse. The martial law they dream about will leave people hunkered down inside their homes instead of going outdoors or to the beach where the sunshine and fresh air would help boost immunity. The panic produced by these fearmongers is likely helping spread the disease, as massive crowds rush into Walmart and Costco for that last roll of toilet paper.

The madness over the coronavirus is not limited to politicians and the medical community. The head of the neoconservative Atlantic Council wrote an editorial this week urging NATO to pass an Article 5 declaration of war against the COVID-19 virus! Are they going to send in tanks and drones to wipe out these microscopic enemies?

People should ask themselves whether this coronavirus “pandemic” could be a big hoax, with the actual danger of the disease massively exaggerated by those who seek to profit – financially or politically – from the ensuing panic.

That is not to say the disease is harmless. Without question people will die from coronavirus. Those in vulnerable categories should take precautions to limit their risk of exposure. But we have seen this movie before. Government over-hypes a threat as an excuse to grab more of our freedoms. When the “threat” is over, however, they never give us our freedoms back.


http://ronpaulinstitute.org/archives/featured-articles/2020/march/16/the-coronavirus-hoax/?fbclid=IwAR1UMbT-H_meqZiInxv3P8acnrJcZBn0il-lPhXmfRRXJAEpATh1zOAYnaw

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 No.12984

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 No.12988

>>12984
unironically one of the best Garrison comics I've seen



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 No.12977[Reply]

'Romney's in isolation? Gee that's too bad': Trump appears to mock senator's coronavirus threat

Donald Trump has appeared to mock the threat of the deadly coronavirus to Mitt Romney, the only Republican senator who voted to convict him on impeachment charges.

The Utah senator and former presidential nominee said he was taking advice on self-isolation after spending time on Friday with Rand Paul, who announced on Sunday that he had tested positive for Covid-19.

Told during a White House briefing that Mr Romney was one of several politicians self-isolating, the president said: "Romney's in isolation? Gee, that's too bad."

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-coronavirus-covid-19-mitt-romney-gee-too-bad-a9417396.html
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 No.12985




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 No.12972[Reply]

Bernie Sanders will learn to play Minecraft if a TikTok video gets 6 million views

Bernie Sanders recently announced that he would learn to play Minecraft if a certain video clocked 6 million views. Or at least the team who manages his verified TikTok account did.

"If this gets 6 million views, Bernie will learn how to play Minecraft for you," the post reads.

The video in question comes from TikTokker luacrio7642, and shows a mine cart entering an area devoted to Sanders' 2020 presidential campaign. "Why should I vote for Bernie Sanders?" it muses, before taking you on a journey to explain what feeling the Bern actually entails.

"$15 minimum wage" is plastered across one wall in massive letters, while another boasts the illustrious "Medicare 4 All" slogan. The green deal is also represented, with a huge section devoted to "The Trees," which features actual Minecraft trees instead of just the word "trees."

The video concludes with luacrio7642 heading along a Redstone rail towards a massive, color-coordinated "Bernie 2020" monument. It's very stylish and is paired with a particularly upbeat remix of DARE by The Gorillaz and Shaun Ryder.

If you reckon watching Bernie Sanders play Minecraft would be a bit of fun, be sure to watch the video and share it with your mates. 6 million views and you'll see Bernie getting annoyed he fell in lava with a full stack of diamond on him, just like the rest of us.

https://www.pcgamer.com/bernie-sanders-will-learn-to-play-minecraft-if-a-tiktok-video-gets-6-million-views/
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 No.12973

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(bernie voice) REDISTRIBUTE THE DIAMOND PICKAXES TO THE WORKING CLASS GAMERS

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 No.12975

>>12973
legit thought that was bbc for a sec heh

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 No.12982

>>12975
I love penises, too…

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 No.12983

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 No.12976[Reply]

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 No.12978

Why are so many influential getting the virus? Some sort of blackmail?

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 No.12981

It's all part of the plan.



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